The Ishmael OTT

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[quote name='RedvsBlue']:rofl:
I don't know what's better, the fact that you said "not constantly" or the way you imply that EVERY mexican has to have a bottle of tequila in their house even if they don't drink it.[/QUOTE]

Is it not true? :lol:
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']See there's your problem, you've fucked up your taste buds by drinking paint thinner.[/QUOTE]

So THATS why I'm so stupid!
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']
On a side note, I'm not Mexican but I've got 1.5 of Jose in my kitchen, party at RVB's?[/QUOTE]

Although I've had about 3 ounces of alcohol in my life (so far), if you throw a party in 3 years, I'll show up with some Strongbow. :D
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I'd say drinking paint thinner implies a long history of stupidity. ;)[/QUOTE]
No it doesn't. I'm living proof of that :D
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I'd say drinking paint thinner implies a long history of stupidity. ;)[/QUOTE]

Well, it was probably a mix of the paint thinner, the paint chips, and drinking windex. That would do it.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Is it not true? :lol:[/QUOTE]

I don't have tequila. My dad doesn't have tequila. My grandma doesn't have tequila. Other than that, it might be :lol:
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Shit, my mother goes through Tequila and Gin and Tonic like a bum. It's rather revolting.[/QUOTE]

You push her to drink that much because you're such a huge disapointment.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']Well, it was probably a mix of the paint thinner, the paint chips, and drinking windex. That would do it.[/QUOTE]

Well, at least we know you won't be streaking. Thank Jebus. ;)

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I don't have tequila. My dad doesn't have tequila. My grandma doesn't have tequila. Other than that, it might be :lol:[/QUOTE]

Pfft. And you call me a bad mexican? :roll: :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Well, at least we know you won't be streaking. Thank Jebus. ;)



Pfft. And you call me a bad mexican? :roll: :lol:[/QUOTE]


No, I call you a horrible mexican :lol:
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']No, I call you a horrible mexican :lol:[/QUOTE]

That part was directed at Spoony. I guess you really did fuck up your brain with all that thinner. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']That part was directed at Spoony. I guess you really did fuck up your brain with all that thinner. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Twas a joke ;) You Mexican't.
 
I can take almost all shots. But I need to be drunk with beer first, which can sometimes lead to a messy morning.
 
Well, I actually have a lot more than just a 1.75 (I underestimated on the other post) of Jose...



Guess who got to go through the liquor when the bar in my dad's hotel closed?
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Well, I actually have a lot more than just a 1.75 (I underestimated on the other post) of Jose...



Guess who got to go through the liquor when the bar in my dad's hotel closed?[/QUOTE]

You had best send me some of that shit.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']You had best send me some of that shit.[/QUOTE]


Might as well... the sad part is I hardly ever have anyone over to apartment to drink so it never gets used.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Might as well... the sad part is I hardly ever have anyone over to apartment to drink so it never gets used.[/QUOTE]

Well, maybe that's because you live in Minnesota. :lol:
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Might as well... the sad part is I hardly ever have anyone over to apartment to drink so it never gets used.[/QUOTE]

I'll come over, get shitfaced, and act like a moron. For your entertainment.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Actually theres much more to the credits. And there's actually two sets of credits. So :p[/QUOTE]

DAMN IT, LULU, WHAT DID I JUST SAY? You spoiled the first credits for me, but no, that wasn't enough, you had to spoil the fact that there were two sets of credits! So, instead of me being disheartened at knowing what happens at the credits then being cheered up at the second set of unmentioned credits, you go ahead and spoil the whole shebang!
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Well, maybe that's because you live in Minnesota. :lol:[/QUOTE]

fuck, I can't think of a decent response. Then again, Minnesota is the most popular OTTer state. Wait, guess that doesn't help much either, aww fuck it.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']fuck, I can't think of a decent response. Then again, Minnesota is the most popular OTTer state. Wait, guess that doesn't help much either, aww fuck it.[/QUOTE]

I thought Michigan had the stanglehold on the OTT
 
[quote name='Scorch']DAMN IT, LULU, WHAT DID I JUST SAY? You spoiled the first credits for me, but no, that wasn't enough, you had to spoil the fact that there were two sets of credits! So, instead of me being disheartened at knowing what happens at the credits then being cheered up at the second set of unmentioned credits, you go ahead and spoil the whole shebang![/QUOTE]
actually I spoiled the second credits and I didn't even spoil those because there's more to those credits than what I said.

Oh by the way, Phoenix killed everyone. He went on a murderous rampage and screamed Take That! and stabbed everyone.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I thought Michigan had the stanglehold on the OTT[/QUOTE]

Well, the horse hasn't been around lately because of his problems, and IDK about all the others, to be honest.
 
Have Kayden and his old lady over so you can get them liquored up snap some photos and post pics of both of them doing dumb shit here then they can cry about it the next day.

It'll be good times. I mean, you gotta put up with Kayden for a night but you could drag him around and tell people he's Jay Leno's younger brother.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']actually I spoiled the second credits and I didn't even spoil those because there's more to those credits than what I said.

Oh by the way, Phoenix killed everyone. He went on a murderous rampage and screamed Take That! and stabbed everyone.[/QUOTE]

I'm gonna scream Take That! and stab you with my Kirby stylus if you don't stop spoiling things :D
 
[quote name='Scorch']I'm gonna scream Take That! and stab you with my Kirby stylus if you don't stop spoiling things :D[/QUOTE]
Congrats on the 6-0 start, man. Still below the Wings, but.... ;)
 
I saw this story on Fark about this guy in Michigan left his family to go fuck his granddaughter.

There's also one about a teacher's assistant that bit an autistic kid.
 
