The epic finale to the Nerd/Geek Trilogy OTT.

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[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Gasp! don't tell me he has sexlexia! Oh, the poor man.[/QUOTE]
I'm so taking the word sexlexia and using it in everyday speech.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I'm so taking the word sexlexia and using it in everyday speech.[/QUOTE]

Please, it's a serious affliction.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I'm so taking the word sexlexia and using it in everyday speech.[/QUOTE]

Next thing you know, guys will be using it as a pickup line:

"Pardon me, miss, but you seem to be suffering from a case of sexlexia. Don't worry, it's not contagious. In fact, I have something in my pants that will take care of your affliction."

:rofl:

Funny. As soon as I finished this post, the door rings and whatdayaknow? It's my date for the evening - Denise. Later, OTTers. If you're all good, I might have a good bedtime story. ;)
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']. . . psshaw. Both TK and I are saying you're damn hot. Carry yourself like a gentleman and the girls will come a-calling.[/QUOTE]

But I'm ugwy. :sad:
 
I've made an update to my website, particularly a Movies I Need To See list. :) Check it out and post any movies I need to see that aren't on the list. Thanks.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Three to Tango is great if you like Matt Perry.[/QUOTE]

I know those words, but that makes no sense.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Three to Tango is great if you like Matt Perry.[/QUOTE]
Cool. I'll add that to the list in a minute.

Feel free to recommend great movies if you think I've seen them. Unless it's Back to the Future, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Spider-Man, or the like, I probably haven't seen them. The movies on my list are just from IMDB's top 250, which I've only seen around 40 of them.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']. . . psshaw. Both TK and I are saying you're damn hot. Carry yourself like a gentleman and the girls will come a-calling.[/QUOTE]

You aren't the only ones. :lol:

But it's not enough. :cry:

Besides, they have come a-calling. I've just been too lazy to answer the door. :lol: :cry:

[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']he is certainly a handsome man. Not a man I would let near my kids, but handsome nonetheless[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[quote name='jaykrue']Funny. As soon as I finished this post, the door rings and whatdayaknow? It's my date for the evening - Denise. Later, OTTers. If you're all good, I might have a good bedtime story. ;)[/QUOTE]

I'd say good luck, but you don't need it. :lol:

[quote name='Kayden']But I'm ugwy. :sad:[/QUOTE]

Only on the inside. ;)

[quote name='FriskyTanuki']I've made an update to my website, particularly a Movies I Need To See list. :) Check it out and post any movies I need to see that aren't on the list. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

Your website could stand a bit of color, maybe some tables ... even CSS! :lol:
Hell, my movies to watch list is sexy and it didn't take long to make.

In any case, if you haven't seen them American Beauty, American Psycho, Fight Club, Leon (I know it's on the list as "The Professional" but watch the int'l version instead), Requiem for a Dream ... there's probably more. I'll keep thinking about it.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']. . . psshaw. Both TK and I are saying you're damn hot. Carry yourself like a gentleman and the girls will come a-calling.[/QUOTE]

:cry: It's a great deal easier to hear things than to believe them.
I have a feeling that there always is an eitology for an attitude somewhere.
Though, I'm probably not a good person to listen too...
I've overly lenient in estimations of others, and overly harsh in estimations of myself.
Maybe he is better off listening to you.

Of course, I'd at least hope to be somewhat intelligent... you have to try to compensate for being ugly and socially incompetant somehow, right?
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Next thing you know, guys will be using it as a pickup line:

"Pardon me, miss, but you seem to be suffering from a case of sexlexia. Don't worry, it's not contagious. In fact, I have something in my pants that will take care of your affliction."

:rofl:

Funny. As soon as I finished this post, the door rings and whatdayaknow? It's my date for the evening - Denise. Later, OTTers. If you're all good, I might have a good bedtime story. ;)[/QUOTE]

Be still my beating heart. :roll:
Oh well, at least living vicariously is still better than not living at all, right?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']:cry: It's a great deal easier to hear things than to believe them.
I have a feeling that there always is an eitology for an attitude somewhere.
Though, I'm probably not a good person to listen too...
I've overly lenient in estimations of others, and overly harsh in estimations of myself.
Maybe he is better off listening to you.

