The "I Do What I Want" OTT

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you're saving yourself for marriage? that's bs.
every guy wants to get laid. quit lying to yourself.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Poor jaded Sweeney, let the boy keep his crazy ideals about the purity of us women.[/QUOTE]

Eh, you think that's bad...
try to reconcile both of those ideals clashing, with your head telling you that you should know better, that most women (and men, for that matter) are selfish, and if they're talking nicely about you, it probably is just because it serves thier purpose, and then your heart telling you that all people are generally good, that even the most negative person can be reached through enough kindness, that weak should be protected, and that it's your duty to shield them from the harsh realities of the world and the unkindness of others.

The realist can explain it all he wants, but the romantic never lets him actually conduct himself that way.

Hence many other posters branding me as quixotic, ridiculous, or a self-important asshole.
 
I don't know where you find these women, all the people on my buddy list so far are women except for one. And he is the meanest guy and calls everyone whore. All the girls love to have me in class and love when I act goofy, and trust me I'm definately not the best looker of the bunch. The majority of women are brilliant, funny, cute, and kind. You men aren't secure or don't know how the right way to get a woman are. Treat them with more kindness and respect than yourself. Put them on your top priority list. And some wish getting lucky, and I would like to get laid EVENTUAllY, but it doesn't bother me currently. Women come to me for a shoulder to cry on or a hug. I make people smile which is the best thing you can do in the whole world. There is nothing wrong with my thinking. I have never met a bad woman. And I know they don't laugh behind my back because we get along to well. Get your head back into reality and notice that you have to search for that spark in women. Then you might find one just for you. I know I come off desperate but I just like talking with people, that's why I wish people would join my buddy list on AIM. And Sweeny I don't love myself all to much. I respect most others more than myself. I would also go out with my friends except that I don't have a car and they live in different towns. There's nothing for me outside so I don't bother. This should cover everything that has been talked about. Women are better than men face the facts.
 
This isn't stupid. Asking for more friends is a beautiful thing. And its been a long time since I posted anything at least. Currently talking to joe and ashley gotta go.
 
You don't "ask" for friends, you make them. Take the time to do some responsible posting, and you'll make some connections. Make threads like this and you're just asking for grief.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']You don't "ask" for friends, you make them. Take the time to do some responsible posting, and you'll make some connections. Make threads like this and you're just asking for grief.[/QUOTE]

Beat me to it.
 
It's times like these that make me wish JimmieMac really did have control over the ban button.

Since that isn't likely to happen, GO BACK TO GAMEFAQS.
 
you say you're the one they come to when they need a shoulder to cry on?
wow, women treat you just like another woman... you're all man aren't you?

it's true that nice guys finish last. for some strange reason chicks like obnoxious assholes.

they'll never think of you as anything but a friend. don't get too comfortable being such a good friend with chicks because in the end, all they want is some cocky jerk.
 
Actually me being nice has gotten me dates, but I never really found the special thing I want. Its hard to explain really. And porn is just wrong and for desperate men only. I just like the way I handle things.
 
[quote name='Alucard']I don't know where you find these women, all the people on my buddy list so far are women except for one. And he is the meanest guy and calls everyone whore. All the girls love to have me in class and love when I act goofy, and trust me I'm definately not the best looker of the bunch. The majority of women are brilliant, funny, cute, and kind. You men aren't secure or don't know how the right way to get a woman are. Treat them with more kindness and respect than yourself. Put them on your top priority list. And some wish getting lucky, and I would like to get laid EVENTUAllY, but it doesn't bother me currently. Women come to me for a shoulder to cry on or a hug. I make people smile which is the best thing you can do in the whole world. There is nothing wrong with my thinking. I have never met a bad woman. And I know they don't laugh behind my back because we get along to well. Get your head back into reality and notice that you have to search for that spark in women. Then you might find one just for you. I know I come off desperate but I just like talking with people, that's why I wish people would join my buddy list on AIM. And Sweeny I don't love myself all to much. I respect most others more than myself. I would also go out with my friends except that I don't have a car and they live in different towns. There's nothing for me outside so I don't bother. This should cover everything that has been talked about. Women are better than men face the facts.[/QUOTE]

Dude...




You're a fucking fag.
 
People watching porn together maybe. ANd I am not a fag. you might be for saying that though. I am just a nice guy. Why can't there be one in this world. Girls are nice so some guys can be. I guess I'm just a more careful person. But learn to respect women and you might do fine.
 
[quote name='Alucard'] But learn to respect women and you might do fine.[/QUOTE]

Ha! I laugh at thee! A slap to the behind and an order for a sandwhich or cake sufices!!!
 
1) Get a life. You're still young. Go outside and actually talk to people and make friends. If you like talking to people as much as you say, this should be no problem.

2) Don't be so naive. Sure there are nice girls out there, but there's a lot who will use you. People are greedy, and will get what they can from you before moving on.

3) CAG isn't necessarily the best place to look for pity. While there are some people who will feel bad for you, most will make fun of you. Welcome to the intarweb.

4) You're not a fucking vampire, undead, or anything. Acting like that alienates you from 'normal' people and generally annoys them.

