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[quote name='Bezerker']Wow, i thought that was Matt for a second, not used to seeing hardy w/o the paint or blonde hair.[/quote]

Yep.

I still can't help but wonder what kind of industrial adhesive Lita uses to keep from having a wardrobe malfunction.
 
maybe this is leading to a psychotic vince... where he needs to inject the wwe with a lethal dose of poison....



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Cmon this makes perfect sense!!!!

This would be $$$$$ it it was even possible!!!
 
[quote name='guyver2077']maybe this is leading to a psychotic vince... where he needs to inject the wwe with a lethal dose of poison....


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:rofl:

Hadn't seen that in awhile.
 
Where the hell is Collinsville anyway... the HorseXpress rolled into New Boston tonight, on route back up to Halifax, Charlotte and then Richmond.
 
Continued... I'd add Nitro to Vince's new stable, I mean why not have a new corporation of sorts, if he's got to re-do DX? Nitro & Orton have the cocky demeanor that'd be just perfect for the faction. Roidrage Masters would've been a good fit too, oh well.


Edit: And why does this fat piece of shit Jamal continue to get pushed? The guy can't wrestle for shit, he's not that big, nor intimidating. If Vince had to push some legitimately "big" (read: not on roids) man, why not push Khali? It's not like Khali is much worse of a wrestler than Jamal, and he's about 100 times more believable as an unstoppable force than Jamal is. Sofuckingretarded, the whole writing staff should be replaced dammit!

I hate two things right now: 1. Being force fed this crap. 2. Being helpless to change it, as I'm addicted to wrestling, and have been since I was about 3 years old.

Edit again: And now this shit!!! The ugliest fucking girl in diva search history wins...

GOD, at least Jeff Hardy came back tonight. I should've turned off the show after Edge went in the drink.
 
I know this is impossible for Vince, but please can I watch one match that doesn't end in a DQ? I turned Raw on at 10 and so far I've seen two matches end in DQ that were turning into pretty damn good matches. Though Cena is still having me laugh about the fact that he threw Edge into the river. That tops The Rock throwing Austin's skull belt into the river.
 
[quote name='karsh']I know this is impossible for Vince, but please can I watch one match that doesn't end in a DQ? I turned Raw on at 10 and so far I've seen two matches end in DQ that were turning into pretty damn good matches. Though Cena is still having me laugh about the fact that he threw Edge into the river. That tops The Rock throwing Austin's skull belt into the river.[/QUOTE]

You stand a better chance asking for a pony for Christmas.

EDIT: Is that villain in the John Cena movie Robert Patrick (aka Terminator 2000)? I watched all of Walk the Line before realizing that he played Ray Cash (Johnny's father); homeboy aged poorly. I would like to see Vince have a storyline like an action movie, where Edge tries to blow up John Cena in a gas station, or release a bunch of snakes on the plane bound to the next Raw. It'd be more believable than the shit on currently.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Where the hell is Collinsville anyway... the HorseXpress rolled into New Boston tonight, on route back up to Halifax, Charlotte and then Richmond.[/quote]

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Near the NC border a little less than an hour from Roanoke.
 
Man, Jeff Hardy vs Edge in a great match, Cena and Edge brawling all over the place... sure, the rest of Raw sucked ass, but that shit was awesome.

Hell, even The Marine looks halfway decent.
 
God they made that way too fucking obvious, and man did Foley ever go for it while he was kissing Vince's ass... he was all about that, odd. Anyway, the way they played up Foley and Melina being best pals all night, it was so predictable that she'd screw Foley.

Just like DX is sure to fuck Vince again one more time tonight.
 
That ending sucked.

It would have been a million times better if Vince fired Melina anyways, Mick goes insane/starts attacking people, then have Nitro come down and take Foley out.
 
Oh he'll spend tons of money wrecking a limo's axel, but I'll be damned if he spends a dime hiring good writers.

Then he goes off like a child having a temper tantrum, the man is a billioinaire, jesus tap dancing christ, someone save the WWE.
 
I really hope this means Nitro is joining Vince's retarded stable. Hopefully it can be salvaged. But I don't know why but I found what DX did hilarious. Nothing beats seeing a limo destroyed.
 
[quote name='karsh']I really hope this means Nitro is joining Vince's retarded stable. Hopefully it can be salvaged. But I don't know why but I found what DX did hilarious. Nothing beats seeing a limo destroyed.[/quote]

As well as making a grown man, a billionare no less, throw a tantrum like a little bitch.
 
Should have had snakes in the limo, cut to Vince saying, "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking limo." Then fade to black...
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Should have had snakes in the limo, cut to Vince saying, "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking limo." Then fade to black...[/quote]

It would've just been too congested in there. Especially when you'd be adding in 2 more snakes. :roll:
 
[quote name='craven_fiend']It would've just been too congested in there. Especially when you'd be adding in 2 more snakes. :roll:[/quote]

:lol:
 
After RAW me and my friends went down to where Edge was thrown into the water and we found his wet t-shirt + towel + a fake blood bottle. We saw the bulliten board Cena tossed Edge into and the hose he wrapped around edge. None of us could muster up the courage to go fishing in the sound for the title though :(
 
Sometimes, you really have to wonder if the only reason they make a specialized title is so they can throw it in a body of water later on.
 
