King – Michael, you must be the biggest hypocrite in WWE history – YOU USED TO HATE DANIEL BRYAN!
Cole – I'm a credible journalist just stating facts.
King – CREDIBLE JOURNALIST!?
Cole – I've won many awards.
Cole – YOU SEE RANDY ORTON TRENDING WORLDWIDE ON TWITTER – ONE OF THE MOST TALKED-ABOUT TOPICS!
Cole – MOMENTS AGO, I WAS NAMED THE OFFICIAL COMMENTATOR FOR TEAM JOHNNY!
Cole – THE NUMBER 1 TREND IN THE WORLD IS MICHAEL COLE! THANK YOU COLE MINERS! WRESTLEMANIA ISN'T TRENDING WORLDWIDE – MICHAEL COLE!
Ace – CONGRATS MIZ ON BEING ON TEAM TEDDY! JOHNNY!
Booker – WHAT? HE AIN'T DONE NOTHING ALL YEAR!
Jericho – Punk, up here – listen to me, Punk! You claim to be the best in the world, but we know it's not true. At WM, I'll beat you and become the new WWE Champion. I'll expose you as a fraud – not only as a professional fraud, but a personal one as well. Your father's an alcoholic and your sister's got problems with substance abuse. But I've done more digging and found out some facts about your mother. It turns out she's a kind, decent woman with no vices – WHO'D A THUNK THAT!? But I did find out one piece of info – your parents' wedding date took place after your birthdate. So that makes you the legal definition of a bastard!
Booker – T-REX SLIDE!
Cole – How do you know this stuff?
Booker – I'M A JOURNALIST, DAWG!
Cody – Hold on – it's not like you're going to catch me. It's like a water buffalo chasing a cheetah – it doesn't happen. And we have our time – this Sunday. WRESTLEMANIA. Does that word scare you? THE SHOWCASE OF THE IMMORTALS! Time after time you fail. There's a great quote – it's in the nature of every person to error, but only a fool perserveres in error. We're gonna take your name and make it a verb – students will pray that they don't Big Show on their finals. Young men at the bar hope they don't Big Show with the ladies. And even better...I gotta take a Big Show. And you'll Big Show yourself when I retain the IC TITLE, MY IC TITLE ON APRIL FOOL'S DAY. WHEN ON THAT DAY, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER WM, YOU'LL BE THE BIGGEST FOOL OF ALL!
Punk – You wanna know what I think about what he's said about my father, mother, and sister? WANNA KNOW HOW I FEEL? ASK CHRISTIAN HOW I FEEL! I'm not off-limits, but my family is. He can call me whatever he wants – he can claim he's the best in the world, and when he talked about my father, I said he's had his problems, but he's in a better place now. MY SISTER IS A FABRICATION, and what he said about my mother is a total lie. I'M NOT A BASTARD, I'M THE BEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD!
Henry – YOU LISTEN TO ME – THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE! EVERY NIGHT!
Teddy – Don'y tou be touching on my shoes.
Rock – 2004, WM 20. THE ROCK COMPETED IN WHAT MANY THOUGHT WOULD BE HIS LAST WM MATCH EVER. Every day since then the question's been asked, Rock, when ya coming back to WM? Everywhere the Rock went – Rock when ya coming back. Rock goes in for his yearly checkup – drop your pants, turn your head and cough...and when ya coming back? I KNOW I'M COMING BACK, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHEN, AND I'M NOT DROPPING MY PANTS – YOU'RE MY DENTIST! Rock's got a freaky dentist. All the starlets telling the Rock come on over here and dominate this delicous pie, but when ya coming back. And for God's sake, cover that up Betty White – trying to give the Rock some of that Civil War pie. The rock didn't know when. Until WM 27 when the Rock went down to Georgia. The Rock walked in the Georgia Dome, 80,000 blew the roof off when the Rock delivered a Rock bottom heard around the world. Then the Rock knew the wait was over. The next night, IN THIS ARENA, THE WRESTLE... (boots 2 asses chant breaks out) Right here is where the match was set – the main event for WM 28 WAS SET. History was made that night because of YOU! In 6 days, finally the Rock returns to the grandest stage of all-time. The Rock returns to electrify the audience – IT ALL HAPPENED HERE IN THIS ARENA. THE ROCK IS PROUD TO SAY THAT HE HAS FINALLY COME BACK TO ATLANTA! There's only one man the Rock wanted to face – THAT MAN IS JOHN CENA (big boos and a Fruity Pebbles chant break out) Cena, in the Rock's last WM that he competed in, that was your first WM. Since then, you became the heartbeat of WWE. You became one of the biggest stars the industry has ever seen, but you have never, AND THE ROCK MEANS NEVER, FACED ANYONE LIKE THE ROCK. On Sunday, the Rock's gonna walk down that aisle...(Cena comes out)
