Tenay - Last week, the balance of the ongoing battle for the control shifted!
Sting - LOOK AT ME MA, I’M ON TOP OF THE WORLD! HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! HOGAN AND BISCHOFF, LOOKS LIKE THE STINGER’S BACK ON TRACK! I GOT SOMETHIN YA WANT, OH YEAH! FEELS GOOD! YA GOT SOMETHING I WANT - THAT PUTS ON A PLAYING FIELD, TIT FOR TAT! KNOW SOMETHING!? GAME ON! THIS IS THE PART OF THE PROMO WHERE I TALK ABOUT THE EASY OR HARD WAY, BUT WE KNOW WE’LL DO IT MY WAY! One way or another, I’ll get ya Eric, and get ya Hogan, BUT EVENTUALLY YOU’LL COMET O YER SENSES! I’M IN A GOOD MOOD! I’M INSANE! THERE’S SOMETHING EXILERATING ABOUT BEING INSANE! SO I GUESS THE INSANE ASYLUM BUSINESS IS OPEN AND I’D LIKE TO START TODAY’S BUSINESS WITH AN INTERVIEW WITH ERIC AND HOGAN, PLEASE COME FORWARD! Waitaminutenow!
Tenay - JUST LIKE LAST WEEK, IT’S ANGLE UNDER THE MASK OF THE EVIL CLOWN!
Angle - No disrespect, but I heard a lot of Is in the speech - I did this or that, when it was I who came to your aid when Anderson and Bully Ray beat you down. I did it because it was the right thing, but what we have is a dilemma, because while you’re saving the company for Dixie, you’ve hit a speedbump! ME! I’M THE NUMBER 1 CONTENDER, AND AT HARDCORE JUSTICE, OUR PATHS WILL CROSS ONCE AGAIN!
Sting - I respect ya too, Kurt. I’m just doing what I gotta do, MAN!
Angle - I can respect that. I take pride in being the best. Second-best isn’t enough for me - in the Olympics, or this ring. WE ARE LEGENDS, BUT ONLY ONE CAN WALK OUT THE BETTER ME. It’s not just gonna be me - IT HAS TO BE ME, CUZ I’VE GIVEN MYSELF NO OTHER CHOICE!
Sting - We got ourselves a dilemma here, Kurt.
Ray - Shut off the music! Dilemma? YEAH, YOU GOT A BIG FRICKIN DILEMMA ON YA HANDS! BECAUSE IN THE NEXT 2 HOURS, YOU TWO JAGOFFS ARE GONNA HAVE TO WORK WITH EACH OTHER CUZ IT’S THE TWO OF YOU AGAINST BULLY RAY AND MISTER ANDERSON!
Anderson - Anderson!
Ray - KURT, YOU THINK I LIKED IT WHEN YOU TOOK THIS BAT AND HIT ME IN MY AB!? I DIDN’T LIKE IT SO MUCH! I WORKED HARD ON THIS AB! VERY HARD! TONIGHT, I’M GONNA HIT YOU WITH A KITCHEN SINK OUTTA NEW YORK FRICKIN CITY!
Anderson - Look at you, both of ya, Sting, you with that goofy look - YOU DIDN’T BEAT ME! If it wasn’t for your butt-buddy Knucklehead the Clown, we wouldn’t be having this discussion! IF YOU THINK I CLAWED MY WAY TO THE TOP FOR THINGS TO WIND UP LIKE THIS, YOU’RE SADLY MISTAKEN! And before you worry about Hogan or Eric, giving Dixie her company back OH BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYE, YOU NEED TO DEAL WITH ME. AND OH, TONIGHT! BIYOTCH!
Taz - I don’t know what’s hotter - Christy Hemme or Big Poppa Pump!
Tenay - Scott Steiner, absolutely a natural.
Taz - Striker versus Grappler here in RVD-Steiner.
Taz - Steiner’s into rushing into anything.
Tenay - BASEBALL-STYLE KICK!
Steiner - TIME OUT!
Mackie - Velvet, I’d like you to come out - there’s something I want to say to you.
Taz - LET THE PIGEONS LOOSE! Even in tights, it’s hot.
Mackie - For the past few months, I’ve sat back and watched you…
Taz - Me too!
Mackie - I’ve seen people take out their insecurities and blame you for their downfalls. They tried to break you down emotionally and physically. I know how that feels and it’s not good. That’s why I’m not only honored, but I’m privileged to give you your first knockouts title match tonight! You didn’t bend over to kiss ass to get it - YOU DESERVE IT! Tonight, when I put the title on the line, WE’LL TEAR THE ROOF OFF THE IMPACT ZONE AND SHOW THE MILLIONS WATCHING WHILE WE’RE THE BEST WOMEN’S DIVISION OUT THERE TODAY! One more thing - ya know, when I walk down the ramp, I’m walking down as champ, and when I walk out, I intend to walk out knockouts champion, so you better bring your A game honey. Fair?
Love - ISN’T THIS SPECIAL!? Ladies, let’s not forget why we came here - to compete against each other! BECAUSE WE ARE COMPETITORS! And judging from what I see in the ring now, you guys should just hold hand and get a hotel room! It’s taken a while to understand what Winter has been trying to show me, but now, I get it. AS A FIVE TIME KNOCKOUTS CHAMPION, I’ve realized that there’s a similar trait between the knockouts - total disrespect for me! I HAVE PROVEN MYSELF TO BE THE BEST BUT I’VE NEVER BEEN GIVEN MY DUES! And Winter here has helped me realize that it’s all due to jealousy! NONE OF YA WANNA FACE ME CUZ I’M ON A LEVEL ALL MY OWN, but Velvet and Mickie, put each other over to the moon, go bark at it, but let me make this clear - it doesn’t matter who wins tonight because that title will come back to Angelina Love!
