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[quote name='senorwoohoo']Toasted bun, ketchup, mustard and relish if I'm in the mood. Usually it's just ketchup and mustard, but relish can be tasty once in a while.[/QUOTE]

Never had a toasted bun. I hate toasted buns on hamburgers, but I love them at quiznos. So maybe I will try that next time I have one.
 
I just got back from grocery shopping, and while I was there I saw this girl with a fucking perfect ass. I said "damn" to myself, but still out loud ... I hope her mom didn't hear me. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I just got back from grocery shopping, and while I was there I saw this girl with a fucking perfect ass. I said "damn" to myself, but still out loud ... I hope her mom didn't hear me. :lol:[/QUOTE]
:rofl:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I just got back from grocery shopping, and while I was there I saw this girl with a fucking perfect ass. I said "damn" to myself, but still out loud ... I hope her mom didn't hear me. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I know it sux that all the girls with perfect asses are 15-17 years old and are always with their mommys.

In a related note I went to the car wash today, the ones where they have you drive through. At that car wash they always have some hot girl there, it always seems to be a different one every time I go. Well this chick today was Hot!! Had blonde hair with black streaks in it. she was wearing a tight black tank top and some short shorts. She had a little cushion going on probably weighed about 130-140 so she wasn't a toothpick. Anyways I pull my car up and low and behold it was this fat ugly chick I knew in high school!!! SHe wasn't ugly now, I don't know what happened to her, but I was speechless when she walked up to my window.

I had a nice little line and everything I was gonna tell her, and once I seen who it was I was speechless.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I just got back from grocery shopping, and while I was there I saw this girl with a fucking perfect ass. I said "damn" to myself, but still out loud ... I hope her mom didn't hear me. :lol:[/quote]

Did her mom put her back in the cart after you said that?
 
[quote name='mr ryles']I know it sux that all the girls with perfect asses are 15-17 years old and are always with their mommys.

In a related note I went to the car wash today, the ones where they have you drive through. At that car wash they always have some hot girl there, it always seems to be a different one every time I go. Well this chick today was Hot!! Had blonde hair with black streaks in it. she was wearing a tight black tank top and some short shorts. She had a little cushion going on probably weighed about 130-140 so she wasn't a toothpick. Anyways I pull my car up and low and behold it was this fat ugly chick I knew in high school!!! SHe wasn't ugly now, I don't know what happened to her, but I was speechless when she walked up to my window.

I had a nice little line and everything I was gonna tell her, and once I seen who it was I was speechless.[/QUOTE]It's even worse when they're with their dad, cause you know he knows.

Was her name Annie? Annie Rexik? ;)
[quote name='SpottedNigel']Did her mom put her back in the cart after you said that?[/QUOTE]She wasn't that young ... probably 15 or so. About 5'7", braces. :lol:

EDIT: On her teeth, not her legs. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It's even worse when they're with their dad, cause you know he knows.

Was her name Annie? Annie Rexik? ;)[/QUOTE]

Thats gotta suck being a dad with a hot daughter. I wonder if he ever tries getting a peek at home. *create your own mental image*
 
[quote name='mr ryles']since Dr. Mario Kart didn't post it here yet:

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Oh God I could watch that for hours on in. :rofl:

Again all credit goes to Dr. Mario Kart.[/quote]


That is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It's even worse when they're with their dad, cause you know he knows.

Was her name Annie? Annie Rexik? ;)
She wasn't that young ... probably 15 or so. About 5'7", braces. :lol:

EDIT: On her teeth, not her legs. :lol:[/QUOTE]

You pervert. :lol:

Seriously, 15 is lower then I'd go, and I just turned 20. Actually, much lower then I'd go.
 
[quote name='Mike23']You pervert. :lol:

Seriously, 15 is lower then I'd go, and I just turned 20. Actually, much lower then I'd go.[/QUOTE]

Well the biggest problem with 15 is that the majority of them are fucking annoying as hell.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Well the biggest problem with 15 is that the majority of them are fucking annoying as hell.[/QUOTE]

And horny as Hell!!!!! WOOHOO!! YAAAAAAAAA!! *best redneck impression*
 
[quote name='mr ryles']Thats gotta suck being a dad with a hot daughter. I wonder if he ever tries getting a peek at home. *create your own mental image*[/QUOTE]I really just meant he knows you're looking, not that he wants to bend her over the kitchen table while mom's picking up little bro' from soccer practice. :shame: ;)

[quote name='RedvsBlue']Well the biggest problem with 15 is that the majority of them are fucking annoying as hell.[/QUOTE]They never get any better. Might as well have a go while it's fresh, and before they turn into psycho uppity bitches. ;) :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']They never get any better. Might as well have a go while it's fresh, and before they turn into psycho uppity bitches. ;) :lol:[/QUOTE]

That's true to a certain extent.