I wrote this for CRZ's board, filling in for someone that usually does it...I usually don't do this kind of thing, but since I DID, you have to sit through it also. If nothing else, if someone missed it here's a catch-up:

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RAW #691 8/21/06 Play by Play Report

jwrestle is away this week. Forgive me, I don't do this much. Here you go:

-RAW #691-

Edge is out sans-Lita. He tells the crowd they were all wrong about Cena beating him. He goes into the front row and asks some little kid "did you think your hero John Cena was going to beat me last night?" The kid just looks at him, somewhat baffled. Edge tells him he's wrong anyway. Lita shows up on the video screen to toss the spinner belt in the river, Austin/Rock in Detroit-style. Edge gets his own spinny belt with the "Rated R Superstar" logo in the middle. Jeff Hardy comes out to have a few words with Edge. No glow paint. Same music, same dance. Edge says he thought Jeff died 3 years ago. Edge says Jeff is a no-talented loser, just like Matt. Edge gets decked but escapes the Swanton Bomb.

Commercials

McMahon DVD set ad. Do you love the Kiss My Ass Club? Now you can PAY to see it!

Match 1 - SPIRIT SQUAD VS. HIGHLANDERS & DUGGAN/EUGENE
Tag champions the Spirit Squad is in the ring. Their opponents come out, Eugene and the Highlanders charge the ring while Duggan is busy playing with his flag. Mitch is Squader on the outside of the ring. Eugene gets worked over, Duggan gets the USA chant going. Eugene's boots are still green. Crowd is dead for the faces besides Duggan's HO-ing to the crowd. Robbie gets worked over, a second USA chant fails, but a crowd-started "WE WANT HACKSAW!!" chant MOST CERTAINLY DOES NOT. Hacksaw tries for a third time to get the Scotsman pumped by a USA chant, which goes until Duggan gets cheapshotted. Kenny tries for the top rope legdrop on Robbie and misses. Robbie gets the tag to his older, balder, fatter son cousin. Hacksaw is in to break up an pin, and gets all of one punch in before he's pulled to the outside for a brawl. Highlanders hit a "reverse springboard suplex" (as called by Ross) for the win during the chaos. The fans wanted Hacksaw, WWE failed to deliver. FOR SHAME, WWE.

Winners: Highlanders & Duggan/Eugene

Edge is in the back to talk to Coachman. Coachman gets a plug in for the McMahon DVD AND the Bowflex Xtreme at the same time. Edge demands a match with Jeff Hardy, but he wants it non-title. Coachman says Vince gave him the power to do that, so he grants it. Vince and Shane walk in, Vince does his little growling routine at Coachman and tells him to get out. Shane says the illegal man got pinned last night, Vince does more of that stupid growling and says it's not over with DX.

Commercials - Show vs. Sabu rematch tomorrow night.

Grisham is in the back with Orton. He says he beat Hogan 1, 2, 3 and it doesn't matter if his foot was on the rope. He says Flair is a bigger legend than Hogan and he'll beat Flair tonight. Carlito interrupts and says Hogan getting his hand raised was cool. Orton asks Carlito where he was last night, tells him he has stupid hair, and demands respect. Orton walks off with no punches thrown.

HHH is at the airport recapping last night's events vs. the McMahons. HHH describes Vince flying home. Shawn flies a little plane in his hand and for some reason pantomimes it crashing. They cut to Michaels and HHH coming off of Vince's plane. They're both holding drinks. Shawn scratches the paint and they make a big deal out of it, which of course leads to the revelation that DX is painted on the plane in two places (which you could see in the corner of the screen before it was "revealed"). In response, Vince grunts like a voice actor for a Mortal Kombat game, and then kicks the monitor off the table.

Commercials

WWE rewind is Mickie James dropping the women's title to Lita from last week.

Match 2 - TRISH VS. VICTORIA
They quickly go to the outside with Trish hitting a Thesz Press off the apron to the floor. Back in the ring Trish hits a bunch of stuff including a victory roll, but her Stratusfaction is countered. Victoria works her over, and a sidewalk slam is awkwardly turned into a headscissors by Trish. Victoria is victimized by a top-rope hurricanrana, but recovers and goes for the Widow's Peak, which is ALSO countered. Trish hits the Stratusfaction for the win, but Vince and Shane are out right away to make sure no one pays attention to the victory.

Winner: Trish

Ross says Vince's plane is 30 million bucks. Vince says Vince's plane is 30 million bucks. I'm half-expecting a Snakes on a Plane reference here. "You suck" chant. Vince says DX sucks, and they will be arrested. Not only that, but they'll SHOW DX getting arrested on TV. Awkward cut to commercials.

Commercials

Vince and Shane still in the ring. They go to HHH and Shawn at the airport...but wait, they're not AT the airport, they're on top of Titan Tower. They build up how amazing Titan Tower is before revealing they entire side of the building sprayed with the DX logo. Ah, art imitates life. HHH moons the camera although you can barely see him at this point. Vince is "shaken" as Shane assists him from the ring. The crowd sings "Na na na na" to him as he leaves for some reason. Vince plays off of it well though. They don't play any music because this is really really real serious business.

