Dixie - When you question things in this company, you’re questioning me. And I cannot allow that to happen. You can choose to not support me, but you’ll need to find a new place to work.
AJ - There’s been a lot of changes in TNA, but let me make one thing clear - I’M AJ STYLES AND I’M TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Ever since I’ve won the title, there have been changes in my life - POSITIVE CHANGES. Who ever thought that HULK HOGAN would be part of the TNA family!? (fans chant Hogan) WE’RE ON A NEW PLAYING FIELD. A WHOLE NEW LEVEL BAYBEE!
I GOTTA TELL YOU, I BEEN DREAMING ABOUT BEING AT THIS LEVEL FOR THE PAST SEVEN YEARS! BUT WHERE THERE’S POSITIVES, THERE’S NEGATIVES! When I won this, I made it clear I was a fighting champion - anytime, anyplace, anywhere! THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH THAT IS SOMEONE’S BEEN LURKING IN THE SHADOW, HIDING OUT IN THE LITTLE DARKNESS AND JUMPING ME! I’M GONNA GIVE YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO COME OUT HERE, MAN UP! I DON’T CARE WHETHER YOU’RE FOE OR FRIEND! MAN UP! GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT AND TRY TO TAKE WHAT’S MINE! (Daniels comes out)
Taz - JOE WAS RIGHT!
Tenay - AJ CALLS OUT THE SNEAK ATTACKER AND… HIS BEST FRIEND DANIELS ANSWERS!?
Daniels - It’s interesting to me that you’d say FOE OR FRIEND and I’m confused as to why you’d use those words.
AJ - I DON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING TO DO!
Daniels - I THINK YOU DO! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS THAT I’M THE GUY WHO’S BEEN ATTACKING YOU!? BECAUSE JOE TOLD YOU!? ARE YOU THAT GULLIBLE!? Or can you be that stupid!? LOOK AT YOU - YOU’RE SO ARROGANT! FOR SEVEN YEARS, YOU’VE BEEN THE FACE AND THE FUTURE OF THIS COMPANY! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT!? ALONG THE WAY, YOU’VE BEEN PAMPERED! CODDLED! AND YEAH, YOU’RE A LITTLE SPOILED! YOU’VE ALWAYS GOTTEN SPECIAL TREATMENT! LOOK AT ME - WE CAME INTO TNA AT THE SAME TIME, AND WHAT DID I GET!? NOTHING! I GOT NOTHING HANDED TO ME! LET’S BE 100% HONEST - I AM EVERY BIT THE WRESTLER YOU ARE! These people know it and you KNOW IT! THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND I! EVERY TIME YOU WERE DOWN, THE COMPANY HELPED YOU UP. EVERY TIME I WAS UP, THE COMPANY PUSHED ME DOWN! NOW DIXIE SAYS THERE’S GONNA BE A CHANGE IN TNA, WELL MAYBE MY SITUATION WILL CHANGE, BUT I THINK IF THERE’S ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE BACK, IT’S GONNA BE ANOTHER SEVEN YEARS IN HELL FOR ME!
AJ - Is that how it is!? YOU HAVE NEVER AS LONG AS WE’VE BEEN FRIENDS, HAVE NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT! NEVER! LET ME ASK YA SOMETHING, CHRIS! IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN’T SAY TO ME!? (Joe comes out)
Joe - AJ, you wanna know if there’s anything he can’t say to you? HE’S WORKING YOU! Daniels, you’re a bald-faced liar! These are hard truths to accept, but this man has been lying to you his entire friendship. You may see a friend, but I see a man who is jealous of you. Who always has been jealous of you and always will be jealous of you. There’s one reason you and I aren’t friends - you have something I want, and I want to be the best in the world, and to be that, you must be the TNA World champion! You see AJ, I have no problem standing here and telling you that face-to-face and I don’t need to run around and attack you backstage like some cowardly punk!
Daniels - I DIDN’T ATTACK AJ! IF I WANNA BEAT AJ, I CAN DO IT IN THIS RING! AND THERE’S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!
AJ - Is that how you feel? YOU THINK YOU’RE THE BEST!? HOW BAD YA WANNA FIND OUT!? IF YOU WANTED A PIECE OF ME, ALL YA HAD TO DO WAS ASK!? LET’S SETTLE THIS TONIGHT!!! (Crowd goes YEAAAAHHHHH!”) LET’S PUT OUR FRIENDSHIP ASIDE AND DO THINGS THE WAY THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DONE - WITH A WINNER AND A LOSER!
Tenay - AT TURNING POINT, IT’LL BE A THREE WAY FOR THE WORLD TITLE, BUT TONIGHT, IT’S ABOUT PROVING WHO’S THE BEST!
Tenay - STORM’S GOT THE BOOZER CRUISER!
Taz - I love it! They sell those things in orange!?
Taz - Last week, Beer Money jumped World Elite while they were in their astronaut jumpsuits!
Taz - Brutus Magnus DA-RILLED the referee!
Taz - Think Rob went to the gym today?
Taz - Big Rob is a big guy.
