[quote name='PlumeNoir']Depends on what it is stocked with, JJSP.
As far as movie annoyances, my personal "favorite" is the large black woman who seems to think that the actors can hear her. I swear, it is the same woman because she always sits in the front right of the theatre and she follows me, because I have experienced her "script enhancements" in multiple theatres.
I mentioned that she's black because, I swear to God, she is worse than any "sista" stereotype you see on TV and such. Pixie and I have been treated to every "Don't go in there, girl!" "Hmmm-mmm, you show him girlfriend," and "Why you be doing that?" line imaginable, followed by the chorus of "Shhhhhh's" from everyone else, which leads to her mumbling retort where she defends herself and trails off, "Well, I paid for the ticket and if I wanna say..." Silence reigns for a short while, until she forgets herself and starts yelling back at the movie.[/quote]
You know, I never experienced this stereotype at the movies before...until I went to the movies with one of my friends. I was so embarrassed. I kept repeating "STFU" in my head over and over again. I never went to a horror movie with her again.
I also hate eating out with her because 1) we normally go to chain restaurants here, which aren't that expensive and she's always trying to bargain like Chris Rock on In Living Color... "Can I give you $1 for a chicken wing" type of shit. 2) She applauds when they bring the food to the table. WTF.