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I want to air some beef now:

I go into my study area in my dorm and there are around 8 guys in there playing D&D. I am not a fan but whatever. So I talk my walkman and through in an original score and do my physics. Well they are being loud and annyoning but I let it slide. Anyways my cell phone rings and its my mom. When I answer my phone the guys start hollering a little louder and yelling things like "I could use some dick" or "I need some penis". This ticks me off and I go off on them; so I couldn't even talk to my mom and do my works. Nevertheless the left shortly after.
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Me too. He and I make a good couple... of guys who go to CAG... I covered that one up well...[/QUOTE]

Sorry, beerguy. You're cool and everything, but I don't bat from that side of the plate... (runs)

[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']Thank you. It means a lot to me. I think I know why he didnt tell me. Because he knows I would have decked him in the face.[/QUOTE]

Not a problem. Don't be afraid to use CAG as a soapbox when you feel bad. There are a lot of good people here to listen to you and help you out if they can. :)
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Sorry, beerguy. You're cool and everything, but I don't bat from that side of the plate... (runs)
Rejected by a man. I think the real question is, how low can beerguy go?
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[quote name='Mike23']Rejected by a man. I think the real question is, how low can beerguy go?[/QUOTE]
Not drunk enough for that tonight...
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Not drunk enough for that tonight...[/QUOTE]

But drunk enough for mad m3nsecks with poor Saucy, eh? Despicable.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']But drunk enough for mad m3nsecks with poor Saucy, eh? Despicable.[/QUOTE]
Hey, having sex with Jack has entered your mind too, I know it...
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Not a problem. Don't be afraid to use CAG as a soapbox when you feel bad. There are a lot of good people here to listen to you and help you out if they can. :)[/QUOTE]

You say that, but you won't do it yourself most of the time. You may think we have better things to do than listen to your problems, but we (well, I) really don't. :lol:


Watching AD?
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Hey, having sex with Jack has entered your mind too, I know it...[/QUOTE]

Keep dreaming, beerguy. :roll: :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']You say that, but you won't do it yourself most of the time. You may think we have better things to do than listen to your problems, but we (well, I) really don't. :lol:


Watching AD?[/QUOTE]

Speaking of problems, I was hoping you guys could help me out with some personal issues.

fuck that :cool:
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Speaking of problems, I was hoping you guys could help me out with some personal issues.[/QUOTE]

A few bottles of Fat Tire, a few buddies and a stripper will solve all your problems. Unless they're monetary issues...
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']
Not a problem. Don't be afraid to use CAG as a soapbox when you feel bad. There are a lot of good people here to listen to you and help you out if they can. :)[/QUOTE]

Well there are some complete cocksuckers here, but, most of the people are good eggs. Take yourself for example.
 
[quote name='Mike23']I've eaten far too much chocolate today. half a kit-kat, and half a coffee crisp.[/QUOTE]

I've had a liter of MD Pitch Black 2, a bunch of mounds bars, some M&Ms, a chocolate bar, and 2 nerve pills. Safe to say I'm wired as a motherfuck.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']I've had a liter of MD Pitch Black 2, a bunch of mounds bars, some M&Ms, a chocolate bar, and 2 nerve pills. Safe to say I'm wired as a motherfuck.[/QUOTE]
... I wish I had chocolate.
Dammit.
Oh wells.
:plays more Ouendan:
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']I've had a liter of MD Pitch Black 2, a bunch of mounds bars, some M&Ms, a chocolate bar, and 2 nerve pills. Safe to say I'm wired as a motherfuck.[/QUOTE]

grody...
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']... I wish I had chocolate.
Dammit.
Oh wells.
:plays more Ouendan:[/QUOTE]

Damn, I love that game. You have superb taste. :D

I have a very important decision to make. Simpsons, old Twilight Zone, new Twilight Zone, or Flintstones.

I have to watch SOMETHING.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']I've had a liter of MD Pitch Black 2, a bunch of mounds bars, some M&Ms, a chocolate bar, and 2 nerve pills. Safe to say I'm wired as a motherfuck.[/QUOTE]

So instead of drinking you're eating chocolate like a woman? :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']So instead of drinking you're eating chocolate like a woman? :lol:[/QUOTE]
Chocolate is definitely better than drinking right now for Morbid.

And chocolate is tastier.
 
[quote name='thisiswack']grody...[/QUOTE]

Better than the alternative.


[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']So instead of drinking you're eating chocolate like a woman? :lol:[/QUOTE]

Hey man, I'm feelin quite good right about now.

[quote name='AngellicLulu']Chocolate is definitely better than drinking right now for Morbid.