Its like a cosmic joke I think. The older women get (for the most part), the less annoying they get but on the other hand the less attractive they are. Ah well, what can you do?
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']They never get any better. Might as well have a go while it's fresh, and before they turn into psycho uppity bitches. ;) :lol:[/QUOTE]

And you know they want it too so they can go to school the next day and tell their friends about how mature and cool they are. Then she will be known as a slut through out the rest of high school.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I really just meant he knows you're looking, not that he wants to bend her over the kitchen table while mom's picking up little bro' from soccer practice.[/QUOTE]

I bet he would want to though, It's just a shame it is his own daughter so he can't.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']And you know they want it too so they can go to school the next day and tell their friends about how mature and cool they are. Then she will be known as a slut through out the rest of high school.[/QUOTE]Which means even lower self esteem and yet more sex. Like those fat girls who eat when they're depressed about being called a fattie. :lol:
 
[quote name='DT778']Speaking of hot chicks, the investigator assistant that came to my house today was fucken hot! :hot::hot::hot::drool:[/QUOTE]

Did you tap that?
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Well the biggest problem with 15 is that the majority of them are fucking annoying as hell.[/quote]

If they're able to talk you either aren't sticking it in far enough or fucking her hard enough....
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I really just meant he knows you're looking, not that he wants to bend her over the kitchen table while mom's picking up little bro' from soccer practice. :shame: ;)[/quote]
That's so wrong. If it was my daughter, I'd make sure she was comfortable and I'd definately do it some place more special than the kitchen. But I guess I'm just more sensitive than other guys. :lol:
 
[quote name='dcfox']That's so wrong. If it was my daughter, I'd make sure she was comfortable and I'd definately do it some place more special than the kitchen. But I guess I'm just more sensitive than other guys. :lol:[/quote]

:rofl:

I'm in the process of lighting my scalp on fire... er.. I mean I'm bleaching my hair.:hot:

My new boss rocks!
 
[quote name='Mike23']Did you tap that?[/quote]
No, she just came over to talk to my mom for like 5 minutes. But damn, she was beautiful.
 
[quote name='Kayden']:rofl:

I'm in the process of lighting my scalp on fire... er.. I mean I'm bleaching my hair.:hot:[/QUOTE]See if I ever give you any play again. :roll: :cry: ;)
 
Thrift stores are a great place to find old games. The one I go to sells all disc based games for .99 cents or less. Today I picked up Daggerfall for .49 cents.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Thrift stores are a great place to find old games. The one I go to sells all disc based games for .99 cents or less. Today I picked up Daggerfall for .49 cents.[/quote]

:bow: to bad playing it gives me motion sickness.:cry:
 
[quote name='encendido5']Is he scratching his ass?? :lol:[/QUOTE]

:lol: I was wondering why his arm was behind him, but thats probably the prom tux I'm getting. Ahh the most expensive form of legalized prostitution.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']So bored...someone save me.[/quote]

How can you be bored with those sumos slapping the hell out of each other?
 
I think I might be mildly addicted to selling stuff on Ebay. I listed 2 games on tuesday and today I made 8 more listings...
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']I think I might be mildly addicted to selling stuff on Ebay. I listed 2 games on tuesday and today I made 8 more listings...[/quote]

I have yet to list anything on Ebay. It took me a long time before I even started selling anything here. At least you are moving stuff though.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']I have yet to list anything on Ebay. It took me a long time before I even started selling anything here. At least you are moving stuff though.[/QUOTE]

Well the ones I listed on tuesday are kind of lame right now, FF7 is at $6 and Xenosaga is at $1.25. None of the stuff I listed today has bids. I'm not worried though, 90% of the bidding takes place in the last day anyway.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Well the ones I listed on tuesday are kind of lame right now, FF7 is at $6 and Xenosaga is at $1.25. None of the stuff I listed today has bids. I'm not worried though, 90% of the bidding takes place in the last day anyway.[/QUOTE]

be confident my FF7 sold for $51 last week and it was a GH opened version. I was at $14 though until it got down to about 1.5 days left.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']be confident my FF7 sold for $51 last week and it was a GH opened version. I was at $14 though until it got down to about 1.5 days left.[/QUOTE]


That's excellent news! At any rate I'm already making a profit because I bought it on clearance at Target a few years back for $5.
 
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