Commercials

TWIWH: Smackdown in 1999 - the premiere episode, including Steph's acceptance of Test's marriage proposal. Steph looks alarmingly better back then.

Vince and Shane walking through the back. Foley show up and calls him "Vince." Vince is mad because Foley called him names last week and said he could kiss Foley's ass. Vince doesn't like him, says stop calling him Vince. I guess Foley is a good guy(?) since Vince wants him to join the Kiss My Ass Club. Foley says it's ridiculous. Vince says someone is getting fired if Foley doesn't kiss his ass.

Match 3 - EDGE (W/LITA) VS. JEFF HARDY
Hardy out first - still no paint, but he does have new pyro. Edge and Lita come out. Believe it or not, Lita is wearing a shirt split down the middle that shows off her rack. Edge can't even get in the ring before Hardy dropkicks him through the ropes and leaps over the ropes at him. He goes after Lita, Ross namechecks Team Extreme. Crowd chants Hardy, Hardy misses a charge and is thrown to the outside. Edge does his thing, including bow-and-arrowing Jeff's back around the ringpost. "Let's go Hardy" chant as Hardy regains the advantage and hits a DDT for a 2 count. Hardy goes for the Twist of Fate, but Edge slips out and hits him with a sprawling reverse DDT. Hardy reverses a throw to the corner with that corkscrew off the top rope. Ross says Hardy won't live to be an old man. That's a nice comment. Hardy tries the Twist of Fate again and gets it, then goes for the Swanton Bomb - and actually hits it! Awkward pin attempt there, the ref stopped on two even though he couldn't really see Lita pulling Edge's foot under the rope. Cena is out to beat on Edge. They fight through the back, with Edge running out the back door with Cena in persuit.

Winner: No decision? They bolted out of there pretty quick when Cena showed up.

Commercials

Kiss My Ass Club history package...never gets started because Cena and Edge are fighting at the docks! Cena screams he "ain't goin' nowhere" as he throws Edge into a tree and calls him a "tree-huggin' son of a bitch." He chokes him with a hose as the ever-present WWE officials arrive. Edge manages to slip away...until Cena catches him again. Someone is going in the water here, I suspect. Yep - it's Edge. "Time to swim, kid! I ain't goin' nowhere!" Cena has won THIS round. Did we just get out of a Kiss My Ass Club video package?

Commercials

Melina is in the back to comfort Mick about last night. They both seem pretty face-ish here. Melina builds up Foley as her best friend. She gives him a hug and goes out to be with Nitro for his match.

Match 4 - KANE VS. JOHNNY NITRO (W/MELINA): IC title match
Nitro is out BY HIMSELF since Melina is late - Nitro looks annoyed...STORYLINE ANNOYED. Melina shows up and they do their entrance. Kane is here as Ross tells us Edge was rescued from the water. Nitro's puny moves are no match for Kane's power. Nitro gains a momentary advantage, snapping Kane's neck across the top rope. A springboard dropkick is brushed away, though, and Kane is right back to it. Kane up top for the clothesline, and here comes Umaga as expected. Kane is hit with the Downward Spiral/Flatliner/whatever you call it, then gets spiked in the throat. EVENTUAL ZOMBIE SIT UP. Umaga is unfazed and kicks him in the chest and headbutts him, then spikes him in the throat again FROM THE TOP ROPE. Kane spits up blood.

Winner: Kane via DQ

Commercials

Diva search recap. Layla El (of Krypton?) won.

HERE IS THE TRAILER FOR "THE MARINE." Hope you caught it, I don't know how many more times they are going to replay it. Robert Patrick seems to be the bad guy here. T-1000 vs. Prototype...DREAM MATCH. Apparently the bad guys have taken the protagonist's wife, therefore he Marine-s the ever-lovin' SHIT out of the bad guys on his quest to get her back. "THIS OCTOBER - MEET A ONE MAN STRIKE FORCE THAT NEVER SURRENDERS." John Cena - THE MARINE. October 13th.

Commercials

Raw is going to be on Sci-Fi next week live, then tape delayed on USA (except on the west coast)

Match 5 - RIC FLAIR VS. RANDY ORTON
Flair is out with bandages and black eyes from last night. Orton gets announced WHILE Flair's music is playing, as if he were Mario Mancini or Red Tyler. Orton charges but Flair catches him with chops. Orton quickly gains the advantage. Flair clotheslined over the top rope after a botched first attempt. Orton's lip is busted. Ross starts to play the "referee should use some discretion" lines to imply Flair shouldn't even be out there after yesterday. "Let's go Flair" chant as Flair gets thrown into the steps. Flair with the blood-blonde hair now, Orton continues to dominate the dead fish Flair. Orton plays to the crowd allowing Flair to get back up, but another exchange of punches and chops results in Orton regaining the advantage. RKO out of nowhere, and Orton wins.

Winner: Randy Orton

Orton continues to beat on Flair after the match...and the referee REVERSES HIS DECISION.

The REAL Winner: Ric Flair

Orton is setting Flair up for another RKO, but Carlito shows up to send Orton running. Flair is dead on the outside.

Commercials.

