The ChrOTTicles of MorbidAngel4Life's Love Life.

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[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Spice it up with Mrs. Dash![/QUOTE]

I prefer A1 Bold & Spicy for my carnivorous consumption

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[quote name='Moxio']Jeez this OTT is dead! Let's spice it up, negros![/QUOTE]
Wait, there's more here than just me?

Come on people, represent!
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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']You gonna share that link with us, ZL? :lol:


Unless those "two ladieees" are your mom and your grandma I fail to see the problem. :lol:[/QUOTE]


Mehh, you've seen one live journal, you've seen 'em all.

"Oh I hate my life" "Oh why is life so tough" "Oh I hate everyone" blah blah blah
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Mehh, you've seen one live journal, you've seen 'em all.

"Oh I hate my life" "Oh why is life so tough" "Oh I hate everyone" blah blah blah[/QUOTE]

Then you haven't seen my LJ, where it's either posts that let anyone who reads it know I'm alive, some random tests I find online, and of course, the best rant ever, where I complained about the fact that Nemesis in RE:Apoc looked too much like the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man. ;)
 
[quote name='karsh']Then you haven't seen my LJ, where it's either posts that let anyone who reads it know I'm alive, some random tests I find online, and of course, the best rant ever, where I complained about the fact that Nemesis in RE:Apoc looked too much like the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man. ;)[/QUOTE]


But still, you were complaining about something.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']I can think of one instance of one of those titles, though can't think of any others.

Self-proclaimed is just one step from delusional, anyway.[/QUOTE]


Hey now, I may be one step away from a lot of things, but I am smack-dab in the middle of dilusional. :lol:
 
I had my PSP stolen. From my unlocked car. In the arm rest. In suburbia. After 1 a.m. on a Monday morning. Im slightly pissed right now.

Lock the car, you say? I normally do. I just remember brushing it off when i remmebered too. Good thinking...argh
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']I had my PSP stolen. From my unlocked car. In the arm rest. In suburbia. After 1 a.m. on a Monday morning. Im slightly pissed right now.

Lock the car, you say? I normally do. I just remember brushing it off when i remmebered too. Good thinking...argh[/QUOTE]


Hmm, which would be worse though, a bum sleeping in your car overnight or your PSP stolen? Maybe you got off easy?
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']I had my PSP stolen. From my unlocked car. In the arm rest. In suburbia. After 1 a.m. on a Monday morning. Im slightly pissed right now.

Lock the car, you say? I normally do. I just remember brushing it off when i remmebered too. Good thinking...argh[/QUOTE]

Wow, I'm sorry to hear that.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Hmm, which would be worse though, a bum sleeping in your car overnight or your PSP stolen? Maybe you got off easy?[/QUOTE]

I wouldnt mind the bum..the pee smell would probably make the White Castle smell go away.
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']I had my PSP stolen. From my unlocked car. In the arm rest. In suburbia. After 1 a.m. on a Monday morning. Im slightly pissed right now.

Lock the car, you say? I normally do. I just remember brushing it off when i remmebered too. Good thinking...argh[/QUOTE]

Damn man, that sucks. Although I have one question. Why was your PSP in your car and not snuggled tightly in your arms as you rocked it to sleep for the night?
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']I wouldnt mind the bum..the pee smell would probably make the White Castle smell go away.[/QUOTE]


Ahh good point that White Castle is a bugger of a smell to try to get rid of.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Damn man, that sucks. Although I have one question. Why was your PSP in your car and not snuggled tightly in your arms as you rocked it to sleep for the night?[/QUOTE]


Personally I'm thinking of having a kangaroo-like pouch created via plastic surgery to carry my PSP.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Personally I'm thinking of having a kangaroo-like pouch created via plastic surgery to carry my PSP.[/QUOTE]

If only I weren't so adverse to pain
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Damn man, that sucks. Although I have one question. Why was your PSP in your car and not snuggled tightly in your arms as you rocked it to sleep for the night?[/QUOTE]

I had picked up my girlfriend from work. While i was waiting for her i was my Cowboy Bebop UMD, when she got in the car, i put the psp back in the arm rest (perfectly fits a PSP and DS) and went home. It being around 1, 1:30 at night a mixture of sleep and comfort i apparently forgot to lock the car. When i got up in the morning, i went looking for my PSP, and it was gone.

As for the not clucthing it while sleeping thing, i technically hate my PSP. The lack of legal fun i have with that machine is staggaring. Emulators and Imports actually made me keep that system...to be more specific, to buy a 2nd PSP after ebaying my first one.

