[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']No. He just got back from Iran, and he has dual citizenship. So if he did decide to go back, he would be thrown in the army there for 2 years. Hopefully this isn't what happened, but he had expressed a desire to go back and told another friend of ours that he had the money for it. Crazy bastard. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Ok, so he's not leaving the country ... yet. :lol::
[14:16] SblymnlCrymnl: where you at?
[14:17] Morty: DC
[14:17] Morty: Baltimore actually
[14:17] SblymnlCrymnl: shit
[14:17] Morty: hells yeah
[14:17] SblymnlCrymnl: when are you coming back?
[14:17] Morty: don't know
[14:17] SblymnlCrymnl: what about school?
[14:17] Morty: don't know
[14:18] SblymnlCrymnl: shit
[14:18] Morty: I'm going to see if I can do everything by internet and get my degree that way
[14:18] SblymnlCrymnl: ok
[14:18] SblymnlCrymnl: does anyone else know where you are?
[14:18] Morty: I drove up here with no clothes...just the ones I have on, and I don't have socks
[14:18] SblymnlCrymnl: hahaha
[14:18] SblymnlCrymnl: shit
[14:20] Morty: I'm sitting in a panera right now
[14:20] Morty: ha!
[14:20] SblymnlCrymnl: i would think your dad would be on the next flight out haha
[14:20] Morty: if my dad flies up here, I'm leaving this city
[14:21] SblymnlCrymnl: hey, you could go to LA
[14:21] SblymnlCrymnl: hahaha
[14:21] Morty: hahahahaa
[14:22] Morty: a 4 day drive from here
[14:22] Morty: piss on that
[14:22] Morty: shit, I should have brought a camera
[14:22] SblymnlCrymnl: sell the car and fly
[14:22] Morty: uh huh
[14:22] Morty: well, the title is kinda at the house in kc
[14:23] SblymnlCrymnl: so what?
[14:23] Morty: hahaha
[14:23] Morty: no
[14:23] SblymnlCrymnl: it's not like they want to pay taxes on it anyway
[14:24] Morty: un huh
[14:24] Morty: oh yeah
[14:25] SblymnlCrymnl: hey, you know it's my sister's birthday
[14:25] Morty: un huh
[14:25] SblymnlCrymnl: and tomorrow is brad's
[14:29] Morty: dude...you don't know what I did when I left
[14:29] Morty: I left the house with my phone, laptop, glasses, and phone charger....
[14:30] Morty: but I'm in baltimore with just the phone and laptop
[14:30] Morty: I put my glasses and charger ontop of the car in kc and drove off
[14:30] SblymnlCrymnl: hahaha
[14:30] Morty: so now I gotta go buy a charger
[14:30] SblymnlCrymnl: shit
[14:30] Morty: and I drove 18 hours straigh
[14:30] SblymnlCrymnl: where did you leave from?
[14:30] Morty: straight
[14:31] Morty: my dad thought I went to the post office...I did go there...butttttt.......
[14:31] SblymnlCrymnl: haha
[14:31] SblymnlCrymnl: you are insane
[14:32] Morty: I went to the post office, and I locked the keys in the car, and there was no way in hell I was going back home or calling somebody, so I kicked the window in and drove until I arrived here
[14:32] Morty:
D
[14:32] SblymnlCrymnl: holy shit!
[14:32] Morty: yeah, so the car is kinda missing a window
[14:33] SblymnlCrymnl: which window?
[14:33] Morty: driver....yeah...MISTAKE
[14:39] Morty: yeah dude...I'm thinking I'm going to stay here...that is if I can do my classes through the internet...if I can, I'm staying here and then I'm going to Iran in march
[14:39] SblymnlCrymnl: and if not?
[14:39] Morty: I'm really close to saying "
school" and going to iran now
[14:40] SblymnlCrymnl: wouldn't you be put in the army?
[14:40] Morty: ummm....yeah, but the reason I came to DC is because there's an office here that can help get me out of the army ;-)
[14:40] SblymnlCrymnl: oh shit
[14:41] Morty: it might cost 5500 bucks, but I'll just wait tables until I can afford it
[14:41] Morty: a couple months and I'm good to go
[14:41] SblymnlCrymnl: shit