My story is pretty freakin rad!
I've had my 360 since January of this year. I think the 4th. It's been working 1,000,000%. Got a little cranky back in March when Oblivion came out, but I put it on a cooler area on my entertainment center.
So. Awesome time. November 19th, I buy a Wii and bring it home. I plug it in and notice the screen has a few little glitches in it. I just attribute that the fact that it's on some crappy composite connection. Later that night I turn on the 360 to play GOW a little bit. I get about three minutes into the game, and it locks up and throws some distortion. DAMN IT! I blew out the console with some air, pulled the HD off, unplugged the system, and finally get it to work right. Plays fine, so I'm alright, just thought it glitched.
Well. Fast forward to Black Friday and I sit down to play some Wii. Ten minutes into the Gerudo dungeon...
MY TELEVISION BREAKS. CAPUT.
That TV is now out of warranty, so it's pointless to try to replace. Now two weeks later, yesterday in fact, I got a brand new 42" DLP TV. So now I want to plug in my 360 and play for a while. So, I hook it up and start Gears of War. It LOOKS AMAZING and I start getting really excited that I'm now gaming on a 42" TV and it looks sweet. BLAMMO, three minutes later the 360 locks up. ARE YOU KIDDING ME, I think. I tried the routine I tried earlier and then the console flashes me THREE RED LIGHTS. I pretty much punched a hole in the universe. I didn't get the extended warranty, so I'm probably going to have to go buy a core system and swap drives.

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Oh, I come home from work today and find out that my father spilled water on my PS2 while I was at work.

ing great.