Remember when we used to say, the s--t will come, just give it time

[quote name='schuerm26']Wouldn't then this same philosphy hold for the PS3? If so, they would seem to be in huge trouble.

Zack and Wiki isn't a real good example. I don't see how Capcom could have gone in expecting great success for Zack and Wiki.[/quote]

Zack and Wiki is a good example. It got great reviews all over the place and it was still overlooked by Wii owners while Carnival Games is still selling.

Besides costs can be recouped by making the game multi-platform with the 360.

Just look at Virtua Fighter 5 or Devil May Cry 4.
 
Maybe if Capcom would ever try advertising, they'd have something.

I'm not sure that Capcom has anyone to blame but themselves if Z&W fails.
 
How much advertising did Carnival Games get? Not trying to argue - just wondering. I don't remember if it got any.
 
[quote name='Zen Davis']I think this is fact. If great games like Zack and Wiki can't turn a profit on the Wii - then what's the point? The fact is that Carnival Games has had a better sell through rate than Zack and Wiki, MLB Power Pros, and other well reviewed games so why wouldn't publishers continue to put out mini-game compilations for the Wii?[/QUOTE]
To be fair, Zack & Wiki was really scarce when it first came out, so it'll probably be a matter of time before sales pick up. It's also in a niche genre, and as such, might be destined for Phoenix Wright-level cult status, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
 
[quote name='Zen Davis']Zack and Wiki is a good example. It got great reviews all over the place and it was still overlooked by Wii owners while Carnival Games is still selling.

Besides costs can be recouped by making the game multi-platform with the 360.

Just look at Virtua Fighter 5 or Devil May Cry 4.[/quote]

Well to be honest, I think reviews of mini-game compilations are overly harsh. Was Carnival games as good as Z and W? No, but it no way was it a bad game.
 
[quote name='Zen Davis']I've just come to accept that good games don't sell on the Wii.

Trendy ones do.[/quote]

Doesn't that happen on a lot of systems though?

I mean, 50 Cent Bulletproof at one times (maybe it still is), was a top 100 all time selling game
 
Yes good games do sell on the Wii. Obviously judging by the sales I am in the majority when I say that Z&W is not a good game whereas and Zelda, Metroid Corruption, and Galaxy are good games. Okay maybe "good" is the wrong word, "popular" is better.

I have no interest in spreading the Z&W discussion to this thread; all I am saying is that Z&W is a very different game that is not likely to have the popular support that games that have either (1) our Nintendo heroes will (link, samus, and mario) or (2) use of the motion controls like Carnival games has. Wii Play and Wii Sports sales are deceiving b/c ppl buy play b/c of the extra Wii mote (i did), and Sports comes with the conosole.

Personally, im looking forward to pickin up my preorder of galaxy and after a while ill prob. try out BW2. I also need to get a zapper game to try it out so either UC or Link's shooting gallery.
 
[quote name='Zen Davis']How much advertising did Carnival Games get? Not trying to argue - just wondering. I don't remember if it got any.[/quote]A game like Carnival games sells itself to people who are cutting their teeth on Wii Sports. Something like Z&W needs more than a box description to sell to the mass public.
 
What are we talking about in costs to make for a game like Z and W or MLB Power Pros? I can't imagine they would have to sell to many to break even.

50,000 sold at 35 is nearly 1.75 million dollars.

Power Pros was just a remake of a SNES game? I can't imagine it cost much to make.
 
[quote name='Zen Davis']Zack and Wiki is a good example. It got great reviews all over the place and it was still overlooked by Wii owners while Carnival Games is still selling.
[/QUOTE]

Yeah, what makes that comparison legit is that Carnival Games is also not a mainstream, hugely advertised games.

I didn't expect Zack and Wiki to sell, as it's a niche game in a genre that not many people care about anymore relative to the big genres like FPS etc. And it got hardly any advertising etc.

But the fact that it got great reviews and still couldn't out sell one of the ton of mini game collections isn't good news for developers.

But at the same time, I do agree with schuerm26 that it will be the success of the bigger third party games that really influence their decisions regarding future Wii development. Capcom clearly didn't expect much of Zack and Wiki sales wise or it wouldn't have launched at $39.99 and in such a small shipment.
 
Eidos is just trying to prop up support for Tomb Raider. "Better buy it... or everyone will know games don't sell on Wii!"

If publishers weren't already convinced that the 360 was the only place to go to make money, then nothing the Wii does this holiday season will impact that. And the PS3 is shifting the same relative amount of software as the Wii on a smaller userbase. So there's no savior there either.

And for the record, Two Worlds for 360 has a lower review aggregate than practically any game on the Wii, and it probably sold more than most of them in its first month alone. Conclusion: bad games sell everywhere.
 
I'm looking forward to Mario Galaxy, RE, and the Zapper with Link's Crossbow. It's funny because even though I have a 360 and love it nothing is jumping out at me right now...all of the new top tier titles are 1st person shooters which I don't really play so....Orange Box, Halo 3, Bioshock, and COD4 need not apply. It's nice to have a Wii60 so I can bounce back and forth between releases I'm interested in.

P.S. - Carnival Games got a shit ton of advertising. You must live in a cave if you missed it.
 
[quote name='Zen Davis']
If great games like Zack and Wiki can't turn a profit on the Wii - then what's the point? [/quote] I don't think the point was to make a huge profit from non-gamers. I think they just wanted to make a fun (albeit niche) game.

Also, do you really think Zack and Wiki would have sold better on the 360 or PS3? It's not really the Wii's fault that this type of game doesn't sell as well as others.
 
[quote name='ihadFG']
Also, do you really think Zack and Wiki would have sold better on the 360 or PS3? It's not really the Wii's fault that this type of game doesn't sell as well as others.[/QUOTE]

Isn't it a point and click type of adventure game with wii motion thrown in? Sounds like it's the perfect type of game for the Wii.
 
[quote name='bmulligan']Isn't it a point and click type of adventure game with wii motion thrown in? Sounds like it's the perfect type of game for the Wii.[/quote]

Come on. You can't seriously think that that is the perfect type of game for the Wii. Yes it might work nicely, but that doesn't mean it is a top selling game. A RTS seems like it would work nicely also. That doesn't mean it will sell really well though.

The PC is a great game for adventure type games also, but they don't sell like hot cakes.

Adventure games don't sell well, plain and simple.

FPS I think are the prime genre to bring the Wii to even higher levels.
 
[quote name='dmaul1114']But the fact that it got great reviews and still couldn't out sell one of the ton of mini game collections isn't good news for developers.[/QUOTE]

Sometimes good games sell like ass. That's not really a Wii thing. Okami, Beyond Good & Evil, and Viewtiful Joe know what I'm talkin' about. But let's face it: Zack & Wiki got the push it did from places like IGN because everyone could see that it was going to be a hard sell, long before the reviews came in. We could all tell nobody was going to buy the damn game, regardless of quality. And sadly, we were right. What this has to do with the Wii, beyond the usual self-fulfilling gloom and doom, I don't know.
 
[quote name='trq']Sometimes good games sell like ass. That's not really a Wii thing. Okami, Beyond Good & Evil, and Viewtiful Joe know what I'm talkin' about. But let's face it: Zack & Wiki got the push it did from places like IGN because everyone could see that it was going to be a hard sell, long before the reviews came in. We could all tell nobody was going to buy the damn game, regardless of quality. And sadly, we were right. What this has to do with the Wii, beyond the usual self-fulfilling gloom and doom, I don't know.[/quote]

It has nothing to do with the Wii.

Monkey Island is a great game. I highly doubt that had good numbers for the PS2.

Dreamfall, Broken Sword, Syberia Games, Indigo Prophecy were all great games for the XBOX. I highly doubt they had good numbers.

I could be wrong.
 
