So I'm sleeping over at this girl's house tonight.

[quote name='Dead of Knight']
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Yeah, well they already do other illegal things like smoking with a herpes-infested whore, so it must be okay to fuck them, right?[/quote] Wow thats gay, I always liked her.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Well he should be at his date now. Anyone want to make Bets on what he will do?[/quote] He taps it by midnight.
 
[quote name='Sleepkyng']they sure have, but they don't really know why, and it probably didn't feel very good. probably 2/3 of the girls I knew in highschool didn't come from sex until they were in college.

dangerous behavior (yes, sex is dangerous) does not reflect maturity.

there's this thing called science and it can help explain how the age group of 12-18 is a very volatile time for the development of a person - this can lead to a plethora of psychological and physical shifts, drastic or otherewise.[/quote]
Theres also this thing called alcohol which explains the crap that occurs in that age group in one word.
 
OP said he's not going to spend the night. I know whats going to happen.

He's going to drop her off at 11. She's going to say oh the weather is to bad for you to drive. She'll ask him come inside, if he has no booze in him he won't. He will stick to the high ground. And go home and furiously jack it to what could have been.


If he does have illegal booze (he's 19) in him, he will go inside. He will then bang her. statutory rape charges will follow in the next two days. i.e he'll be updating this OP late next week.
 
This shit reminds me of Ladytron's song Seventeen:

They only want you when you're seventeen
When you're twenty-one
You're not fun
They take a polaroid and let you go
Say they'll let you know
So come on
(*repeat 7 times*)

We only want you when you're seventeen
When you're twenty-one
You're not fun
 
i find it hilarious that he posted this shit... does he really need helpl? if so, i think he should stick to his right hand and paper towels...
 
[quote name='D4rkN1ght']i find it hilarious that he posted this shit... does he really need helpl? if so, i think he should stick to his right hand and paper towels...[/QUOTE]

I don't think he'll spend the night however, I don't have high hopes in humanity to began with. In theory we should find out in an hour or so.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Yes, the one jpod wants to bone but he's too old.[/QUOTE]

haha yup. I'm not THAT much older than her. I've got 13 months on her :p
 
[quote name='jPoD']haha yup. I'm not THAT much older than her. I've got 13 months on her :p[/QUOTE]

I know, I'm just busting your balls. ;) I saw your post and I'm like, "Yeah, he was thinking about Hayden Panettiere when he wrote that." :lol:

I also demand an update from the OP. If we don't hear from him by 1AM tonight I will assume the worst.
 
Wasnt really thinking about Hayden. Just in general. I mean my dad's got 10 years on my mom. The thing is we dont think about it as we get older.
 
I'm massively late to the party (been playing Tony Hawk Project 8 all damn day... literally all damn day)....

Anyway, did this chick get statutorily raped yet?
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Almost certainly.[/QUOTE]

Hrm.. looking back on it with some perspective profited from this delightful single malt I'm enjoying, perhaps "satutorily raped" is clumsy vernacular. I think I shall refer to it as "statutorily made love to."
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']This is a bad idea.[/QUOTE]

Ahhh. An early entry to Most Ironic Post of 2007.

Soon, slidecage will regale us all with posts worthy of Shakespeare's pen.

[quote name='Scobie']Hrm.. looking back on it with some perspective profited from this delightful single malt I'm enjoying, perhaps "satutorily raped" is clumsy vernacular. I think I shall refer to it as "statutorily made love to."[/QUOTE]

Or maybe "most underwhelming 3 minutes of her life."
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Oh please, we all know that's not what you're really thinking.[/QUOTE] I didn't say that because of the legal issues, but rather the "I've only gone out with her once" part. Not that the whole statutory thing isn't worth considering. :lol:
 
[quote name='Strell']Or maybe "most underwhelming 3 minutes of her life."[/QUOTE]

Awww yeah! Can I get an "indubitably," my ninja?
 
Just read through the thread.

