I'm 22 today.
My roommates made me birthday cookies, my girlfriend was being kinky and cute, so it started off good, then i went to work at 10.
They had me do some pretty arduous labor, then more paperwork. More errands to run in the rain. Just before it was time for me to leave my boss asks me to step in, i think this is it, she made me blondies (vanilla brownies) like i asked for...
She's at her desk with an evaluation about me, (a review if you will) that is very untrue and negative. I correct her about the work i've been doing for the past 3 weeks and that's it. I'm slightly relieved that I got a better evaluation, but isn't this the same tactic that the police use when they pull you over and you're relieved about getting a $50 fine because you may have been facing jail time for... nothing.
they totally forgot about my birthday. i've been there for 3 months now so i find that kind of inexcusable.
Please post some hilarious suggestions. Pictures of Milton from Office Space or Strell will do.
My roommates made me birthday cookies, my girlfriend was being kinky and cute, so it started off good, then i went to work at 10.
They had me do some pretty arduous labor, then more paperwork. More errands to run in the rain. Just before it was time for me to leave my boss asks me to step in, i think this is it, she made me blondies (vanilla brownies) like i asked for...
She's at her desk with an evaluation about me, (a review if you will) that is very untrue and negative. I correct her about the work i've been doing for the past 3 weeks and that's it. I'm slightly relieved that I got a better evaluation, but isn't this the same tactic that the police use when they pull you over and you're relieved about getting a $50 fine because you may have been facing jail time for... nothing.
they totally forgot about my birthday. i've been there for 3 months now so i find that kind of inexcusable.
Please post some hilarious suggestions. Pictures of Milton from Office Space or Strell will do.