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[quote name='dcfox']Weren't you playing FFX anyways Casey? Did you already beat it?[/quote]

I played like an hour and a half of it. I will get back to it sometime soon
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='dcfox']Weren't you playing FFX anyways Casey? Did you already beat it?[/quote]

I played like an hour and a half of it. I will get back to it sometime soon[/quote]

no, you mean you played a half an hour and watched an hour of it... because that's how that game works ;)
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='dcfox']Weren't you playing FFX anyways Casey? Did you already beat it?[/quote]

I played like an hour and a half of it. I will get back to it sometime soon[/quote]

no, you mean you played a half an hour and watched an hour of it... because that's how that game works ;)[/quote]

Amazing game nonetheless.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']I am lightheaded. i don't know why.[/quote]

Forget to breathe again Morbid? ;)[/quote]

Most likely it. :lol: j/k Morbo.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='dcfox']Weren't you playing FFX anyways Casey? Did you already beat it?[/quote]

I played like an hour and a half of it. I will get back to it sometime soon[/quote]

no, you mean you played a half an hour and watched an hour of it... because that's how that game works ;)[/quote]

yea, sounds about right. Hopefully the game picks up on the island.

The only other FF I have played was 9, and I only played like 3 hours, but it picked up after a slow start, so I hope this does the same
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='dcfox']Weren't you playing FFX anyways Casey? Did you already beat it?[/quote]

I played like an hour and a half of it. I will get back to it sometime soon[/quote]

no, you mean you played a half an hour and watched an hour of it... because that's how that game works ;)[/quote]

Hey its better than MGS2. At least the cutscenes in FFX weren't so long that you had to save in the middle of them. And the end of MGS 2 is basically a 45 minute cutscene followed by a 5 minute fight.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='Moxio'][quote name='Zenithian Legend']Edward Scissorhands is such a good movie.[/quote]

Agreed. One of my favorite movies.[/quote]

Yes, a very good film.[/quote]

But did you guys watch it today?

I think I want to be like him... and turn my hooves into scissors
 
[quote name='Moxio'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']I am lightheaded. i don't know why.[/quote]

Forget to breathe again Morbid? ;)[/quote]

Most likely it. :lol: j/k Morbo.[/quote]

:lol: IDK I just got really lightheaded and dizzy.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2634&p=2

this qoute... Could it be our beloved DLF?

I was on my back on her bed propped up. My girlfriend was going down on me. She stopped for a minute and started with her hands. It was an awkward angle. It was a lot of tension.

I came on my own face

I mean, he is horrid and I don't see any girl wanting to be with him, but it sounds like something the jackass would do.

And that was extremely hard to type, with me being lightheaded.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='dcfox']Weren't you playing FFX anyways Casey? Did you already beat it?[/quote]

I played like an hour and a half of it. I will get back to it sometime soon[/quote]

no, you mean you played a half an hour and watched an hour of it... because that's how that game works ;)[/quote]

yea, sounds about right. Hopefully the game picks up on the island.

The only other FF I have played was 9, and I only played like 3 hours, but it picked up after a slow start, so I hope this does the same[/quote]

Eh... for the most part this is how it goes, although the story remains somewhat interesting. It kind of reminded me of a bigass project that you put off until the night before it's due, because Sin becomes this overwhelming thing that seems like it's unbeatable, but naturally in the end you beat it (hope that doesn't ruin the game for you... of course it'd be hard to have a sequal if you didn't kill the thing humping the planet raw)

Anyway, I suggest that you give all the old FF's (except 8) a whirl as well, especially FF6, it was a very good game.
 
[quote name='Moxio'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']I am lightheaded. i don't know why.[/quote]

Forget to breathe again Morbid? ;)[/quote]

Most likely it. :lol: j/k Morbo.[/quote]

morbo1.jpg


:rofl:
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='dcfox']Weren't you playing FFX anyways Casey? Did you already beat it?[/quote]

I played like an hour and a half of it. I will get back to it sometime soon[/quote]

no, you mean you played a half an hour and watched an hour of it... because that's how that game works ;)[/quote]

yea, sounds about right. Hopefully the game picks up on the island.