We must be running late because Vince is already in the ring and Foley is on his way down with Melina. Foley says he's not doing it because he does not NEED this job. He has SAVED his money. Threatening to fire him doesn't DO anything! Vince says he wasn't going to fire HIM, he was going to fire MELINA. Foley says no one is worth kissing your ass for...except her. Melina begs him not to do it, and Foley and Melina pull off some decent acting here with Foley telling her their friendship is worth it. Foley: "Get your pants down Vince....GET YOUR PANTS DOWN!!!!!!!!!" Foley gives an overly agressive kiss and hugs Melina.

Then he gets low-blowed by Melina. Yep.

Vince lets Melina say the magic words - "MICK - YOU'RE FIRED." Vince, Shane, and Melina walk off together as Vince continues to walk off to the back. Melina takes off with Nitro, Vince walks off and acts like he doesn't know the camera is there...that's pretty stupid. He says "DX broke me." They continue to walk through the parking lot. This must be building to something. Vince screams at his tie-less driver to wear a tie next time.

Vince's limo takes off...and the BACK WHEELS GET TORN OFF. DX chained the back of the limo to something. That was...unexpected. Cool visual. Shane gets out and is hurting, as is Vince. Vince screams at the driver. They show the OTHER side of the limo, which has the DX logo on it. Vince screams and cries and walks around funny and holds his ear.


This is the end of the thing.

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I wrote this for CRZ's board, filling in for someone that usually does it...I usually don't do this kind of thing, but since I DID, you have to sit through it also. If nothing else, if someone missed it here's a catch-up:

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RAW #691 8/21/06 Play by Play Report

jwrestle is away this week. Forgive me, I don't do this much. Here you go:

-RAW #691-

Edge is out sans-Lita. He tells the crowd they were all wrong about Cena beating him. He goes into the front row and asks some little kid "did you think your hero John Cena was going to beat me last night?" The kid just looks at him, somewhat baffled. Edge tells him he's wrong anyway. Lita shows up on the video screen to toss the spinner belt in the river, Austin/Rock in Detroit-style. Edge gets his own spinny belt with the "Rated R Superstar" logo in the middle. Jeff Hardy comes out to have a few words with Edge. No glow paint. Same music, same dance. Edge says he thought Jeff died 3 years ago. Edge says Jeff is a no-talented loser, just like Matt. Edge gets decked but escapes the Swanton Bomb.

Commercials

McMahon DVD set ad. Do you love the Kiss My Ass Club? Now you can PAY to see it!

Match 1 - SPIRIT SQUAD VS. HIGHLANDERS & DUGGAN/EUGENE
Tag champions the Spirit Squad is in the ring. Their opponents come out, Eugene and the Highlanders charge the ring while Duggan is busy playing with his flag. Mitch is Squader on the outside of the ring. Eugene gets worked over, Duggan gets the USA chant going. Eugene's boots are still green. Crowd is dead for the faces besides Duggan's HO-ing to the crowd. Robbie gets worked over, a second USA chant fails, but a crowd-started "WE WANT HACKSAW!!" chant MOST CERTAINLY DOES NOT. Hacksaw tries for a third time to get the Scotsman pumped by a USA chant, which goes until Duggan gets cheapshotted. Kenny tries for the top rope legdrop on Robbie and misses. Robbie gets the tag to his older, balder, fatter son cousin. Hacksaw is in to break up an pin, and gets all of one punch in before he's pulled to the outside for a brawl. Highlanders hit a "reverse springboard suplex" (as called by Ross) for the win during the chaos. The fans wanted Hacksaw, WWE failed to deliver. FOR SHAME, WWE.

Winners: Highlanders & Duggan/Eugene

Edge is in the back to talk to Coachman. Coachman gets a plug in for the McMahon DVD AND the Bowflex Xtreme at the same time. Edge demands a match with Jeff Hardy, but he wants it non-title. Coachman says Vince gave him the power to do that, so he grants it. Vince and Shane walk in, Vince does his little growling routine at Coachman and tells him to get out. Shane says the illegal man got pinned last night, Vince does more of that stupid growling and says it's not over with DX.

Commercials - Show vs. Sabu rematch tomorrow night.

Grisham is in the back with Orton. He says he beat Hogan 1, 2, 3 and it doesn't matter if his foot was on the rope. He says Flair is a bigger legend than Hogan and he'll beat Flair tonight. Carlito interrupts and says Hogan getting his hand raised was cool. Orton asks Carlito where he was last night, tells him he has stupid hair, and demands respect. Orton walks off with no punches thrown.

HHH is at the airport recapping last night's events vs. the McMahons. HHH describes Vince flying home. Shawn flies a little plane in his hand and for some reason pantomimes it crashing. They cut to Michaels and HHH coming off of Vince's plane. They're both holding drinks. Shawn scratches the paint and they make a big deal out of it, which of course leads to the revelation that DX is painted on the plane in two places (which you could see in the corner of the screen before it was "revealed"). In response, Vince grunts like a voice actor for a Mortal Kombat game, and then kicks the monitor off the table.

Commercials

WWE rewind is Mickie James dropping the women's title to Lita from last week.

