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[quote name='Strell']You know that is a Mitch Hedburg joke, right? Your boss is a filthy joke stealer.

FILTHY.

"How does a sesame stick onto a bun? That's f*cking magical. There's got to be some sesame seed glue out there!"[/QUOTE]

"Either that or they're adhesive on one side. Peel off the backing, place it on the bun. Now your bun will look spectacular!"
 
[quote name='Kayden']I just found out my balls weigh 10oz...
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What made you decide to find out? :lol:
 
[quote name='encendido5']
I know, I know. I hope Jack can forgive me...[/QUOTE]
In 5 seasons, I missed one episode. The Season 2 premiere but it was out of my control. They had a replay that friday though so I still saw it. Other than that, I have never even so much as missed 5 minutes of an episode. I wish I could be proud of that but then I realize that I need to put the same amount of dedication into my career now that college is over...

For some reason, guidance counselors just don't understand what I mean when I say I want JAck Bauer's job.
 
[quote name='DJ K8E']They're grown primarily for their seeds, and to a lesser extent the oil. The plant itself is essentially useless aside from that.[/QUOTE]

well then will my sesame seeds grow into a plant? I'm not here to steal a joke from the grand master Mitch Hedburg. I just took some sesame seeds and tried to plant them in a cup with some potting soil.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']well then will my sesame seeds grow into a plant? I'm not here to steal a joke from the grand master Mitch Hedburg. I just took some sesame seeds and tried to plant them in a cup with some potting soil.[/QUOTE]No, those won't grow. Try to get some that haven't been toasted onto a bun next time. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']No, those won't grow. Try to get some that haven't been toasted onto a bun next time. :lol:[/QUOTE]

dissapointing, but I will still try, I will water them every day. At least the days I am at work.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']
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What made you decide to find out? :lol:[/quote]

:rofl:

GG was making cookies and had an electric scale out. The counter is at waist level, so I just put two and two together. Actually, its more like I put two on one and got 10.
2
--- = 10.... Sounds about right...
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[quote name='Kayden']:rofl:

GG was making cookies and had an electric scale out. The counter is at waist level, so I just put two and two together. Actually, its more like I put two on one and got 10.
2
--- = 10.... Sounds about right...
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Now when someone has some of your girlfriend's cookies, you can tell them they have nuts in 'em.
 
Hmm, I only have 30 minutes worth of class tomorrow. I'm thinking an all-night Oblivion binge would be pretty damn fun.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Now when someone has some of your girlfriend's cookies, you can tell them they have nuts in 'em.[/quote]
I've been telling people that for years. Now they'll never see it coming. :lol:

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']That doesn't sound very sanitary, Kayden. :shame: :lol:[/quote]
You know you wanna sample the first batch. :cool: ;)
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Hmm, I only have 30 minutes worth of class tomorrow. I'm thinking an all-night Oblivion binge would be pretty damn fun.[/QUOTE]

I'm pissed at my oblivion right now cuz I got kicked out of the fighters guild, and I'm a vampire (Not by choice), and lastly I can't advance any further in the mages guild due to a stupid glitch.
 
I'm trying to narrow it down. If Saved by the Bell was only one kind of cancer, what kind would it be? I think ass, but I can't rule out skin.
 
[quote name='jmcc']I'm trying to narrow it down. If Saved by the Bell was only one kind of cancer, what kind would it be? I think ass, but I can't rule out skin.[/QUOTE]

I think it would be breast cancer. Breast cancer is Hawt! ;)
 
[quote name='jmcc']I'm trying to narrow it down. If Saved by the Bell was only one kind of cancer, what kind would it be? I think ass, but I can't rule out skin.[/QUOTE]My vote is for pancreatic.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Brain tumor. Most definitely the only way you could enjoy the show.[/QUOTE]
No one can enjoy the show. It's absolute suffering. It's like something the cenobites would whack you with.
 
