PSNOT 2.0 - I kind of want to subscribe to IndieBox.

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couple of the hotties on that backpage site could help with that
Probably, but I am going to try my luck tonight at Top Golf. The company is having an event tonight and I just went to our cafe to get the wristband we need to get in. The line was long and there was some new talent I havent seen before.

Plus the chick I keep talking about was one of the girls giving out the wristbands so I hope she is there tonight. I need to see whats up as she has been giving me the cold shoulder lately. I think someone told her I was married or something. fuck!

 
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You guys didn't like the No Man Sky E3 demo? What's wrong with you all?
No Man's Sky looks cool to me and my kids are excited for it too. In summary: not generic.
I'd love to hear your marketing pitches for No Man's Sky.

Even the developer couldn't do @e3.

"Hey you're in a ship, look this is combat, here is a google map with street view full of planets. Watch me zoom out here guys. Woah. Look here's some boxes over here. Hold on zoom out. Hyperspace. Oh look more planets with more scenery to look at."

Watch the video again, that was painful to watch.

 
I am not intrigued cause it looked boring to me based on what little I know about it asshole! I have hundreds of other games I would rather play first! I DONT NEED TO PLAY EVERY GAME THAT IS RELEASED LIKE YOU YOU OVER OBSESSIVE JERK!

Man I need to get laid.
This http://www.cheapassgamer.com/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Ftampa.backpage.com%2FFemaleEscorts%2F%3Flayout%3Dgallery&pid=12749390

Plus a fist full of $100 bills and you should be all set.

Link NSFW (well unless you are Velo).

 
Nice I forwarded the information on. I see 30% trade in bonus is back. I am going to unload The Evil Within as long as they don't take the base value too much.

I see Saints Row Re-Elected + GAT out of hell is also on sale starting Sunday for $24.99 before GCU. I might grab that for $20 and trade it right back in. Depending on TIV. GS is giving $14.30 right now for it. I just want to play GAT out of hell. It is a digital code right? I think Velo mentioned that a week or two ago.

I already played Saints Row 4 on 360 and PS3 so I won't play it again on PS4
yeah i got it from gamefly for $15 and was gonna redeem the gat code and trade it back in for 15. but i got lazy and i think i might just keep sr4 to play anyway. but yeah its just a digital code.

 
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Finally watched Nintendo's E3 show and the Square Enix conference. Now that the conferences are over, I think it's safe to say this E3 had something for everyone (and if not, get out. You hate video games).  That being, here's what I rate them from best to worst:

1. Sony

2. Microsoft

3. Bethesda

4. Nintendo

5. EA

6. Square Enix

7. Ubisoft

Something for everyone.   I'm not much of an RPG fan which is why Square didn't rank higher ( if they announced a new Parasite Eve or a new shooter like Timesplitters I would have).   Nintendo may have had sequels and spinoffs, but their content kept me more engaged than "Clancy Central", and teasers for pussy riding unicorns and South Park.

Sony, on the other hand, kept my attention throughout the whole thing.

Why did they show off Black Ops 3 at this conference instead of Xbox's?  Because they had time to talk about it whereas Microsoft would be like "Here's the new Call of Duty so buy it" :shows footage:.

Why did they show off Batman? Because why not.  

"Why did they talk about Project Morpheus for only a few minutes?" said no one (except those game haters. I tried to be nice earlier. GTFO).

I wonder how long the Xbox VR demonstration (which includes pharm's favorite moment when the woman yelled out "I'M BLOWING MY WAY IN") lasted in comparison.     

 
I'd love to hear your marketing pitches for No Man's Sky.

Even the developer couldn't do @e3.

"Hey you're in a ship, look this is combat, here is a google map with street view full of planets. Watch me zoom out here guys. Woah. Look here's some boxes over here. Hold on zoom out. Hyperspace. Oh look more planets with more scenery to look at."

Watch the video again, that was painful to watch.
Have you never played an exploration-focused game before? Here this is more your style, just watch this again to quench your bro thirst:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM2m9LG35N0

 
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Sony Bethesda Square and MS were my top 4, not exactly sure how I'd rank them. Everyone loved the Sony conference because of the fan service, but I didn't love it quite as much.

Ubisoft was pretty dull but had probably my favorite announcement from the whole show, South Park.

Not sure how people are excusing Nintendo's conference. It was bad. I mean, I'm not really into those games as much any more. But Tennis? Animal Crossing Party? C'mon! EA's was bad too, especially with that Pele shit and minions stuff and way too much sports as always, though it did have Mirrors Edge and a brief glimpse at Mass Effect.