Match 2 - TRISH VS. VICTORIA
They quickly go to the outside with Trish hitting a Thesz Press off the apron to the floor. Back in the ring Trish hits a bunch of stuff including a victory roll, but her Stratusfaction is countered. Victoria works her over, and a sidewalk slam is awkwardly turned into a headscissors by Trish. Victoria is victimized by a top-rope hurricanrana, but recovers and goes for the Widow's Peak, which is ALSO countered. Trish hits the Stratusfaction for the win, but Vince and Shane are out right away to make sure no one pays attention to the victory.

Winner: Trish

Ross says Vince's plane is 30 million bucks. Vince says Vince's plane is 30 million bucks. I'm half-expecting a Snakes on a Plane reference here. "You suck" chant. Vince says DX sucks, and they will be arrested. Not only that, but they'll SHOW DX getting arrested on TV. Awkward cut to commercials.

Commercials

Vince and Shane still in the ring. They go to HHH and Shawn at the airport...but wait, they're not AT the airport, they're on top of Titan Tower. They build up how amazing Titan Tower is before revealing they entire side of the building sprayed with the DX logo. Ah, art imitates life. HHH moons the camera although you can barely see him at this point. Vince is "shaken" as Shane assists him from the ring. The crowd sings "Na na na na" to him as he leaves for some reason. Vince plays off of it well though. They don't play any music because this is really really real serious business.

Commercials

TWIWH: Smackdown in 1999 - the premiere episode, including Steph's acceptance of Test's marriage proposal. Steph looks alarmingly better back then.

Vince and Shane walking through the back. Foley show up and calls him "Vince." Vince is mad because Foley called him names last week and said he could kiss Foley's ass. Vince doesn't like him, says stop calling him Vince. I guess Foley is a good guy(?) since Vince wants him to join the Kiss My Ass Club. Foley says it's ridiculous. Vince says someone is getting fired if Foley doesn't kiss his ass.

Match 3 - EDGE (W/LITA) VS. JEFF HARDY
Hardy out first - still no paint, but he does have new pyro. Edge and Lita come out. Believe it or not, Lita is wearing a shirt split down the middle that shows off her rack. Edge can't even get in the ring before Hardy dropkicks him through the ropes and leaps over the ropes at him. He goes after Lita, Ross namechecks Team Extreme. Crowd chants Hardy, Hardy misses a charge and is thrown to the outside. Edge does his thing, including bow-and-arrowing Jeff's back around the ringpost. "Let's go Hardy" chant as Hardy regains the advantage and hits a DDT for a 2 count. Hardy goes for the Twist of Fate, but Edge slips out and hits him with a sprawling reverse DDT. Hardy reverses a throw to the corner with that corkscrew off the top rope. Ross says Hardy won't live to be an old man. That's a nice comment. Hardy tries the Twist of Fate again and gets it, then goes for the Swanton Bomb - and actually hits it! Awkward pin attempt there, the ref stopped on two even though he couldn't really see Lita pulling Edge's foot under the rope. Cena is out to beat on Edge. They fight through the back, with Edge running out the back door with Cena in persuit.

Winner: No decision? They bolted out of there pretty quick when Cena showed up.

Commercials

Kiss My Ass Club history package...never gets started because Cena and Edge are fighting at the docks! Cena screams he "ain't goin' nowhere" as he throws Edge into a tree and calls him a "tree-huggin' son of a bitch." He chokes him with a hose as the ever-present WWE officials arrive. Edge manages to slip away...until Cena catches him again. Someone is going in the water here, I suspect. Yep - it's Edge. "Time to swim, kid! I ain't goin' nowhere!" Cena has won THIS round. Did we just get out of a Kiss My Ass Club video package?

Commercials

Melina is in the back to comfort Mick about last night. They both seem pretty face-ish here. Melina builds up Foley as her best friend. She gives him a hug and goes out to be with Nitro for his match.

Match 4 - KANE VS. JOHNNY NITRO (W/MELINA): IC title match
Nitro is out BY HIMSELF since Melina is late - Nitro looks annoyed...STORYLINE ANNOYED. Melina shows up and they do their entrance. Kane is here as Ross tells us Edge was rescued from the water. Nitro's puny moves are no match for Kane's power. Nitro gains a momentary advantage, snapping Kane's neck across the top rope. A springboard dropkick is brushed away, though, and Kane is right back to it. Kane up top for the clothesline, and here comes Umaga as expected. Kane is hit with the Downward Spiral/Flatliner/whatever you call it, then gets spiked in the throat. EVENTUAL ZOMBIE SIT UP. Umaga is unfazed and kicks him in the chest and headbutts him, then spikes him in the throat again FROM THE TOP ROPE. Kane spits up blood.

Winner: Kane via DQ

Commercials

Diva search recap. Layla El (of Krypton?) won.

HERE IS THE TRAILER FOR "THE MARINE." Hope you caught it, I don't know how many more times they are going to replay it. Robert Patrick seems to be the bad guy here. T-1000 vs. Prototype...DREAM MATCH. Apparently the bad guys have taken the protagonist's wife, therefore he Marine-s the ever-lovin' SHIT out of the bad guys on his quest to get her back. "THIS OCTOBER - MEET A ONE MAN STRIKE FORCE THAT NEVER SURRENDERS." John Cena - THE MARINE. October 13th.