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, When he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the point, And that's an awful lot, girl. And now, now you've gone away, And all I'm trying to say, is: Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, He was terrible in that film. I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, He's way better than Ben Affleck.

fucking Great
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']Congrats on the 6-0 start, man. Still below the Wings, but.... ;)[/QUOTE]

How is 6-0 behind 5-2?
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']I saw this story on Fark about this guy in Michigan left his family to go fuck his granddaughter.

There's also one about a teacher's assistant that bit an autistic kid.[/QUOTE]
That lady didn't even get in trouble at first and was back to school on the following Monday.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']But drunk enough for mad m3nsecks with poor Saucy, eh? Despicable.[/QUOTE]

Are you saying that he's despicable for having gay tendencies, or he's despicable for choosing me as a possible target? In other words, who are you putting down... me or him? Well, either way, like I said... I don't bat from that side of the plate.

[quote name='beerguy961']Hey, having sex with Jack has entered your mind too, I know it...[/QUOTE]

:puke:

Ugh, this OTT is getting a little too weird...

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']You say that, but you won't do it yourself most of the time. You may think we have better things to do than listen to your problems, but we (well, I) really don't. :lol:


Watching AD?[/QUOTE]

I just don't feel right bothering other people with my problems. And regardless of what you say, I do know that you could be doing better, more productive things than listening to me talk about what's bothering me.

Here, I'll give you something productive to do: ogle Natalie or Scarlett or one of the other girls you like. Ogle... productive... that doesn't sound right...

Oh, and I'm not watching AD. I'm probably turning it in tomorrow. I'll probably pick it up eventually, since my brother really enjoyed it, too.

[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']Well there are some complete cocksuckers here, but, most of the people are good eggs. Take yourself for example.[/QUOTE]

Thank you for the kind words. :)

And once again, best wishes to you and your loved ones during this difficult time.

[quote name='Scorch']I'm gonna scream Take That! and stab you with my Kirby stylus if you don't stop spoiling things :D[/QUOTE]

That's the perfect crime. Killing someone with Kirby. I mean, he's so cool that you couldn't possibly be mad... :lol:

Nice avatar and sig, dude. :cool:
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']I just don't feel right bothering other people with my problems. And regardless of what you say, I do know that you could be doing better, more productive things than listening to me talk about what's bothering me.[/QUOTE]

I could be doing "productive" things, but that's just not me. :lol:

I'd rather listen to someone elses problems than deal with my own.

[quote name='RedvsBlue']You know, after seeing Domino last weekend I'm beginning to think that Keira Knightley > Natalie Portman.[/QUOTE]

She's close in the looks department, but Keira really hasn't shown me the talent and intellegence of Natalie. For now, it's a whole seperate level.

Also Natalie had an almost 10 year head start on Keira, that'll be hard to overcome. :lol:
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Are you saying that he's despicable for having gay tendencies, or he's despicable for choosing me as a possible target? In other words, who are you putting down... me or him? Well, either way, like I said... I don't bat from that side of the plate.



:puke:

Ugh, this OTT is getting a little too weird...



I just don't feel right bothering other people with my problems. And regardless of what you say, I do know that you could be doing better, more productive things than listening to me talk about what's bothering me.

Here, I'll give you something productive to do: ogle Natalie or Scarlett or one of the other girls you like. Ogle... productive... that doesn't sound right...

Oh, and I'm not watching AD. I'm probably turning it in tomorrow. I'll probably pick it up eventually, since my brother really enjoyed it, too.



Thank you for the kind words. :)

And once again, best wishes to you and your loved ones during this difficult time.



That's the perfect crime. Killing someone with Kirby. I mean, he's so cool that you couldn't possibly be mad... :lol:

Nice avatar and sig, dude. :cool:[/QUOTE]

:lol: No problem, man. And, once again, thanks.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I could be doing "productive" things, but that's just not me. :lol:

I'd rather listen to someone elses problems than deal with my own.



She's close in the looks department, but Keira really hasn't shown me the talent and intellegence of Natalie. For now, it's a whole seperate level.

Also Natalie had an almost 10 year head start on Keira, that'll be hard to overcome. :lol:[/QUOTE]


Yeah but Natalie's getting to the point where she almost seems like just another snobish hollywood starlet. Keira just seems like someone that would be more down to earth and cooler to hang out with. Plus, the accent's kinda hot, not as good as an Autralian accent but an english accent is probably the second most attractive accent on a woman.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I could be doing "productive" things, but that's just not me. :lol:

I'd rather listen to someone elses problems than deal with my own.
[/QUOTE]

Well, I'll be honest...

Sometimes I wonder if I've made a mistake by mentioning some of my troubles in the past. As it is, I have a feeling that some people view me as a pretty fucked-up dude... and the last thing I wanna do is have more people think that, or those people who already think that think that I'm even more fucked up.
 
What the fuck? I go to watch Clerks and people start talking alcohol?

Anyways, I finished the original uncut version of Clerks. Pretty amusing...
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I could be doing "productive" things, but that's just not me. :lol:

I'd rather listen to someone elses problems than deal with my own.
[/QUOTE]

Cool, I've got a problem:

I have to go to work tomarrow or they won't pay me. Please feel pity for me.;)
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Keira Knightly is to me one of the most beautiful and talented actresses there is.[/QUOTE]


ohhhhh in your eye sub, I've got one on board with me!!!!!;-) :lol:
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Well, I'll be honest...

Sometimes I wonder if I've made a mistake by mentioning some of my troubles in the past. As it is, I have a feeling that some people view me as a pretty fucked-up dude... and the last thing I wanna do is have more people think that, or those people who already think that think that I'm even more fucked up.[/QUOTE]

Most people on here think I'm a fucked up individual.
 
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