[quote name='Kayden']:rofl:

GG was making cookies and had an electric scale out. The counter is at waist level, so I just put two and two together.[/quote]

"Why are your balls out?!"
"Don't ask. It's just how I roll."
 
[quote name='Kayden']
The counter is at waist level, so I just put two and two together. [/QUOTE]

For myself, we'd really need it more at about knee level.

This is also, conveniently, where your mom's mouth is. I figure we can do a weigh 'n wash all at the same time.
 
Just got back from a two and a half hour class for our final presentation of my group's project and I'm actually looking forward to taking my final exam for IP Law class. I'm glad that this is the last thing I need to do to be done with the semester, which I'm happy to be done with this bad semester.

When I got back, someone else was parked in my spot, though I'm tired to raise a fuss right now. If it's there tomorrow when I go to get Advent Children, I'll be sure to call the office.

Edit: Finished the test. Looks like I'll barely have a B for the semester.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Hmm, I only have 30 minutes worth of class tomorrow. I'm thinking an all-night Oblivion binge would be pretty damn fun.[/QUOTE]

Yep, not happening. Big battle too frustrating to keep everyone alive. Frustrated, tired. Sleeping now.
 
Sweet mother of God, I thought people would be all over my Top Spin 2 in the trade board.

Not a fuckin' soul wants it. :( (Then again, I didn't, either...)
 
[quote name='Strell']For myself, we'd really need it more at about knee level.

This is also, conveniently, where your mom's mouth is. I figure we can do a weigh 'n wash all at the same time.[/quote]

I think of waist level as hip level... and I still had to stand on my tip toes...
 
[quote name='Brak']Sweet mother of God, I thought people would be all over my Top Spin 2 in the trade board.

Not a fuckin' soul wants it. :( (Then again, I didn't, either...)[/quote]

it is Top Spin 2... >_>

Damn, -3 an' overcast for the second day in a row. Finally we get some good weather after last week's sweltering heat. :/
 
Hey, when they show Saved By the Bell on adult swim do they still show the dislclaimer that "programming may not be suitable for those under 14"? I like SBTB (some cheese is good in a TV diet) but it has no place on adult swim IMO. Therefore, I refuse to watch it.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']it is Top Spin 2... >_>[/QUOTE]

Well, some fuck-face told me "it's just like Mario Tennis, dood."

Lies. fucking lies.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Hey, when they show Saved By the Bell on adult swim do they still show the dislclaimer that "programming may not be suitable for those under 14"? I like SBTB (some cheese is good in a TV diet) but it has no place on adult swim IMO. Therefore, I refuse to watch it.[/quote]

Uh, I don't recall seeing one right before it, but then again, I try to change the channel as fast as possible if I have it on cartoon and SBTB is about to start.
 
[quote name='Brak']Well, some fuck-face told me "it's just like Mario Tennis, dood."

Lies. fucking lies.[/QUOTE]What were you doing listening to a "fuck-face" anyway? :whistle2:? :lol:
 
[quote name='Brak']Well, some fuck-face told me "it's just like Mario Tennis, dood."

Lies. fucking lies.[/quote]
This should be a lesson to not listen to guys with faces shaped like a used twat who say 'dood'.

But yeah, nothing is like fucking Mario Tennis. :/

EDIT: Needed another chance to break in my new tablet, so here's a related picture:

Mildly NSFW drawing by me. :D
 
I Image Googled "fuckface", as I wanted to post a picture of the DC / Vertigo Comics villain "fuck-Face", and say, "Hyuk, hyuk! I listened to this guy!"

... yeah. That didn't go too well.
 
[quote name='Brak']I Image Googled "fuckface", as I wanted to post a picture of the DC / Vertigo Comics villain "fuck-Face", and say, "Hyuk, hyuk! I listened to this guy!"

... yeah. That didn't go too well.[/quote]
The most work-safe item returned in google was
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[quote name='Tiphireth']The most work-safe item returned in google was -removed for re-host-[/QUOTE]

I'd rock that on a trucker vest, next to an "OTIS" name-patch.

