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aww :) someone hit puberty!! jk jk
dude seriously, just walk up to them and talk, hell thats wat i did and im happy now with a great gf , seriously tho just be urself and just start with small talk (weather, test grades...cag , how much u love / hate a class, etc), and then if you feel a chemistry there say something like
"you know, im free for awhile bla bla, wanna get something to eat? etc" take it from there :)

ps: the laying test out then offering tutoring thing MIGHT make u seem arrogant, just putting it out there
 
[quote name='Brak']I pictured a brunette full-beard... and just that, too. Floating as though your body was painted green and you were standing in front of a greenscreen, chroma-keyed out.[/QUOTE]
Nope, not a brunette. These days, it's turning more grey than dark, so that's something, since it is hair. :whistle2:s Floating, no, I only do that on a bad day. :roll:

[quote name='Tiphireth']I always imagined Shrike like his avatar. Scary, extra-terrestrial, and grumpy. ;)[/QUOTE]
I'll give you one of those as correct. Your guess as to which one. ;)

[quote name='Tiphireth']Putting in fillings. First time in my life I've had cavities! :bomb:[/QUOTE]
I thought your gag reflex exercises were having you end up with nothing on your teeth? :whistle2:s I'd ask for your money back on those classes, since it doesn't seem like it's working.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']
I'll give you one of those as correct. Your guess as to which one. ;)[/QUOTE]

Pfft. Scary and grumpy are a given. ;)


I thought your gag reflex exercises were having you end up with nothing on your teeth? :whistle2:s I'd ask for your money back on those classes, since it doesn't seem like it's working.
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:lol: Man, fuck you.
 
[quote name='greydemise']ps: the laying test out then offering tutoring thing MIGHT make u seem arrogant, just putting it out there[/QUOTE]
Yeah, maybe that was a mistake in a college advanced calculus course...

She kind of told me to fuck off.

Everything was so much easier in high school, but that was probably because I spent a year at a Catholic school. Catholic teenagers don't share their parents beliefs about free sex and condoms.


Also, have any off you ever tried to explain physics to an idiot?
Last time I was on a camping trip I was talking to this other scout leader about electrical engineering (specifically different types of transmitters, recievers, and encoding hardware on cell plones, and how WW2 radio technology that constantly changes frequency [with both phones in synch] can actually reduce the strain on a network, and the only adverse side effect would be an occasional .1 second burst of static) and I changed the topic to relativity, and he did not even know that e=mc^2 implies that mater and energy are two states of the same thing! And to top it off, HE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN SPECIAL RELATIVITY!
I was like "yeah, and do you think it's intelligent design that vibrates electrons"? and he was like "how else could the world work like it does"? WTF?

How can someone who knows so much about electrical engineering be such an idiot?
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Yuck. My dentist's a good guy, though.


ONLY $272 FOR MY GODDAMN GRADUATION PACKAGE?! HOW CAN I AFFORD NOT TO SIGN UP?! :hot:

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You're paying $272 for what exactly?
 
[quote name='beerguy961']You're paying $272 for what exactly?[/QUOTE]
I hated those damn fucking things in high school. My friend had two sisters that had graduated from the same high school, and they wouldn't let him use either cap or gown. If you wanted to go to the ceremony, you HAD to buy a new one. Their reasoning? They use a large batch of ink to dye all the gowns, and it may differ from year to year, and it would be just utterly unimaginable if one or two of those gowns were slightly off color from the others. :roll:
 
[quote name='greydemise']aww :) someone hit puberty!! jk jk [/QUOTE]
That reminds me aout 5 years ago this kid came on my Counter-Strike server asked why there was hair growing above his penis!

After some guy said "Welcome to puberty" the kid left.

It was hilarious, nobody was able to play for a couple minutes after because they were laughing.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Pfft. Scary and grumpy are a given. ;)

:lol: Man, fuck you.[/QUOTE]
First off, you should get that air leak fixed, sounds bad. ;)

Secondly, you're very welcome. :D
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']String theory is for bitches.


Which of course means I'm not entirely sure I understand it. :oops: :lol:[/QUOTE]
Basically, it is a fundamental physics model whose building blocks are one dimensional, and stretch out into strings.
 
when i meet girls i usually tell them that i ask for advice on message boards and then ask them if they like the unified field theory or string theory........

but really, just talk to them about anything, its nice if its something youre interested in, but sometimes you just have to sell out and discuss paris hilton or some dumb shit
 
Just had my first meal of the day: a yogurt and a small banana.