[quote name='bmulligan']Isn't it a point and click type of adventure game with wii motion thrown in? Sounds like it's the perfect type of game for the Wii.[/quote]

Yes, it is a great fit for the Wii. I think it would have actually sold worse on either PS3 or 360. If 3rd party developers get turned away from the Wii because a game such as this doesn't sell well, then they are just misunderstanding why the game doesn't sell well. (becaue it's not a popular genre)
 
[quote name='schuerm26']Monkey Island is a great game. I highly doubt that had good numbers for the PS2.[/quote]
Are you kidding? Despite my rabid fanboyism, Monkey Island 4 for the PS2 was quite a terrible, poorly designed, and bleak title. So, no.

[quote name='schuerm26']Dreamfall, Broken Sword, Syberia Games, Indigo Prophecy were all great games for the XBOX. I highly doubt they had good numbers. [/quote]
Fixed it for you!

Dreamfall... I'll be kind and not comment. If you have missed The Longest Journey somehow - I mourn for your soul.

Syberia = only got recognition due to the fact that it didn't blow out-of-the-box, and the truth of the matter is - it did, just took a while to notice because the graphics are pretty. Sterile, non-interactive environments - the "game" was a bullshit pixel hunt with less interaction than the original MYST, with puzzles that made about as much sense. I guess since they've had a LADY walking around talking to characters, that it was all dandy.

Indigo Prophecy.... I won't comment on. I'd like to pretend that this game did not exist, and that I did not beat it in a single night.


[quote name='schuerm26'] I could be wrong.[/quote]
You're not - good games like Broken Sword do indeed sell badly. They are also not advertised to the U.S. market, because Revolution Software knows exactly where their honey comes from - and that's Germany, Finland, and Great Britain. Those are the geographic hot spots where adventure games still matter.

These days, people seem to consider anything that involves a walking excuse for a "character" posessing an ability to pick up items a fucking "adventure" - that isn't the truth, and there's way too much lame shit being put out.

This washed out mumbo-jumbo nonsense is exactly why people think poorly about adventures. Update, developers: you can now destroy stupid shit you see in most FPS games - you can shoot walls and break chairs and shit. The least you can do with your lazy ass team (I'm looking at you, Benoit Sokal or whatever the fuck your name is) is to give me an ability to look at every fucking object that looks interesting and to have April Ryan - I mean, whatever the fuck that mammoth-loving bitch of yours (that is exactly like April Ryan only not) is named - say something like "holy shit, this is the most fucked up architecture I HAVE EVER SEEN."

And please, anyone else who does Simon Sez sequence in a middle of a puzzle game deserves to have their testicles removed.
 
[quote name='trq']Sometimes good games sell like ass. That's not really a Wii thing. Okami, Beyond Good & Evil, and Viewtiful Joe know what I'm talkin' about. But let's face it: Zack & Wiki got the push it did from places like IGN because everyone could see that it was going to be a hard sell, long before the reviews came in. We could all tell nobody was going to buy the damn game, regardless of quality. And sadly, we were right. What this has to do with the Wii, beyond the usual self-fulfilling gloom and doom, I don't know.[/QUOTE]

True. It's Metroid Prime 3's low sales that worry me.

But I've pretty much stopped caring and accepted that the Wii will be like the Gamecube for me where I just dust it of for a couple big first part games a year and spend most of my gaming time on the other consoles. Nothing wrong with that.
 
RANT WARNING.

One last comment - Zack & Wiki is an embodiment of everything that is good clean and holy in the universe. It's sold poorly because shlumps don't seem to know what they are missing, and that they're really passing by twenty one glorious hours of child-like glee.

It's like playing with a fucking puppy, people. I understand the whole "different strokes for different folks" shit that everyone keeps talking about - but tonight I'm pissed, and I've just got a lot more to fucking do next week, and everything is stressful, so let me break it down for you simple:


NINTENDO is the shit, and some of you might not be understanding the "ultimacy" of this statement. It's "the shit" in ways that Sony and Microsoft can't even hope to be. The Wii, with it's "shitty" graphics and "gimmicky" controls have so far given me more shit that _I_ want to play than any of your fucking bullshit PS360 nonsense.

Look, unless you played yourself some Space Quest I in nineteen eighty fucking seven (not a very good year, because my sister was born then) or something prior to this - I've been at this for longer than you. I've been playing MY games that _I_ loved and I did not give a shit about John Carmack and his feeling of sexual inadequacy which I guess he deals with by constantly increasing the amount of stupid polygons on the screen and purchases of true sign of being a moron - Ferraris. All I cared about were mis-adventures of wannabe pirates, space janitors, and polyester-wearing lonely losers. MY. fuckING. GAMES.

I know you fucking whiny pieces of shit want your graphics and polygons and hookers to kill and fucking bullshit to shoot, and how the games on the Wii has "jaggies" - OH NO JAGGIES! How in the WORLD can you enjoy your games where the lines aren't perfectly straight? (Sissy pansy bullshit - 16 colors 320x240 oldshool style, bitch!) I have had it with your nonsense. I have had it with all of you that have, for the last DECADE, been catered directly fucking to, and you don't show even a hint of gratitude! You've been given pretty much everything you asked for, while the rest of us have been told that everyone - from Ben to Roger, to Guybrush, to Laffer, to motherfuckin' McKracken have all been buried in a tomb of "no longer financially feasible."

It's because of you, assholes, with your god damn "jaggies!" hysteria and willingness to drop $600 on a box of bullshit that gaming took a stupid ass turn towards being fucking retarded (see PS3 catalog). I blame YOU, because thanks to the fact that a valid criticism for a game now is "too much text" we don't even get writing that is on par with a fucking high school sophomore's attempt at a short story.

Take your Wii criticism and fucking shove it. So far, this little bullshit box has given me more nostalgia and joy than you can possibly imagine. And I know you're smug in your fortress of "denial," but face it - Zack & Wiki could never ever be made for your bullshit system. Ever.

And that's why I will sit here and love my Wii. And you can come up with yet another reasn why spending $600 was "smart."
 
[quote name='MarioColbert']RANT WARNING.

One last comment - Zack & Wiki is an embodiment of everything that is good clean and holy in the universe. It's sold poorly because shlumps don't seem to know what they are missing, and that they're really passing by twenty one glorious hours of child-like glee.

It's like playing with a fucking puppy, people. I understand the whole "different strokes for different folks" shit that everyone keeps talking about - but tonight I'm pissed, and I've just got a lot more to fucking do next week, and everything is stressful, so let me break it down for you simple:


NINTENDO is the shit, and some of you might not be understanding the "ultimacy" of this statement. It's "the shit" in ways that Sony and Microsoft can't even hope to be. The Wii, with it's "shitty" graphics and "gimmicky" controls have so far given me more shit that _I_ want to play than any of your fucking bullshit PS360 nonsense.

Look, unless you played yourself some Space Quest I in nineteen eighty fucking seven (not a very good year, because my sister was born then) or something prior to this - I've been at this for longer than you. I've been playing MY games that _I_ loved and I did not give a shit about John Carmack and his feeling of sexual inadequacy which I guess he deals with by constantly increasing the amount of stupid polygons on the screen and purchases of true sign of being a moron - Ferraris. All I cared about were mis-adventures of wannabe pirates, space janitors, and polyester-wearing lonely losers. MY. fuckING. GAMES.

I know you fucking whiny pieces of shit want your graphics and polygons and hookers to kill and fucking bullshit to shoot, and how the games on the Wii has "jaggies" - OH NO JAGGIES! How in the WORLD can you enjoy your games where the lines aren't perfectly straight? (Sissy pansy bullshit - 16 colors 320x240 oldshool style, bitch!) I have had it with your nonsense. I have had it with all of you that have, for the last DECADE, been catered directly fucking to, and you don't show even a hint of gratitude! You've been given pretty much everything you asked for, while the rest of us have been told that everyone - from Ben to Roger, to Guybrush, to Laffer, to motherfuckin' McKracken have all been buried in a tomb of "no longer financially feasible."

It's because of you, assholes, with your god damn "jaggies!" hysteria and willingness to drop $600 on a box of bullshit that gaming took a stupid ass turn towards being fucking retarded (see PS3 catalog). I blame YOU, because thanks to the fact that a valid criticism for a game now is "too much text" we don't even get writing that is on par with a fucking high school sophomore's attempt at a short story.