The only other FF I have played was 9, and I only played like 3 hours, but it picked up after a slow start, so I hope this does the same[/quote]

Eh... for the most part this is how it goes, although the story remains somewhat interesting. It kind of reminded me of a bigass project that you put off until the night before it's due, because Sin becomes this overwhelming thing that seems like it's unbeatable, but naturally in the end you beat it (hope that doesn't ruin the game for you... of course it'd be hard to have a sequal if you didn't kill the thing humping the planet raw)

Anyway, I suggest that you give all the old FF's (except 8) a whirl as well, especially FF6, it was a very good game.[/quote]

VIII isn't as bad as some people make it out too be. I kinda enjoyed it alot more than I'm enjoying IX right now. But do yourself a favor and pick up FF Anthology and play VI. Arguably the best game in the series.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='Moxio'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']I am lightheaded. i don't know why.[/quote]

Forget to breathe again Morbid? ;)[/quote]

Most likely it. :lol: j/k Morbo.[/quote]

:rofl:[/quote]

:rofl:
 
Man...I just want to watch this cut scene, but NOOOOOOO...RE4 has to throw all these stupid action buttons into the knife fight. Damn them...Damn them to hell!
 
[quote name='dcfox'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='dcfox']Weren't you playing FFX anyways Casey? Did you already beat it?[/quote]

I played like an hour and a half of it. I will get back to it sometime soon[/quote]

no, you mean you played a half an hour and watched an hour of it... because that's how that game works ;)[/quote]

yea, sounds about right. Hopefully the game picks up on the island.

The only other FF I have played was 9, and I only played like 3 hours, but it picked up after a slow start, so I hope this does the same[/quote]

Eh... for the most part this is how it goes, although the story remains somewhat interesting. It kind of reminded me of a bigass project that you put off until the night before it's due, because Sin becomes this overwhelming thing that seems like it's unbeatable, but naturally in the end you beat it (hope that doesn't ruin the game for you... of course it'd be hard to have a sequal if you didn't kill the thing humping the planet raw)

Anyway, I suggest that you give all the old FF's (except 8) a whirl as well, especially FF6, it was a very good game.[/quote]

VIII isn't as bad as some people make it out too be. I kinda enjoyed it alot more than I'm enjoying IX right now. But do yourself a favor and pick up FF Anthology and play VI. Arguably the best game in the series.[/quote]

FF8 is great! But its not very representative of the series, some people play that one and get scarred off.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='dcfox'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='dcfox']Weren't you playing FFX anyways Casey? Did you already beat it?[/quote]

I played like an hour and a half of it. I will get back to it sometime soon[/quote]

no, you mean you played a half an hour and watched an hour of it... because that's how that game works ;)[/quote]

yea, sounds about right. Hopefully the game picks up on the island.

The only other FF I have played was 9, and I only played like 3 hours, but it picked up after a slow start, so I hope this does the same[/quote]

Eh... for the most part this is how it goes, although the story remains somewhat interesting. It kind of reminded me of a bigass project that you put off until the night before it's due, because Sin becomes this overwhelming thing that seems like it's unbeatable, but naturally in the end you beat it (hope that doesn't ruin the game for you... of course it'd be hard to have a sequal if you didn't kill the thing humping the planet raw)

Anyway, I suggest that you give all the old FF's (except 8) a whirl as well, especially FF6, it was a very good game.[/quote]

VIII isn't as bad as some people make it out too be. I kinda enjoyed it alot more than I'm enjoying IX right now. But do yourself a favor and pick up FF Anthology and play VI. Arguably the best game in the series.[/quote]

FF8 is great! But its not very representative of the series, some people play that one and get scarred off.[/quote]
I hated 8.
 