Commercials

Raw is going to be on Sci-Fi next week live, then tape delayed on USA (except on the west coast)

Match 5 - RIC FLAIR VS. RANDY ORTON
Flair is out with bandages and black eyes from last night. Orton gets announced WHILE Flair's music is playing, as if he were Mario Mancini or Red Tyler. Orton charges but Flair catches him with chops. Orton quickly gains the advantage. Flair clotheslined over the top rope after a botched first attempt. Orton's lip is busted. Ross starts to play the "referee should use some discretion" lines to imply Flair shouldn't even be out there after yesterday. "Let's go Flair" chant as Flair gets thrown into the steps. Flair with the blood-blonde hair now, Orton continues to dominate the dead fish Flair. Orton plays to the crowd allowing Flair to get back up, but another exchange of punches and chops results in Orton regaining the advantage. RKO out of nowhere, and Orton wins.

Winner: Randy Orton

Orton continues to beat on Flair after the match...and the referee REVERSES HIS DECISION.

The REAL Winner: Ric Flair

Orton is setting Flair up for another RKO, but Carlito shows up to send Orton running. Flair is dead on the outside.

Commercials.

We must be running late because Vince is already in the ring and Foley is on his way down with Melina. Foley says he's not doing it because he does not NEED this job. He has SAVED his money. Threatening to fire him doesn't DO anything! Vince says he wasn't going to fire HIM, he was going to fire MELINA. Foley says no one is worth kissing your ass for...except her. Melina begs him not to do it, and Foley and Melina pull off some decent acting here with Foley telling her their friendship is worth it. Foley: "Get your pants down Vince....GET YOUR PANTS DOWN!!!!!!!!!" Foley gives an overly agressive kiss and hugs Melina.

Then he gets low-blowed by Melina. Yep.

Vince lets Melina say the magic words - "MICK - YOU'RE FIRED." Vince, Shane, and Melina walk off together as Vince continues to walk off to the back. Melina takes off with Nitro, Vince walks off and acts like he doesn't know the camera is there...that's pretty stupid. He says "DX broke me." They continue to walk through the parking lot. This must be building to something. Vince screams at his tie-less driver to wear a tie next time.

Vince's limo takes off...and the BACK WHEELS GET TORN OFF. DX chained the back of the limo to something. That was...unexpected. Cool visual. Shane gets out and is hurting, as is Vince. Vince screams at the driver. They show the OTHER side of the limo, which has the DX logo on it. Vince screams and cries and walks around funny and holds his ear.


This is the end of the thing.

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[quote name='mykevermin']EDIT: Is that villain in the John Cena movie Robert Patrick (aka Terminator 2)? I watched all of Walk the Line before realizing that he played Ray Cash (Johnny's father); homeboy aged poorly.[/QUOTE]

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Have you seen this boy?

And don't forget....

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He was on The X-Files too as Agent Dogget.
 
I thought Summerslam was really good (except for the Tista/Booker match) but Raw was horrible. The new Rated R belt looked so stupid too, looked like he put it together in under 5 minutes max.
 
[quote name='TheRock88']Also, anyone gonna pick up that McMahon dvd tomorrow? I might get it while I'm also getting Madden.[/QUOTE]
Stroking Vince's ego and buying EA products...

My head just exploded.


Also, throwing that (replica) spinner belt in the drink and giving Edge his own title just about guarantees Cena winning the title back before long.
 
[quote name='TheRock88']Also, anyone gonna pick up that McMahon dvd tomorrow? I might get it while I'm also getting Madden.[/QUOTE]
Stroking Vince's ego and buying EA products...

My head just exploded.


Also, throwing that (replica) spinner belt in the drink and giving Edge his own title just about guarantees Cena winning the title back before long.
 
Hardcore Holly worked last night's ECW show

:shock: :cry:

EDIT: Anyone know what went down with Dan Maff that he no longer wrestles? It's evidently highly controversial, and seems to have to do with Homicide's family (and is most certainly not a work!). I really enjoyed seeing him wrestle, and miss seeing him at ROH shows; of course, if he did something severely wrong, then it won't matter as much. Anyone have the dirt?
 
Watched about an hour or so of the McMahon dvd and it's pretty...interesting. It barely covers anything about McMahon before the Montreal Screwjob (mainly just who his dad was and the territories around the country) and then focuses on Vince McMahon in real life vs Mr. McMahon on tv for the next or so hour with storyline examples.

One thing that I couldnt believe they brought up was the Katie Vick angle and how everyone except for Vince believed that it was a bad idea. Gonna try and finish the dvd by tonight. From what I've seen so far, I liked it. Just be warned though that just like the Warrior DVD, there is very little negative things that they mention about McMahon on the dvd so it's pretty one sided.

Here's the matches on the bonus dvd in case you're wondering:

Steel Cage match: Vince vs Stone Cold - St. Valentine's Day Massacre '99

Handicap Ladder match: Vince & Shane vs Stone Cold - King of the Ring '99

No Holds Barred match: Vince vs HHH - Armageddon '99

Street Fight: Vince vs Shane - Wrestlemania X7 '01

Street Fight: Vince vs Hogan - Wrestlemania XIX '03

I Quit match: Vince vs Stephanie - No Mercy '03

Buried Alive match: Vince vs Taker - Survivor Series '03
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[quote name='Genocidal']No one watching ECW? It's actually been a good show so far.[/quote]

Totally forgot about it.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']WTF @ a Marine promo during ECW????[/quote]

ECW is owned by WWE. Big Show is the world champ. Kane, Batista, and Ric Flair have fought in the new ECW, and they forced the diva search down our throats on ECW... and you're suprised that they're running a Marine promo?
 
