*Sigh.* And once again, even the Bible had evidence for marriage being a transaction, as I've mentioned before. I think it was Jacob and Rachel? Hard to remember. Point being is that he worked for a wife, her father tricks him with her sister, so he works for the other and gets 'em both.
Seriously. Granted it's OT and that was originally Jewish-written, and Lewis Black will tell you that you need to talk to HIS people about those books instead of viewing it through a Christians "we didn't write the OT and instead did the Jesus Buddy chapters" lens, but still.
Point being is that if you're one of those thumpers that proudly swaggers around about how the whole thing is golden truth and infallible, then you'd recognize a drastic counterpoint to your entire argument right there in black and white. And that's not even the one I wrote in myself, where I stated that goat tastes like crap, and anyone who eats it is a heathen and must cleanse themselves with eighty punches to their genitals delivered by a kangaroo wearing boxing gloves.