Take your Wii criticism and fucking shove it. So far, this little bullshit box has given me more nostalgia and joy than you can possibly imagine. And I know you're smug in your fortress of "denial," but face it - Zack & Wiki could never ever be made for your bullshit system. Ever.

And that's why I will sit here and love my Wii. And you can come up with yet another reasn why spending $600 was "smart."[/QUOTE]

Quoted almost purely for "sissy pansy bullshit."

You know how I do, MC.

You know how I do.
 
[quote name='schuerm26']Wouldn't then this same philosphy hold for the PS3? If so, they would seem to be in huge trouble.[/quote]it does. and they are.[quote name='jkam']P.S. - Carnival Games got a shit ton of advertising. You must live in a cave if you missed it.[/quote]it's not so much a cave as it is a hovel I carved out in a rock. If that counds as a cave then.. the world is just plain crazy.
[quote name='MarioColbert']16 colors 320x240 oldshool style, bitch[/quote]That's sig worthy right there. If I was the type to put quote in my sig. That's be my first. Though I'd probably correct the typographical error
 
[quote name='MarioColbert']Rant[/QUOTE]

Exit is pretty damn good and its on XBLA and the PSP. I would imagine that a game like Zack & Wiki would have sold well (a bit toned down) if it came out on that system.

I was born in 1987, but I have played Space Quest and tons of old school games.

And I enjoy the Xbox 360 not because of the graphics (which I don't care about), but the games.
 
Not a lost cause. Seeing a nerd explode made all my negative posts worthwhile, and made me happy I still had a Wii so that I was reading it to get a good chuckle over that with my morning coffee. :D

But in all seriousness, I agree with a lot of it. Nintendo is indeed the shit. It doesn't get better than Mario, Metroid and Zelda, even with jaggies and no HD.

I just wish their consoles had more that appealed to me the past couple of gens other than just those and a few sparse third party exclusives. But they're probably never going to be very strong in FPS, RPGs and the other genre's that interest me that aren't covered by their first party stuff.
 
[quote name='dmaul1114']Not a lost cause. Seeing a nerd explode made all my negative posts worthwhile, and made me happy I still had a Wii so that I was reading it to get a good chuckle over that with my morning coffee. :D

But in all seriousness, I agree with a lot of it. Nintendo is indeed the shit. It doesn't get better than Mario, Metroid and Zelda, even with jaggies and no HD.

I just wish their consoles had more that appealed to me the past couple of gens other than just those and a few sparse third party exclusives. But they're probably never going to be very strong in FPS, RPGs and the other genre's that interest me that aren't covered by their first party stuff.[/quote]

I call that passion. Nothing wrong with it.
 
[quote name='MarioColbert']RANT WARNING.

One last comment - Zack & Wiki is an embodiment of everything that is good clean and holy in the universe. It's sold poorly because shlumps don't seem to know what they are missing, and that they're really passing by twenty one glorious hours of child-like glee.

It's like playing with a fucking puppy, people. I understand the whole "different strokes for different folks" shit that everyone keeps talking about - but tonight I'm pissed, and I've just got a lot more to fucking do next week, and everything is stressful, so let me break it down for you simple:


NINTENDO is the shit, and some of you might not be understanding the "ultimacy" of this statement. It's "the shit" in ways that Sony and Microsoft can't even hope to be. The Wii, with it's "shitty" graphics and "gimmicky" controls have so far given me more shit that _I_ want to play than any of your fucking bullshit PS360 nonsense.

Look, unless you played yourself some Space Quest I in nineteen eighty fucking seven (not a very good year, because my sister was born then) or something prior to this - I've been at this for longer than you. I've been playing MY games that _I_ loved and I did not give a shit about John Carmack and his feeling of sexual inadequacy which I guess he deals with by constantly increasing the amount of stupid polygons on the screen and purchases of true sign of being a moron - Ferraris. All I cared about were mis-adventures of wannabe pirates, space janitors, and polyester-wearing lonely losers. MY. fuckING. GAMES.

I know you fucking whiny pieces of shit want your graphics and polygons and hookers to kill and fucking bullshit to shoot, and how the games on the Wii has "jaggies" - OH NO JAGGIES! How in the WORLD can you enjoy your games where the lines aren't perfectly straight? (Sissy pansy bullshit - 16 colors 320x240 oldshool style, bitch!) I have had it with your nonsense. I have had it with all of you that have, for the last DECADE, been catered directly fucking to, and you don't show even a hint of gratitude! You've been given pretty much everything you asked for, while the rest of us have been told that everyone - from Ben to Roger, to Guybrush, to Laffer, to motherfuckin' McKracken have all been buried in a tomb of "no longer financially feasible."

It's because of you, assholes, with your god damn "jaggies!" hysteria and willingness to drop $600 on a box of bullshit that gaming took a stupid ass turn towards being fucking retarded (see PS3 catalog). I blame YOU, because thanks to the fact that a valid criticism for a game now is "too much text" we don't even get writing that is on par with a fucking high school sophomore's attempt at a short story.

Take your Wii criticism and fucking shove it. So far, this little bullshit box has given me more nostalgia and joy than you can possibly imagine. And I know you're smug in your fortress of "denial," but face it - Zack & Wiki could never ever be made for your bullshit system. Ever.

And that's why I will sit here and love my Wii. And you can come up with yet another reasn why spending $600 was "smart."[/QUOTE]



:applause: Good show.


ugh, I know I shouldn't be posting here. I know I'm in the wrong part of town, but this is just perfect. This rant is downright scary and it has it all-- from blaming the 360 and PS3 fans for everything wrong in the industry to a mention of Space Quest (first game to give me nightmares.) of course, I completely disagree that the more expensive consoles are ruining the industry and think you're taking this way too seriously. the nerd rage is off the charts.

if the industry went completely your way, we would be headed straight for another crash. I'm not about to disagree that some of the popular games people like are stupid as shit (and I've *actually* played them-- I don't just dismiss them when I see the words "fps" associated with the title.) But those kinds of games are paying the bills. Without crap like Lost Planet sellng a million copies, your precious Zack and Wiki wouldn't be around.

So what'll it be? An industry of _your_ games or a diverse industry where mega million selling titles can provide money, which allows companies to stretch out and experiment with new IP, rather than betting the farm on them.

I just hope you can see how the two are related before you completely destroy all other gamers.

And ummm....is Culpa Innata any good? I was thinking of checking it out :lol:
 
[quote name='Apossum']:applause: Good show.


ugh, I know I shouldn't be posting here. I know I'm in the wrong part of town, but this is just perfect. This rant is downright scary and it has it all-- from blaming the 360 and PS3 fans for everything wrong in the industry to a mention of Space Quest (first game to give me nightmares.) of course, I completely disagree that the more expensive consoles are ruining the industry and think you're taking this way too seriously. the nerd rage is off the charts.

if the industry went completely your way, we would be headed straight for another crash. I'm not about to disagree that some of the popular games people like are stupid as shit (and I've *actually* played them-- I don't just dismiss them when I see the words "fps" associated with the title.) But those kinds of games are paying the bills. Without crap like Lost Planet sellng a million copies, your precious Zack and Wiki wouldn't be around.

So what'll it be? An industry of _your_ games or a diverse industry where mega million selling titles can provide money, which allows companies to stretch out and experiment with new IP, rather than betting the farm on them.

I just hope you can see how the two are related before you completely destroy all other gamers.

And ummm....is Culpa Innata any good? I was thinking of checking it out :lol:[/quote]

And what about forgetten gems like Sexy Beach 3? Where would they be left?
 
[quote name='Zen Davis']And what about forgetten gems like Sexy Beach 3? Where would they be left?[/QUOTE]



In Japan, it's backwards. Sexy Beach funds games like Halo.
 
[quote name='dmaul1114']Assassin's Creed isn't FPS....so there's at least one top tier game for you to check out. :D[/QUOTE]

Yep I'll be checking it out. Thanks. :)
 
(1) This thread is fucking awesome!!