[quote name='Saucy Jack']Yep, that's a good book. What are you reading now?[/QUOTE]

Nothing yet. I went by Borders this morning and almost picked up White Noise, but I figured I could get it cheaper online. Maybe I'll give A Clockwork Orange another go, I never finished it last time. Then again, maybe not.

[quote name='Saucy Jack']Wow... I feel pretty invincible right now.

Just jumped out of a moving truck. Hit the ground perfectly, too.[/QUOTE]

What were the circumstances of this daring feat? :lol:
 
[quote name='Quackzilla']Basically, it is a fundamental physics model whose building blocks are one dimensional, and stretch out into strings.[/QUOTE]

I know what it is, but I don't really understand the details of it. Of course I've never really bothered to find out. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Just had my first meal of the day: a yogurt and a small banana.



Nothing yet. I went by Borders this morning and almost picked up White Noise, but I figured I could get it cheaper online. Maybe I'll give A Clockwork Orange another go, I never finished it last time. Then again, maybe not.



What were the circumstances of this daring feat? :lol:[/QUOTE]

Maybe I should give Clockwork Orange a read. The movie was great.

About the stunt:

I had just finished taking out the family to lunch... on the way home, I stopped to pick up the mail. My family started getting on my shit about things... for no reason at all. I told them to stop the truck; I wasn't about to be subjected to a truck ride from Hell. They wouldn't. I repeated my request 3 times.

After that, I jumped out of the speeding truck, landed perfectly, and walked back home.

Now I have to go do some remodeling to the home. Be back later.
 
Remember when Sam from Quantum Leap used to describe his time theory with string? That was awesome.

R.I.P. Gooshie
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[quote name='Saucy Jack']Maybe I should give Clockwork Orange a read. The movie was great.

About the stunt:

I had just finished taking out the family to lunch... on the way home, I stopped to pick up the mail. My family started getting on my shit about things... for no reason at all. I told them to stop the truck; I wasn't about to be subjected to a truck ride from Hell. They wouldn't. I repeated my request 3 times.

After that, I jumped out of the speeding truck, landed perfectly, and walked back home.

Now I have to go do some remodeling to the home. Be back later.[/QUOTE]

That's great. :applause:
 
If a girl's sitting next to you in class, get a glance at what magazine's she got in her backpack. If you really dig her, find out what that magazine's about and discuss with it with her. If it's a generic magazine like Cosmo, People, etc. discuss Paris Hilton like the guy before said. Hopefully, it'll be something you read also. Even if it's something she just picked up for an assignment, you've got something to chat her up about and maybe you could give her some help on another assignment. Showing off your grades seems kind of arrogant, especially if she's hiding the fact that she got a better score than you!

Now to physics. I love the field and read as much as I can about it every chance I get. It hasn't be said in this thread yet, but read Hawking's books. A Brief History of Time and The Universe in a Nutshell. These books are must read and will break down some of the more complicated theories going around these days. The only problem is that any breakthroughs will most likely be controlled a major government and we all know they aren't the most interested in advancing humankind. If you just happen to stumble upon the Grand Unified Theory and figure how to time travel, you think the U.S. Government will just let you patent it and be on your merry way? Luckily, you'll end up in some insane asylum but probably you'll end up six feet deep. Galileo went through hell because of his theories. Sorry to be such a downer but it needed to be said.


It's a great time to be a cheap ass gamer.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']That's great. :applause:[/QUOTE]

Well, being a lifelong Jackie Chan fan does have its benefits. I was afraid that I was going to smack my head on the pavement or something, but I executed the jump perfectly.

Thankfully, everyone apologized for their behavior...

Well, it looks like the tile for the floor is here, so back to work...
 
Backwards time travel is theoretically impossible, because space is relative to time, and having less than 0% time would require more than 100% speed (speed>c), and to exceed light speed you need infinite energy.

And she has a Hello Kitty backpack, binder, notebook, stickers, etc.
Is that like a cartoon or something?
 
[quote name='flowery']So the funniest thing. A car alarm just went off outside and the first thing I thought was Dane Cooks car alarm song.[/QUOTE]

Hellooooooooo. I'm a caaaaaaaaaaaaaar. Ga-so-line-makes-me-run. Baaaack seat. Truuunk space.

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Well, being a lifelong Jackie Chan fan does have its benefits. I was afraid that I was going to smack my head on the pavement or something, but I executed the jump perfectly.