 
Sony Bethesda Square and MS were my top 4, not exactly sure how I'd rank them. Everyone loved the Sony conference because of the fan service, but I didn't love it quite as much.

Ubisoft was pretty dull but had probably my favorite announcement from the whole show, South Park.

Not sure how people are excusing Nintendo's conference. It was bad. I mean, I'm not really into those games as much any more. But Tennis? Animal Crossing Party? C'mon! EA's was bad too, especially with that Pele shit and minions stuff and way too much sports as always, though it did have Mirrors Edge and a brief glimpse at Mass Effect.
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Have you never played an exploration-focused game before? Here this is more your style, just watch this again to quench your bro thirst:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM2m9LG35N0
wow that looks awesome. That meter on the bottom right is some extra weapon killstreak they keep showing off. i can't wait. already pre ordered. Prestige 10+ ;) plus you know blops will have zombies. Iv never played much of single player (other than mw2/waw) but ill be all over mp. iv actually been taking a break from cod aw and it makes me want to play it right now. let me go get a paladin in my first round brb

 
I'm not in to no man's sky either, but I'm not a big exploration or space junkie.  It might be really cool, but it isn't for me.  maybe it appeals to the same folks that like minecraft.  

the presentation was pretty funny though where he kept mentioning that he'd seen better planets - it's so procedurally generated that they can't generate an interesting planet for a presentation!

 
Sony Bethesda Square and MS were my top 4, not exactly sure how I'd rank them. Everyone loved the Sony conference because of the fan service, but I didn't love it quite as much.

Ubisoft was pretty dull but had probably my favorite announcement from the whole show, South Park.

Not sure how people are excusing Nintendo's conference. It was bad. I mean, I'm not really into those games as much any more. But Tennis? Animal Crossing Party? C'mon! EA's was bad too, especially with that Pele shit and minions stuff and way too much sports as always, though it did have Mirrors Edge and a brief glimpse at Mass Effect.
I'm not excusing Nintendo's conference for its overall mediocrity and frequent screw-ups, but at least it showed off several games I plan on getting (Fire Emblem Fates, Star Fox Zero, M&L: Paper Jam, Yoshi's Woolly World, SMT x FE) whereas nothing at Microsoft's conference really caught my eye.

 
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Have you never played an exploration-focused game before? Here this is more your style, just watch this again to quench your bro thirst:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM2m9LG35N0
Wow way to avoid trying to Pitch No Man's Sky. :twoguns: P.S. - I don't like 1st person shooters and don't play any of them.

 
I'm not in to no man's sky either, but I'm not a big exploration or space junkie. It might be really cool, but it isn't for me. maybe it appeals to the same folks that like minecraft.

the presentation was pretty funny though where he kept mentioning that he'd seen better planets - it's so procedurally generated that they can't generate an interesting planet for a presentation!
This is my fear for the game. I couldn't get into minecraft. But I do like exploring so long as theres a bunch of things to do along the way. Like shooting a bunch of people, accidentally driving off a cliff, or laughing at how many fresh cabbages are in a 100 year old unopened tomb. I think the art style is really cool, and the concept is awesome, but the execution so far has me wondering.

 
This is my fear for the game. I couldn't get into minecraft. But I do like exploring so long as theres a bunch of things to do along the way. Like shooting a bunch of people, accidentally driving off a cliff, or laughing at how many fresh cabbages are in a 100 year old unopened tomb. I think the art style is really cool, and the concept is awesome, but the execution so far has me wondering.
Did you try playing Minecraft with others? Playing it on your own is not very fun. Completely different game with others.

Pete, I think there is very little correlation between the 2 games. Minecraft is not just exploration. You are creating things constantly and it excels in co-op as I mentioned. No Man's Sky from what we have seen looks more like a virtual museum than anything. I guess we can supposedly blow up the exhibits too. That just doesn't sound fun.

 
Also off of mild's post: seriously though, I was wondering the whole time why they didn't just generate a planet where there was a bunch of fun stuff to do or look at. I know its a bit disingenuous but still. Put your best foot forward and all that. 

 
Also off of mild's post: seriously though, I was wondering the whole time why they didn't just generate a planet where there was a bunch of fun stuff to do or look at. I know its a bit disingenuous but still. Put your best foot forward and all that.
Simple answer: There is nothing to generate since they dont actually have anything fun to do!

