ok. 0.67 gpa. NOW JAYWALKING TICKET!! edit ( PLUS A WORKING* XBOX!!) PLUS!!

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** NEW EDIT ** MY GF ISNT PREGNANT!!!! OMG OMG IMA LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW IM NOT GOING TO BE A 15 YR OLD DADDAY!!.. remember kids, always use a condom. i know better now. she called me up today and said (sad mood) "hey.. your.. your... not going to be a daddy" i almost cried.. im so happy!!!! OMG OMG ok, free game to whoever congrats me first

I GOT MY XBOX WORKING? IONO HOW BUT I JUST LEFT IT UNPLUGGED FOR 2 HOURS, and i went to plug it in to see if it boots and what do ya know it turns on without any errors? !!!! :D

omg dood. this is lame, i got my report card like 3 days ago. i got a 0.67 gpa. well if thats not bad enough, I GOT MY FIRST TICKET? im only 15, and a jaywalking ticket? what next? :( i gotta goto court before JULY 28?? :( this is gay. im jynxed anyone else got one before?

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6/21? i got my report cards, and got a 0.67 GPA :?
6/24. i got a jaywalking ticket. :cry:
6/25. I BROKE MY FRICKEN XBOX TRYING TO MOD THAT MOFO!! :cry: :p :wink: :cry: :cry:
6/??. something bad will happen again. i should just go and kill myself..
6/29. OMG OMG OMG MY GF ISNT PREGNANT SHE HAD HER PERIOD TODAY!! NOW MUST USE A NASTY RUBBER :( BETTER THEN BEING A 15 YR OLD DADDDY

all this in a week. wow.. REAL TO I GOT GRADES, TICKET, AND BROKEN XBOX TO PROVE IT ALL! AND ILL CUT OPEN MY BRAIN TO LET YOU SEE I GOT A PEA-SIZED BRAIN!!!
 
[quote name='mousin']omg dood. this is lame, i got my report card like 3 days ago. i got a 0.67 gpa. well if thats not bad enough, I GOT MY FIRST TICKET? im only 15, and a jaywalking ticket? what next? :( i gotta goto court before JULY 28?? :( this is gay. im jynxed anyone else got one before?[/quote]

A 0.67 GPA?? You've more things to worry about than a little Jaywalking ticket.
 
Unfortunately, it appears you are destined to be 'that guy.'

As in, "It seems like my life sucks, but at least I'm not That Guy!"
 
dang, too much bad news in a short time period. No, I have not received a jaywalking ticket before, and I know of no one who ever has. You are the first. Congrats!!!
 
0.67? you aren't graduating high school ever, are you? that wasn't sarcasm, i'm being serious, i've never in my life heard of a below 1.0 gpa
 
[quote name='alongx']0.67? you aren't graduating high school ever, are you? that wasn't sarcasm, i'm being serious, i've never in my life heard of a below 1.0 gpa[/quote]

This means this guy didn't even ace gym class!

This is really sad. Corky from Life Goes On had a better GPA.
 
yea, me either.. i failed like 3 classes, good thing im a freshman :D ima have to be like at least graduting. but no matter what im going military after high school
 
[quote name='mousin']yea, me either.. i failed like 3 classes, good thing im a freshman :D ima have to be like at least graduting. but no matter what im going military after high school[/quote]

What will you do in the military? Be a target dummy?
 
[quote name='PsyClerk'][quote name='mousin']yea, me either.. i failed like 3 classes, good thing im a freshman :D ima have to be like at least graduting. but no matter what im going military after high school[/quote]

What will you do in the military? Be a target dummy?[/quote]
rofl
 
wow after reading the first post, i was all set for some good humored fun, but by the time i got down to the quick reply box, you guys are just brutal :wink:
 
[quote name='punqsux']wow after reading the first post, i was all set for some good humored fun, but by the time i got down to the quick reply box, you guys are just brutal :wink:[/quote]

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week, try the veal.
 
yea.. really tough, anyone know how much i gotta pay ? i live in CA.. laws are different. its my first time and im 15. all i needa do is go court right? i wish..
 
[quote name='mousin']hahhah, army. i head navy and marines go in first, i want to be a alive man :)[/quote]

Well, you actually have to be somewhat intelligent for the Air Force, but we stick all of our dumb people in security forces. I'm not saying you're dumb, you're probably just not applying yourself.

In high school, I didn't either. I never cared. I would skip classes and just not go to school. I'm not bragging or anything, in fact if I could I would do it all over again and actually do good. But every year I would have more than 100 tardies and would be absent up to the point where if I missed another class I wouldn't get credit for it.

I was always satisfied with getting a 70 just to pass. My teachers knew I was smarter than that, but I was just being lazy.

If I were you, I would seriously apply yourself and do good in school. Trust me, in a few years and if you graduate, you'll be in the position to have to pay for college. Right now you're getting to gain knowledge for free. Think about that for a minute or two.
 
are you black? cause that's pretty shitty. if you can't come up with a good excuse by then why you jaywalked, see if the judge will let you do a day of community service instead of forking out cash. unless you're parents spoil you and they're paying anyways.
 
Wow thats a low GPA, dont even bother going to court, let the cops get you and take you too jail, you will end up their anyway.
 
[quote name='pukemon']are you black? cause that's pretty shitty. if you can't come up with a good excuse by then why you jaywalked, see if the judge will let you do a day of community service instead of forking out cash. unless you're parents spoil you and they're paying anyways.[/quote]

no im asian :X pity huh? stereotyped for being SMART? well SHAQFU !
i got owned. ill probally be good from now on, because i know better. 0.67? a retard can really do better. or a mexican :D
 
[quote name='pukemon']are you black? cause that's pretty shitty.[/quote]

That's just wrong. I mean you have to really try to get a GPA that shitty but dayum...
 