Tenay - Yes, AND WHETHER IT’S CNN HEADLINE NEWS OR JIMMY FALLON NBC, EVERY WIRE SERVICE IN THE WORLD IS DOCUMENTING THE HULK HOGAN-TNA PARTNERSHIP!
Taz - There’s the only part of Big Rob that doesn’t have muscles - his head!
Tenay - ERIC JUST HIT HIS PARTNER WITH THE GLOBAL BELT! (in front of the ref, ref counts 3 anyway)
Tenay - THERE’S MAGNUS AND WILLIAMS! WE’VE TALKED ABOUT THE FINES AND SUSPENSIONS!
Taz - I don’t know what’s worse - the beat down or those horrible sweat pants.
Tenay - BOY THAT IS ONE COCKY BUNCH!
Velvet - THEY’RE MAKING A MONSTER MOVIE AND YOU’RE THE STAR!
ODB - I’m making a movie, and they’re looking for slut doubles!
Lethal - JUST THE MENTION OF THAT NAME…HULK HOGAN…DIDJA FEEL THAT!? NOBODY HAS A BIGGER HISTORY WITH THE HULLKSTER THAN MYSELF! WE’VE BEEN SIDE-BY-SIDE! I WANNA BE THE FIRST WELCOME THE HULKSTER TO HIS NEW HOME IN TNA! What better way to do that an make an announcement of my own - in the new home of the Mega Powers, you’re gonna see the start of the Black Machismo Invitational. Anyone with legendary status who wants to see if they’ve got it - Birdman, Snake Man, BUNDY, FLAIR, YOU CAN ALL COME! NEXT WEEK THE FREAKOUT INVITATIONAL STARTS!
JB - Mick, YOU HAVEN’T RESPONDED TO MY TWEETS!
Mick - I said that’s all the people needed to know. You’d think that as Exec Shareholder, I’d be informed. Hulk Hogan…are you a Hulkamanic?
JB - You’re my favorite.
Mick - Liar. Your lips say Mick but your eyes say Hulkamania. A few weeks ago, you were shocked when Shelley said that there was a camera in my office…is there something you’re afraid of?
JB - No, I really just wanted to talk to you.
Mick - Have a nice day…Hulkamaniac!
Taz - Kurt challenged Desmond to a street fight, and we got just that (clip airs of Angle clotheslining Desmond)
Wolfe - I WANT EVERYBODY TO TALK A LOOK AT THAT MOPPET IN THE RING!
Angle - AND NEXT TIME THAT’LL BE ME IN THE RING!
Wolfe - THERE’S ANOTHER VICTIM OF THE FANGS OF THE WOLF! WHAT I DON’T UNDERSTAND IS WHY ALL THESE WANKERS WANT TO GET IN THE RING ME! YOU’RE ALL THE SAME! IT’S EASY TO GET IN THE RING, BUT GETTING OUT…NOT SO MUCH! NOW, Mr. Angle, or perhaps after what I did to you, perhaps I should call you Mr. Mangled.
Angle - KEEP ON TALKING, DESMOND!
Wolfe - I know you’re in a neck brace, Mr. Mangled, but I don’t understand why at Turning Point, you want to suffer more pain and agon…
(at the same time)Angle - IT’S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN THAT!
Wolfe - I’LL GIVE IT TO YO…
Angle - It’ll be a pleasure, Desmond.
Wolfe - I CAN SMELL THE BLOOD, AND LET’S JUST SAY THAT I’M HUNGRY LIKE A WOLF.
Angle - Nice sunglasses.
Tenay - THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, KURT!
Ray - Before we talk about Rhino, let’s talk about Hulk Hogan. HOGAN IN TNA! MAN I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SAY THOSE WORDS! Dixie, you got the biggest set of grapefruits in wrestling! Onto Rhino… I WAS GONNA TALK ABOUT HIM AND HERE HE COMES.
Rhino - I know I’m right. How’d your match go against the Guns? Yeah! They still found a way for you guys to lose? YEAH, BAD CALLS HAPPEN, but was it a mistake or just a mistake? You’ve got Morgan and Hernandez, who’ve been taking me out! IS THAT A COINCIDENCE!?
Ray - He’s crazy. YOU’RE CRAZY!
Devon - Morgan, Hernandez, you’re phenomenal young talent, but we’re looking forward to tonight’s match.
Ray - A FAMOUS MAN SAID TO BE THE MAN, YOU’VE GOT TO BEAT THE MAN. WELL, TO BE THE TEAM, YOU GOTTA BEAT THE TEAM! WE ARE TEAM 3D, COME AND GET US!
Taz - Joe’s got the shirt and the gloves in case there’s bloodshed.
Taz - For a minute, I thought Hamada had the World Elite pants on - got nervous!
Taz - Hamada’s got zeal. It’s a big word, well, not really. It’s a four letter word - one of many I use.
Tenay - I BET!
Tenay - WHAT DOES HULK HOGAN THINK ABOUT THE TNA KNOCKOUTS!?
Taz - It’s non-stop talking in the locker room!