#NoMansFunSky

 
 
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100% on Monster Monpiece. Should i play South Park PS3  / Lego Batman 3 VITA / OR Creed Rogue?

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Did you try playing Minecraft with others? Playing it on your own is not very fun. Completely different game with others.

Pete, I think there is very little correlation between the 2 games. Minecraft is not just exploration. You are creating things constantly and it excels in co-op as I mentioned. No Man's Sky from what we have seen looks more like a virtual museum than anything. I guess we can supposedly blow up the exhibits too. That just doesn't sound fun.
Nah, I haven't tried it with others. In all the streams I've watched tho that makes it seem way more fun, not going to lie. I don't think I'd even made it to the making stuff part really. Admittedly I should have probably given that one a second chance. But I couldn't get into the make your own house thing.

 
Did you try playing Minecraft with others? Playing it on your own is not very fun. Completely different game with others.

Pete, I think there is very little correlation between the 2 games. Minecraft is not just exploration. You are creating things constantly and it excels in co-op as I mentioned. No Man's Sky from what we have seen looks more like a virtual museum than anything. I guess we can supposedly blow up the exhibits too. That just doesn't sound fun.
Fair enough, didn't mean it as derogatory nor that they're necessarily similar. Just that they appeal to a different personality type who can get lost and enveloped in an expansive world.

I can't believe no one commented on chewy's post about the helldivers boss fights. That will probably be really rad and it's a shame that it wasn't a release feature. They desperately need to make it a PS+ game when that drops to get the user base back up.
 
Fair enough, didn't mean it as derogatory nor that they're necessarily similar. Just that they appeal to a different personality type who can get lost and enveloped in an expansive world.
I didn't take it as derogatory. I was just pointing out that I do not see enough similarity to think the Minecraft fans will be No Man's Sky fans. They both have exploration elements, but they are about as similar as Tomb Raider and Horizon.

 
I noticed the Helldivers post.  Cause I read the thread unlike some people.  I just dont give a shit cause Helldivers started boring the fuck out of me.  Even playing with you assholes couldnt save it.  SLOWLY WALK your mech to the next same dumb objective on the same planet as before.  BOOOORING.  Like No Mans Sky.

 
Helldivers is awesome. More free dlc is good. I just wish I would have waited for inevitable bundle edition or ps+

dmc4 is awesome too, can't wait to play it this time and with trophies. spoiler alert

 
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What a relief: FF7 Remake will keep the cross-dressing-Cloud segment.

It all looks very dark and serious – as indicated by the gravelly voice throughout – but in an interview with Eurogamer, director Tetsuya Nomura indicated that the sillier parts of the game wouldn’t be scrubbed out.
When asked whether we would still see Cloud donning a dress, he said “Please look forward to it.”
http://www.vg247.com/2015/06/17/final-fantasy-7-director-says-please-look-forward-to-crossdressing-cloud-in-the-gritty-remake/

 
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Already expired...

Edit: NM, tag on top says expired, but below it says 2x$25 is still in stock.

Edit2: Yeah, it's expired. "There is no balance left on this discount code" as soon as you plug in the coupon.
So far all these recent ebay coupon deals seem to be expired before I even learn about them.

 
These new 3D doritos just ain't the same. Also, I just realized I'm playing CoD while eating doritos. I just need to find a can of mtn dew and I'm all set.

 
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NOOOOOOOO

Electronic Arts doesn't have any plans to release a remastered version of the Mass Effect Trilogy for Xbox One or PlayStation 4.
"I won't lie and say we haven't looked at it. But for us, it's about weighing where we spend our resources," EA's Patrick Söderlund told Game Informer. "Is it better for them to be working on a completely new IP, which you know BioWare is, or should they be remastering a Mass Effect?
http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/06/17/e3-2015-ea-dashes-hopes-of-mass-effect-trilogy-remaster


"I don't know about you, but sometimes when I go back and play a game, you want the memory of what they were at that point in time when you played them," he continued. "If I go back and play the old games, I think, 'Really?!' Was this what it was? Because in my mind it was amazing."
GTFO
 
Anybody play Lego Hobbit Vita? I just defeated Azog. The game feels much, much slower than Lego Batman 3. I'm not sure if it's because I'm still fairly early in the game, because it's a movie adaptation, or if I'm just not feeling it.

 
Hey Gator (and Pancakes? maybe) how's lego jurassic park? Debating on picking it up as my next actiony platformer thing. 

 
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