Of course, I'd at least hope to be somewhat intelligent... you have to try to compensate for being ugly and socially incompetant somehow, right?[/QUOTE]

Whoops. ;)

I'm socially incompetent, but that's probably because I've purposely avoided just about all human contact for the entirety of my life. :lol:

[quote name='JSweeney']Be still my beating heart. :roll:
Oh well, at least living vicariously is still better than not living at all, right?[/QUOTE]

No. But if you need to believe that to get by then go ahead. ;)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Whoops. ;)

I'm socially incompetent, but that's probably because I've purposely avoided just about all human contact for the entirety of my life. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Except for porn.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Whoops. ;)

I'm socially incompetent, but that's probably because I've purposely avoided just about all human contact for the entirety of my life. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Yep. I can't spell, my grammar is a nightmare, and both form and content are atrocities against both man and God. Well, at least I've got a pulse, right?
I guess I have at least that going for me. Which is good... I guess.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Yep. I can't spell, my grammar is a nightmare, and both form and content are atrocities against both man and God. Well, at least I've got a pulse, right.
I guess I have at least that going for me. Which is good... I guess.[/QUOTE]

You'll always have self-effacing humor. Or rather that's what this should be. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Your website could stand a bit of color, maybe some tables ... even CSS! :lol:
Hell, my movies to watch list is sexy and it didn't take long to make.

In any case, if you haven't seen them American Beauty, American Psycho, Fight Club, Leon (I know it's on the list as "The Professional" but watch the int'l version instead), Requiem for a Dream ... there's probably more. I'll keep thinking about it.[/QUOTE]
:lol: I spent the time getting the damn list up first, so I'll work on the look later when I've got the time to do it. I've seen Fight Club as it's on FX's weekly movie showings. I'm not a big fan of horror movies or movies that are seriously fucked up (which includes Requiem and American Psycho), though from all of the comments I see about it being a dark comedy instead, I'll add it to the list.

I know you have plenty of movies that you'd add if you weren't so lazy. :lol: Maybe I should make a new thread as that'd be easier than doing it in an OTT? :whistle2:k
 
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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I'm socially incompetent, but that's probably because I've purposely avoided just about all human contact for the entirety of my life. :lol:[/QUOTE] Except for porn.[/QUOTE]

And also on that note, your right hand (or left if your a southpaw), which I'm sure I'm not the only one who considers it a seperate entity.

Who needs social contact when you can sit on your hand long enough for a "stranger"? ;)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']You'll always have self-effacing humor. Or rather that's what this should be. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Of course. There's not a single person in the world better at making me look like an ass than myself. It actually seems to come quite naturally.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']You mean ... you can touch these people through your screen? :shock: :twisted: :lol:[/QUOTE]
Only if you have one of those touch screen monitors. But they're expensive...
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']:lol: I spent the time getting the damn list up first, so I'll work on the look later when I've got the time to do it. I've seen Fight Club as it's on FX's weekly movie showings. I'm not a big fan of horror movies or movies that are seriously fuck up (which includes Requiem and American Psycho), though from all of the comments I see about it being a dark comedy instead, I'll add it to the list.

I know you have plenty of movies that you'd add if you weren't so lazy. :lol: Maybe I should make a new thread as that'd be easier than doing it in an OTT? :whistle2:k[/QUOTE]

I'll scan my list in a minute. The part I'm too lazy for is checking it against your existing list, though I suppose I could leave that up to you. :lol:

[quote name='balzak520']And also on that note, your right hand (or left if your a southpaw), which I'm sure I'm not the only one who considers it a seperate entity.

Who needs social contact when you can sit on your hand long enough for a "stranger"? ;)[/QUOTE]

I'm a lefty, and I'm no friend to the "stranger". :lol:
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Of course. There's not a single person in the world better at making me look like an ass than myself. It actually seems to come quite naturally.[/QUOTE]

That's true of everyone. Some prefer not to do it, while for others it's the only way for them to bring attention to themselves without feeling like a complete jackass. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I'm a lefty, and I'm no friend to the "stranger". :lol:[/QUOTE]

Then perhaps the Western grip? Thumb and pointer in, pinky facing out?

*Edit* I may have killed this OTT thread with my mentioning of unconventional masturbation techniques. w00t!:cool:
 
Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum. Benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Iesus. Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc, et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen

Gloria Patri, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto. Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in saecula saeculorum. Amen

Pater noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.

Sancte Michael Archangele, defende nos in proelio; contra nequitiam et insidias diaboli esto praesidium. Imperat illi Deus; supplices deprecamur: tuque, Princeps militiae coelestis, Satanam aliosque spiritus malignos, qui ad perditionem animarum pervagantur in mundo, divina virtute in infernum detrude. Amen
 
I just watche Day After Tomorrow and....


What a fucking stupid movie. All it had was fucking special effects and a fucking stupid story. I thought this was a movie about Helicopters combat from the commercials I saw, but noo...it was about fucking new Ice Age and some fucking retarded kids trying to stay alive with some old lady librarian that was so fucking stupid she got mad when they were burning books, what a fucking moron. It did have some tornadoes in it though which was a suprise, I thought it would be only snow from the cover of the box, and there was also water too!!

It was a fucking spectacular movie that no one should see.

On another note, 2 movies in one day for me to give you all advice on is a lot. You should all feel honored.