Winter - Well said, milady. WE WORK AS A TEAM, a real team, and that bond is forever. So it doesn’t matter if I have to beat Velvet the blowup doll or Mickie the mouse, because when I take that title, it’s going to belong to us and no one will get their grubby fingers on OUR belt again! ENJOY YOUR BEAUTIFUL MOMENT BECAUSE NIGHT IS ABOUT TO FALL!
Tenay - We’ve got details on the second Bound for Glory match series tonight.
Gunner - I always knew AJ was a clown, but last week, he proved it! TONIGHT’S ABOUT GETTING A PERFECT 10 POINTS!
Taz - Sarita has Miss Tessmacher all over her - I wouldn’t mind that.
Tenay - AJ SPRINGS FROM THE ROPES ONTO THE LADDER!
Taz - LIKE FRIGGIN SPIDER-MAN!
Taz - GET YA BUTT UP THERE, MORGAN!
EY - MY FIRST OPPONENT - CEE LO GREEN!
Camera Guy - IT’S D’LO BROWN!
EY - CEE LO!
D’Lo - It’s D’LO. I know the gimmick. Eric, I’m an officer in the company- this isn’t a road you want to go down, okay.
Tenay - KENDRICK GOES FOR THE SLICED BREAD!
Taz - And both of them use it, right?
Tenay - Yeah.
Taz - Slice it up!
Tenay - SLICED BREAD ON THE APRON!
Taz - I guess that would be sliced bread number 3.
Kendrick - I didn’t know I won that way! I UNDERSTAND WHAT HE’S DOING! WE’VE SPENT YEARS, I’VE SPENT 1 AND A HALF YEARS, AND AJ HAS SPENT TEN YEARS TO MAKE THIS DIVISION. DOUG WILLIAMS WAS CRAFTY, BUT HE DIDN’T DO STUFF LIKE THIS.
Anarchia - CUT THE DAMN MUSIC. DID YA SEE WHAT THEY DID TO OUR MAMACITAS!? FIRST THEY GOTTA BREAK THE FACE OF OUR MAMACITA, THEN THEY GOTTA CHEAT AND TAKE THE TITLES OFF OUR BEAUTIFUL WOMEN! AND WHERE’S OUR DAMN FLAG AT!? THAT’S ANOTHER THING THAT PISSES US OFF NOW! YOU KNOW WHAT MEXICAN AMERICA DOES WHEN WE GET PISSED OFF!? WE START KICKING ASS! I’M GLAD YOU TWO HAD THE JUEVOS TO COME OUT HERE!
Storm - SHUT UP! Do us a favor, leave the company, and find something ya guys are good at - like cutting grass. MY GRASS. SHUT UP, FOR ONCE, SINCE YOU BEEN HERE, YOU’RE GONNA SHUT YER MOUTH AND LISTEN CUZ IF YA DON’T, I’M GONNA TAKE MY COWBOY BOOT AND STICK IT THROUGH YOUR TEETH AND DOWN YER THROAT. Sicne Bobby and I started in this BFG Series, we think people have forgotten about us, so we’re gonna reintroduce ourselves. This guy righ there is a money making, no-BS-taking man - THIS IS BOBBY ROODE! AND ME, HELL, IT’S SIMPLE - I’M A CREEK-SWIMMING, TURKEY-SHOOTING, BISCUIT-EATING, DUKES OF HAZZARD-LOVING, JOHNNY CASH-LISTENING, BEER-DRINKING COUNTRYEST CORNFED TENNESSEE BOY. I’M COWBOY JAMES MOTHER

ING STORM! We’ve beaten the best of the best and we’re four-time tag champs! The difference between you and the teams we’ve beaten and you is we’re gonna kick your asses! WE’RE GONNA DO IT FOR US, THE VIEWERS, AND THE GREAT LUCHADORS LIKE THE GUERREROS THAT YOU DISGRACE BY DOING THE MEXICAN AMERICA BS. GET YER CALENDAR AND WRITE AUGUST SEVEN - HARDCORE PPV! BRING A GREAT FIGHT! But put a star on August 8 - you’re gonna find yer green cards stuck straight up yer ass!
Roode - SORRY ABOUT YOUR DAMN LUCK!
ODB - WE AINT’ LEAVING THIS DUMP!
Tenay - IT’S GONE TO HELL!
Taz - Imagine the smell of ODB’s sneakers - can you imagine that odor?
Taz - ODB has an oil stain on her brassiere.
Traci - THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH! I KNEW THEY WOULDN’T STAY GONE! I’M THE ORIGINAL KNOCKOUT, AND WITH OR WITHOUT A CONTRACT, AS LONG AS THEY’RE STAYING, I’M STAYING!
Anderson - BOOOO! Ladies and gentlemen, if ya can be called that…
Ray - DON’T DO IT! DON’T GIVE THESE PIECES OF CRAP WHAT THEY WANT - LET’S TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS! I SAID LET’S GO!
Anderson - FROM GREEN BAY WISCONSIN, MISTER ANDERSON! ANDERSON!
Taz - The Insane Icon…it’s a perfect fit for this man cuz you never know what he’ll do next. Ya don’t know if he’s crazy like a fox or just crazy.
JB - Representing A-Mortal - BULLY RAY AND MISTER ANDERSON!
Sting - HAVE I GONE TOO FAR!? OR NOT FAR ENOUGH!?