I'm back with new collection pics. My collection isn't quite so shitty now. In fact, it's pretty damn 1337 AZN (Well, I like to think so.) I don't have as much stuff as a lot of people though simply because I'm hanging onto only the games that I need to have... not the mediocre or merely decent stuff. Anyway, here's the shit:
A picture of a door. How quaint.
Actually, asshat, it is. See, when you open a door with a poster of Kokoro from DOA4 on it, you know you're about to enter a moderately
ed up place.
Well where's teh
ing games?
On teh
ing shelves. Like it's that difficult to comprehend.
Well, I need more detail. Show me that shelf on the left.
That's the one with most of the games.
I still need more detail.
Haven't opened Last Blade 2: Final Edition, Metal Gear Solid: VR Missions, Parasite Eve, or Parasite Eve 2
Haven't opened Contra: Shattered Soldier, Disgaea, Disgaea 2, or Gradius V
Haven't opened Tales of the Abyss, Valkyrie Profile 2, ESPGaluda, Final Fantasy X International, or Sega Ages Vol. 25: Gunstar Heroes Treasure Box
Haven't opened Mega Man Anniversary Collection (played the hell outta it on PS2), Splinter Cell: DA (Xbox), Wind Waker, or Paper Mario
Haven't opened Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops or Ah! My Goddess The Movie (Yes, there's more games, not just teh Jap crap.)
Good enough for you?
No. Now the other shelf. And I wanna see more on those nonsense letters Jap games.
I'll have more on the Jap Crap later, more shelf!
Haven't opened Vagrant Story, Final Fantasy III, Mario & Luigi PiT, or Yoshi's Island DS
Haven't opened any of Chrono Crusade, or Cowboy Bebop Remix Vols. 5 and 6
Haven't opened Eureka Seven Vol. 1
Haven't opened Gankutsuou Vol. 1
Haven't opened any of Heat Guy J
Soo.... that's it? You just quit after the letter "H?"
Use some goddamned common sense, you shit-
. I need new shelves so that I can store all my stuff effectively. But for now... the closet!
Whoa whoa whoa! The closet? I'm sure you've got some skeletons in your closet... either that or 8 year old girls.
You're wrong on the first one, rectum pounder.
Haven't opened any of Last Exile, My-Hime Vol. 5, Nadesico (EA) Vol. 3, Noein Vol. 1, any of Paranoia Agent, or any of Requiem From the Darkness
Haven't opened Scrapped Princess Vol. 3, any of Tsukihime, or Vandread Vol. 1
That's not all of my GBA games. There's some that are still in the box.
Then where are those?
You need to learn patience. I hope that someday your lack of patience results in you getting hit by a car.
PC Boxes are there as well... as anyone with vision can see.
And... assorted other boxes. Ignore Time Crisis, I'm selling that.
So lik... those fuggin' Jap games you have.
Oh right. People ask about those because they don't know what the hell they are. Well... here's some pics:
Row 1: Dodonpachi Daioujou, Espgaluda, Final Fantasy X International, Garou: Mark of the Wolves, King of Fighters XI
Row 2: Melty Blood: Act Cadenza, Mushihime-Sama, Neo Geo Battle Coliseum, Sega Ages Vol. 25: Gunstar Heroes Treasure Box, Under Defeat
Row 3: Tales of Eternia, Last Blade 2: Final Edition, Shenmue II, Nintendo Puzzle Collection
Some stuff to note: Tales of Eternia and Shenmue II are European imports. ToE is the same thing as Tales of Destiny 2 on the PS1, except the PSP version is better. Sony decided we didn't need the game in the US, so I imported it from Europe. Shenmue II's English dub sounded like the Devil shouting at you. The European import of the DC version has English subtitles and Japanese voices. It's sad we don't see more of these fighters and shmups here because these are easily some of the most thrilling games to play. And because people really seem to like pics of imports:
Okay, so what do you play this shit on?
Why... these fine electronics:
Currently hooked up would be the Playstation 2 via component cables, the Xbox 360 via component cables, the Wii via component cables, the Dreamcast via composite cables (gotta find something else) and the Oppo DV-981HD (fantastic DVD player by the way) via HDMI. I have an Xbox and a SNES that aren't pictured here. The Xbox was too
ing big so I threw it in the closet. I placed the SNES gently in the closet since it didn't try and oppress me with it's size and weight like the Xbox did. What a bastard.
OLOLOLOLOOLOL WTF is that POS TV LAWL.
What I've played games on for the last 9 years. Until recently:
Yeah, that's a mini-fridge to the left. I have Frappucino's in there because I'm classy.
I also have a computer, like most people outside of Azerbaijan:
I built it myself. It's got an DFI Lanparty Ultra-D mobo, a Athlon 64 4000+, 2GB of OCZ Platinum RAM, a factory OC-ed XFX 7800GTX, and a Sound Blaster X-Fi. I'm prolly gonna swap out the video card next fall when DX-10 start to have a major presence.
Well this is some ghey shit:
You know, you're a mean person. If you were unborn, I'd abort you. I recommend that you euthanize yourself... which basically means, go kill yourself.
WIDESHOTS!!?!?
Aaaannnd.... that's it. The end of this epic journey that shall not be taken again until the Summer. The next things I'll be getting are a PS3 (of course) and an HT setup (with good components. You'll see.) Additional pics can be taken upon request. Phew, that took longer than I thought.
