The Death of Chinese Food OTT

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wow, Lady Tigra from L'Trimm is releasing a solo album after a 16 years and its currently up on OiNK. I can't wait to check this out (and hell, atleast the song with MC Lyte should be good)
 
I want that nigga Trent Lane from Daria as an avatar now but I can't find any good pictures of him. :/

I started watching that stupid show again last night before I went to bed. I really liked that show back in the day. :/
 
[quote name='TFN']What the fuck is testicle powder?[/QUOTE]
Haven't you ever seen that shit sprinkled on the lip of the urinal?

Some men manufacture that stuff.
 
wow, if They Stole My Radio doesn't get any air play, its a fucking shame. Sure, the sound is a bit dated if you are not into oldschool, but man is it a great track
 
-giggle-

[quote name='Brak']Haven't you ever seen that shit sprinkled on the lip of the urinal?

Some men manufacture that stuff.[/quote]

I don't get that close to the urinal man, sorry.

Why are you THAT close to see testicle powder? snorting coke?
 
Back in college one of my roomates would use my soap and pissed me off to no end. I dont even get why he'd wanna do it. I know by nature its a bar of soap and therfore inherently clean, but its an object that touches my balls and ass. Why would he want to rub that all over himself? Well anyway .. he claimed he wouldnt use it anymore but I couldnt trust him so I'd put my soap in a plastic soap holder and put it in my room when I got out of the shower.


On an unrelated note .. Halo: The Forerunner Chronicles has been anounced.
 
Not sure if I'm going to pull for the Rockies in the WS or not. I'm leaning towards not watching.

I'll probably check in on Game 1 late and if it's close tape the end. That might suck me in.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Back in college one of my roomates would use my soap and pissed me off to no end. I dont even get why he'd wanna do it. I know by nature its a bar of soap and therfore inherently clean, but its an object that touches my balls and ass. Why would he want to rub that all over himself?[/quote]

thats why I use a body wash type soap whenever me and my friends hit the road
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Back in college one of my roomates would use my soap and pissed me off to no end. I dont even get why he'd wanna do it. I know by nature its a bar of soap and therfore inherently clean, but its an object that touches my balls and ass. Why would he want to rub that all over himself? Well anyway .. he claimed he wouldnt use it anymore but I couldnt trust him so I'd put my soap in a plastic soap holder and put it in my room when I got out of the shower.[/QUOTE]

I've thought about the soap holder, but we'll see if I can just get him out of the house.
 
I just think its nasty he'd even use the bar itself to wash himself with.

Lathering up the soap in your hands and then washing yourself is what I thought everyone did. :/
 
[quote name='TFN']I just think its nasty he'd even use the bar itself to wash himself with.

Lathering up the soap in your hands and then washing yourself is what I thought everyone did. :/[/quote]

its a white person thing, we don't use wash cloths
 
[quote name='fart_bubble']its a white person thing, we don't use wash cloths[/QUOTE]

That's pretty much the Chappelle bit I referenced earlier.
 
damn, I was told to wait a few more days from playasia.com before they would send out a replacement......its never taken more than 2 weeks before to get a package :cry:
 
This is ridiculous. I'm doing some work for a client who is making a series of childrens' CDs, and is working with a company to set up distribution. I have to listen to all of them to decide some of the terms, so I'm playing ridiculous Barney/Wiggles-type stuff in my office. Feel like a purple dinosaur will be walking around the corner any minute.
 
I took my Xbox 360 "coffin" to UPS, and the guy at the desk said, "'Nother Xbox, eh?"

I lol'd.
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']Cripes, I hope I didn't give that person the wrong fax number.[/quote]As long as it's not a phone-sex line, I think you should be OK.
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']Cripes, I hope I didn't give that person the wrong fax number.[/quote]
Is there anything you don't completely fuck up?

:D :D
 
fuckdammit!

Eastern Promises has left my local cinema!

It was only there for a week!

:bomb:
 
[quote name='TFN']Is there anything you don't completely fuck up?

:D :D[/QUOTE]

Nope!

[quote name='shrike4242']As long as it's not a phone-sex line, I think you should be OK.[/QUOTE]

Haha, I got it right as I see the 12 or so pages comin' through.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']My girlfriends parents made some of those the other day and wanted me to try one. I told them I don't like seafood, but they insisted, so I took a bite of one. It was one of the more disgusting things I've had in a while and the taste lingered in my mouth for a while, even after eating other stuff.

To recap, fuck crab rangoons.[/QUOTE]

HA HA HA. There's no seafood in Crab Rangoon....
 
If you want to FAX or make copies of the back side of whatever you got, I'm your man. I always seem to fuck that up on the first go.
 
All these advice threads are for things people are lacking. I should just make one about how I need help toning something down like, "I am too awesome. How do I become less awesome like you?", or "My wang is too big, what can I do to make other men not feel bad about themselves?"
 
I can't believe I used to hang out with this guy.... well not hang out, but have him as an aquaintance.

Anyone wanna have sex?! Body: HAHAHahahahah j/k dude!!!

Nah but for reals, WHO THE fuck WENT TO THE MOTHERfuckING KORN CONCERT?!!

IT WAS THE MOTHERfuckING SHIT NIGGER!!!

Pinche Korn cojieron a TODOS A LA CHINGADA the show was fucking KILLER man!!!

I swear I fucking cummed in my pants when I saw Vinnie Paul and Jonathan Davis man!!!

I wanted both of them to fucking doubleteam my fucking ass and just RAPE THE fuck outta my ass!!!!!...

but then again...

...ITS NOT RAPE IF I LIKE IT, HAOHAOHahahahahah!!!!

Think I need to delete him off my friends list.
 
[quote name='crystalklear64']All these advice threads are for things people are lacking. I should just make one about how I need help toning something down like, "I am too awesome. How do I become less awesome like you?", or "My wang is too big, what can I do to make other men not feel bad about themselves?"[/QUOTE]
I nominate one of those for the next OTT.
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']Haha, I got it right as I see the 12 or so pages comin' through.[/quote]Well, damn, there goes my morning entertainment.

[quote name='wubb']If you want to FAX or make copies of the back side of whatever you got, I'm your man. I always seem to fuck that up on the first go.[/quote]I'll remember that for any time I need you to send me a fax. :D
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']:lol:

Jerk.

Also, I feel like I need to buy some CDs.[/quote]Yeah, you know you like it. :lol:

You, buy CD's? :shock: I can't believe that. Completely impossible. ;)
 
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PREMATURE OTT WILL NOT BE PREMATURE. GOOD NIGHT!
 
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