[quote name='karsh']Man...I just want to watch this cut scene, but NOOOOOOO...RE4 has to throw all these stupid action buttons into the knife fight. Damn them...Damn them to hell![/quote]

I had to just stop watching the action and stare at the bottom of the screen before I could pass that.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='Moxio'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']I am lightheaded. i don't know why.[/quote]

Forget to breathe again Morbid? ;)[/quote]

Most likely it. :lol: j/k Morbo.[/quote]

morbo1.jpg


:rofl:[/quote]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='twiztidjester'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='dcfox'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='dcfox']Weren't you playing FFX anyways Casey? Did you already beat it?[/quote]

I played like an hour and a half of it. I will get back to it sometime soon[/quote]

no, you mean you played a half an hour and watched an hour of it... because that's how that game works ;)[/quote]

yea, sounds about right. Hopefully the game picks up on the island.

The only other FF I have played was 9, and I only played like 3 hours, but it picked up after a slow start, so I hope this does the same[/quote]

Eh... for the most part this is how it goes, although the story remains somewhat interesting. It kind of reminded me of a bigass project that you put off until the night before it's due, because Sin becomes this overwhelming thing that seems like it's unbeatable, but naturally in the end you beat it (hope that doesn't ruin the game for you... of course it'd be hard to have a sequal if you didn't kill the thing humping the planet raw)

Anyway, I suggest that you give all the old FF's (except 8) a whirl as well, especially FF6, it was a very good game.[/quote]

VIII isn't as bad as some people make it out too be. I kinda enjoyed it alot more than I'm enjoying IX right now. But do yourself a favor and pick up FF Anthology and play VI. Arguably the best game in the series.[/quote]

FF8 is great! But its not very representative of the series, some people play that one and get scarred off.[/quote]
I hated 8.[/quote]

Yes well I hate you, so it all balances out in the end.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='karsh']Man...I just want to watch this cut scene, but NOOOOOOO...RE4 has to throw all these stupid action buttons into the knife fight. Damn them...Damn them to hell![/quote]

I had to just stop watching the action and stare at the bottom of the screen before I could pass that.[/quote]

that was a really hard QTE.

Mainly because you have no time to react
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='karsh']Man...I just want to watch this cut scene, but NOOOOOOO...RE4 has to throw all these stupid action buttons into the knife fight. Damn them...Damn them to hell![/quote]

I had to just stop watching the action and stare at the bottom of the screen before I could pass that.[/quote]

That's pretty much what I ended up having to do...It looked interesting, but they just kept throwing action buttons at me...Though I wish I could remember which of the previous games that character was in.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='karsh']Man...I just want to watch this cut scene, but NOOOOOOO...RE4 has to throw all these stupid action buttons into the knife fight. Damn them...Damn them to hell![/quote]

I had to just stop watching the action and stare at the bottom of the screen before I could pass that.[/quote]

that was a really hard QTE.

Mainly because you have no time to react[/quote]

For me it was just really hard because it was just so cool and I wanted to just watch the action. As soon as I concentrated on the task at hand I made it through.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='twiztidjester'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='dcfox'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='dcfox']Weren't you playing FFX anyways Casey? Did you already beat it?[/quote]

I played like an hour and a half of it. I will get back to it sometime soon[/quote]

no, you mean you played a half an hour and watched an hour of it... because that's how that game works ;)[/quote]

yea, sounds about right. Hopefully the game picks up on the island.

The only other FF I have played was 9, and I only played like 3 hours, but it picked up after a slow start, so I hope this does the same[/quote]

Eh... for the most part this is how it goes, although the story remains somewhat interesting. It kind of reminded me of a bigass project that you put off until the night before it's due, because Sin becomes this overwhelming thing that seems like it's unbeatable, but naturally in the end you beat it (hope that doesn't ruin the game for you... of course it'd be hard to have a sequal if you didn't kill the thing humping the planet raw)

Anyway, I suggest that you give all the old FF's (except 8) a whirl as well, especially FF6, it was a very good game.[/quote]

VIII isn't as bad as some people make it out too be. I kinda enjoyed it alot more than I'm enjoying IX right now. But do yourself a favor and pick up FF Anthology and play VI. Arguably the best game in the series.[/quote]

FF8 is great! But its not very representative of the series, some people play that one and get scarred off.[/quote]
I hated 8.[/quote]

Thats not very nice

Yes well I hate you, so it all balances out in the end.[/quote]
 
[quote name='karsh'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='karsh']Man...I just want to watch this cut scene, but NOOOOOOO...RE4 has to throw all these stupid action buttons into the knife fight. Damn them...Damn them to hell![/quote]

I had to just stop watching the action and stare at the bottom of the screen before I could pass that.[/quote]

That's pretty much what I ended up having to do...It looked interesting, but they just kept throwing action buttons at me...Though I wish I could remember which of the previous games that character was in.[/quote]

None.
 