1. 16 year old girls don't drink coffee. And how is the weather so bad that you can't head home, but you can go out for coffee? ;)

2. Her parents are...where? Who lets their daughter have an older guy stay the night?!

3. If you are going to illegally have relations with an underage girl, don't post a huge thread on the Internet! One person shows this to the girls' parents and he's fucked. (The other fucked.)
 
[quote name='Rig']Just read through the thread.

1. 16 year old girls don't drink coffee. And how is the weather so bad that you can't head home, but you can go out for coffee? ;)
[/quote]


EXACTLY what i was thinking man. I was sitting there thinking to myself....i am 22 and i cant stand coffee.
 
[quote name='Rig']Just read through the thread.

1. 16 year old girls don't drink coffee. And how is the weather so bad that you can't head home, but you can go out for coffee? ;)

2. Her parents are...where? Who lets their daughter have an older guy stay the night?!

3. If you are going to illegally have relations with an underage girl, don't post a huge thread on the Internet! One person shows this to the girls' parents and he's fucked. (The other fucked.)[/QUOTE]

:applause::applause::applause:

This sums up everything that needed to be said. Now all we need is an update from the OP.

Seriously though, I'm a 19 year old girl and I STILL don't drink coffee.
 
[quote name='Mr. Anderson']You folks who don't think 16 year-old girls drink coffee..... need to wake up. :lol:[/QUOTE]

So you're telling me your "fiancee" :roll: drinks coffee?
 
16 year old girls don't drink coffee, they drink the super-sweet espresso type drinks that Starbucks, Caribou Coffee, and Dunn Brothers serves.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Seriously though, I'm a 19 year old girl and I STILL don't drink coffee.[/QUOTE] Okay, technically they don't drink "coffee". They drink iced caramel macchiatos. :lol:
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']so we are talking about coffee now huh?[/quote]


Well they have to drink something tommorrow morning right? ;)
 
If he lives in the northern part of the midwest, we've been hit pretty badly by weather since the early afternoon. Depending upon where he is actually located and if bad weather really was a factor in what was going down tonight, he's over there. And if he's over there, I trust teenage hormones about as far as I can throw a 16 wheeler.
 
man, this breezy is crazy.. you've only been out with her once? then i call bullshit on "this is not an invitation for sex," or this is at least an invitation from some dry humping.

if nothing is supposed to go down, and i guess you guys are only gonna be talking, then why not just do that shit on the phone where you're not in danger of getting arrested? or why not just stay up late and then go home when you're sleepy?

oh wait.. are you guys gonna be spooning or something while you talk to each other? weak.
 
[quote name='Strell']Soon, slidecage will regale us all with posts worthy of Shakespeare's pen.[/quote]

Not that I've killed a slidecage thread dead in its track before.... like I did yesterday. :D

Now an VajinaGordina thread on the other hand.... not even the combined powers of Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, and Ronald Regan can stop those.
 
[quote name='botticus']At 1am? He sure-as-shootin' better be farther along than that.[/QUOTE]

Yeah... maybe I'm just being optimistic. I guess I'm getting old.
 
[quote name='Rig']
1. 16 year old girls don't drink coffee.[/quote] There is this place called Starbucks and it just so happens that teenage girls have an obbsession with it. (no seriously)
 
[quote name='nharmon91']There is this place called Starbucks and it just so happens that teenage girls have an obbsession with it. (no seriously)[/quote]

Everyone is taking that part so seriously. :)

And fruity mochaccinos aren't coffee. :razz:
 
I hope he's pushed in, all the way to his taint and he's glazin' her ovaries with his baby batter.


But he's prolly just cryin in his car.
 
[quote name='PawnTakesKing']Is it too late to nominate this for "Thread of the Year" in the Cheapy awards?[/QUOTE]
Too early. We shall surely forget by the new year.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']I hope he's pushed in, all the way to his taint and he's glazin' her ovaries with his baby batter.
[/QUOTE]

I don't know how long or how many acronym-checks the above sentence took, but it's the greatest line I've read on the internet for the month of February 2007.
 
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