(2) MarioColbert, you're awesome. You're rant was friggin hilarious and great and it's comforting seeing other people as passionate about videogames as I (and many others) are. It sends a sense of belonging out to all the videogamer nerds who agree, or disagree, but nontheless can appreciate your passion. Kudos to you buddy! There should be more rants.

(3) Dmaul, I share your curse as well. I love my Wii and and will always hold Nintendo as the #1 system in my heart. I can sit for hours and hours and recount with fondness the countless hours of bliss I've spent with Mario, Samus and Link, and pikmin, and mariokart, and smash, etc. HOWEVER! If somebody were to look at the hours my 360 is on compared to the hours my Wii is on, there is no comparison. You said something like "I'll just have to chalk it up to using my Wii like my gamecube, using it occasionally to play the Nintendo exclusives." I sort of feel like I am betraying Nintendo by playing my 360 so much but with games like Halo 3, Bioshock, Madden 08, Gears of War, Clancy games like GRAW & RB6Vegas, Hitman BloodMoney etc... It sees more ON time than my Wii. Is it wrong to feel bad about this?

Either way there is no argument that the WiiSixty is the way to go! (Sorry MC, you may think I'm contributing to the destruction of videogames but its true.) If you can't see this you're a fanboy.
 
[quote name='Apossum'] This rant is downright scary and it has it all-- from blaming the 360 and PS3 fans for everything wrong in the industry...of course, I completely disagree that the more expensive consoles are ruining the industry and think you're taking this way too seriously.
[/QUOTE]

You've completely missed the point to MC's rant.

The point is that - for him (and me, as well) - the Wii is a wonderful machine. It has games that are fun. That's the key point. Fun.

Meanwhile, the industry currently has two systems that are catering entirely to this small subset of gamers. The kind of guys who smell all the time, whose shirts have actually changed color due to Cheetos shavings, and who do nothing but sit around all day and complain not only about the offerings ON these two systems made entirely for them, but also on the system where there are games not made entirely for them.

You guys are the loudest, whiniest, most-can't-be-satisfied gamers ever. Shit. I saw a thread ON THE DAY Halo 3 came out that said "YEAH, BUT LET'S START THINKING ABOUT HALO 4!"

Sissy pansy bullshit? Sissy pansy bullshit.

I've been playing games a long time - as long as MC, at least, and definitely longer than most people around here. I can still appreciate the immediacy that is instilled by one of the classic twitch games (Asteroids), or play a game on the NES and not think twice about the graphics, or boot up a text adventure on my computer and be perfectly happy.

Point being is that the industry was originally catering to people like me - the ones who worried about a game being fun. Not a bunch of extraneous things developers HAVE to offer now, things that I think are bullshit. I don't necessarily need multiplayer, I don't need a certain threshold of polygons on the screen, I don't need particle effects, I don't need another FPS when I've already got two dozen quality ones to choose from, etc etc.

But now we've got this insatiable minority screaming out about how they absolutely, positively won't support a console UNLESS they feel COMPLETELY catered to. And even when they are, they just bitch and moan the entire time! I'm not going to get into a discussion about how "well ___ owners are happier than ___ owners." I'm merely pointing out what MC's whole point was, which is that if you fuckers can't be happy with your own systems, of COURSE you're not going to be happy with the Wii, and it's asinine and boring to listen to you guys come over here just to whine about the same crap that even your powerhouse systems can't deliver.

Hell, I've actually seen people say things like "I can't play PS2 games anymore." Unbelievable. Of COURSE I'm going to expect you to bitch and moan when the water doesn't completely reflect the surface of whatever stupid character model is next to it.

Meanwhile, they could release a Zork Compilation on the Wii, and I'd be high as balls over it. White text on a black background. That's the kind of shit I could totally lose it over.

Point being that when we finally have a console that makes fun games AND happens to offer us a niche game, it's like a little prize. Like a message from 1987 saying "Don't worry - we're still around, friend." And yet - even when people like me realize we're not catered to - we're basically okay with it. We actually want games to progress, but we don't think progression under the guise "TEH BETTAR GRAFMOXGIX!" is the absolute and only way to go.

What we're not okay with is sitting there and hearing everyone around us throw a fucking hissy fit like babies because the music in the game isn't pop-radio-licensed bullshit, because the main hero isn't modeled after every generic dumbshit movie stereotype ever, that there's not enough save points, that there's too many save points, that "omfg I have to rescue the princess again?", that there's no gratuitous violence or allusions to sex, etc etc etc....all the dumbshit things that developers focus on now, while telling people like me to piss off and "move forward," when I at best think they are moving sideways by offering me gimmicky shit like "real time weapons change," which is something I could do in the original Zelda.

It's all the times I've gotta come to the realization that because I'm happier with less - and yet in the minority - that I have to live with the fact that games like that are so few and far between, that I have so snatch them up with careless abandon the second I see them, in between all the times I'm being told "Wouldn't you like to kill some nazis again?"

If you want to bitch about graphics and all the other lifeless shit you've gone to expect from developers who have tried to do nothing but appease you guys, then you've got two systems - and, watch what I do here, as I follow the context clues - two forums about those systems in which to whine in.

I know. It confuses me sometimes too.
 
[quote name='Strell']You've completely missed the point to MC's rant.

The point is that - for him (and me, as well) - the Wii is a wonderful machine. It has games that are fun. That's the key point. Fun.

Meanwhile, the industry currently has two systems that are catering entirely to this small subset of gamers. The kind of guys who smell all the time, whose shirts have actually changed color due to Cheetos shavings, and who do nothing but sit around all day and complain not only about the offerings ON these two systems made entirely for them, but also on the system where there are games not made entirely for them.

You guys are the loudest, whiniest, most-can't-be-satisfied gamers ever. Shit. I saw a thread ON THE DAY Halo 3 came out that said "YEAH, BUT LET'S START THINKING ABOUT HALO 4!"

Sissy pansy bullshit? Sissy pansy bullshit.

I've been playing games a long time - as long as MC, at least, and definitely longer than most people around here. I can still appreciate the immediacy that is instilled by one of the classic twitch games (Asteroids), or play a game on the NES and not think twice about the graphics, or boot up a text adventure on my computer and be perfectly happy.

Point being is that the industry was originally catering to people like me - the ones who worried about a game being fun. Not a bunch of extraneous things developers HAVE to offer now, things that I think are bullshit. I don't necessarily need multiplayer, I don't need a certain threshold of polygons on the screen, I don't need particle effects, I don't need another FPS when I've already got two dozen quality ones to choose from, etc etc.

But now we've got this insatiable minority screaming out about how they absolutely, positively won't support a console UNLESS they feel COMPLETELY catered to. And even when they are, they just bitch and moan the entire time! I'm not going to get into a discussion about how "well ___ owners are happier than ___ owners." I'm merely pointing out what MC's whole point was, which is that if you fuckers can't be happy with your own systems, of COURSE you're not going to be happy with the Wii, and it's asinine and boring to listen to you guys come over here just to whine about the same crap that even your powerhouse systems can't deliver.

Hell, I've actually seen people say things like "I can't play PS2 games anymore." Unbelievable. Of COURSE I'm going to expect you to bitch and moan when the water doesn't completely reflect the surface of whatever stupid character model is next to it.

Meanwhile, they could release a Zork Compilation on the Wii, and I'd be high as balls over it. White text on a black background. That's the kind of shit I could totally lose it over.

Point being that when we finally have a console that makes fun games AND happens to offer us a niche game, it's like a little prize. Like a message from 1987 saying "Don't worry - we're still around, friend." And yet - even when people like me realize we're not catered to - we're basically okay with it. We actually want games to progress, but we don't think progression under the guise "TEH BETTAR GRAFMOXGIX!" is the absolute and only way to go.

What we're not okay with is sitting there and hearing everyone around us throw a fucking hissy fit like babies because the music in the game isn't pop-radio-licensed bullshit, because the main hero isn't modeled after every generic dumbshit movie stereotype ever, that there's not enough save points, that there's too many save points, that "omfg I have to rescue the princess again?", that there's no gratuitous violence or allusions to sex, etc etc etc....all the dumbshit things that developers focus on now, while telling people like me to piss off and "move forward," when I at best think they are moving sideways by offering me gimmicky shit like "real time weapons change," which is something I could do in the original Zelda.