And chocolate is tastier.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I'm not much in the drinking mood.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Lies![/QUOTE]
True, I don't have enough experience with different alcoholic drinks to know for a fact that chocolate is tastier. But I cannot imagine anything tastier than chocolate, therefore I am correct.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']True, I don't have enough experience with different alcoholic drinks to know for a fact that chocolate is tastier. But I cannot imagine anything tastier than chocolate, therefore I am correct.[/QUOTE]

The taste of alcohol is usually one of disgust.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Chocolate is definitely better than drinking right now for Morbid.

And chocolate is tastier.[/QUOTE]

Good points, but they don't change the fact that it's a stereotypically female response to adversity. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Good points, but it doesn't change the fact that it's a stereotypically female response to adversity. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I'm sensitive, bitch :lol:
 
Oh come on you guys. You get two birds with one stone, chocolate liqeur. Its chocolate, its liquor, AND it doesn't taste bad.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']That's because you've never had straight everclear.:D[/QUOTE]

Or some smooth grey goose.:drool:

[quote name='RedvsBlue']Oh come on you guys. You get two birds with one stone, chocolate liqeur. Its chocolate, its liquor, AND it doesn't taste bad.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I'm surprised no one's mentioned Bailey's yet.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']That's because you've never had straight everclear.:D[/QUOTE]

Nor do I want to. I've lost enough brain cells from that stuff :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Or some smooth grey goose.:drool:



Yeah, I'm surprised no one's mentioned Bailey's yet.[/QUOTE]

try Grey Goose, Captain, and Crown Royal mixed. Thats bliss in a bottle.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']That's because you've never had straight everclear.:D[/QUOTE]

Oh, and you have? :roll:

Dont worry though...I believe you :D
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Or some smooth grey goose.:drool:

Yeah, I'm surprised no one's mentioned Bailey's yet.[/QUOTE]

If I ever drink again, I'll probably go for the goose.


My mom drinks Bailey's.
 
What is so great about Arrested Development, may I ask?

I hear such great stuff about it, but I watched it the other day and it didn't really seem like anything revolutionary. Did I catch it at a bad time? Should I put season 1 on Netflix?
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']What is so great about Arrested Development, may I ask?

I hear such great stuff about it, but I watched it the other day and it didn't really seem like anything revolutionary. Did I catch it at a bad time? Should I put season 1 on Netflix?[/QUOTE]


I've often wondered that myself. I've watched it many times but never found it that great. What everyone has told me though is that you pretty much have to watch it from the very beginning to really appreciate it.
 
[quote name='Mike23']I also drink beer. Usually whatever's available and cheap.[/QUOTE]

Thats the good thing about Steel Reserve: A buck a can.
 
[quote name='zewone']Chocolate is disgusting. Give me a beer over that anyday.[/QUOTE]

Eating chocolate and driving won't get you pulled over though :D
 
[quote name='zewone']Grey Goose is overrated. I hate vodka though. Too many bad times from it.[/QUOTE]

Usually vodka tastes like paint thinner, but I can actually stand gg.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Not constantly. :lol:

When I say she drinks it that really just means there's a bottle in the house. We don't really have much besides that and some tequila. We are mexican after all, though nobody ever drinks it. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Oh you mexicans and your crazy tequila :lol: ;)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Not constantly. :lol:

When I say she drinks it that really just means there's a bottle in the house. We don't really have much besides that and some tequila. We are mexican after all, though nobody ever drinks it. :lol:[/QUOTE]

:rofl:
I don't know what's better, the fact that you said "not constantly" or the way you imply that EVERY mexican has to have a bottle of tequila in their house even if they don't drink it.

On a side note, I'm not Mexican but I've got 1.5 of Jose in my kitchen, party at RVB's?
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']Usually vodka tastes like paint thinner, but I can actually stand gg.[/QUOTE]


See there's your problem, you've fucked up your taste buds by drinking paint thinner.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']:rofl:
I don't know what's better, the fact that you said "not constantly" or the way you imply that EVERY mexican has to have a bottle of tequila in their house even if they don't drink it.

On a side note, I'm not Mexican but I've got 1.5 of Jose in my kitchen, party at RVB's?[/QUOTE]

Only if you bring barf bags. I have bad experiences with tequila. Gimme some beer, and I'll be set.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Not constantly. :lol:

When I say she drinks it that really just means there's a bottle in the house. We don't really have much besides that and some tequila. We are mexican after all, though nobody ever drinks it. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Shit, my mother goes through Tequila and Gin and Tonic like a bum. It's rather revolting.
 
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