The "GOLDEN PSP" OTT

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[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']sleep is for hookers and fat people[/QUOTE]

Just remember, we won't call you a hooker until someone actually pays you for the service, fatty.;)
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Somehow I don't think that's snot...[/QUOTE]

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Man, I am soooo hungry....

I got up this morning at 4. Which mean my body is thinking it's lunch time when its only ten. And I've jogged eight miled in the last couple days while cutting my caloric intake.

I just had a small piece of apple fritter, I hope that lasts me till noon.
 
I think cheapys having some april 1st fun....

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Also "Ladies and Gentlemen! Peons and Concubines! I, your Lord and Master, am pleased to announce that one among you has been deemed worthy of joining my Grand Harem.
WI-FI, the most beautiful and worshipful among you, has been deemed a Supa Peon. You will bow down and worship him as you worship Me, or you will recieve eternal punishment in the depths of his sphincter.

On a lighter note, he is now officially the Royal Prostitute. Use him as you see fit.

Also note: HydroOtter, the fool who I deposed in my quest for power, has apologized for his ineptitude and weakness, and will trouble thee no longer, for he shall now work for us."

....and my day starts off weird....
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']go a play video game[/QUOTE]

I'm at work.... my psp is in my pocket... its tempting....:bouncy:
 
[quote name='Kayden']I'm at work.... my psp is in my pocket... its tempting....:bouncy:[/QUOTE]

Is it really a PSP in your pocket, or are you just happy to see him?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Is it really a PSP in your pocket, or are you just happy to see him?[/QUOTE]

Yes and yes... I have two pockets... :twisted:
 
[quote name='Kayden']En Garde, you rouge!

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Um...don't you mean rogue? Or were you going to lightly apply JSweeney to your cheeks and/or lips?
 
Me and my friend bernstien were asked to leave during a lecture, why you ask, we were talking about the south park episode and couldnt stop fucking laughing, literally bursting out loud, dam you south park!
 
[quote name='KrazyKefka']Um...don't you mean rogue?[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry... what I really meant to say was "shut the fuck up and don't ever correct me"...

Freudian Slip I suppose...
 
:roll: I was calling him rouge....
rouge
n.
1. A red or pink cosmetic for coloring the cheeks or lips.
2. A reddish powder, chiefly ferric oxide, used to polish metals or glass

Haven't you ever called someone a red powder composed primarily of ferric oxide that is used to polish metal or glass? Expand your verbal arsenal. Geez.... :razz:

(18 charisma= +4 to saving throw!)
 
[quote name='Kayden']I'm sorry... what I really meant to say was "shut the fuck up and don't ever correct me"...

Freudian Slip I suppose...[/QUOTE]

:lol:
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']One more hour and I'm free for the weekend.

Hey, is that Cloudspekk in the trading forum?[/QUOTE]

Yep. Just in time for April Fool's.
 
I go through this every Saturday morning with AVS.

[quote name='"The Onion"']Five Minutes of Watching Indian Channel Leads to Five Hours of Watching Indian Channel.

NEW YORK—A five-minute sampling of Hindi-language channel Zee TV stretched into a five-hour Indian TV marathon for Craig Mieritz, 23, Monday. "I have no idea what's going on, but I can't turn it off," the channel-flipping Mieritz said about a colorful, frenetic musical number on the soap opera Tum Bin Jaaoon Kahaan. "Maybe I'll just watch another minute..." Following the soap, Mieritz watched a Hindi pop variety show, 11 music videos, and the three-hour Bollywood epic Khuda Gawah, the remote in his hand the entire time."[/quote]
 
[quote name='Nirvanaguy777']Me and my friend bernstien were asked to leave during a lecture, why you ask, we were talking about the south park episode and couldnt stop fucking laughing, literally bursting out loud, dam you south park![/QUOTE]

That's going to happen to me at some point...
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I just got my copy of X-Men Legends, I know what I'll be doing tonight (until I leave to see Sin City of course). :D[/QUOTE]

Masturbating again?
 
Just saw Sin City. My Girlfriend is visabaly upset, and im still a bit in awe. BRUTAL film. Its one thing reading the books, in motion, especially with such gorgeous imagry, is quite shocking.

If you like your meat raw and your women hookers, THEN i can suggest Sin City. Otherwise, you've been warned.
 
[quote name='Wshakspear']Just saw Sin City. My Girlfriend is visabaly upset, and im still a bit in awe. BRUTAL film. Its one thing reading the books, in motion, especially with such gorgeous imagry, is quite shocking.

If you like your meat raw and your women hookers, THEN i can suggest Sin City. Otherwise, you've been warned.[/QUOTE]

Well I enjoy violent movies so I'll probably go see it then.
 
[quote name='Wshakspear']Just saw Sin City. My Girlfriend is visabaly upset, and im still a bit in awe. BRUTAL film. Its one thing reading the books, in motion, especially with such gorgeous imagry, is quite shocking.

If you like your meat raw and your women hookers, THEN i can suggest Sin City. Otherwise, you've been warned.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like the best movie ever!
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']My thoughts exactly, but I was already thinking that. :D[/QUOTE]

As long as there's plenty of explosions, I think this even beat out Star Wars and Lord of the Rings!!!
 
[quote name='CrashSpyro123']No, chipotle sucks ass!!![/QUOTE]

First you said his cheesecake sucks and now his chipotle. What do you have against this man's food?
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I'm off to eat Chipotle and watch Sin City. ENVY ME, BITCHES! :twisted:[/QUOTE]

Wait, you mean we aren't suppose to constatnly envy you?:D
 
[quote name='dcfox']First you said his cheesecake sucks and now his chipotle. What do you have against this man's food?[/QUOTE]

I feel that he should eat some better food.
 
Whee, just ordered the 3 remaining volumes of Super Milk Chan for 30 shipped. i'm going to see Sin City tomorrow, originally with both my parents, now probably only my Dad, after finding out how violent. Is it realistic, or cartoonish (a la Kill Bill), and is it more than Kill bill?

GWAR is awesome.

And I didn't get into NYU or Carnegie Mellon, so i'm kind of pissed about that.
 
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