It's all the times I've gotta come to the realization that because I'm happier with less - and yet in the minority - that I have to live with the fact that games like that are so few and far between, that I have so snatch them up with careless abandon the second I see them, in between all the times I'm being told "Wouldn't you like to kill some nazis again?"

If you want to bitch about graphics and all the other lifeless shit you've gone to expect from developers who have tried to do nothing but appease you guys, then you've got two systems - and, watch what I do here, as I follow the context clues - two forums about those systems in which to whine in.

I know. It confuses me sometimes too.[/QUOTE]


and my point is that I don't care about people's manifestos about their systems...the industry is growing because of the "assholes" who push for a stronger game system every gen, which will help companies make more games that more particular gamers like. Capcom and Namco are great examples of this at work.

Anyway, I can understand the frustration about people who come into the Wii forum just to bash the wii, but it's just lame to take the whole industry down in a rant against those people. I dunno, I guess the whole point was personal attacks on forum members with less discerning taste, so maybe this all irrelevant.

btw, with your use of "you" I can't tell if you're referring to a "generalized you" or me -- in the latter case, my next gen is PC (don't own a 360 or PS3 atm.) more importantly, it's possible for me to enjoy all aspects of gaming. I love playing Melty Blood Act Cadenza (or *insert any obscure game with good gameplay here*), as much as I love benchmarking my system up against Crysis. I can have my cake and eat it too. And that cake is not a lie (couldn't resist the reference, sorry)
 
Apossum: I suppose you may be expecting me to start arguing - and I won't do that. The short version is: you're right. Yes, it is exactly because of big titles that aren't for me (Resident Evil 4) that Capcom can afford to make Zack & Wiki...

But then again - this was a humorous rant. It's validity (at best) is that of an opinion, and no matter which system you own you can ruin that whole thing in the simplest way possible. Sure, I'm as guilty of poking fun at PS3's price tag as any - but even in light of my "frightening" (I'd like to think it was humorous) rant, your point ultimately comes to the case of the pot calling the Kettle black.

All you needed to say would be: Little Big Planet, Brütal Legend, EchoChrome - SHUT THE fuck UP. And all I would have to say back is - stop taking this console nonsense (and especially things that come out from someone with a video game character in his name) so seriously.

It's interesting that despite my flamboyant fanboyism towards Nintendo (mostly for its adventure games on the DS and Wii) I've never wandered into the PS3 forum and said anything to the extent of "you're all stupid, your system has no games - enemy crabs - you're all Sony fanobys!" That tired and retarded "XBOX360 = MORON FPS" bullshit - I dare you to find a quote of mine saying anything to the sort. In fact, even when I do "bash" the PS3, I make sure to go to such extreme so that it would be clear that nobody would take this shit seriously - not even the most die-hard of Nintendo fanboys.

You did, however, made me think that if you would see this as frightening that it's possible that someone else would mis-read this rant as an actual valid point - I assure you all there isn't one. It's all in the intro "hey guys, just found out I gotta do a lot of shit that I don't want to do, I'm feeling angry at the administrators and I just want to Shaq-Fu a bit." I'm still in the process of making my decision as to which of the Brütal Legend - carrying consoles I will be buying because believe me - Tim Schafer's game is a system mover as far as I'm concerned.

As far as your statement regarding the gaming industry crashing if the whole industry was catering to me - too true. But even my ego-centric and self-ridiculing rant did not go as far as to actually propose such a solution... Sure, there may be a feeling of bitterness when it comes to hearing that Al Lowe's newest got canned because the publishers weren't satisfied with the list of "comparables." But my point was that there is something out there that gives me nostalgia - what are you arguing with? That I am wrong for being off my fucking nut with excitement for Zack & Wiki? Or that I should not say kind things about Nintendo whose systems gave me something that I enjoy? Or is it the puerile cheap shots aimed against Sony's product? If Sony calls, I'll most certainly explain to them that if their system is ever in my price range, I will most certainly consider picking one up - provided that the software library is on par with my expectations.

This wasn't a video game version of Mein Kampf's Final Solution. This was a rridiculously overblown statement that a couple of like-minded individuals found funny, and I won't be bothered with making an apology for your lack of being able to relate.
 
[quote name='Strell']You've completely missed the point to MC's rant.

The point is that - for him (and me, as well) - the Wii is a wonderful machine. It has games that are fun. That's the key point. Fun.

Meanwhile, the industry currently has two systems that are catering entirely to this small subset of gamers. The kind of guys who smell all the time, whose shirts have actually changed color due to Cheetos shavings, and who do nothing but sit around all day and complain not only about the offerings ON these two systems made entirely for them, but also on the system where there are games not made entirely for them.

You guys are the loudest, whiniest, most-can't-be-satisfied gamers ever. Shit. I saw a thread ON THE DAY Halo 3 came out that said "YEAH, BUT LET'S START THINKING ABOUT HALO 4!"

Sissy pansy bullshit? Sissy pansy bullshit.

I've been playing games a long time - as long as MC, at least, and definitely longer than most people around here. I can still appreciate the immediacy that is instilled by one of the classic twitch games (Asteroids), or play a game on the NES and not think twice about the graphics, or boot up a text adventure on my computer and be perfectly happy.

Point being is that the industry was originally catering to people like me - the ones who worried about a game being fun. Not a bunch of extraneous things developers HAVE to offer now, things that I think are bullshit. I don't necessarily need multiplayer, I don't need a certain threshold of polygons on the screen, I don't need particle effects, I don't need another FPS when I've already got two dozen quality ones to choose from, etc etc.

But now we've got this insatiable minority screaming out about how they absolutely, positively won't support a console UNLESS they feel COMPLETELY catered to. And even when they are, they just bitch and moan the entire time! I'm not going to get into a discussion about how "well ___ owners are happier than ___ owners." I'm merely pointing out what MC's whole point was, which is that if you fuckers can't be happy with your own systems, of COURSE you're not going to be happy with the Wii, and it's asinine and boring to listen to you guys come over here just to whine about the same crap that even your powerhouse systems can't deliver.

Hell, I've actually seen people say things like "I can't play PS2 games anymore." Unbelievable. Of COURSE I'm going to expect you to bitch and moan when the water doesn't completely reflect the surface of whatever stupid character model is next to it.

Meanwhile, they could release a Zork Compilation on the Wii, and I'd be high as balls over it. White text on a black background. That's the kind of shit I could totally lose it over.

Point being that when we finally have a console that makes fun games AND happens to offer us a niche game, it's like a little prize. Like a message from 1987 saying "Don't worry - we're still around, friend." And yet - even when people like me realize we're not catered to - we're basically okay with it. We actually want games to progress, but we don't think progression under the guise "TEH BETTAR GRAFMOXGIX!" is the absolute and only way to go.

What we're not okay with is sitting there and hearing everyone around us throw a fucking hissy fit like babies because the music in the game isn't pop-radio-licensed bullshit, because the main hero isn't modeled after every generic dumbshit movie stereotype ever, that there's not enough save points, that there's too many save points, that "omfg I have to rescue the princess again?", that there's no gratuitous violence or allusions to sex, etc etc etc....all the dumbshit things that developers focus on now, while telling people like me to piss off and "move forward," when I at best think they are moving sideways by offering me gimmicky shit like "real time weapons change," which is something I could do in the original Zelda.

It's all the times I've gotta come to the realization that because I'm happier with less - and yet in the minority - that I have to live with the fact that games like that are so few and far between, that I have so snatch them up with careless abandon the second I see them, in between all the times I'm being told "Wouldn't you like to kill some nazis again?"

If you want to bitch about graphics and all the other lifeless shit you've gone to expect from developers who have tried to do nothing but appease you guys, then you've got two systems - and, watch what I do here, as I follow the context clues - two forums about those systems in which to whine in.

I know. It confuses me sometimes too.[/QUOTE]

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

Never in this existence has truer words ever been typed, spoken or even thought.