[quote name='twiztidjester'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='dcfox'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='dcfox']Weren't you playing FFX anyways Casey? Did you already beat it?[/quote]

I played like an hour and a half of it. I will get back to it sometime soon[/quote]

no, you mean you played a half an hour and watched an hour of it... because that's how that game works ;)[/quote]

yea, sounds about right. Hopefully the game picks up on the island.

The only other FF I have played was 9, and I only played like 3 hours, but it picked up after a slow start, so I hope this does the same[/quote]

Eh... for the most part this is how it goes, although the story remains somewhat interesting. It kind of reminded me of a bigass project that you put off until the night before it's due, because Sin becomes this overwhelming thing that seems like it's unbeatable, but naturally in the end you beat it (hope that doesn't ruin the game for you... of course it'd be hard to have a sequal if you didn't kill the thing humping the planet raw)

Anyway, I suggest that you give all the old FF's (except 8) a whirl as well, especially FF6, it was a very good game.[/quote]

VIII isn't as bad as some people make it out too be. I kinda enjoyed it alot more than I'm enjoying IX right now. But do yourself a favor and pick up FF Anthology and play VI. Arguably the best game in the series.[/quote]

FF8 is great! But its not very representative of the series, some people play that one and get scarred off.[/quote]
I hated 8.[/quote]

I hated FF8 after a while, but then grew back into it again. It's not a bad game, and certainly better than 9. But 7 trumps them all.
 
Ugh! 15 minutes into Ninja Scroll and some crazy wooden/rock golem is raping some lady. And no, they didn't do any censoring. o_O
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life'][quote name='twiztidjester'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='dcfox'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='dcfox']Weren't you playing FFX anyways Casey? Did you already beat it?[/quote]

I played like an hour and a half of it. I will get back to it sometime soon[/quote]

no, you mean you played a half an hour and watched an hour of it... because that's how that game works ;)[/quote]

yea, sounds about right. Hopefully the game picks up on the island.

The only other FF I have played was 9, and I only played like 3 hours, but it picked up after a slow start, so I hope this does the same[/quote]

Eh... for the most part this is how it goes, although the story remains somewhat interesting. It kind of reminded me of a bigass project that you put off until the night before it's due, because Sin becomes this overwhelming thing that seems like it's unbeatable, but naturally in the end you beat it (hope that doesn't ruin the game for you... of course it'd be hard to have a sequal if you didn't kill the thing humping the planet raw)

Anyway, I suggest that you give all the old FF's (except 8) a whirl as well, especially FF6, it was a very good game.[/quote]

VIII isn't as bad as some people make it out too be. I kinda enjoyed it alot more than I'm enjoying IX right now. But do yourself a favor and pick up FF Anthology and play VI. Arguably the best game in the series.[/quote]

FF8 is great! But its not very representative of the series, some people play that one and get scarred off.[/quote]
I hated 8.[/quote]

I hated FF8 after a while, but then grew back into it again. It's not a bad game, and certainly better than 9. But 7 trumps them all.[/quote]

9 was awesome.
 
[quote name='twiztidjester'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='twiztidjester'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='dcfox'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='dcfox']Weren't you playing FFX anyways Casey? Did you already beat it?[/quote]

I played like an hour and a half of it. I will get back to it sometime soon[/quote]

no, you mean you played a half an hour and watched an hour of it... because that's how that game works ;)[/quote]

yea, sounds about right. Hopefully the game picks up on the island.

