If anyone has the 5-15-06 show...bought 26 mins in, give or take, Howard starts talking about the prank call Richard does to one of the public access shows. Some fat old guy trying to be a scientist etc etc.
Usually when people call into the show and say "OMG LULZ that was so funny I had to pull over" etc etc....
The third call into that show Richard makes, he starts to tell the guy "OMG Im gonna "come""...the way he says it is so f'n convincing as if he was really sitting there rubbing one out...I was in tears from laughing so hard at that.