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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I'm trying to think of anyone who has overcome their southern handicap and remained hot, but so far I'm drawing a blank.

And son of a whore, we don't have any bread. I guess I'll just eat pop tarts for now and go to the store later when it drops below 90.[/QUOTE]

Does your mom know that you know she's a whore? :shock:
 
Hey Shrike, I got a Shadow Ops: Red Mercury with your name on it...I'll let you have it for cost+shipping or a copy of Ribbit King GC, your choice.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Ignoring your asshole is only going to lead to problems down the line. 'Roids, Crohn's disease, colon cancer... all things asshole ignoration leads to.[/QUOTE]
That asshole, not my asshole.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Just tried it ... that is probably the worst game (I've tried) in all of the CAG arcade. So fucking boring. :wall: :wall: :wall:

Well, except for Techno Bounce. And here I thought Sneaky was CAG's resident masochist. :lol:[/QUOTE]

It only appears that way on the surface; the truth is much more sadistic.

Think about it, if anyone wants to beat me, they'll have to spend longer playing the game than I did. :twisted: If they fail, they start over. That, and I like watching them splat on the ground. :lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']It only appears that way on the surface; the truth is much more sadistic.

Think about it, if anyone wants to beat me, they'll have to spend longer playing the game than I did. :twisted: If they fail, they start over. That, and I like watching them splat on the ground. :lol:[/QUOTE]

And how long did you spend playing it?
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']and then there was rain... and it was wet.[/QUOTE]
I can't wait until the monsoon comes. :D I'll be in heaven with all of the rain, plus my car can finally get clean! :)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']
And son of a whore, we don't have any bread. I guess I'll just eat pop tarts for now and go to the store later when it drops below 90.[/QUOTE]

Make a sandwhich out of poptarts. :lol:
 
[quote name='whoknows']And how long did you spend playing it?[/QUOTE]

Long enough to get to level 71. :oops:
 
[quote name='Spruce']True, hotness is subjective. But MacDowell was a model for years and Cox was in People's 50 Beautiful People thing one year (same year that Dunst got in while being what, 12? EDIT: she was 13).[/QUOTE]

Yes, but the difference is that Kirsten was hot back then. ;)

[quote name='Spruce']That was actually my point. Not so much that they were hot, just that I was surprised to find out she was from Birmingham. Doesn't get much more hick than that.

How about Alyson Hannigan:[/QUOTE]

DC isn't southern, but beyond that where they're actually from doesn't matter as much as whether or not they sound like a fucking idiot. :lol:

[quote name='Kayden']Make a sandwhich out of poptarts. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I don't see how that could possibly turn out well. :lol:
 
Ah crap Gamefaqs is funny. I was searching around the boards for something that was posted there a looong time ago and I came across this:

Im really dissapointed in the peoples reaction whove played DMC3 before DMC
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"I punched my pregnant GF in the stomach and she had a miscarriage lol"- coleipoo

I find a few things funny with this, especially the Gamefaq type sig :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Yes, but the difference is that Kirsten was hot back then.[/QUOTE]



It's really a shame that she grew out of it. I just don't see what the big deal is. She hasn't looked attractive to me in anything she's done since Small Soldiers.

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']DC isn't southern[/QUOTE]

Maybe not the actual capitol what with the monuments, etc. But believe me, I've spent time there...it's Sourthern.

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']but beyond that where they're actually from doesn't matter as much as whether or not they sound like a fucking idiot.[/QUOTE]

Agreed...that's exactly why I hate it when people ask where I was born. I was born there but spent no relevant time there. Though...it does help that Bush is making Clinton look so good lately as he's from the same state...
 
[quote name='whoknows']He's so dreamy...
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...
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']That asshole, not my asshole.[/QUOTE]

Considering your high risk lifestyle, Tanuki-san, you should worry about that.
Seems that fitting items the sized of your fist into hole that on the average person is about the diameter of a half dollar perhaps a silver dollar probably eventually would have a negative influence.

jmcc offers sage advice. Perhaps you should listen to him.
:lol:
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Considering your high risk lifestyle, Tanuki-san, you should worry about that.
Seems that fitting items the sized of your fist into hole that on the average person is about the diameter of a half dollar perhaps a silver dollar probably eventually would have a negative influence.

jmcc offers sage advice. Perhaps you should listen to him.
:lol:[/QUOTE]
You two can keep talking about assholes on people all you want. I'm talking about people being assholes and ignoring them. ;)
 
Ever feel like slowly breaking every extremity on a person and then crushing their skull with a cinderblock?
 
[quote name='Kayden']Ever feel like slowly breaking every extremity on a person and then crushing their skull with a cinderblock?[/QUOTE]

Sure, but that's only when I'm in a good mood...
 
[quote name='Kayden']Ever feel like slowly breaking every extremity on a person and then crushing their skull with a cinderblock?[/QUOTE]

Nearly every day...though I'd prefer a bat or sledgehammer to the cinderblock.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Ever feel like slowly breaking every extremity on a person and then crushing their skull with a cinderblock?[/QUOTE]
If it weren't illegal, it'd be a daily occurrence 'round here.
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']If it weren't illegal, it'd be a daily occurrence 'round here.[/QUOTE]

It may be illegal, but remember, you're only punished if you're caught.
 