Bravo.
 
[quote name='The Crotch']MC's new custom user title?[/quote]

No, man, Capcom's paying me for Zack & Wiki until February 2008. I'll keep that one in mind, unless Nintendo makes another offer.
 
[quote name='MarioColbert']Apossum: I suppose you may be expecting me to start arguing - and I won't do that. The short version is: you're right. Yes, it is exactly because of big titles that aren't for me (Resident Evil 4) that Capcom can afford to make Zack & Wiki...

But then again - this was a humorous rant. It's validity (at best) is that of an opinion, and no matter which system you own you can ruin that whole thing in the simplest way possible. Sure, I'm as guilty of poking fun at PS3's price tag as any - but even in light of my "frightening" (I'd like to think it was humorous) rant, your point ultimately comes to the case of the pot calling the Kettle black.

All you needed to say would be: Little Big Planet, Brütal Legend, EchoChrome - SHUT THE fuck UP. And all I would have to say back is - stop taking this console nonsense (and especially things that come out from someone with a video game character in his name) so seriously.

It's interesting that despite my flamboyant fanboyism towards Nintendo (mostly for its adventure games on the DS and Wii) I've never wandered into the PS3 forum and said anything to the extent of "you're all stupid, your system has no games - enemy crabs - you're all Sony fanobys!" That tired and retarded "XBOX360 = MORON FPS" bullshit - I dare you to find a quote of mine saying anything to the sort. In fact, even when I do "bash" the PS3, I make sure to go to such extreme so that it would be clear that nobody would take this shit seriously - not even the most die-hard of Nintendo fanboys.

You did, however, made me think that if you would see this as frightening that it's possible that someone else would mis-read this rant as an actual valid point - I assure you all there isn't one. It's all in the intro "hey guys, just found out I gotta do a lot of shit that I don't want to do, I'm feeling angry at the administrators and I just want to Shaq-Fu a bit." I'm still in the process of making my decision as to which of the Brütal Legend - carrying consoles I will be buying because believe me - Tim Schafer's game is a system mover as far as I'm concerned.

As far as your statement regarding the gaming industry crashing if the whole industry was catering to me - too true. But even my ego-centric and self-ridiculing rant did not go as far as to actually propose such a solution... Sure, there may be a feeling of bitterness when it comes to hearing that Al Lowe's newest got canned because the publishers weren't satisfied with the list of "comparables." But my point was that there is something out there that gives me nostalgia - what are you arguing with? That I am wrong for being off my fucking nut with excitement for Zack & Wiki? Or that I should not say kind things about Nintendo whose systems gave me something that I enjoy? Or is it the puerile cheap shots aimed against Sony's product? If Sony calls, I'll most certainly explain to them that if their system is ever in my price range, I will most certainly consider picking one up - provided that the software library is on par with my expectations.

This wasn't a video game version of Mein Kampf's Final Solution. This was a rridiculously overblown statement that a couple of like-minded individuals found funny, and I won't be bothered with making an apology for your lack of being able to relate.[/QUOTE]




I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR NINTENDO FUNDAMENTALISM!!


I mean, yeah, it was funny, I laughed, I applauded, but I guess for the wrong reasons since I thought you were partially serious. I attempted to half discuss the industry and that there aren't gamers who are "bad" for any particular sect of game fans (from a rational P.O.V.) Your rant was also educational in a way, and made me think about how the industry could develop...somewhere along the lines of other arts where shined formulaic shits pay for pieces of art that try to do something.

Honestly, I wasn't expecting a counter-argument. I was more interested in discussing the industry aspect (rather than inciting something like Strell's epic rant.) So I wasn't expecting a response like your original rant, since I know you're smarter than that. Seeing as how you mostly agree and are starting to worry about me attacking your nostalgia, I guess I'll just evacuate. :lol:
 
[quote name='Apossum']and my point is that I don't care about people's manifestos about their systems...the industry is growing because of the "assholes" who push for a stronger game system every gen, which will help companies make more games that more particular gamers like. Capcom and Namco are great examples of this at work.
[/quote]

It's funny you bring this up, because you're throwing in a hypothetic that's predicated on maybe 10 years of honest, real-world proof, against the entire length of this industry, which could theoretically be said to be 40+ years by this point.

Granted, these last ten years do more to prove the point you're trying to make than hurt it. Obviously we can uphold it - Halo couldn't be done on an Atari any better than it could have been done on the NES, to say nothing of the SNES and N64. It required the power to give that seamless of an experience.

To a point. That much I can agree with. Because I remember when I opened my Dreamcast on my birthday (9/9, baby - the holy mark of all that is good) and popped in Soul Calibur and Sonic Adventure and thought - almost immediately - "Wow, there is no way this could have been done on previous systems."

However.

Your argument is that this is the only way to progress this industry and lead to better experiences, and that's something I don't agree with for a lot of reasons, which are really better explained below.

Anyway, I can understand the frustration about people who come into the Wii forum just to bash the wii, but it's just lame to take the whole industry down in a rant against those people. I dunno, I guess the whole point was personal attacks on forum members with less discerning taste, so maybe this all irrelevant.

Let me ask you a question. If we agree to all the above about how "more power = progression," and then I retort with "well I could be happier with less" and you repond with "yeah, but then you'd be holding back progression".....

Well, why can I not also ask you how people like me feel about having to be drug along with this endless, tireless, almost mindless, re-fucking-lentless effort to add more power to more power to more power?

In other words, why is it that you think I have no reason to suggest "Hey, why are we bitching about jaggies since it's bullshit" when people are crying about it? Or when they whine about how "OMFG, THE RESOLUTION IS TOTALLY 12 PIXELS TOO SMALL." Or "I ONLY COUNT 58,994 COLORS IN THIS GAME!" Or "WHERE'S THE ALPHAMATRIXBLENDING? I SEE NONE OF IT." Because when I hear all of this, I just want to punch puppies, because it sounds so goddamn SELFISH. It's like the girl on MTV who gets the "wrong" car at her 16th birthday and throws a fit. SHUT THE fuck UP ALREADY. YOU GOT A CAR. JUST LIKE HALO 3 ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD, AND I COULD NOT BELIEVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY COMPLAINED ABOUT THE GRAPHICS.

Do you understand the irony there? In fact, do you understand the hypocrisy? Because you can't sit there and decry about how people like me would halt the entirety of the industry when 1) it's not happening and 2) it doesn't matter anyway, because I'm being swept up in the fucking tidal wave and being drug along with all the other 12 year olds that still think teabagging a dude in 720p is the most badass thing ever.

I'm not holding shit back. I'm being forced along with it. And beyond that, I have NO WAY of holding anything back! Understand?

Don't sit there and complain about how I could damage your industry with my luddite ways when it has no goddamn chance of happening, especially when I've already got to deal with the loads of asinine bullshit of developers and game manufacturers constantly shoving photorealism and 7 channel sound mixing down my fucking throat, as if those were valid things I suddenly NEED to have in order to enjoy video gaming as a hobby. Because I don't need them, and that makes it hard for ME to understand why everyone else NEEDS them (note: the word is need, not want, which is why I can leave the door open to people WANTING them, thereby justifying their experience in my luddite world). And on top of all of that, people like me are the ones that have to deal with higher game prices because powerful HD systems are requiring developers to pump out HD graphics.

So while at some point people could create lo-fi games that emphasized gameplay, now we've got people spending big budgets on making Master Chief's helmet that much shinier. Or hiring big name voice actors to voice act "Grunt #3 who died in the hangar." Or having to resort to buying reviews, censoring bad reviews, coughing up huge advertising budgets, trying to translate games into MOVIES, etc etc etc.

So before you sit there and criticize people like me who are happier with "less" in your mind (which is a HUGELY subjective comment, by the way), remember that we're being taken with the current against our will, and we have to cough up the cash for something that was overproduced with a lot of bells and whistles.

Which might make someone like me a little bitter about it, don't you think?

