The "Expletive Deleted" OTT

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Even though I never touched the stuff in the first place, Undercover Brother definitely makes me sure that I never want to touch or ingest mayonnaise ever again.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']>< this is not where I wanted the OTT to go.[/QUOTE]

Lets see... it started with the hate fuck, sequeing into the the handjob, debate of handjob vs blowjob, then focused cock imbued gumbo. Yeah. Rather odd track there... I must say that's different than the norm.

I do believe I may have to recuse myself, as I have no experience with any of said topics.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Even though I never touched the stuff in the first place, Undercover Brother definitely makes me sure that I never want to touch or ingest mayonnaise ever again.[/QUOTE]
Really? You've never had mayo? Al. B. Damned.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Lets see... it stated with the hate fuck, sequeing into the the handjob, debate of handjob vs blowjob, then focused cock imbued gumbo. Yeah. Rather odd track there... I must say that's different than the norm.[/QUOTE]

The hate fuck?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Lets see... it started with the hate fuck, sequeing into the the handjob, debate of handjob vs blowjob, then focused cock imbued gumbo. Yeah. Rather odd track there... I must say that's different than the norm.

I do believe I may have to recuse myself, as I have no experience with any of said topics.[/QUOTE]
Just don't make the leap to gumbo blowing. That's disgusting.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Just don't make the leap to gumbo blowing. That's disgusting.[/QUOTE]

Which is why you went for jambalaya instead of gumbo.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']fighting sex is what he means. And how did handjob vs blowjob -> cock gumbo(chicken gumbo)[/QUOTE]

Just a couple of posts.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. fucker. :lol:

EDIT: Joy! The poker game is over. Now they're hitting the bars. :bomb:

fuck it, I'll go. Not drinking, but I'll go.[/QUOTE]

Or not. fucking mother fuckers. :bomb:

I was less than enthused with the whole bar idea but at least it was something to fucking do. Better than watching Blind Date anyway. :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:
 
I'll never be able to just buy gumbo with a clean conscious ever again, just like how I cant quite look at little girls the same way after being around subbie for so long. This forum is the devils work.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Or not. fucking mother fuckers. :bomb:

I was less than enthused with the whole bar idea but at least it was something to fucking do. Better than watching Blind Date anyway. :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:[/QUOTE]
wait, they decided not to go or they left you?
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Or not. fucking mother fuckers. :bomb:

I was less than enthused with the whole bar idea but at least it was something to fucking do. Better than watching Blind Date anyway. :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:[/QUOTE]
Blind date with a venture capitalist and a crackwhore rules...

"So, what do you do for a living?"

"I suck a little cock, smoke a little crack..."
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Or not. fucking mother fuckers. :bomb:

I was less than enthused with the whole bar idea but at least it was something to fucking do. Better than watching Blind Date anyway. :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:[/QUOTE]

Couple hours of masturbation over Lost In Translation not going to do it for you tonight, so you leaned towards the bar idea?
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Blind date with a venture capitalist and a crackwhore rules...

"So, what do you do for a living?"

"I suck a little cock, smoke a little crack..."[/QUOTE]

You figure which one is speaking.
 
Hm...NisAmerica has put the Atelier Iris MiniGuide on their website now. It looks like the same thing I was able to download as a .zip file when they sent me the confirmation e-mail for buying the game.

Have to make a member account but otherwise it's free:

http://www.nisamerica.com/

Then click on Members -> Guides
 
*Nods head approvingly*
It is good to see my OTT doing so well. It took the crappy one 4 days to get to this point :lol:

In other news, I just got back from seeing Howl's Moving Castle (finally!). Pretty damn good movie. Not his best, but still good. And, even better, the wife and I were the only people in the theater. To clarify my point: West Michigan sucks for culture.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']wait, they decided not to go or they left you?[/QUOTE]

Didn't go. Decided they'd have to get "ready" ... lazy fucking sloppy bitches. :bomb:

[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Blind date with a venture capitalist and a crackwhore rules...

"So, what do you do for a living?"

"I suck a little cock, smoke a little crack..."[/QUOTE]

Last one included a stripper ...

EDIT: ... and so does this one.
 
Hah! I'm back early. No surprise. The date was an unmitigated disaster. Ok, first off, the reason I had to go on the date - my mother, ugh, set it up. She, for whatever insane reason, decides that I'm at the ideal age for being married off to some person she deems worthy being the young eligible bachelor that I am. I, in contrast, disagree with this assessment as I still have oats to sow and grass to play on. What is this, the 1600s? Where children are thrown away in arranged marriages? Marriage is a consideration for a millenium of lifetimes and I'm not ready for that emotionally/financially draining experience. I have a difficult time handling a small puppylike dog as it is. I imagine children to be of infinitely higher diffculty setting. Anyway, since my mom had ALREADY made the arrangements (without my consent), I dressed up nice-like (felt like a preschooler ring bearer at a wedding I was bored at) and took her out to dinner at a nice restaurant. The problem? Let me tick them off:

A) She's a bit of a fatty. Sorry, call me shallow, but physical attraction is part of what makes a relationship work and being on the thick side doesn't give a girl any points in my book. Now, mind you, I'm being generous with my assessment as she could easily fit 2 people in her dress. This is by no means just a girl who has curves (which I like). She's a flat out beach ball. I like a girl who takes care of herself - both physically and financially. Someone who wants me to take care of her is just being a needy lil whore. Which leads to -