[quote name='Spruce']Agreed...that's exactly why I hate it when people ask where I was born. I was born there but spent no relevant time there. Though...it does help that Bush is making Clinton look so good lately as he's from the same state...[/QUOTE]

I was born in Mississippi myself, but I'm sure as fuck not one of those people.

[quote name='Kayden']Ever feel like slowly breaking every extremity on a person and then crushing their skull with a cinderblock?[/QUOTE]

All the time.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Details, Professor. You know the drill, we need details. ;)[/QUOTE]

What's to say? I met Monica last week at Barnes & Noble for my lunchtime mocha frap. :bouncy: She's a short brunette and she was in front of me in line and she looked good from behind. ;) I intro'd myself by talking about the long lines (to develop a sense of comraderie) at these coffee houses and she flashed me her pearly white smile. We talked, exchanged phone numbers and had a date on Weds. at Navy Pier in downtown Chicago. Yesterday, she told me that she had a really good time and wanted to see me again. Normally I would wait (to build anticipation and longing) but, meh, I didn't have anything on the schedule at the moment so I decided, why not? Long story short - I hit, split it, hit it from the back, her booty's so big you'd need a car jack. ;) She called again today but I told her I've got other plans (this other girl named Denise;) :D )
 
[quote name='jaykrue']What's to say? I met Monica last week at Barnes & Noble for my lunchtime mocha frap. :bouncy: She's a short brunette and she was in front of me in line and she looked good from behind. ;) I intro'd myself by talking about the long lines (to develop a sense of comraderie) at these coffee houses and she flashed me her pearly white smile. We talked, exchanged phone numbers and had a date on Weds. at Navy Pier in downtown Chicago. Yesterday, she told me that she had a really good time and wanted to see me again. Normally I would wait (to build anticipation and longing) but, meh, I didn't have anything on the schedule at the moment so I decided, why not? Long story short - I hit, split it, hit it from the back, her booty's so big you'd need a car jack. ;) She called again today but I told her I've got other plans (this other girl named Denise;) :D )[/QUOTE]

You fucking pimp. :cool: :bomb: :lol: :cry: ;)
 
[quote name='jaykrue']What's to say? I met Monica last week at Barnes & Noble for my lunchtime mocha frap. :bouncy: She's a short brunette and she was in front of me in line and she looked good from behind. ;) I intro'd myself by talking about the long lines (to develop a sense of comraderie) at these coffee houses and she flashed me her pearly white smile. We talked, exchanged phone numbers and had a date on Weds. at Navy Pier in downtown Chicago. Yesterday, she told me that she had a really good time and wanted to see me again. Normally I would wait (to build anticipation and longing) but, meh, I didn't have anything on the schedule at the moment so I decided, why not? Long story short - I hit, split it, hit it from the back, her booty's so big you'd need a car jack. ;) She called again today but I told her I've got other plans (this other girl named Denise;) :D )[/QUOTE]
I think I read this in Letters To Penthouse...

;)
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']I think I read this in Letters To Penthouse...

;)[/QUOTE]

It would need "I never thought it would happen to me" though.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']You fucking pimp. :cool: :bomb: :lol: :cry: ;)[/QUOTE]

;)

Really, when I was younger, I thought that only guys who looked like Brad Pitt can get a hot chick. Turns out all you needed was confidence and being well-groomed. Even moreso in my case since I don't consider myself that handsome.

[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']I think I read this in Letters To Penthouse...

;)[/QUOTE]

Haha, someone's been raiding my journal I guess. :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue'];)

Really, when I was younger, I thought that only guys who looked like Brad Pitt can get a hot chick. Turns out all you needed was confidence and being well-groomed. [/QUOTE]

I don't fit that second requirement of well groomed and I never will.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']It may be illegal, but remember, you're only punished if you're caught.[/QUOTE]
But where do you hide a horribly battered corpse?
 
[quote name='jaykrue'];) Really, when I was younger, I thought that only guys who looked like Brad Pitt can get a hot chick. Turns out all you needed was confidence and being well-groomed. Even moreso in my case since I don't consider myself that handsome.[/QUOTE]

So you're telling me I have no chance? :cry: :cry: :cry:

Eh, I'd still have to work for it anyway. No thanks. :lol:
 
[quote name='crazytalkx']I don't fit that second requirement of well groomed and I never will.[/QUOTE]

I didn't fit the 1st or 2nd but I like sex with girls so I thought it was a small sacrifice. :D

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']So you're telling me I have no chance? :cry: :cry: :cry:

Eh, I'd still have to work for it anyway. No thanks. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I think you're fairly well groomed and I don't think confidence would be an issue for you (especially from the ego boost from a certain katt )... but you ARE one lazy bastard. ;):lol:
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']But where do you hide a horribly battered corpse?[/QUOTE]

Here's what you do:

1. Cut the body into six pieces, arms, legs, body, head.
2. Bury each partat least a mile from each other part, and besure to cover it with lime.
3. Sit back andrelax, safe in the knowledge you got away.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I think you're fairly well groomed and I don't think confidence would be an issue for you (especially from the ego boost from a certain katt )... but you ARE one lazy bastard. ;):lol:[/QUOTE]

Trust me, there would be a confidence problem. I am not confident in any part of my life. I could be staring at a clock and if you asked me what time it was I'd say something vague to make sure there's no way I could be "wrong". :lol:

I laugh, but I'm serious. :oops:
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Here's what you do:

1. Cut the body into six pieces, arms, legs, body, head.
2. Bury each partat least a mile from each other part, and besure to cover it with lime.
3. Sit back andrelax, safe in the knowledge you got away.[/QUOTE]

You're retarded. Why would you spread the evidence out? Great idea, give 6 locations to find them instead of one. What do you think is going to happen when someone finds a fucking arm? "Oh gee... thats odd, but its not a whole person, so I wont call the cops." :roll:

Honestly, I'm surounded by fuckin ametuers.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Trust me, there would be a confidence problem. I am not confident in any part of my life. I could be staring at a clock and if you asked me what time it was I'd say something vague to make sure there's no way I could be "wrong". :lol:

I laugh, but I'm serious. :oops:[/QUOTE]

People catch me looking at my watch and ask me the time... I put my arm down and tell them I have no idea. Then I pick up my arm and tell them. I just zone out at stare at my watch.
 
[quote name='Kayden']You're retarded. Why would you spread the evidence out? Great idea, give 6 locations to find them instead of one. What do you think is going to happen when someone finds a fucking arm? "Oh gee... thats odd, but its not a whole person, so I wont call the cops." :roll:

Honestly, I'm surounded by fuckin ametuers.[/QUOTE]

The whole idea is to make it more difficult. A mile distance between them would make it really hard to find them all. Add in the lime speeding up decay, and the chance drops even further. As long as it's a few feet underground, it will be highly improbable for them to find all six pieces.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']The whole idea is to make it more difficult. A mile distance between them would make it really hard to find them all. Add in the lime speeding up decay, and the chance drops even further. As long as it's a few feet underground, it will be highly improbable for them to find all six pieces.[/QUOTE]

Yea, but they only need ONE piece to know some shit went down. From that you can run DNA, fiber samples and finger prints/dental if you get the arm/head.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Yea, but they only need ONE piece to know some shit went down. From that you can run DNA, fiber samples and finger prints/dental if you get the arm/head.[/QUOTE]

That's why you gotta know someone who owns either pirahnas or pigs. They'll eat whatever's fed to them. :lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']Yea, but they only need ONE piece to know some shit went down. From that you can run DNA, fiber samples and finger prints/dental if you get the arm/head.[/QUOTE]

WEll, yea, that's why you hope that the lime did enough to make identification impossible. you could always remove the teeth, hair, and fingerprints ahead of time, if you have the time ot work that much on a body.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']WEll, yea, that's why you hope that the lime did enough to make identification impossible. you could always remove the teeth, hair, and fingerprints ahead of time, if you have the time ot work that much on a body.[/QUOTE]

Or you could puncture the lungs, wrap them in chains and chuck them in a lake.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Or you could puncture the lungs, wrap them in chains and chuck them in a lake.[/QUOTE]

That works. It's even better if you're on a coast, as there are more meat eating creatures in the ocean than a lake.

And now that we've gotten ourselves and CAG on the FBI watch list, anything else?
 
[quote name='jaykrue']That's why you gotta know someone who owns either pirahnas or pigs. They'll eat whatever's fed to them. :lol:[/QUOTE]

One of my friends wants to get a black pirahna when he gets back from his next tour (he leaves August 1 for Uzbekistan once again). He'd get more than one, but apparently blacks will kill each other if they're put in the same tank.

I was wondering when someone would mention pigs. I can't be the only one who saw Snatch. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']One of my friends wants to get a black pirahna when he gets back from his next tour (he leaves August 1 for Uzbekistan once again). He'd get more than one, but apparently blacks will kill each other if they're put in the same tank.

I was wondering when someone would mention pigs. I can't be the only one who saw Snatch. :lol:[/QUOTE]

So who's he gettin' it for? Mima. Who? Mima! Who? Hisma!
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Trust me, there would be a confidence problem. I am not confident in any part of my life. I could be staring at a clock and if you asked me what time it was I'd say something vague to make sure there's no way I could be "wrong". :lol:

I laugh, but I'm serious. :oops:[/QUOTE]
. . . psshaw. Both TK and I are saying you're damn hot. Carry yourself like a gentleman and the girls will come a-calling.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']. . . psshaw. Both TK and I are saying you're damn hot. Carry yourself like a gentleman and the girls will come a-calling.[/QUOTE]

It's no use. He's got a very sexy learning disability.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Gasp! don't tell me he has sexlexia! Oh, the poor man.[/QUOTE]

It's true... but hey, here's to hoping for a cure in our lifetime.
 
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