The only other FF I have played was 9, and I only played like 3 hours, but it picked up after a slow start, so I hope this does the same[/quote]

Eh... for the most part this is how it goes, although the story remains somewhat interesting. It kind of reminded me of a bigass project that you put off until the night before it's due, because Sin becomes this overwhelming thing that seems like it's unbeatable, but naturally in the end you beat it (hope that doesn't ruin the game for you... of course it'd be hard to have a sequal if you didn't kill the thing humping the planet raw)

Anyway, I suggest that you give all the old FF's (except 8) a whirl as well, especially FF6, it was a very good game.[/quote]

VIII isn't as bad as some people make it out too be. I kinda enjoyed it alot more than I'm enjoying IX right now. But do yourself a favor and pick up FF Anthology and play VI. Arguably the best game in the series.[/quote]

FF8 is great! But its not very representative of the series, some people play that one and get scarred off.[/quote]
I hated 8.[/quote]

Thats not very nice

Yes well I hate you, so it all balances out in the end.[/quote][/quote]

Niether were those pictures you posted.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Ugh! 15 minutes into Ninja Scroll and some crazy wooden/rock golem is raping some lady. And no, they didn't do any censoring. o_O[/quote]

Yeah well, it gets better after that. :D
 
[quote name='twiztidjester'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life'][quote name='twiztidjester'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='dcfox'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='dcfox']Weren't you playing FFX anyways Casey? Did you already beat it?[/quote]

I played like an hour and a half of it. I will get back to it sometime soon[/quote]

no, you mean you played a half an hour and watched an hour of it... because that's how that game works ;)[/quote]

yea, sounds about right. Hopefully the game picks up on the island.

The only other FF I have played was 9, and I only played like 3 hours, but it picked up after a slow start, so I hope this does the same[/quote]

Eh... for the most part this is how it goes, although the story remains somewhat interesting. It kind of reminded me of a bigass project that you put off until the night before it's due, because Sin becomes this overwhelming thing that seems like it's unbeatable, but naturally in the end you beat it (hope that doesn't ruin the game for you... of course it'd be hard to have a sequal if you didn't kill the thing humping the planet raw)

Anyway, I suggest that you give all the old FF's (except 8) a whirl as well, especially FF6, it was a very good game.[/quote]

VIII isn't as bad as some people make it out too be. I kinda enjoyed it alot more than I'm enjoying IX right now. But do yourself a favor and pick up FF Anthology and play VI. Arguably the best game in the series.[/quote]

FF8 is great! But its not very representative of the series, some people play that one and get scarred off.[/quote]
I hated 8.[/quote]

I hated FF8 after a while, but then grew back into it again. It's not a bad game, and certainly better than 9. But 7 trumps them all.[/quote]

9 was awesome.[/quote]

Agreed.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='Moxio']Ugh! 15 minutes into Ninja Scroll and some crazy wooden/rock golem is raping some lady. And no, they didn't do any censoring. o_O[/quote]

Yeah well, it gets better after that. :D[/quote]

Damn, maybe I should have watched that before I sold it to you Zion ...
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='Moxio']Ugh! 15 minutes into Ninja Scroll and some crazy wooden/rock golem is raping some lady. And no, they didn't do any censoring. o_O[/quote]

Yeah well, it gets better after that. :D[/quote]

Better as in fighting scenes better, or as in more people getting their arms ripping off, and strange golems licking breasts better? Please let it be the first.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='Moxio']Ugh! 15 minutes into Ninja Scroll and some crazy wooden/rock golem is raping some lady. And no, they didn't do any censoring. o_O[/quote]

Damn, maybe I should have watched that before I sold it to Zion ...[/quote]

I'll sell it back, only $9.99. :twisted:
 
[quote name='Moxio']Ugh! 15 minutes into Ninja Scroll and some crazy wooden/rock golem is raping some lady. And no, they didn't do any censoring. o_O[/quote]

Yeah that girl ends up getting *abused* alot. Great movie, but don't watch Ninja Ressurrection. I don't know if they're related by Ressurrection is one f'ed up movie.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='Moxio']Ugh! 15 minutes into Ninja Scroll and some crazy wooden/rock golem is raping some lady. And no, they didn't do any censoring. o_O[/quote]

Damn, maybe I should have watched that before I sold it to Zion ...[/quote]

I like that as much as the next guy, but I despise hentai. And this movie is just hentai with some fight scenes.