I feel better now :D
 
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After he cut off his arm, he jumped off the cliff and broke his fall with his face, just because he's that tough. Then he got ambushed by a tribe of angry Indians, caught an arrow in his heart, pulled it out and killed all the warriors with it. On his way back a buffalo crossed his path so what did Ralston do? He head-butt it to death, then he found its offspring and broke their ribs just for pissing him off. Then he chopped down a tree with his undoubtedly large penis, built a raft out of it and rafted down the green river. That's the damn truth--more or less. Aron Ralston is a real man and one tough son of a bitch. He deserves utmost respect for being such a badass.

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Read it and its crap. I am not like anybody up there. I don't dress up and often I'm gothic. So sorry try again but you can't bring my beliefs down.
 
[quote name='Alucard']Read it and its crap. I am not like anybody up there. I don't dress up and often I'm gothic. So sorry try again but you can't bring my beliefs down.[/QUOTE]

Kids still do goth? Damn, I thought they gave up on that long ago.
 
goth is so late 80's/ early 90's. in this day and age kids like wear everything 3 sizes too big. i hate it when i see asians that try to dress all hardcore and act like a real black person. sadly my school is full of these asian wiggers. makes me sick.
 
I didn't mean serious goth. I mean like always wearing black shirts. It wasn't supposed to be literal. Oh well what you gonna do.
 
[quote name='Alucard']I didn't mean serious goth. I mean like always wearing black shirts. It wasn't supposed to be literal. Oh well what you gonna do.[/QUOTE]

Well, then don't say goth. Saying goth is deliberately hoping people will think you're "different." Always wearing black shirts is just drab.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']The couple that watches porn together fucks together :lol:[/QUOTE]

Spoony, I hate to tell you, but watching Desperate Housewives and then dry humping your significant other is not the same as watching porn and then fucking.
 
[quote name='evilmregg']Spoony, I hate to tell you, but watching Desperate Housewives and then dry humping your significant other is not the same as watching porn and then fucking.[/QUOTE]

When did I say that the phrase applied to me? You know I don't get any unless you come over.
 
I noticed your sig... "Life sucks deal with it". But you came on here asking for friends. If you actually dealt with the lack of friends, you'd go out to a party or something.


Kudos to whomever posted the Maddox. Alucard, you should read a few of Maddox's articles, it'll give you a better view on things.


The best scene ever from a movie was in a particular James Bond when one of Bond's associates comes to talk to him, and he swats his girl on the ass, saying "Off you go. Man-talk time."
 
[quote name='Alucard']I didn't mean serious goth. I mean like always wearing black shirts. It wasn't supposed to be literal. Oh well what you gonna do.[/QUOTE]

I though you meant Goth in the Germanic Tribe sense of the word. If you are just regular wussy goth, then you sir, have lost my respect.
 
What are the chance some stranger will come to a party I have or let me in a party if they don't know me. And at party's everyone is being too sexual. Its all very disturbing. I get too nervous in crowds. I prefer staying at home. And to anyone who bought one of my games or traded for one, I sent them out today. And I said I was joking about that controller thing you pigs.
 
Not to insult but many of you are way too negative. Perhaps you should try to have some emotions. Have more feelings. That's just one of many reasons girls are better than guys. And at least they are willing to meet and talk to new people unlike many of the guys here. So far some people have joined my buddy list so why don't some of you just relax and enjoy some nice conversation with me. Talk to me about anything even your problems maybe I can help you. Just being sympathetic. And get to know more people. Happy posting;) .
 
[quote name='Alucard']What are the chance some stranger will come to a party I have or let me in a party if they don't know me. And at party's everyone is being too sexual. Its all very disturbing. I get too nervous in crowds. I prefer staying at home. And to anyone who bought one of my games or traded for one, I sent them out today. And I said I was joking about that controller thing you pigs.[/QUOTE]

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

*cough* Sorry, I was just picturing Alucard at a party crying in shame because he saw two girls kissing or something.
 
Actually that is something I would drop my mouth open staring. I mean I'm still a guy I have to admit that would be cool. But my respect for the oppostie sex leaves me having to be polite. Thanks for using some humor to make this topic better.
 
[quote name='Alucard']Actually that is something I would drop my mouth open staring. I mean I'm still a guy I have to admit that would be cool. But my respect for the oppostie sex leaves me having to be polite. Thanks for using some humor to make this topic better.[/QUOTE]

Respect?? You haven't met a college girl, have you? Actually, most high school girls are too shallow to realize they should act in a way worthy of respect. Now if you're talking about 40 year old women, maybe then I believe you :lol:
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Respect?? You haven't met a college girl, have you? Actually, most high school girls are too shallow to realize they should act in a way worthy of respect. Now if you're talking about 40 year old women, maybe then I believe you :lol:[/QUOTE]

Big Spoony likes his ladies loosey-goosey. He's not happy unless he's throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
 
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The fat kid is Crash. Just so you know.
 
[quote name='evilmregg']Big Spoony likes his ladies loosey-goosey. He's not happy unless he's throwing a hot dog down a hallway.[/QUOTE]

There's only one hallway I've got my eye on... ;)
 
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