[quote name='mousin']hahhah, army. i head navy and marines go in first, i want to be a alive man :)[/quote]
Man you are a dumbass, first off, think about it you said NAVY like Naval which is on the water, o yeah thats right IRAQ is in water not the desert dumbass, number 2 compare how many Army dogs have died to the number of Marines, there is a big difference there in favor of the Marines, if you are going to join the service cuz you are too stupid to make it in life go with the Airforce, but judging by how dumb you are you should go with the navy, cuz they dont have an infantry, which would be your only choices in the army and Marines, yeah youll be on the frontline. Sorry buddy but I speak the truth.
 
[quote name='daphatty'][quote name='pukemon']are you black? cause that's pretty shitty.[/quote]

That's just wrong. I mean you have to really try to get a GPA that shitty but dayum...[/quote] I thought he was talking about the ticket. :?
 
[quote name='mousin'][quote name='pukemon']are you black? cause that's pretty shitty. if you can't come up with a good excuse by then why you jaywalked, see if the judge will let you do a day of community service instead of forking out cash. unless you're parents spoil you and they're paying anyways.[/quote]

no im asian :X pity huh? stereotyped for being SMART? well SHAQFU !
i got owned. ill probally be good from now on, because i know better. 0.67? a retard can really do better. or a mexican :D[/quote]

What a shock, the moron is spouting racist banter as well.

I'm using moron in its original sense as well:

Moron: A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive

Considering that one usually starts High School at 12-14, it seems like the proper use of the word.
 
yea, im pretty stupid to think of that first. but what if its not it IRAQ? :p ill probally do service that benefits me, and is safest (flameshieldup)
 
[quote name='yeahokthenfu'][quote name='mousin']hahhah, army. i head navy and marines go in first, i want to be a alive man :)[/quote]
Man you are a dumbass, first off, think about it you said NAVY like Naval which is on the water, o yeah thats right IRAQ is in water not the desert dumbass, number 2 compare how many Army dogs have died to the number of Marines, there is a big difference there in favor of the Marines, if you are going to join the service cuz you are too stupid to make it in life go with the Airforce, but judging by how dumb you are you should go with the navy, cuz they dont have an infantry, which would be your only choices in the army and Marines, yeah youll be on the frontline. Sorry buddy but I speak the truth.[/quote]

Irony: Using an incredible run-on sentence to chastise someone about their intelligence.

I think.
 
im pretty potheaded. does that explain alot? what about being dropped as a kid :D but my mom never admits it. i know ive been dropped 2+ times.
 
You do realize that uncle sam puts the dumb people on the front lines don't you? You are more likely to be trained like a grunt because they can control your mind. Hell I'd be surprised if they even let you in.
 
ok, i take back what i said about mexicans, but someone said something about being black. black? not all blacks are dumb. and if they are its not cause they are black
 
forgot i cant do that. lemme tell my good friend from schooll :D he does better then me at least, and guess who he is? azn_ballah the moderator =] hes the 1 who got me here. well, anyone know how much the TICKET will cost?
 
Man you are a dumbass, first off, think about it you said NAVY like Naval which is on the water, o yeah thats right IRAQ is in water not the desert dumbass
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ever heard of the Navy Seals? Dont be so quick to call someone a dumbass.




are you black? cause that's pretty shitty. if you can't come up with a good excuse by then why you jaywalked, see if the judge will let you do a day of community service instead of forking out cash.
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i myself read this as him asking if he was black, like that was the reason that he got a jaywalking ticket, not that blacks are stupid. Maybe he didnt mean it like that.

either way its kinda racist i guess...
 
Man, with an intellect like yours, I'm surprised you're not spouting off about the supremacy of George W. Bush.
 
[quote name='swetooth9']damn mousin, u disgracin us azns, lol... :(

ima be a sophomore next year...in my freshman year my gpa was a 4.8 :)[/quote]
4.8?! isnt thst the statistical equvillant to 120%?
 
[quote name='mousin']how can you get a 4.8? even if your in a ivylegue. which your not? you exagerate, or do you mean 3.8?[/quote]

Not that you'd ever know, but there is something called an honor point that some schools will apply to AP or Honors classes due to the accelerated nature of the course.
Since they are given more work at a more rapid rate, the school figures it's only fair that they get a higher grade due to thier diligence and hard work.

If you place them into a more rigid form of the four point scale, they would have a 4.0 exactly.
 
thanks for the explanation sweeny!

i found a police photo of the jay walking in progress

jaywalking.jpg
 
Man, I so wish D4rkewolfe was around.. He'd chew you out something fierce, I think.
Dedicated Marines don't care for the idea that high school rejects see the Corps as a little backup plan.
 
Wow, I was going to quote mousin but there are just too many posts to choose from. Hmm Let me see. Dumb as a box of hammers, racist and a chicken... Stay the hell out of my military. Besides, you have to GRADUATE in order to join. At the rate you are going... good luck.
 
[quote name='mousin']well, anyone know how much the TICKET will cost?[/quote]

You live in CA, right? Then it'll be around 77 dollars and you'll get your notice in the mail in about a month.
 
the 4.8 can also be a part of a 5.0 scale. they do have those. As for which branch to join. It's all a pissing contest. Personally, i would join the Marines but i would like being a groundpounder.
 
hahaha punqsux, thats a good 1 =] i prop you for that picture. but put a dumass asian guy's face on there and viola, me
 
the black comment was meant towards the ticket. i was asking if he got singled out cuz he was black. houston pd singled out some blacks for jaywalking for awhile. judge dropped all that shit too. and some of you are dumbasses. you all made it racist. yeah i said it. you all.
 
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