No wait, that didn't sound right. This movie is just hentai with lots of blood. No wait. This movie is just weird. :?
 
Two awkward conversations with my dad:

*Dad walks into room* Me: Hey. Him: You SUCK at being discreet! Me: What? *SMACK* Me: Ow! *Dad leaves*

Some x months later...

Dad: Hey, when you swap cars with your mother for the day and take it to go have a BBQ with your girlfriend, and stop at publix and get condoms while you get food, it's probably a good idea not to leave the receipt in the car. Me (Oh fuck oh fuck I swear I threw that thing away): Oh... yeah, that's probably a good idea. Dad: It's okay, I told your mother that you were just using them to protect the hot dogs. Me: Alright, thanks. Dad: No problem
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']Two awkward conversations with my dad:

*Dad walks into room* Me: Hey. Him: You SUCK at being discreet! Me: What? *SMACK* Me: Ow! *Dad leaves*

Some x months later...

Dad: Hey, when you swap cars with your mother for the day and take it to go have a BBQ with your girlfriend, and stop at publix and get condoms while you get food, it's probably a good idea not to leave the receipt in the car. Me (Oh shaq-fu oh shaq-fu I swear I threw that thing away): Oh... yeah, that's probably a good idea. Dad: It's okay, I told your mother that you were just using them to protect the hot dogs. Me: Alright, thanks. Dad: No problem[/quote]

:rofl:

Yeah, I read all that stuff this morning. Funny as shit.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']Dad: It's okay, I told your mother that you were just using them to protect the hot dogs. Me: Alright, thanks. Dad: No problem[/quote]

... :shock: :rofl:
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']Two awkward conversations with my dad:

*Dad walks into room* Me: Hey. Him: You SUCK at being discreet! Me: What? *SMACK* Me: Ow! *Dad leaves*

Some x months later...

Dad: Hey, when you swap cars with your mother for the day and take it to go have a BBQ with your girlfriend, and stop at publix and get condoms while you get food, it's probably a good idea not to leave the receipt in the car. Me (Oh shaq-fu oh shaq-fu I swear I threw that thing away): Oh... yeah, that's probably a good idea. Dad: It's okay, I told your mother that you were just using them to protect the hot dogs. Me: Alright, thanks. Dad: No problem[/quote]

Spermicide really adds flavor to those dogs :wink:
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']Two awkward conversations with my dad:

*Dad walks into room* Me: Hey. Him: You SUCK at being discreet! Me: What? *SMACK* Me: Ow! *Dad leaves*

Some x months later...

Dad: Hey, when you swap cars with your mother for the day and take it to go have a BBQ with your girlfriend, and stop at publix and get condoms while you get food, it's probably a good idea not to leave the receipt in the car. Me (Oh shaq-fu oh shaq-fu I swear I threw that thing away): Oh... yeah, that's probably a good idea. Dad: It's okay, I told your mother that you were just using them to protect the hot dogs. Me: Alright, thanks. Dad: No problem[/quote]

:rofl: Good job.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']Two awkward conversations with my dad:

*Dad walks into room* Me: Hey. Him: You SUCK at being discreet! Me: What? *SMACK* Me: Ow! *Dad leaves*

Some x months later...

Dad: Hey, when you swap cars with your mother for the day and take it to go have a BBQ with your girlfriend, and stop at publix and get condoms while you get food, it's probably a good idea not to leave the receipt in the car. Me (Oh shaq-fu oh shaq-fu I swear I threw that thing away): Oh... yeah, that's probably a good idea. Dad: It's okay, I told your mother that you were just using them to protect the hot dogs. Me: Alright, thanks. Dad: No problem[/quote]

:rofl: PWNED before lock.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Can anyone tell me if Spirited Away is a better movie than... :puke: Ninja Scroll?[/quote]

It's a great movie, no hentai like stuff like you've described.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Can anyone tell me if Spirited Away is a better movie than... :puke: Ninja Scroll?[/quote]

Well Spirited Away is like a messed up but harmless japanese Alice in wonderland. Basically do you like 80's anime? Like how it looks, if so you'd probably like spirited away. I never found it all that great.
 
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