Resident Evil moment.....

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We drive home from a late dinner around 11:30pm. As we approach our block I noticed it's pitch black, all the street lights are out, and our neighbors' homes are unlit. There's no cars on the road except us, and the intersection is dead, no lights; there's no one on the streets. Odd.

My significant other is worried. "Let's go to my sister's house," she urged.

"Why," I responded, "this is our home."

We park, and enter our place. We use our cell phones as light sources to navigate inside the house. I locate my maglite for moments like this. I tell my significant other to get the candles and matches.

She looks out the windows and begins to panic. She doesn't want to stay, cause she's afraid of the dark. In the distance, I see a police car combing the houses with a spotlight. Moments later, flares are set around the intersection.

It's a blackout.

I locate my defensive weapon where I placed it for moments like this. I live in a tough neighborhood. I double-check our alarm system. It's still functioning, but the display tells me AC power is out and it's running on backup.

If zombies bust through my windows or doors at this moment, I'm gonna start taking some heads off!

I help my significant other to bed upstairs, it's getting late. I stay up to keep watch. Luckily power returned half an hour ago. I go check the kitchen clock, and by my calculations power was out for nearly 5 hours.

I blow out the candles. That was a fun experience. "R-E-S-I-D-E-N-T E-V-I-L: Home Edition!"
 
[quote name='Mospeada_21']I locate my defensive weapon where I placed it for moments like this.[/QUOTE]


If it was a knife, good luck takin' out those zombies >_>
 
[quote name='Mospeada_21']
I locate my defensive weapon where I placed it for moments like this. [/quote]

I bet you grabbed the cardboard cylinder from the middle of a roll of paper towels. You badass.
 
see we use lights as not only a tool to see, but for comfort and protection...when a sudden blackout occurs, its like that protection is gone and your imagination starts fucking with you. I get those feelings sometimes, like if alien invasion is about to happen or if I am outside and the clouds start getting darkish and windy but no thunder or lighting and its quite...it feels like some sort of temporal disturbance is about to happen... plus if it were the aliens, then it would be a good idea to take out the power before invading hehe.
 
[quote name='Shinkuu Ryao']If it was a knife, good luck takin' out those zombies >_>[/QUOTE]
Hey, just because every S.T.A.R.S. member is a tard doesn't mean everyone is. A knife would be a perfectly viable weapon against RE zombies in any normal human's hands.
 
Here's a RE moment. I work for a defense contractor for the US in a GIANT facility. I was wandering around the halls on day and I came across a room labeled, no joke, "S.T.A.R.S.". I wonder if they were working on the T-Virus in there.
 
[quote name='Zack-Morris']Here's a RE moment. I work for a defense contractor for the US in a GIANT facility. I was wandering around the halls on day and I came across a room labeled, no joke, "S.T.A.R.S.". I wonder if they were working on the T-Virus in there.[/QUOTE]Doubtful. S.T.A.R.S. is just a commando team. Umbrella made the T-Virus.

edit: though, they could have been working on S.T.A.R.S. counter-measures or something.
 
[quote name='Zack-Morris']Here's a RE moment. I work for a defense contractor for the US in a GIANT facility. I was wandering around the halls on day and I came across a room labeled, no joke, "S.T.A.R.S.". I wonder if they were working on the T-Virus in there.[/quote]

I hope you weren't planning on getting any top secret clearance now.
 
I was thinking some dogs were about to jump you and you guys had to run into the house or something but this is far from any RE moment.
 
[quote name='Stoneage']Mine was using an umbrella when it rained this week. Man, was I freaked.[/QUOTE]

Best subtle joke in the thread :D
 
[quote name='smellhasreturned']yea i remember when i was in the supermarket... i saw tofu and screamed RESIDENT EVIL MOOOOOOOMENT[/quote]

:lol:
 
i had a tony hawk moment earlier today! i grabbed my longboard and skated along the seawall down to stanley park.
 
A friend of mine used to be deathly scared of zombies. He kept a plastic lightsaber under his bed in case they attacked. When I asked him what plastic lightsaber would do against zombies he told me

"If zombies are real, I'm pretty sure the lightsaber will start working."

No joke.
 
[quote name='Quillion']A friend of mine used to be deathly scared of zombies. He kept a plastic lightsaber under his bed in case they attacked. When I asked him what plastic lightsaber would do against zombies he told me

"If zombies are real, I'm pretty sure the lightsaber will start working."

No joke.[/QUOTE]

im sure glad i still believe in the force :p
 
I was around some people who like to take the green herb. I started yelling "I'm a member of S.T.A.R.S!"
 
[quote name='Apossum']I was around some people who like to take the green herb. I started yelling "I'm a member of S.T.A.R.S!"[/quote]

:lol:
 
[quote name='Apossum']I was around some people who like to take the green herb. I started yelling "I'm a member of S.T.A.R.S!"[/quote]

Did you really pronounce that S-period-T-period-A-period-R-period-S-period?
 
[quote name='camoor']Did you really pronounce that S-period-T-period-A-period-R-period-S-period?[/QUOTE]

it was very tedious. I lost track at some point and had to start over.

I also saved Chelsea Clinton from a cult in rural Spain. afterwards she was like "Wanna do some extra credit lol?" and I just said "STFU chelsea."
 
[quote name='Mospeada_21']I locate my defensive weapon where I placed it for moments like this.[/quote]

Is that what one calls the strategically placed blankets that you throw over yourself when ma walks in on you jerkin' off?

[quote name='Mospeada_21']I live in a tough neighborhood.[/QUOTE]

'course you do. That's why it's gated. Because it's tough.
 
[quote name='Apossum']it was very tedious. I lost track at some point and had to start over.

I also saved Chelsea Clinton from a cult in rural Spain. afterwards she was like "Wanna do some extra credit lol?" and I just said "STFU chelsea."[/quote]

I'm pretty sure you get a purple heart for doing chelsea. For doing a Bush daughter you get an involuntary 2 week quarantine and shot of penisillin.
 
[quote name='Quillion']A friend of mine used to be deathly scared of zombies. He kept a plastic lightsaber under his bed in case they attacked. When I asked him what plastic lightsaber would do against zombies he told me

"If zombies are real, I'm pretty sure the lightsaber will start working."

No joke.[/QUOTE] good joke :)
 
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