Show juiced big. He's done a lot of juicing and took a lot of big bumps since going over to ECW, and deserves some respect for at least that.

Very solid show tonight IMO, might've been better if they didn't introduce both Striker (who looks like he's going to be the "new" early Gertner) and Holly tonight though, and gave more time to Punk vs. Anderson.
 
For those who missed it, I also did the ECW recap for tonight. This will probably be the last one I do for a while since the regular guy is coming back to the board I did this for.

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ECW on Sci-Fi #11 08-22-06
Wilkes-Barre, PA
Joey Styles & Tazz announcing

Number 11 already. If this thing only lasted the originally planned 13 weeks, we'd almost be done.

Here we go...

Justin Roberts in mid ring tells us a bikini contest is our first competition.

Torrie Wilson is out wearing a pink robe. Kelly Kelly is out in a teal robe. ROberts tells us that one at a time, they will walk around in their bikinis. The winner will be the one who gets the most cheers. Torrie goes first. She has breasts. Kelly is about to disrobe and prove she ALSO has breasts, but here come Knox and Test to stop it. Torrie stands timidly in the corner. Sandman's music hits, Sandman and Dreamer hit the ring, Test and Knox bail. Sandman: "YOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU THREE, US THREE, THIS RING, RIGHT NOW!" Yo?

Match 1: Test/Knox/Kelly vs. Sandman/Dreamer/Torrie
The bad guys think about it, but Torrie jumpstarts it by pulling Kelly into the ring. About 10 seconds in the lights go out. Kane? Undertaker? Thorn? GANGREL?? No, just an error. The lights come back on. Torrie hits a stinkface, and they switch off to Dreamer and Test. Tommy gets the beatdown by both heels. A "you can't wrestle" chant. It's spreading. Heels continue to work on Dreamer's back. Dreamer gets out of the Test pumphandle slam and tags Sandman. White Russian Legsweep on Test, Rolling Rock onto Knox. Sandman tags Dreamer, who hits the DDT. 1, 2, 3? You don't say.

Winners: Sandman/Dreamer/Torrie

Heyman's in the back with Big Show and The Basham Brothers Riot Squad. Heyman talks about how he's big and dominant. Paul is concerned about Show fighting Sabu again tonight. Show says Paul has nothing to worry about. He's got this one.

Commercials

The newly ECW-ed Matt Striker cuts a promo in the back. Same gimmick he's been doing on Raw. "STRIKER" is written in pretty pink chalk on the chalkboard behind him. Striker uses big words, tells the audience they're not smart enough to comprehend him.

Match 2: Kevin Thorne (W/Ariel) vs. Balls Mahoney - Extreme Rules
Roberts says "the following is your extreme rules match of the evening," as if to shove it in the audience's face that it's the only one they'll get. Thorn out, Ariel does her upside-down entrance. Balls is out, resplendent in Cradle of Filth shirt. Thorn kinda looks like a Cradle of Filth member. Crowd is chanting Balls' name before he even gets in the ring. I'm kind of baffled why they don't do a little more with him, he's over in that Hacksaw-ish way. "BALLS BALLS BALLS" punches, and they go to the outside. Balls hits him with a water bottle. Back in the ring, Thorn takes over with a clothesline, then beats on the man whose name PWI censored with his cane. Balls chant again, more "BALLS BALLS BALLS" punches. Sitout spinebuster by Balls for 2. Balls loses the Cradle of Filth shirt, and suddenly he looks like a shorter, fatter Undertaker. Thorn quickly regains the advantage though and hits that crazy looking Ace Crusher off the rope thing. Can we get a real name for that please?

Winner: Kevin Thorn

Commercials

Hey, it's THE REJECT Shannon Moore! He's in...the shower or boiler room or something. "The system...is oppressive." I cracked up at that. It would rule if they had Moore keep cutting these whiny "I'm so oppressed" promos...but then one week Bob Holly or some other prick came out and just shoved his head in the toilet, chugged a beer, and gave him a wedgie.


Match 3: C.M. Punk vs. Christopher W. Anderson
I guess they had to change CW Anderson's name so the stupid fans' heads wouldn't explode from seeing two wrestlers with initials at the front of their name IN THE SAME RING AT THE SAME TIME (!!)

Slight C.M. Punk chant. Anderson works on the arm, but Punk eventually manuvers Anderson into that Tarantula-looking thing on the ropes. After the break, Anderson regains the advantage with a cross armbreaker. CM Punk gets it right back though and goes into his finishing sequence (knee in the corner, bulldog, kicks) but Anderson counters with a spinebuster. Punk kicks out at 2 and hits a few more strikes, followed by the uranage and anaconda vice for the win. Punk seems to be favoring his arm, could just be selling. Punk's worst match so far, mostly because it was like 2 minutes long and had no crowd heat.

