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[quote name='Liquid 2']Not really; she just has a really muscular back 'cause she's a pole vaulter.[/quote]

So how do you explain the arms and sideburns?


Never date a chick who can kick your ass. You don't wanna be that dude on Cops.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']I gotta say I'm guilty of that every now and then. I'll open the pm when I'm busy and I'll just forget about it.[/QUOTE]
For a week though? You'd think with a stacked tradelist you'd want to move that shit ASAP and be on top of a prospective sale. A few days, sure, not everybody lives on CAG daily, but once you pass that week mark, I think it's a bad reflection
 
[quote name='Chika']hey Texas OTTers, is this accurate?[/QUOTE]Outside of #2 and #9, nope.

[quote name='Temporaryscars']So how do you explain the arms and sideburns?


Never date a chick who can kick your ass. You don't wanna be that dude on Cops.[/QUOTE]:lol:
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']For a week though? You'd think with a stacked tradelist you'd want to move that shit ASAP and be on top of a prospective sale. A few days, sure, not everybody lives on CAG daily, but once you pass that week mark, I think it's a bad reflection[/quote]

I cant stand that shit either mang.

What guides are you looking for?
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Pretty much, although number 12 is a lie. Chili has beans in it and don't let anyone say otherwise.[/QUOTE]
It must be weird livin' out in the middle of nowhere with the hicks.

[quote name='Chika']then again, you're not a redneck.[/QUOTE]True. I'm almost afraid to see what East Texas is like, from what I've heard. :lol:
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Pretty much, although number 12 is a lie. Chili has beans in it and don't let anyone say otherwise.[/quote]

even i know that chili does not have beans in it :roll: (unless it's vegetarian chili and does not have meat in it).

i dunno what you've been smoking but you can't be in a chili cook-off if you put beans in your chili. that's common knowledge.
 
[quote name='Rocko']Then it's a redneck list, not a Texas list.[/quote]

you forget, the overwhelming majority of texas = rednecks
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Hey Temporary .. you need this:

http://www.amazon.com/World-War-Z-History-Zombie/dp/0307346609/ref=pd_bbs_2/002-7356456-9545631?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1193013925&sr=8-2

Its great.[/quote]


Yessssssssssssssssss! I know! I want it really bad. I'm putting in on my xmas list though, since moving in to a new apartment while still paying rent on another apartment can be expensive.


What is it about exactly? I know it's about zombies, but how is the book written? First person view? Third?

[quote name='Chika']you forget, the overwhelming majority of texas = rednecks[/quote]


Typical NYer. ;)
 
[quote name='Chika']you forget, the overwhelming majority of texas = rednecks[/quote]

But a Texan denied your whole list. So it isn't true.

And "He's not a redneck" as a defense means that it's a redneck list, and not a Texas list.
 
I used to know the name of the pole vaulter chick cause she was posted about on another website I go to. I can't remember it for the life of me. I definitely remember she's in high school and she's one of the best pole vaulters in the country.
 
I'm glad the south is not flooded w/ rednecks.

Usually the rednecks get beat up by the thugs for something stupid the rednecks say.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']It must be weird livin' out in the middle of nowhere with the hicks.[/quote]

Austin is only a partial Texas experiance. To truly experiance come stay at my house for a week and you will get a true hick experiance. I can't wait until I am 18.
 
I don't think I've had chili without beans in it before...:whistle2:k

Also: I do say y'all. Does that make me a sorta redneck?


[quote name='darthbudge']Austin is only a partial Texas experiance. To truly experiance come stay at my house for a week and you will get a true hick experiance. I can't wait until I am 18.[/QUOTE]Austin is the only "Texas experience" worth having, from what I've heard/seen. :lol:
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']I don't think I've had chili without beans in it before...:whistle2:k

Also: I do say y'all. Does that make me a sorta redneck?[/quote]
Y'all I consider Texan and not redneck.

EDIT: Yes you are correct, Austin is the best "Texas Experience". However "Redneck Experience" Is something different.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']Despite the fact that all you turds are from Texas, I can't imagine any of you with southern accents.[/QUOTE]I grew up in the NW, so outside of saying y'all, I don't have an accent (as far as I can tell...).
 
