Demolition Man
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Yeah..... apparently its real this time.... unlike the last time.....
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Source: Wrestling Observer Newsletter
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“I don’t really understand the whole concept of Parts Unknown because when you get your wrestling license you have to put where you’re from,” mocked Jericho, who sustained his position on the topic in an interview with WWE.com, years after first discussing this strange subject.
“How can fans actually get behind someone from Parts Unknown?” questioned the contemptuous Superstar. “Where are you supposed to send gifts, if you’re a fan? What if it’s his birthday? What if you want some love advice? Where are you supposed to send the letters to?”
Switching off his heavy sarcasm, Jericho proudly alleged to have broken down the walls of the secret sector and identified the location of Parts Unknown.
“After doing some extensive research, I’ve actually found Parts Unknown,” he boldly stated. “It’s not in Nepal, it’s not in the Fiji Islands … it’s actually right next to Sheboygan, Wisconsin. It’s Parts Unknown, Wisconsin.”
Perhaps the least expected U.S. state of all harboring such an inexplicable terrain? However shocking, the Unified Tag Team Champion’s claims proved unsubstantiated at best and, in fact, further verified the conundrum of this phantom land.
“I’ve tracked down the city but you can’t find it on the map and it’s not in the GPS,” Jericho revealed. “I’ve tried a couple times after shows in Sheboygan or on the way to Green Bay and I get lost every time.”
Jericho slyly evaded further probing of his suspicious allegations, putting to use his patronizing silver tongue to set the scene of supposed “Parts Unknown, Wisconsin.”
“It’s kind of like the Cantina Bar in Star Wars,” he explained. “You have all these rogues, ruffians, gypsies, tramps and thieves all hanging out together.”
He continued, “They aren’t good people; all their parents were poor. Demolition’s parents were poor. Ultimate Warrior’s parents were very poor; his mother was a washer woman and his father worked selling nuts in the streets at red lights.”
Following his insulting tirade, Jericho’s more honest Parts Unknown experience eventually reared its head.
“I’m literally terrified of guys from Parts Unknown,” Jericho admitted. “Even The Undertaker’s from Death Valley. I’m not as scared of him because he comes from an actual place – they have cars, houses, there’s a general store, a pharmacy and an ice cream shoppe, spelt with an ‘e’ at the end of it.”
GN: You recently signed with an organization called TNA Wrestling. What made you decide to get back into the mainstream wrestling world?
HH: That's a huge deal for me, man. I never thought that they would bring me in to like the Vince McMahon role with another wrestling company kind of like I did with WCW years back. I actually used to have this same role back in the day, except it was unofficial. Vince's dad ran the league while I was down here in Minnesota kicking ass with Verne Gagne and when he died, they talked me into coming back. So I came back and found that Vince McMahon, who owns the company now, didn't really understand the business. So I moved in next door to him in Connecticut and taught him all about lifting weights and riding motorcycles and partying like a mad man; and then I taught him about the wrestling business and making money. And now I'm doing that again with TNA Wrestling.
The reason I decided to get back into it is because I'm ready to flip this business over again. It's getting real boring with only one company stuffing this programming down your throat and not allowing fans and the wrestlers the chance to make a choice, and I think it's really important to be able to make that choice instead of just having one option and one option only.
GN: How do you think your presence will help improve the visibility of TNA Wrestling and overall buzz about wrestling in general?
HH: The proof is already out there. In the course of a few days we've got more buzz going for TNA Wrestling then it's had in seven years. For example, no other wrestling organization had ever been able to get into Madison Square Garden in New York for like, 100 years, because Vince owns it and his family owned it before him. So I came in and was like, "Watch this." And we did a press conference at Madison Square Garden.
All I told these guys was that they should give me a chance. If they didn't like what I was doing they can tell me to take a hike, but let me have the chance to come in and take a shot at it. Let the fans and the other wrestlers take a look and decide for themselves what they're in to and I'm confident that I will get this thing rockin'.