Winner: C.M. Punk

Sabu promo - "I'm Sabu. And tonight the Big Show is going down." Wow. Delivered with all the conviction of a sleepy Gorilla Monsoon.

Commercials

Trailer for The Marine is shown. Check it out. This may be your last chance.

Heyman in the back with Basham Brothers Riot Squad. He's sympathizing with someone about never getting recognition...it's Bob Holly. He implies that Bob was an innovator of hardcore. Heyman says something to Bob that pisses him off, but we can't hear it. Heyman tells Holly he has a lot of enemies around here. He advises Holly to make an impact. Holly nods in approval.


Match 4: RVD vs. Danny Doring
RVD is out, Doring gets introed during RVD's music. They exchange top wristlocks, RVD sweeps the legs and points at himself. Doring hits some kind of neckbraker thing and gets a 2. Doring works him over as we get an RVD chant. RVD comes out of the corner with a clothesline to regain the advantage. Monkeyflip out of the corner on Doring. Jumpkick off the rope by Van Dam, then Rolling THunder...5 Star Frog Splash, the end. Seconds later, Holly is out to beat on RVD with a chair, with a shot for Doring as well. Holly hits the Alabama Slam on RVD, then does the RVD point, saying "HARD...CORE...HOLLY." I'm sure that will catch on.

Winner: RVD

Commercials

Rene Dupree is looking in the mirror. He's extreme. Just ask him.

Match 5: Big Show vs. Sabu - ECW World Title Match
About 8 minutes left as Big Show comes out. Styles tells us it's worth going to an ECW show just to be close to the Big Show. Roberts does the ring intros. "This match is for the ECW World Title" gets no reaction. Sabu's announcement barely gets any reaction either. Big Show gets a couple WWE-fan sounding screams but otherwise nothing as well. Sheesh. Show takes over right away with a headbutt, then slaps Sabu's chest and tosses him around. Sabu is thrown to the outside, and we go to...

Commercials

...Sabu being choked on the ropes. Sabu gets in a few punches and kicks before being shut down again by a clothesline. BEARHUG by Show. Sabu finally gets an advantage with an eyerake, but there's a ref bump. Since there's a ref bump, Sabu uses a chair and knocks Show around. Sabu comes off the top rope with a chair to the head. Triple jump moonsault on Show. Crowd comes to life with an ECW chant. Arabian facebuster...but the ref is out. Another ref runs in but Show kicks out at 2. Sabu grabs the ring bell but the ref stops him. Sabu don't want to live by yo' rules! He hits Show with it anyway, then intimidates the ref. He continues to go to work on Show with the ring bell, then finally knocks Show over the top rop and through a table.

Winner: Big Show via DQ.

Big Show is bleeding, Sabu is all pointing up in the ring, and we're out. Stay tuned for WHO WANTS TO BE A SUPERHERO, or don't.
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Thanks for the recap, Kane.

My recap:

Looked at Ariel for a few seconds, then turned my head away.

Watched CM Punk and CW Anderson, and kinda enjoyed it. I then realized that the WWE business structure is like watching porno videos on the internet: you only get fifteen seconds of action unless you pony up some money. Where internet porno succeeds and the WWE fails, however, is in the notion that those fifteen seconds are supposed to make you feel like you can't live without spending that money. wetlibrarians.com has WWE beat by a mile there.

And, about the time I overheard Paul E. talking with Hardcore Holly, I took RedvBlue's advice, ran to my tivo remote, stopped recording the show, deleted it, and cancelled my subscription to ECW (not that I can't watch it, but it won't automatically record for me anymore).

End of show.

On the plus side, I now have successfully achieved nerd-dom, and now attached cover art to all 500 or so cds on my iPod. Thanks WWE!
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']WTF @ a Marine promo during ECW????[/quote]I'd rather have a ~3 minute promo for The Marine than the 10-20 min of the same four products being offered to us that we got every week on Hardcore TV.
 
Bah, would've been nicer to have seen Holly unable to ever wrestle again, minus the infection part. Holly has been notorious for being a fucking asswipe in and out of the ring, the sooner he's gone for good the better.

Hey, I just remembered how great RVD is at injuring people...
 
[quote name='evanft']Why do ECW matches end in DQ?[/quote]

Beats me.

WWE has had too many DQ finishes for a long time. Someone needs to win and be done with it.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Bah, would've been nicer to have seen Holly unable to ever wrestle again, minus the infection part. Holly has been notorious for being a fucking asswipe in and out of the ring, the sooner he's gone for good the better.

Hey, I just remembered how great RVD is at injuring people...[/QUOTE]

Agreed.

His best years are way behind him and the only thing left is a really bitter "veteran" whose an absolute douche to "green" wrestlers.

Nothing makes me smile more then the video of Holly sandbagging Lesnar and Lesnar just dropping him on his head.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']On the plus side, I now have successfully achieved nerd-dom, and now attached cover art to all 500 or so cds on my iPod. Thanks WWE![/QUOTE]

Yeah, boring wrestling does stuff like that. Every single one of the 200-300 songs on my XBox hard drive is properly named and sorted alphabetically thanks to crappy wrestling broadcasts. Keep in mind you have to name stuff on the XBox using the controller. That's a lottttt of shit.
 
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