And while we're at it, while you tell me my tastes could lead to a video game crash, I can just as easily turn that argument onto you. Because with more power = higher budgets = more development time = higher advertisement pushes in order to recoup those losses and make profit = and endless, vicious cycle of constantly increasing the dollar bar that has to be overcome by developers, which in turn gets passed off to consumers, who may or may not be happy with that, and might not buy the game.

In other words, "bigger and better" might doom the industry just as much as turning back the dial on technology. But since these are both hypothetical situations, I doubt we'll ever prove one or the other.

Summary: As I said before, if you people aren't happy with two goddamn systems for your own enjoyment AND you have no respect for people who are happier with a less powerful system, and you predicate it almost SOLELY on some nonsense "you'd destroy the industry if everyone were like you" argument, then YOU need to do some goddamn homework and listen the fuck up about how 99.9% of this ENTIRE INDUSTRY IS BEING DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU, and Nintendo telling you to piss off because they want to try some new shit is NOT a valid reason to come in here and be a dick. And no matter HOW MUCH you try to twist it around, it's not.

Don't like the system? Don't get it. Let me enjoy kicking MarioColbert's ass in Smash Bros, and you go play big tough manly games on two whole fucking systems RIFE with those kinds of titles. I can grant you that much respect, so I don't understand why you can't return the favor.

btw, with your use of "you" I can't tell if you're referring to a "generalized you" or me

It's generalized. But I'm honest and I'll say I can understand how you think I'm aiming this directly at you. And the reason why that is is because you're kind of in a diplomatic ambassador role here, since I know you tend to skew on one of the other two consoles. So when I fire back at that generalized audience, you're inevitably grouped in as well.

But you're not as big of a mindless jerk when you're around here (though you are full of cheap shots, which I tend to read in the same manner I'd read something from MarioColbert), so part of my retort isn't wholly warranted directly at you, since I don't see you dropping illogical bullshit all over the Wii forum.

At least, not on a registrable scale.
 
Apossum: don't "evacuate," there are a few things I want to ask you without bullshit funnies attached to them.

I am taking this shit into a proper word editor - after seeing the sheer size of Strell's latest offering (you may laugh now) I don't want to make this thread into the land of ten thousand word posts.


EDIT: ...why can't we be friends?
 
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[quote name='Strell']...boot up a text adventure on my computer...[/quote]Ah, text adventures. [warm fuzzies] Infocom is one of my favorite dead studios.

I still prefer the term interactive fiction, though.
 
Apossum:

[quote name='Al Lowe']
No line for me; Sam Suede was a true disappointment. I figured, if action comedy works in movies, it might work in games. And it did. We hired a great team, good programmers, creative artists, excellent level designers. The game design was strong and different, we had funny characters, it ran well and looked good, with next-gen 3D graphics and good music and voiceover talent.

Then we took it to every major publisher. They seemed excited to meet us. Most of them said things like, "I love your games" and "I grew up laughing at you" even "I'm in games because of you." They started laughing when they saw the title. When we showed them what we had finished, they said things like "This is the first game I've seen in months that I actually might play" and "This is most original game we've seen in years."

So what happened? Every one of them asked us to show them "comparables," industry-speak for "other games that are enough like yours so we can predict if yours will sell." Since we had none, they didn't know what to do, so they opted out.

We laid off our staff and shut down the company.

And you wonder why video games have lost their creativity!?
[/quote]
I'm certain that you've never read this quote before. I know this, because Al Lowe didn't say that in an interview. He wrote that a few days ago, and he sent those words to my email box. In case you don't know who that is - he made Leisure Suit Larry. And he's one of the nicest people, ever, which did little to actually get Sam Suede published and played.

Is it because of PS3 and XBOX360 that such things are ocurring? No, not at all. But if you're telling me that Capcom could come up with a list of "comparables" for Zack & Wiki, I'm afraid I'll go with "no."



Now, I know that it's not exactly fair to be pulling out Al Lowe that I just happened to have recently talk to on this subject, and some would say that his old school ways can find no love on the game market.

It's simple: I love games, and I love hard ones that require more patience to play than some others. I like nerdy shit regarding good board games with interesting gameplay mechanics, and I love it when a puzzle or a question makes sense. That's part of games too, an integral part, without which all the hardware in the world won't make a god damn difference to me. I'm not in this to see perfectly rendered spheres in real-time, I'm into games to see proper game design, ideal conditions in my method of interacting with the game, and being surprised in the process.


I've never been upset with the fact that others enjoyed some things that I didn't - and I never really felt that it was necessary for me to shove my bullshit opinion down their throats. However, it's fairly difficult for me to see the market dominance of titles that, despite my respectful nod, do not interest me in the least, and how that directly correlates that my share of what I wish to be playing has shrunk to a point where it is almost gone.
 
[quote name='Strell']It's funny you bring this up, because you're throwing in a hypothetic that's predicated on maybe 10 years of honest, real-world proof, against the entire length of this industry, which could theoretically be said to be 40+ years by this point.

Granted, these last ten years do more to prove the point you're trying to make than hurt it. Obviously we can uphold it - Halo couldn't be done on an Atari any better than it could have been done on the NES, to say nothing of the SNES and N64. It required the power to give that seamless of an experience.

To a point. That much I can agree with. Because I remember when I opened my Dreamcast on my birthday (9/9, baby - the holy mark of all that is good) and popped in Soul Calibur and Sonic Adventure and thought - almost immediately - "Wow, there is no way this could have been done on previous systems."

However.

Your argument is that this is the only way to progress this industry and lead to better experiences, and that's something I don't agree with for a lot of reasons, which are really better explained below.
[/quote]


Oh, it's certainly not the only way-- it's just how the big bucks can be pumped in and allow for larger budget niche games like Okami, God Hand, Katamari, Zack and Wiki, Dewey's Adventure, Elebits etc. A better example of "making room for the niche/little guy" would be PSN, XBL,and Wii Ware, as far as I know. I'm not sure what it takes exactly, the guy who made Space Giraffe seemed to be having a perpetual nervous breakdown over the XBL certification process, but on the other hand, the fact that Everyday Shooter was basically developed by a team of one is certainly a good sign.

As for progress...

Let me ask you a question. If we agree to all the above about how "more power = progression," and then I retort with "well I could be happier with less" and you repond with "yeah, but then you'd be holding back progression".....

Well, why can I not also ask you how people like me feel about having to be drug along with this endless, tireless, almost mindless, re-fucking-lentless effort to add more power to more power to more power?

In other words, why is it that you think I have no reason to suggest "Hey, why are we bitching about jaggies since it's bullshit" when people are crying about it? Or when they whine about how "OMFG, THE RESOLUTION IS TOTALLY 12 PIXELS TOO SMALL." Or "I ONLY COUNT 58,994 COLORS IN THIS GAME!" Or "WHERE'S THE ALPHAMATRIXBLENDING? I SEE NONE OF IT." Because when I hear all of this, I just want to punch puppies, because it sounds so goddamn SELFISH. It's like the girl on MTV who gets the "wrong" car at her 16th birthday and throws a fit. SHUT THE fuck UP ALREADY. YOU GOT A CAR. JUST LIKE HALO 3 ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD, AND I COULD NOT BELIEVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY COMPLAINED ABOUT THE GRAPHICS.

Do you understand the irony there? In fact, do you understand the hypocrisy? Because you can't sit there and decry about how people like me would halt the entirety of the industry when 1) it's not happening and 2) it doesn't matter anyway, because I'm being swept up in the fucking tidal wave and being drug along with all the other 12 year olds that still think teabagging a dude in 720p is the most badass thing ever.

I'm not holding shit back. I'm being forced along with it. And beyond that, I have NO WAY of holding anything back! Understand?


yeah, the jump from 2D to 3D-- that was the largest step gaming will ever take. So, instead of marvelling about how Mario 64 is so different from Mario World, people got power hungry. Some of that translates to counting steps on jaggies to find out if Halo 3 is actually running at 720p, some of it translates to people becoming more critical of designs and styles. The latter is kind of a mature connoisseur or geek who just likes to analyze things and naturally, they possess some elements of the former, but aren't necessarily power hungry.