Argh.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Hey now, I may be one step away from a lot of things, but I am smack-dab in the middle of dilusional. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I call 'em as I see 'em. :D

[quote name='SpottedNigel']I had picked up my girlfriend from work. While i was waiting for her i was my Cowboy Bebop UMD, when she got in the car, i put the psp back in the arm rest (perfectly fits a PSP and DS) and went home. It being around 1, 1:30 at night a mixture of sleep and comfort i apparently forgot to lock the car. When i got up in the morning, i went looking for my PSP, and it was gone.

As for the not clucthing it while sleeping thing, i technically hate my PSP. The lack of legal fun i have with that machine is staggaring. Emulators and Imports actually made me keep that system...to be more specific, to buy a 2nd PSP after ebaying my first one.

Argh.[/QUOTE]

Wow. That does suck indeed. :shock: Anyone know you put it in there, or do you think it's random chance they picked your car since it was unlocked?
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Wow. That does suck indeed. :shock: Anyone know you put it in there, or do you think it's random chance they picked your car since it was unlocked?[/QUOTE]

What would have been really funny (I mean bad) is if they had smashed the window before checking the door. :lol:
 
Hahahahaha...Showed those Alliance fuckers good this time. A bunch of level 60 Hoarde guys invited me in their group and we were raiding the Alliance town. Got 14 honorable kills and I think we almost killed their gryphon master (the only means of transportation between towns besides walking) before I had to leave. Now that's what I call fun.

And that does suck Nigel. :cry:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']You gonna share that link with us, ZL? :lol:

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As tempting as it is, I'll refrain, no one deserves that ;) Maybe I'll post a quote or two though!
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']What would have been really funny (I mean bad) is if they had smashed the window before checking the door. :lol:[/QUOTE]
The guys that stole my roommate's car tore out the ignition when they could have just stuck any key in there and started it up. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']What would have been really funny (I mean bad) is if they had smashed the window before checking the door. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Wouldn't be the first time it happened, I'm sure.

Thankfully, I've only had my car broken into once, and they didn't steal anything from it. I guess my alarm scared them off. Though, one would think that the blinking red light on the dash might've clued them in that there was an alarm. :roll:

[quote name='FriskyTanuki']The guys that stole my roommate's car tore out the ignition when they could have just stuck any key in there and started it up. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Next time, post a sign with that on the dash. :D
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Ahh good point that White Castle is a bugger of a smell to try to get rid of.[/QUOTE]

Which is why White Castle had had the particularly brillant promotion a few years back where they actually gave away air fresheners with a sack of 10. :lol:
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Next time, post a sign with that on the dash. :D[/QUOTE]
I'll be sure to keep a handy nootebook full of helpful hints to stealing my car more efficiently than just "breaking shit until it drives" in my glove compartment.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']I'll be sure to keep a handy nootebook full of helpful hints to stealing my car more efficiently than just "breaking shit until it drives" in my glove compartment.[/QUOTE]

I'll appreciate it for the next time. ;)
 
Poor PSP-less Nigel. :(

On a happier note, I've decided that intelligent design is my kind of theory...provided, of course, that the designer in question is the King of All Cosmos.

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If he was the one that created our world, then it all makes sense now. Of course, it's not like Katamari makes much sense in the first place...but with the sheer amount of drugs involved in the game's creation, it's the closest theory yet. ;)
 
Someone broke into my sisters car and left a couple of blank cds. Another time my grandmother's car was broken into and the guy left her a letter telling her how much of a piece of shite it was, and how he can't believe he had wasted his time, (the friggin ceiling had half the apolstry missing, not to mention the steering wheel fell off when you'd pull the slightest b it forward.)
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Poor PSP-less Nigel. :(

On a happier note, I've decided that intelligent design is my kind of theory...provided, of course, that the designer in question is the King of All Cosmos.

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If he was the one that created our world, then it all makes sense now. Of course, it's not like Katamari makes much sense in the first place...but with the sheer amount of drugs involved in the game's creation, it's the closest theory yet. ;)[/QUOTE]
Definitely not him, he'd have us as big as he is so his console big enough for him to play with.
 
My friend's sister's honda accord is always getting broken into. They always take her CD's and one time they took a case of water bottles from costco.
 
hopefully one of you finds this half as amusing as I did:

lets see, what else can i possibly rant about. there are lots of new fuckers at work. the 2 girls are cool, one is from arizona, is 18 and engaged to her bf of a whole 4 months... the other is like 4 feet tall little 19 year old.. the guys... fucking weird fuckers man. one is some punk little 19 year old fuck and the other is the most annoying and outright strange person i have honestly ever met in my life. new ppl suck cuz theyre so slow and it drives me nuts cuz i can just do it so much faster and better but i cant cuz they have to learn. i know how it is to be new but uuugh it fucking sucks now that ive been there foooorever. yeah. that place really fucking sucks.
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[quote name='Zenithian Legend']hopefully one of you finds this half as amusing as I did:[/QUOTE]

i did, since i'm currently at work getting calls from crazy fuckers.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']White Stripes tonight. :cool:

Also I'm currently re-fighting the urge to cut all my hair off.[/QUOTE]


I recently cut my hair, and I must admit it's a lot easier to have than long hair.

