[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']
Drunk Drivers Against Anime Fans.
"I was an anime fan at one point in my life but i got hit by a drunk driver roughly two years ago. It shattered my femur and my pelvis, and i got all kinds of pointy, hot metal things jabbed into my body, including one of my lungs. During my long and agonizing recuperation, i realized that i had been wrong to like anime, and that i was only hurting the ones i loved. Now i live a happy, anime-free life, and i feel like a huge burden has been lifted off my crippled, limping body! THANKS DDAAF!"[/QUOTE]
From their review section:
"Title: Ghost In The Shell
Published by: MANGA Entertainment
It's 1966, Washington is going through the hot summer of sexual liberation, and amidst the flower power, a young man named Biff Rover needs to find out how to please his girl if he wants to hang on to her. To this end he drifts from bar to bar where he is ushered into manhood by professional ladies. Sometimes more than one. And once with this lady I'm pretty sure has a penis. There's not much story to this particular anime, it more or less moves from sex scene to sex scene, and occasionally it pauses while a voice-over points out the seven erogonous zones of the female body, while describing in a muddy Brooklyn accent how best to stimulate them. After about fifty minutes the tape's scratched and it turns into a compilation of Laurel & Hardy sketches, so someone may have taped over my copy. At any rate, I'm not sure what the Jap(ane)s(e) were trying to accomplish with this, but I think they can do better. Two beers for the sex, plus one half for the penis, amounts to two and a half beers."