B) So the waiter comes by and asks me what I want. I tell him that I'll have the lemon chicken and then the waiter asks her what she wants. She says she'll have a salad... and NOT jokingly says she's got to watch her girlish figure... and then orders a filet mignon... and then orders a lemon chicken (like me)... and THEN orders dessert. Ok, fatty jokes aside, that was really nasty... she ate EVERYTHING... including EACH side that came with each dish. No wonder she could fit two ppl in her dress. She must be, in fact, eating for two! To top it off, she expected me to pay for it (which, granted, it was the first date so tradition applies - the man pays first - it's a just a courtesy). But it's one thing to eat expensive food at a classy restaurant and another to outright take advantage of your date. Smells of gold diggah! to me. And then to top it off -

C) She was discussing what our kids would look like (I prayed to all omnipresent entities that they strike me dead before that happens) when I've barely gotta to know let alone want to be with her. Sorry, if there's one thing that turns me off on a first date it's discussion of our (shared) future before we establish a present one.

She apparently thinks things are going well (to the contrary) so after dinner, she wants to take a romantic walk downtown towards the lake. I oblige her (noob mistake on my part - NEVER lead a woman on if you don't like her, the longer you wait, the harder it is to leave the situation) just to be a nice guy and she tries for a kiss. Sorry, uh-uh, not gonna happen. If I'm not feelin' it, neither will she ever get a chance to 'feel it'. I kissed her on the cheek like you would a kid sister but she didn't take the hint. So this is where I had to be an asshole. I straight out told her I wasn't feelin' it and that she'd be better off with someone else who would make her happy. She doesn't take this well and I bring her home (in tears). I make my way home and my mom bitches me out for making her cry but I told her once, I've told her a thousand times - DON'T DO MY DATING FOR ME! I doubt my mom got the idea in her head - my family (myself included) are quite stubborn. -_- Sheesh. I can only hope and pray my mom get the hint.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']*Nods head approvingly*
It is good to see my OTT doing so well. It took the crappy one 4 days to get to this point :lol:

In other news, I just got back from seeing Howl's Moving Castle (finally!). Pretty damn good movie. Not his best, but still good. And, even better, the wife and I were the only people in the theater. To clarify my point: West Michigan sucks for culture.[/QUOTE]

No more OTT's started by beerguy. Agreed?
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']*Nods head approvingly*
It is good to see my OTT doing so well. It took the crappy one 4 days to get to this point :lol:

In other news, I just got back from seeing Howl's Moving Castle (finally!). Pretty damn good movie. Not his best, but still good. And, even better, the wife and I were the only people in the theater. To clarify my point: West Michigan sucks for culture.[/QUOTE]
The theater here was almost full. They may not have been there for the fact that it was an anime by Miyazaki, but it's the movie that counts. :lol:
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Did I just see google ads about gumbo?

If so, :rofl:. If not, :sad:.[/QUOTE]

gumbo.jpg
 
[quote name='shrike4242']So, what really happened? :rofl:[/QUOTE]

I really really really really really really wish I had a better ending... scratch that, better STORY (altogether) to tell.:cry::booty::whistle2:#:bomb:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I really really really really really really wish I had a better ending... scratch that, better STORY (altogether) to tell.:cry::booty::whistle2:#:bomb:[/QUOTE]

Not that we'd know if you were making stuff up or not. :D
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Just. Say. No. I would. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Hah! Don't you think I've tried for the last 5 years? I WISH!!! :bomb:

[quote name='shrike4242']Not that we'd know if you were making stuff up or not. :D[/QUOTE]

Honestly? I WISH I made it up because I could sit back and laugh at myself instead of going through that horrifying horrifying experience. :cry::cry::cry:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Hah! Don't you think I've tried for the last 5 years? I WISH!!! :bomb:[/QUOTE]

I don't see what's so hard about it. Say no, and if they don't accept it just ignore them. :lol:

Look at me, trying to give advice to the Prof ... I have lost it. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I don't see what's so hard about it. Say no, and if they don't accept it just ignore them. :lol:

Look at me, trying to give advice to the Prof ... I have lost it. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Hard to say no when your mom tells you the day OF the date instead of clearing it by me with pictures and a mini bio so I, at least, know what mess I'm gettin' into. I'm not a total prick. :lol:
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']*taps Sweeney in the side with his foot*

I think he passed out.[/QUOTE]

Either that, or too many moments of self-enjoyment in a small enough period of time.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Either that, or too many moments of self-enjoyment in a small enough period of time.[/QUOTE]
Heh...heh...heh...self-enjoyment. Stirrin' his own gumbo...
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Heh...heh...heh...self-enjoyment. Stirrin' his own gumbo...[/QUOTE]

Might be coffee-stirring only, due to the scope of the implement.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Hard to say no when your mom tells you the day OF the date instead of clearing it by me with pictures and a mini bio so I, at least, know what mess I'm gettin' into. I'm not a total prick. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Sometimes you have to be. :lol:



I think I'll stop here for the night ... at least for the time being. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Sometimes you have to be. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Maybe. But total prickery is just not in my personality. I simply can't be a complete jerk to others (unless they instigate first and/or I have no other alternatives).
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Hard to say no when your mom tells you the day OF the date instead of clearing it by me with pictures and a mini bio so I, at least, know what mess I'm gettin' into. I'm not a total prick. :lol:[/QUOTE]

How is it difficult? It shows a fundamental lack of respect for you, and it would hell of piss me off if I were put in that position.
 
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