First, when I have long hair, I have to shampoo almost every day. With short hair, I just shampoo some times per week.

Next, it's a lot less time to manage. Just run a comb through and I'm done.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Also I'm currently re-fighting the urge to cut all my hair off.[/QUOTE]

As am I. I'm also considering taking my beard (which right now is at about a 4) down to a 2 or 1.

EDIT: And the look on Tycho's face in the third panel almost made me shoot water out of my nose when I first saw it yesterday.
 
[quote name='Moxio']I
First, when I have long hair, I have to shampoo almost every day. With short hair, I just shampoo some times per week.
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:lol: Ain't it the truth though, I had hair down past my shoulders... geez about 3 years ago now, then I cut it much shorter, and then I just started shaving my head, that requires the least shampoo. I swear I've had the same bottle for almost a year now.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']White Stripes tonight. :cool:

Also I'm currently re-fighting the urge to cut all my hair off.[/QUOTE]

Wuss. Do it or stop whining about it. :lol:

[quote name='Moxio']I recently cut my hair, and I must admit it's a lot easier to have than long hair.

First, when I have long hair, I have to shampoo almost every day. With short hair, I just shampoo some times per week.

Next, it's a lot less time to manage. Just run a comb through and I'm done.[/QUOTE]

From how much to how much? My monthly trip to get my hair cut gets it all knocked down to a 2. No muss, no fuss, no mess. Nice and easy to deal with.

[quote name='Ledhed']As am I. I'm also considering taking my beard (which right now is at about a 4) down to a 2 or 1.

EDIT: And the look on Tycho's face in the third panel almost made me shoot water out of my nose when I first saw it yesterday.[/QUOTE]

Cut down the Jeebus beard? Say it isn't so? :shock:

Yeah, that look on Tycho's face is a bit weird, even for him. :whistle2:s

[quote name='Zenithian Legend']:lol: Ain't it the truth though, I had hair down past my shoulders... geez about 3 years ago now, then I cut it much shorter, and then I just started shaving my head, that requires the least shampoo. I swear I've had the same bottle for almost a year now.[/QUOTE]

Damn long haired hippies. :roll:

I won't go down to shaving my head ATM, I'll wait until nature does its worst, and then I'll beat her to the punch and do it. :D
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Cut down the Jeebus beard? Say it isn't so? :shock:[/QUOTE]

It's already a shadow of it's former self (which was, like, a 12 :lol: ), so it wouldn't be that far a stretch.
 
[quote name='Ledhed']It's already a shadow of it's former self (which was, like, a 12 :lol: ), so it wouldn't be that far a stretch.[/QUOTE]

Holy shit. :shock: That's down a tad, yes.

Were the last pics you posted of yourself with the 12-sized beard? If so, damn, that's certainly down to something.

Problem is, if you removed it entirely, I'm sure they'd card you for M & AO-rated games. :rofl: Plus R-rated movies.
 
[quote name='Moxio']I recently cut my hair, and I must admit it's a lot easier to have than long hair.

First, when I have long hair, I have to shampoo almost every day. With short hair, I just shampoo some times per week.

Next, it's a lot less time to manage. Just run a comb through and I'm done.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I got my hair cut in May after about a whole year of no cuts and I hated having to pick hairs off of my hands when I washed my hair and all of the maintenance that's needed. I love my hair when it's short.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Were the last pics you posted of yourself with the 12-sized beard? If so, damn, that's certainly down to something.[/QUOTE]

The last pics I remember posting of myself were from the LAN 'Kado and I went to that I posted in the clan forum. If those are what you're thinking of, yes that was the '12' beard. Since then, I've taken down the length (considerably), and connected the chops to my actual beard.
 
[quote name='Ledhed']The last pics I remember posting of myself were from the LAN 'Kado and I went to that I posted in the clan forum. If those are what you're thinking of, yes that was the '12' beard. Since then, I've taken down the length (considerably), and connected the chops to my actual beard.[/QUOTE]

That's what we call a change, yes. Damn hair handle from ear to ear. :rofl:
 
[quote name='Ledhed']The last pics I remember posting of myself were from the LAN 'Kado and I went to that I posted in the clan forum. If those are what you're thinking of, yes that was the '12' beard. Since then, I've taken down the length (considerably), and connected the chops to my actual beard.[/QUOTE]
I'm gonna refrain from posting anything negative after reading that. I figure I can make fun of you on Live or Aim if I feel the need.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']I need to regrow my hair out. I hate having shorter hair.

Now, if I could only get to Led's level of beard-awesomeness....[/QUOTE]

All depends on the patience to let it grow.
 
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