Cena – You hear that? I've been knocked around a bit, but do you hear that? I don't need a crystal ball to figure out that that's what's gonna happen at WM – NOTHING NEW TO ME. Here's what's skiddish – ya said I'll never see anything like you. My movie star arch-nemesis, you're only half-right. I'VE HEARD THE TRASH TALK FROM THE MAN WHO BROUGHT THE ERA OF ATTITUDE. I'M HERE, THE MAN HAPPY TO BE HERE WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE. And here's why – you talk trash, YOU'RE THE BEST, BUT YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST. When ya left, there was this 10 year gap, and whenever someone wanted to rattle the cage, it was me. Listen and think about it – how many people have talked trash as John Cena. The list is as long as the Rock's strudel, or holy Moses, or whatever you're calling your penis. Ya see, just like you cannot deny the certain moment of electricty that happens when the Rock enters the building, you can't deny the reaction that I get when I enter the ring. I'll sum it up in 5 words – let's go Cena, Cena sux. Words that I've heard for years. An audience divided, sometimes hostile. Everyone else that happens to, AND I'VE SEEN THE DVD, TURNS ON THE WWE UNIVERSE. FINALLY THERE'S A MAN WHO DOES WHAT THE SHIRT SAYS – I RISE ABOVE, AND I WIN! While there are some that hate that, they know what I know – that I'll win at WM. Let me throw some truth in your trash – I've been an active member of WWE LONGER THAN YOU. I've been here when it wasn't so cool to be a WWE superstar – during the good and bad times, I BEAT THE COMPANY DRUM LOUD AND PROUD. THIS IS WHAT I LOVE! Rock plays Roadblock in the summer – and it'll launch him into the stratosphere. After WM...this is still my life. We've said a lot of stuff over the past year, and I feel proud to say this...(something gets bleeped) TEN YEARS, AND I'M JUST GETTING STARTED. I RISK MY HEALTH EVERY NIGHT. I HAVE TO WIN, WHO REMEMBERS SECOND PLACE. I HAVE TO WIN THIS MATCH MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE.
Rock – You talked about what the people know – THEY KNOW THE ROCK AIN'T NO GODDAMN DESERTER OF WWE. THIS HOUSE, THIS OFFICE YOUR HOUSE, THE ROCK HELPED BUILD! LET THE ROCK TELL YA WHAT THEY KNOW – THEY KNOW THAT YA NEVER BEFORE HAD AN OPPONENT YOU COULDN'T OVERCOME UNTILT HE ROCK. THEY KNOW THAT TO ME, IT'S MORE THAN JUST THE BIGGEST MATCH OF ALL-TIME. THEY KNOW THAT THE ROCK HAS COME BACK AFTER ALL THESE YEARS TO BEAT YOU. John, that's what drives me. NEVER BEFORE HAS A MAN BEEN ABLE TO SAY HE'S WALKED INTO WM AND BEAT HULK HOGAN, BEAT STEVE AUSTIN AND BEAT JOHN CENA. On a professional level, THE ROCK NEEDS TO BEAT YOU TO BECOME THE GREATEST SUPERSTAR OF ALL-TIME. ON A PERSONAL LEVEL, I JUST DON'T LIKE YOU! AND BECAUSE OF THAT, IN 6 DAYS, NOT ONLY IS THE ROCK GONNA BEAT YOU, HE'LL GIVE YOU THE ASS-KICKING OF A LIFETIME! YOU KNOW IT, THE ROCK KNOWS, AND YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS THAT THEY KNOW IT TOO!
Cena – IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! I'll put this in terms you can understand – I've made a living being the guy you can't see – BUT AT WM, I'LL BE THE GUY YOU CAN SEE WITH THE HEADLINE BEING THAT JOHN CENA WHOOPS THE ROCK'S ASS AT WRESTLEMANIA!
the cause" kind of persona that people lament. He's just another cog, another happy sportz entertainer™ who parades out for short matches that are uninspired, noncompetitive, and have no influence on angles, aren't followed up on, etc. Who did...oh, right, Christian. I'll ask that question to you again in 4 weeks and neither of us will know the answer - and the WWE won't know or won't do anything with it either.