I'm with you on wanting to choke the former, the kind of person who would see Mario Galaxy and worry about the jaggies. Much like how a nerdy music fan can go see their favorite band in concert and notice their missed notes etc. But also like the nerdy music fan, power hungry nerds are usually better off keeping it to themselves.

I kinda feel bad about knocking you and Mario Colbert's p.o.v. on that, because you guys have every right to think anal graphics critics are disgusting. The Wii is a target and it's only going to get larger as the generation carries on. It seems like every time a game comes out, people are going to say "lol jaggies."
So I take that back, 'cause there are things that I have a hard time not responding to when it comes to gaming forums.

Don't sit there and complain about how I could damage your industry with my luddite ways when it has no goddamn chance of happening, especially when I've already got to deal with the loads of asinine bullshit of developers and game manufacturers constantly shoving photorealism and 7 channel sound mixing down my fucking throat, as if those were valid things I suddenly NEED to have in order to enjoy video gaming as a hobby. Because I don't need them, and that makes it hard for ME to understand why everyone else NEEDS them (note: the word is need, not want, which is why I can leave the door open to people WANTING them, thereby justifying their experience in my luddite world). And on top of all of that, people like me are the ones that have to deal with higher game prices because powerful HD systems are requiring developers to pump out HD graphics.

So while at some point people could create lo-fi games that emphasized gameplay, now we've got people spending big budgets on making Master Chief's helmet that much shinier. Or hiring big name voice actors to voice act "Grunt #3 who died in the hangar." Or having to resort to buying reviews, censoring bad reviews, coughing up huge advertising budgets, trying to translate games into MOVIES, etc etc etc.

So before you sit there and criticize people like me who are happier with "less" in your mind (which is a HUGELY subjective comment, by the way), remember that we're being taken with the current against our will, and we have to cough up the cash for something that was overproduced with a lot of bells and whistles.

Which might make someone like me a little bitter about it, don't you think?

And while we're at it, while you tell me my tastes could lead to a video game crash, I can just as easily turn that argument onto you. Because with more power = higher budgets = more development time = higher advertisement pushes in order to recoup those losses and make profit = and endless, vicious cycle of constantly increasing the dollar bar that has to be overcome by developers, which in turn gets passed off to consumers, who may or may not be happy with that, and might not buy the game.

In other words, "bigger and better" might doom the industry just as much as turning back the dial on technology. But since these are both hypothetical situations, I doubt we'll ever prove one or the other.

Summary: As I said before, if you people aren't happy with two goddamn systems for your own enjoyment AND you have no respect for people who are happier with a less powerful system, and you predicate it almost SOLELY on some nonsense "you'd destroy the industry if everyone were like you" argument, then YOU need to do some goddamn homework and listen the fuck up about how 99.9% of this ENTIRE INDUSTRY IS BEING DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU, and Nintendo telling you to piss off because they want to try some new shit is NOT a valid reason to come in here and be a dick. And no matter HOW MUCH you try to twist it around, it's not.

Don't like the system? Don't get it. Let me enjoy kicking MarioColbert's ass in Smash Bros, and you go play big tough manly games on two whole fucking systems RIFE with those kinds of titles. I can grant you that much respect, so I don't understand why you can't return the favor.


Just not sure how to respond to all that. Yeah, it can go both ways. I don't mean to oppress and say you guys should shut your mouths because you'll ruin the industry. I want all of it, really. I was just trying to prove a point that there is some good in graphics whores. Kinda like how there are deadly bacteria that are key components of an ecosystem.

As an original gamer who grew up on the 2600 and NES, I do my best to ignore the types who would discount something over graphics. At the same time, I might power up God Hand, go "oh god! My eyes!! the jaggies!!" but then I'll spend the next hour having a blast with it. I guess I'm just weird like that...

It's generalized. But I'm honest and I'll say I can understand how you think I'm aiming this directly at you. And the reason why that is is because you're kind of in a diplomatic ambassador role here, since I know you tend to skew on one of the other two consoles. So when I fire back at that generalized audience, you're inevitably grouped in as well.

But you're not as big of a mindless jerk when you're around here (though you are full of cheap shots, which I tend to read in the same manner I'd read something from MarioColbert), so part of my retort isn't wholly warranted directly at you, since I don't see you dropping illogical bullshit all over the Wii forum.

At least, not on a registrable scale.


Thanks...I guess? :lol: I try to be non-partisan in these things, since I hate all 3 next gen consoles equally, but my tastes waver so much. I am prone to laugh at Cruisin' Wii and nerd out over Gears of War screenshots. I'm also liable to pick up a 360, play Halo for a week, then think "meh, I'm better off sticking with my PC, PS2, and handhelds" and return it.


[quote name='MarioColbert']EDIT: ...why can't we be friends? [/quote]

we can be friends! :lol: I'm not going to hold a personal grudge over this. I think this is interesting stuff to discuss. though after this post, I think I'll want to lay off for a looooong while!


I'm certain that you've never read this quote before. I know this, because Al Lowe didn't say that in an interview. He wrote that a few days ago, and he sent those words to my email box. In case you don't know who that is - he made Leisure Suit Larry. And he's one of the nicest people, ever, which did little to actually get Sam Suede published and played.

Is it because of PS3 and XBOX360 that such things are ocurring? No, not at all. But if you're telling me that Capcom could come up with a list of "comparables" for Zack & Wiki, I'm afraid I'll go with "no."



Now, I know that it's not exactly fair to be pulling out Al Lowe that I just happened to have recently talk to on this subject, and some would say that his old school ways can find no love on the game market.

It's simple: I love games, and I love hard ones that require more patience to play than some others. I like nerdy shit regarding good board games with interesting gameplay mechanics, and I love it when a puzzle or a question makes sense. That's part of games too, an integral part, without which all the hardware in the world won't make a god damn difference to me. I'm not in this to see perfectly rendered spheres in real-time, I'm into games to see proper game design, ideal conditions in my method of interacting with the game, and being surprised in the process.


I've never been upset with the fact that others enjoyed some things that I didn't - and I never really felt that it was necessary for me to shove my bullshit opinion down their throats. However, it's fairly difficult for me to see the market dominance of titles that, despite my respectful nod, do not interest me in the least, and how that directly correlates that my share of what I wish to be playing has shrunk to a point where it is almost gone.


shit, this is my longest post ever... X_X


That sucks about Al Lowe, I really don't know what to say.

but believe me when I say it's not a market full of titles for me either. If I owned one system right now, I wouldn't be satisfied. A lot of stuff I want to try out, but not a lot I expect greatness from. The mass market stuff that should deliver hasn't necessarily done that with any consistency.


I guess the overriding theme here is: continue with the celebration thread, don't let me bother you, and see you in the wii forums when I eventually buy a wii ('cause, like every system, there are games worth owning the system for, even if it's temporary.)
 
[quote name='blueshinra']Actually, Path of Radiance will be my first FE. My current RPG stack consists of that and:

- Tales of Symphonia
- Disgaea 2 (gonna need at least a month for this one)
- Front Mission 3 (for the Alisa scenario; completed the Emma one last month)
- Front Mission (DS)
- Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3
- Wild ARMs 5
- Rogue Galaxy[/quote]

Nice list. I've got a bunch in my backlog as well

- Tales of Symphonia
- Baten Kaitos
- Baten Kaitos Origins
- Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
- Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door

well clearly this thread has gone off the deep end with that initial rant but I'll go ahead and throw in my two cents.
[quote name='Apossum'] Without crap like Lost Planet sellng a million copies, your precious Zack and Wiki wouldn't be around.[/quote]You're sorta thinking what would happen if everyone shut down the trash titles. You're not thinking if they never 'were' in the first place. If the industry never had a slushage of stupid idiotic titles. Capcom would be making money off titles like Viewtiful Joe and Zack and Wiki. Would the industry be as big or as mainstream as it is now. Probably not but a)it wouldn't be completely dead b) there would be more diverse and/or fun titles and c)we wouldn't be in a tech rat race on the bleeding edge of technology. (the fact that a game console is a major player in a new video format is idiotic) Would there be a rat race.. probably but nothing as severe as what we're seeing now.
 
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