Foley - I didn’t come here empty-handed, I’ve got a gift-a-roonie for someone very special. THE MONSTER ABYSS! Come on out here!
Taz - Gift-a-roonie? That’s what he called it!?
Tenay - What’s this surprise-a-roonie all about!?
Foley - Hold on, I know you don’t trust me. The last time I brought out a framed photo…it got cracked over your skull. So I’m gonna put the gift-a-roonie down over here, Chris. Listen. You and I went through a lot at BFG. I’ve been through a lot in my career and I know you’ve been through a lot in yours. The only time, with all the tings I’ve said, the only time I’ve felt guilty while I was saying those things was when I said them to you, Chris. When I said you were a cheap ripoff and a carbon copy and deep down, I never felt that way. Lemme explain - I’m not gonna lie, when I found that my Tweet and Tweak illustration was destroyed, and when I found out it was you, I was angry. But then I realized I had an opportunity - people asked me about you, and I watched as you tore the roof down - not only in the Impact Zone, but in arenas! And I knew you were tough and good. DAMN GOOD, and there’s only one way to find out how good someone else is - not by watching them. It’s like a war correspondent - they don’t do it from their hotels! WHAT I’M SAYING IS THAT YOU’RE AS TOUGH AS I THOUGHT YOU ARE, but you’re not as good as I thought you were. You know why? Because you’re even better. And tougher. And when someone’s done in this business, aside form money, is their legacy. Chris, I didn’t make it where I am on my own - I wanted to be a cross between Brody and Dynamite, and maybe I wasn’t as good as either on their own, but by putting them together, I became great. I nibbled off of Harley Race’s plate, and when it came to Terry Funk’s plate, I DEVOURED IT! You’ve only scratched the surface of what Abyss is about, and when someone says hey, does that remind you of yourself, I’m not gonna take it as an insult, I’m gonna take that as an honor! If I told you the hardcore legend had a gift-a-roonie… (it’s a picture of Mick and Abyss) Wait. Cut the music. I’ll admit it - I put you through a hell of a test at BFG, but you’ve got one more test in you. Next week on Impact, in that very ring, it’s gonna be you and Dr. Stevie. And if you pin Dr. Stevie, he is gone from TNA!
JB - I AM HERE WITH SCOTT STEINER! What are you thoughts on the arrival of Hulk Hogan?
Steiner - YOU KNOW THE HISTORY OF HULK HOGAN AND BIG POPPA PUMP! WE WERE IN THE NWO, AND KNOWING HIM, HE’S GONNA PUT THE YOUNG PUNKS IN PLACE! THEN I’LL HAVE HIM JOIN THE MEM! AS FAR AS YOUNG PUNKS GO, LASHLEY’S BRINGING HIS WIFE FROM RINGSIDE! WHY? SHE WANTS TO BE MY NUMBER 1 FREAK! SCREAM OUT MY NAME! SO WHETHER IT HAPPENS HERE IN THE MEM LOCKER ROOM OR SOME FANCY HOTEL, REMEMBER THIS - YOU CAN’T STOP THE LUST OF A WOMAN!
Morgan - I’m a Hulkamaniac - when I was a kid, I didn’t want to be Bill Cosby or Ralph Kramden, I wanted to be Hulk Hogan!
Steiner - WHAT’S BOBBY GONNA DOW HEN HE FINDS OUT THAT HE CAN’T SATISFY YOU!?
Tenay - HE GETS HIS WIFE KRISTAL AWAY FROM STEINER!
Tenay - HOMICIDE JUST SHOVED EARL HEBNER!
Tenay - HOW RIDICULOUS IS THAT!?
(as Madison straddles the ropes)Taz - That’s kinda nasty in a good way.
Taz - SHE’S ATTACKING HER WITH…SOME KIND OF PINK BATON!
DW - NEXT WEEK, TNA LIVE INVADES SCRANTON, PA!
Morgan - 3D, you’re the best tag team in history. But that’s the key word - HISTORY.
Hernandez - ME GUSTA!
Morgan - Yeah, what he said!
Lauren - Dr. Stevie, Mick was PLAYING YOU THE ENTIRE TIME! And he booked you to face Abyss next week.
Stevie - Nobody plays me - Mick, you do not play me like a pawn. NOR DO YOU DO THAT TO DAFFNEY AND IF YOU THINK I’LL LET ABYSS BEAT ME, YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR HEAD EXAMINED! I have to take Abyss out by myself. Final warning - back out now, because trust me, you don’t want to know what I have in store for you next week. BWAHAHAHAHA!
Tenay - NEXT WEEK, WE’RE GONNA BE JOINED BY SUPER DAVE MELTZ…OSBOURNE!
Taz - Brother Ray is 100% - and I know this because he told me. Then put himself over a lot.
Tenay - So nothing new with Brother Ray?
Rhino - COME ON BUBBA, WHACK HIM! TAKE THE CHAIR, BUBBA!
Ray - DAMN YOU RHINO! I SHOULD HIT YOU! GET OUT! GET THE FREAK OUTTA HERE, RHINO!