Story time. You ready? Long read but here goes….
I hit on the target restock this morning! So excited, man I’ was geeked because I hit on a PS5 for someone who really wanted it. Solid way to start the day right? Right! Texted the father of the family, boom cash-app $550 to me. Everyone’s cool. I pull into Target, confiDANTly going in knowing what prize I’m about to walk out and meet the man with, you know, a PS5 console, with all sorts of gleeful aura. Well, that didn’t happen. Why?
The last big Target disaster of a drop during Cyber week left a lot of individuals longing, myself included. Then I ran across a post saying that many people were successful because they had an additional item in the cart. Something along the lines of algorithms and such with an additional item would make the purchase easier.
Back to the why. My cart was jacked, well partially jacked, but I didn’t know that because I was behind the wheel driving when I received the order confirmation after spamming checkout for a cool 10 minutes, with a PS5 in it. I definitely saw the system in the cart during final checkout. I left Target with shame in one hand, and a banana in the other.
A freaking banana. So whoever you are Mr. userman or woman, a big &$?!-You is in order for this. You ruined my night. Spider-Man No Way Home was absolutely amazing, and you still managed to ruin my night. I now have a craving for some Mario Kart. So thank you, you such and such, and €£#%-you.