Next movie coming....Ray!!!
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum. Benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Iesus. Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc, et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen

Gloria Patri, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto. Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in saecula saeculorum. Amen

Pater noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.

Sancte Michael Archangele, defende nos in proelio; contra nequitiam et insidias diaboli esto praesidium. Imperat illi Deus; supplices deprecamur: tuque, Princeps militiae coelestis, Satanam aliosque spiritus malignos, qui ad perditionem animarum pervagantur in mundo, divina virtute in infernum detrude. Amen[/QUOTE]


You killed it! :bomb: :lol:

That reminds me ... I have a friend (from Michigan coincidentally) who took Latin through high school, and they actually watched the graffiti scene from Life of Brian in class. :lol:
 
[quote name='whoknows']I just watche Day After Tomorrow and....


What a fucking stupid movie. All it had was fucking special effects and a fucking stupid story. I thought this was a movie about Helicopters combat from the commercials I saw, but noo...it was about fucking new Ice Age and some fucking retarded kids trying to stay alive with some old lady librarian that was so fucking stupid she got mad when they were burning books, what a fucking moron. It did have some tornadoes in it though which was a suprise, I thought it would be only snow from the cover of the box, and there was also water too!!

It was a fucking spectacular movie that no one should see.

On another note, 2 movies in one day for me to give you all advice on is a lot. You should all feel honored.

Next movie coming....Ray!!![/QUOTE]

You should make a site called "whoknows fuckng reviews"
 
[quote name='whoknows']I just watche Day After Tomorrow and....


What a fucking stupid movie. All it had was fucking special effects and a fucking stupid story. I thought this was a movie about Helicopters combat from the commercials I saw, but noo...it was about fucking new Ice Age and some fucking retarded kids trying to stay alive with some old lady librarian that was so fucking stupid she got mad when they were burning books, what a fucking moron. It did have some tornadoes in it though which was a suprise, I thought it would be only snow from the cover of the box, and there was also water too!!

It was a fucking spectacular movie that no one should see.

On another note, 2 movies in one day for me to give you all advice on is a lot. You should all feel honored.

Next movie coming....Ray!!![/QUOTE]
dont forget the two hour trek from Phillie to New York
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']You should make a site called "whoknows fuckng reviews"[/QUOTE]

Taken into consideration :D

[quote name='Ozzkev55']dont forget the two hour trek from Phillie to New York[/QUOTE]

Thats not even fucking possible, especially with falling into the fucking mall through the fucking weak glass and then taking a nap after it became really fucking cold and throwing that fucking unconscious moron through the roof.


Now that I think about it...it is possible..For Robots :D
 
[quote name='whoknows']Taken into consideration :D



Thats not even fucking possible, especially with falling into the fucking mall through the fucking weak glass and then taking a nap after it became really fucking cold and throwing that fucking unconscious moron through the roof.


Now that I think about it...it is possible..For Robots :D[/QUOTE]
If they're solar powered no...and if there anything like my walkman, they couldnt stand the cold

Also New Sig everyone
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Robots, depending on thier design and construction could easily withstand a massive climate change, so long as they're designed with a little durability in mind.. the mars rovers, moon rovers, etc all operate in harsh conditions... many radically varying from extreme heat to extreme cold in short periods. More likely, it would be other factors, such as the depth of the snow, water, etc and radical short term changes that would be just as deadly to them as it would be to humans.
 
[quote name='crazytalkx']This OTT sure is movin' mightay slow I might add![/QUOTE]

Well, having one guy talking about hitting just about everyone in site, which is followed up by self loathing by one party or more, which is followed up with how-tos on masturbation usually have that kind of effect.

Just one of those things.

Older, bad movies like "Day after tommorow" probably don't kick in much either.
 
Of course, at this pace, the thead should at least be closed out fairly soon, which, considering the last few posts made in the past few hours is a good thing.
 
Hmm... but is it long, drawn out posts, or a series of short pointless posts that make people decide to shout "fuck this, I'm not reading that"?
 
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It probably doesn't matter.
Someone could probably type up a masterwork of a post, and people would still say that.
Why? Who knows. Most likely, it's just because they can.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Hmm... but is it long, drawn out posts, or a series of short pointless posts that make people decide to shout "fuck this, I'm not reading that"?[/QUOTE]

Since I coined that line, I'll say this. It's the few long ones made all the longer by the flurry of small banter surrounding them. It just adds up.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']It probably doesn't matter.
Someone could probably type up a masterwork of a post, and people would still say that.
Why? Who knows. Most likely, it's just because they can.[/QUOTE]
the longest post ive ever typed, never even got a response...makes me want to listen to metallica
 
[quote name='crazytalkx']Well three more......who gets the next one? and will it be a three part pretrilogy like Sneaky said>[/QUOTE]
ill do it, if no one else wants to, but i dont know about a pretrilogy
 
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