I saw a trucker vest, at Goodwill, that belonged to an Otis. I'd have bought it, but I think Otis was a little boy. (That shit was fucking small.)
 
[quote name='Brak']I'd rock that on a trucker vest, next to an "OTIS" name-patch.

I saw a trucker vest, at Goodwill, that belonged to an Otis. I'd have bought it, but I think Otis was a little boy. (That shit was fucking small.)[/quote]
What if he was a midget? HAY LITTLE PEOPLE HAVE FEELINGS TOO, YANNO. :(


Haha, he probably needed blocks on the pedals just to reach the gas and brake. :D
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']What if he was a midget? HAY LITTLE PEOPLE HAVE FEELINGS TOO, YANNO. :([/QUOTE]

BUT THEY HAVE NO SOULS!!!
 
[quote name='Brak']BUT THEY HAVE NO SOULS!!![/quote]
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:D

Jones is a little person. He was born with achondroplasia, a condition which results in profoundly short stature and, in Jones’s case, arthritic joints. Although he laughs easily and talks openly about his height, he wasn’t always comfortable with this aspect of his identity. According to Jones, some little people don’t acknowledge their condition and refuse to identify with other little people. “I was like that,” says Jones. “I call it being a closet dwarf.”


Today, Jones is no longer in the closet. In fact, he is the president of Little People of Ontario, a support network for Ontarians with dwarfism.

When asked about the appropriate terminology, Jones says that most people prefer to be called little people or dwarfs. According to Little People of America, the more widely-known designation “midget” is considered offensive. Jones, for instance, will not utter the term and instead, refers to it as “the m-word.”

THE M-WORD!@
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']
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:D

Jones is a little person. He was born with achondroplasia, a condition which results in profoundly short stature and, in Jones’s case, arthritic joints. Although he laughs easily and talks openly about his height, he wasn’t always comfortable with this aspect of his identity. According to Jones, some little people don’t acknowledge their condition and refuse to identify with other little people. “I was like that,” says Jones. “I call it being a closet dwarf.”


Today, Jones is no longer in the closet. In fact, he is the president of Little People of Ontario, a support network for Ontarians with dwarfism.

When asked about the appropriate terminology, Jones says that most people prefer to be called little people or dwarfs. According to Little People of America, the more widely-known designation “midget” is considered offensive. Jones, for instance, will not utter the term and instead, refers to it as “the m-word.”

THE M-WORD!@[/QUOTE]

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How can one be a closet dwarf? That's a little hard to hide, idn't it? :O

I've been watching a lot of "Little People, Big World" on TLC, lately. Not necessarily because I like it, but because I get paid to watch television at work (as there ain't dickelse to do... except masturbate at the urinal, with the lights off). My work television rounds are Discover Channel, TLC, A&E, History Channel and vh1.

In semi-related news, I like "Shalom in the Home". Pretty good show.
 
[quote name='Brak']How can one be a closet dwarf? That's a little hard to hide, idn't it? :O

I've been watching a lot of "Little People, Big World" on TLC, lately. Not necessarily because I like it, but because I get paid to watch television at work (as there ain't dickelse to do... except masturbate at the urinal, with the lights off). My work television rounds are Discover Channel, TLC, A&E, History Channel and vh1.

In semi-related news, I like "Shalom in the Home". Pretty good show.[/quote]

I need a tv in my cubicle for days like today. So bored!
 
[quote name='evilmregg']I need a tv in my cubicle for days like today. So bored![/quote]

I wish I could have one of those...

There's this gigundo plasma screen TV mounted on the wall in the communal area on the other side of my building, but that shizz only gets the "corporate" channel and CNN.
 
[quote name='Apossum']Now I've done it #-o

impulse responses to personals are dumb.[/quote]

This will provide a great story, I'm sure. You'd better share the details with us as they happen. :D

[quote name='beerguy961']What a waste of a plasma screen.[/QUOTE]

Hell yeah it is. I've been wanting to hijack it and relocate it to my living room wall... for business purposes of course. :D
 
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