Thankfully, everyone apologized for their behavior...

Well, it looks like the tile for the floor is here, so back to work...[/QUOTE]

Jumping from a moving vehicle. Thats insane...I would have loved to have seen that in person. Did they just keep driving because I am sure their expressions were priceless.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Hellooooooooo. I'm a caaaaaaaaaaaaaar. Ga-so-line-makes-me-run. Baaaack seat. Truuunk space.

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.[/QUOTE]

No you're a fucking riot.
 
Backwards time travel is impossible under the current laws of physics. That assumes that we're in a flat universe with a finite area but no boundaries. What if the universe is shaped like a saddle? This doesn't come from me but Hawking. A wormhole could theoretically do this. We all assume that wormholes will be used to go far distances in the universe but if time and space are linked couldn't wormholes take you to far distances in the time line? Enter a wormhole, and come out a thousand years later. Then if you went back through the other direction couldn't you go back? This might involve ripping apart the time space continium and wouldn't be recommended! Just trying to say if wormholes can be two way travel through space they should theorectically be able to go through time as well.

As for the Hello Kitty, you're pretty much screwed if you bring it up. It's so feminine, that if you feign interest in it, you'll be relegated to the weird friend category. Maybe she's a Japanophile. See if she's into anime or something else along that line. Under no circumstances bring in any trading cards or comic books. You want to act more mature than her even if that's not the case. College chicks dig older more mature men. Hope that was help for you bro.


It's a great time to be a cheap ass gamer.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Hellooooooooo. I'm a caaaaaaaaaaaaaar. Ga-so-line-makes-me-run. Baaaack seat. Truuunk space.

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I love that song...

Need to listen to Retaliation Disc 2 and the DVD... and then buy Harmful if Swallowed.

[quote name='flowery']Jumping from a moving vehicle. Thats insane...I would have loved to have seen that in person. Did they just keep driving because I am sure their expressions were priceless.[/QUOTE]

Well, my mom screamed when I jumped out. They just kept on driving though. Maybe they saw that I was walking home and figured that I was OK.
 
I did try to help this man. As the car was coming towards him, I reached out and said "Ohhhhh." "Ohhhhh" That's all I could think of to say. There's so many things now in retrospect that I would love - I'd love to have been like "You're about to get struck by a vehicle!" I did not have time to say "You're about to get struck by a vehicle," so I went with Ohhhhh, which is like a concerned moan.
 
[quote name='Trakan']I did try to help this man. As the car was coming towards him, I reached out and said "Ohhhhh." "Ohhhhh" That's all I could think of to say. There's so many things now in retrospect that I would love - I'd love to have been like "You're about to get struck by a vehicle!" I did not have time to say "You're about to get struck by a vehicle," so I went with Ohhhhh, which is like a concerned moan.[/QUOTE]
Has anyone seen my shoes? I kicked them off in a fit of joy.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I'm on so much medication. I'm surprised I'm awake right now, seeing as I've been sleeping alot due to the medicine. Bleh.[/QUOTE]

What do they got you on?

[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Has anyone seen my shoes? I kicked them off in a fit of joy.[/QUOTE]

Did you guys hear about Mary? A tire... HIT HER IN THE FACE!
 
[quote name='shrike4242']I think one OTT is enough, thanks.[/QUOTE]

Do we really want a discussion on string theory in the OTT? :lol:

EDIT: And now it looks like I double posted, you bastard! :bomb: :lol:
 
[quote name='depascal22']As for the Hello Kitty, you're pretty much screwed if you bring it up. It's so feminine, that if you feign interest in it, you'll be relegated to the weird friend category. Maybe she's a Japanophile. See if she's into anime or something else along that line. Under no circumstances bring in any trading cards or comic books. You want to act more mature than her even if that's not the case. College chicks dig older more mature men. Hope that was help for you bro.[/QUOTE]

I say go for talking about the Ring movies, scary movies are usually good for raising excitement, and also a good mainstream east vs west topic (is she asian...)

Mixing hello kitty with a guy who wrote fairly good stories about bending time and space:

http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/?date=2003-11-30

You seem pretty intense. My gf called me intense, so I stared at her until she cried.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Are CC sales ever online? They're gonna have Blue Collar S1 for a great price, but it's a ways away...[/QUOTE]

Yep, the sale will be online for that.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Yep, the sale will be online for that.[/QUOTE]

Awesome! I'll be glad to pick that up for the cheap price they have. =D

Oh yeah, happy Halloween CAG!
 
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