I think cheapys having some april 1st fun....
EDIT:
Also "Ladies and Gentlemen! Peons and Concubines! I, your Lord and Master, am pleased to announce that one among you has been deemed worthy of joining my Grand Harem.
WI-FI, the most beautiful and worshipful among you, has been deemed a Supa Peon. You will bow down and worship him as you worship Me, or you will recieve eternal punishment in the depths of his sphincter.
On a lighter note, he is now officially the Royal Prostitute. Use him as you see fit.
Also note: HydroOtter, the fool who I deposed in my quest for power, has apologized for his ineptitude and weakness, and will trouble thee no longer, for he shall now work for us."
....and my day starts off weird....