You wanna see some truly horrible hicks? Visit upstate NY. They're just like southern hicks only instead of country, they listen to rap, yet are highly racist at the same time.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']I grew up in the NW, so outside of saying y'all, I don't have an accent (as far as I can tell...).[/quote]

I'd give anything to live in the Pacific NW.
 
[quote name='TFN']dethbulge is a hick whos addicted to computer ghaimez?

Oh the fun that must be.[/quote]


Pshhh. I am no hick, I hate where I live and the second I turn 18 I am out of this place.
 
::yawns::

Speaking of WWZ, Pixie joked about dressing up as a zombie for halloween, and waking Juggers up that morning in full make-up going "Uuuuuuurrrrr." I was in shock that she came up with that idea, since they are both afraid of zombies.

I told her, "I'm not even afraid of zombies, but if I woke up and you were done up like that hanging over me, I'd punch you in the throat to buy myself time to find something to kill you with. Just in case I was wrong about the whole zombie thing." Then we had a laugh about jugger's therapy bills and the news headlines of "Woman killed as practical joke goes astray."
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Rogue Galaxy.[/quote]

I'll check BB tommorrow.

Its a penny, right?

If so, its yours for cost of shipping. I like that place cause they actually dont care about the penny guides, I found like a motherload up ins as if nobody had heard of a penny guide before. :/
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']I'd give anything to live in the Pacific NW.[/QUOTE]
Portland, OR is so $$$. I used to live there, and I loved it.

It's a lot like Austin, but with better weather and public transportation.
Thay ain't got shit on our music scene though. They're also lacking in good colleges.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']Yessssssssssssssssss! I know! I want it really bad. I'm putting in on my xmas list though, since moving in to a new apartment while still paying rent on another apartment can be expensive.


What is it about exactly? I know it's about zombies, but how is the book written? First person view? Third?




Typical NYer. ;)[/quote]

Its written as a narrator collecting stories from people all over the world with different occupations. A Chinese smuggler, an Israeli army soldier, a doctor in Africa, etc. Its very good. I'd love to see it as a movie.
 
[quote name='TFN']I'll check BB tommorrow.

Its a penny, right?

If so, its yours for cost of shipping. I like that place cause they actually dont care about the penny guides, I found like a motherload up ins as if nobody had heard of a penny guide before. :/[/QUOTE]
Yup, it's pennied out. Thanks, man! PM me if you get lucky. Then I'm gonna get lucky.

Wait...uh. I mean...uh...
 
[quote name='dcfox']Everything I know about Texas comes from King of the Hill.[/QUOTE]
Mike Judge actually lives down here in Austin, doesn't he? I know Office Space was filmed here.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']::yawns::

Speaking of WWZ, Pixie joked about dressing up as a zombie for halloween, and waking Juggers up that morning in full make-up going "Uuuuuuurrrrr." I was in shock that she came up with that idea, since they are both afraid of zombies.

I told her, "I'm not even afraid of zombies, but if I woke up and you were done up like that hanging over me, I'd punch you in the throat to buy myself time to find something to kill you with. Just in case I was wrong about the whole zombie thing." Then we had a laugh about jugger's therapy bills and the news headlines of "Woman killed as practical joke goes astray."[/quote]


When we were taking a break from painting today, I said to my girlfriend "You know, with our new place being on the bottom floor, it's more dangerous in the event of a zombie outbreak than our third floor apartment."

She just rolled her eyes.

[quote name='Maklershed']Its written as a narrator collecting stories from people all over the world with different occupations. A Chinese smuggler, an Israeli army soldier, a doctor in Africa, etc. Its very good. I'd love to see it as a movie.[/quote]

Remeber the back of the Survival Guide book? Where it told of reported stories of zombies throughout history? Is it like that? If so, i'm sold. I loved that part of the book.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']Remeber the back of the Survival Guide book? Where it told of reported stories of zombies throughout history? Is it like that? If so, i'm sold. I loved that part of the book.[/QUOTE]I think it's a bunch of first person accounts.
 
Hey do any Austin OTTers need a bicycle? I have a red Club Fuji Road Bike with nice new Shimano Gears that I need to sell because I need a new Bass Guitar and a Zune.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Hey do any Austin OTTers need a bicycle? I have a red Club Fuji Road Bike with nice new Shimano Gears that I need to sell because I need a new Bass Guitar and a Zune.[/quote]

Nice bike. ;)



I'd keep it over a lame GEETAR.
 
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