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Remind me.... next time I buy a fucking MVI edition of an album to see if it actually comes with the damn CD. Because it certainly does NOT for "Snakes And Arrows" by Rush.
 
Morning OTT.

Remeber the back of the Survival Guide book? Where it told of reported stories of zombies throughout history? Is it like that? If so, i'm sold. I loved that part of the book.
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Couldnt tell ya. I havent read the zombie survival guide. But I do know its written by the same author. Its basically various people's encounters with the zombies but in a natural progression to tell a story (ie outbreak, reaction, containment, etc)
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']I know that fb also puts mine to shame, seeing as how he was making a 10,000 song playlist a while back.
I think woohoo and Sneaky beat me too, but I'm not too sure about them.[/QUOTE]

Yep, 16,285 songs at 77.26GB. :lol:
 
I ate all day yesturday and now I need to make a big poop. Unfortunately, I have to go to work now... I hope I don't shit myself in my truck.
 
Wasn't planning on picking up any games going into this weekend but I ended up getting both Zelda: Phantom Hourglass ($30 at Costco) and Drawn to Life ($20 at BB) on Sunday.

Pretty sure I'm going to return the copy of Battles of Prince of Persia I picked up for $10 at Target a few days ago since I won't be playing it over Zelda and I can do better than $10 for that game off eBay without much trouble.

I figured $5 off Zelda is about as good a deal I'm going to see and that gets me the game early enough that the registration code is still good.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Ewww.[/QUOTE]

I know.

There are two problems with this:
1. I've confronted him about this before.
2. I'm trying not to let myself get too worked up about stuff because I feel like I've been way too stressed out lately. This isn't helping.
 
You share a shower with your roommate? Get a dog kit and carry all your stuff in and out with you. Either that or switch to liquid soap.

Yuck that is gross.
 
[quote name='wubb']You share a shower with your roommate? Get a dog kit and carry all your stuff in and out with you. Either that or switch to liquid soap.

Yuck that is gross.[/QUOTE]

Shouldn't have to come to either of those measures.

[quote name='corrosivefrost']liquid soap for the win.[/QUOTE]

Funny thing is that he uses that...until it ran out and he used my bar.
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']
Funny thing is that he uses that...until it ran out and he used my bar.[/quote]

see, if you had liquid soap, he'd have just used a bit of yours, no harm, no pubes. ;)
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']Shouldn't have to come to either of those measures.
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No doubt, but if he's getting his hairs on the bar he's most likely just rubbing the raw bar on himself. (Queue Dave Chappelle stand up) Just doing that at all is bad, doing it again after being asked not to do it is crazy. I wouldn't trust my bar of soap in there with him again.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']:cry:

Remind me.... next time I buy a fucking MVI edition of an album to see if it actually comes with the damn CD. Because it certainly does NOT for "Snakes And Arrows" by Rush.[/quote]

And that's what you get for listening to Rush. ;)
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Classic.[/QUOTE]

I love the comment that says, "You can't spell Bob Dylan without ODB."
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']see, if you had liquid soap, he'd have just used a bit of yours, no harm, no pubes. ;)[/QUOTE]

Still the harm that he shouldn't be using my things.

But I agree.

[quote name='TFN']You needa bitchslap that motherfucker, on the real.. wahoo.[/QUOTE]

I'm waiting until tonight/tomorrow to see if it happens again because there is a tiny chance that the hair was mine, even though I know it wasn't. If I see it again, looks like I'll have to let 'em have it.

[quote name='wubb']No doubt, but if he's getting his hairs on the bar he's most likely just rubbing the raw bar on himself. (Queue Dave Chappelle stand up) Just doing that at all is bad, doing it again after being asked not to do it is crazy. I wouldn't trust my bar of soap in there with him again.[/QUOTE]

Yeah...I know. :puke:
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']



I'm waiting until tonight/tomorrow to see if it happens again because there is a tiny chance that the hair was mine, even though I know it wasn't. If I see it again, looks like I'll have to let 'em have it.

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I mean, forreal.

Who the fuck is THAT lazy, they can't just tilt the soap bar under the showerhead and get that pube off so it ATLEAST looks like he ain't washin' with your shit? I suggest you buy a hockey stick and smack him in his mouth when hes sleeping. :D

Or you could beat him to death with a sandbag while hes sleeping.
 
Ask yourself this question, wahoo:

Does he use my razor?

His blood mingles in your shaving nicks, playa.

Ehh... But you wanted to fight me on Xbox Live, so...
 
We couldve taken him down, Brak.

He said I even sound like a bitch, when clearly he was just jealous he can't have as sexy a voice as mine.
 
He said I sounded like an asshole.

I took that as a compliment.
 
[quote name='Brak']Ask yourself this question, wahoo:

Does he use my razor?

His blood mingles in your shaving nicks, playa.

Ehh... But you wanted to fight me on Xbox Live, so...[/QUOTE]

That's a definite no.

And shutup. :lol:

[quote name='wubb']Also get a new roommate.[/QUOTE]

Workin' on mustering up the courage to kick 'em out.

[quote name='TFN']I mean, forreal.

Who the fuck is THAT lazy, they can't just tilt the soap bar under the showerhead and get that pube off so it ATLEAST looks like he ain't washin' with your shit? I suggest you buy a hockey stick and smack him in his mouth when hes sleeping. :D

Or you could beat him to death with a sandbag while hes sleeping.[/QUOTE]

Who's that lazy? He is, obviously. Hockey stick idea is awful, yet hilarious. Same goes for the sandbag.

I can't wait for the day that I stop bitching in here about this.
 
You can talk all the shit you want wahoo, but at the end of the day... my friend isn't washing his balls and asshole w/ my bar of soap. ;)
 
I can't believe I'm going to be living by myself.

It's a dweam come chwoo.
 
[quote name='TFN']You can talk all the shit you want wahoo, but at the end of the day... my friend isn't washing his balls and asshole w/ my bar of soap. ;)[/QUOTE]

:rofl:/:puke:

You guys are relentless.
 
If you hold a bar of soap at a 70 degree angle, under the shower head, the water will push the hair clean off the soap.

... the testicle powder / anal gland juice, on the other hand...
 
[quote name='Brak']Why do you say that? :shock:[/quote]

You're already weird enough as it is.

Imagine no containment, no parents to tell you ''BRAK, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE OVEN, ITS ON YA KNOW!" or "BRAK, OPEN THE GARAGE DOOR BEFORE YOU BACK OUT, IDIOT!"..

...Its all downhill from now man. You're going to start doing a recreational drug like meth.
 
Shut yer asses. :|

I don't do drugs, I don't smoke cigarettes, I don't drink (extremely rarely) and I don't play scratch tickets.

I defy the laws of Michigan.
 
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