[quote name='Kayden']Shrike visits the doctor for his annual physical. After all the tests, the doctor comes into the exam room and says, "Mr. Shrike, I'm sorry, but I have bad news, and I have worse news."
Shrike looks at the doctor and says, "Thats a shame, but lets hear the worst of it first."
The doctor replies, "Well, I'm sorry to say, but you have cancer."
"That's horrible," responds Shrike. "What's the rest of the news?"
"You also show signs of developing Alzheimer's." Answered the doctor.
To which Shrike responds, "Hey, it could be worse, I could have cancer."
Is that better?
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Surprising that you didn't make it prostate cancer.