Ad Guy - Sting - A MASTER OF PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE! HAS THE ICON TEAMED WITH BOOKER T AND KURT ANGLE TO DISPOSE OF THE SAMOAN SUBMISSION MACHINE AND AJ STYLES!?
Lauren - Sting, ARE THE FANS FINALLY GONNA HEAR FROM YOU!?
(in street clothes)Sting - Tonight’s the night.
Tenay - TNA AND GAIL KIM HAVE PARTED WAYS!
Tenay - Tonight on Karen’s Angle - IT’S ABYSS!
Abyss - Ms. Angle, it’s not Abyss - it’s Chris Park.
Abyss - MS. ANGLE - I CAN BE YOUR TEDDY BEAR! FOR NOW, JUST ACCEPT THIS GIFT - MY HAIR!
Karen - AW MY GAWD!
Velvet - We are the Beautiful People - we are better than you, but don’t take it personal - we’re better than everyone! We’re who all the women want to be, and all the women want to be with.
Angelina - Velvet, you’re too modest - there are plenty of women who want to be with us, too.
Angle - I WON AN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL IN 1996 WITH A BROKEN FRICKIN’ NECK!
Trigg - You think I’m gonna leave you like Tomko did to be a shoot fighter in Japan? Come on - your problems are my problems.
Tenay - TONIGHT, STING SPEAKS - MAYBE WE’LL FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THE MYSTERY OF THE GUITAR!
(to Traci)Cornette - WISH THEM WELL IN THEIR FUTURE ENDEAVORS! You’re very exuberant and very…healthy. You’ll never drown.
(to Devon)Ray - GIMME THE DAMN JACKET - RED ISN’T A GOOD COLOR ON ME!
Booker - JUST SIT ON THE SO-FAA! LET US TOAST TO GOOD TIMES, JEREMIAH!
Ad break guy - TNA is brought to you by “College”!
Joe - When it comes to Kev and me, there’s one rule - there’s 1 number 1, and Kevin’s never been much of a number 2.
(on Nash-Angle)Tenay - If this is a power game, it’s Nash, if it’s wrestling, it’s Nash, no?
Joe - Well, as much as I hate him, Kurt is an amazing wrestler. Nash is the best power man in the business.
Joe - Kevin Nash has made an epic legacy by giving people what they want to see.
Joe - Kurt’s got that figure 4 on in the toughest of ways - right above the knee cap. Kev needs to either get to the ropes or get himself over.
Tenay - HE DOES IT!
(after a standing flying shoulder tackle by Nash)Tenay - KEVIN NASH PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS - LEAVING HIS FEET!
(to Joe, looking at a monitor)Nash - KEEP YOUR EYES ON ME!
Tenay - Nash just came over and slapped Joe!
Joe - YOU MOTHER

ER!
Tenay - ANGLE SLAM!
DW - THE OLYMPIC SLAM IS HIT!
Tenay - LET’S SHOW YOU THE HISTORY OF THE MYSTERY OF THE GUITAR!
Ad Guy - Throughout history, guitars have been played for song, but in TNA, THEY’RE PLAYED DIFFERENTLY! YOU SMASH IT OVER THE HEAD! NOW, THE MYSTERY OF THE GUITAR CONTINUES!
Tenay - FOR WEEKS, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WONDERING ABOUT THE MYSTERY OF THE GUITAR!
DW - WHEREVER WE ARE, AT AIRPORTS, AT RESTAURANTS, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING US ABOUT THE MYSTERY OF THE GUITAR!
Val - We’re gonna put this ring above the ring, and whoever gets this, gets me. I know it’s ridiculous, BUT I’M SICK OF THIS!
Tenay - Ever since the arrival of Kute Kip, the Beautiful People have somehow been even more arrogant.
Tenay - TRACI BROOKS IS GONNA BE THE KNOCKOUT LAW!
DW - Angelina Love is a great wrestler - she’s got that Lights Out move, and when she hits it, it’s almost lights out!
(during Sting video package)Ad Guy - HAS THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT JOINED THE DARK SIDE!
Sting - A few months ago, I had a long and in-depth interview with Mike Tenay, and I talked about my retiring from pro wrestling. In the days that followed, I considered leaving, but what would happen if I turned the reigns over to the new generation, but I couldn’t face it - I couldn’t face the potential end of TNA! The idea that would hand the future of wrestling over to them…I couldn’t do that. Joe, at Victory Road, you could’ve had the win - 1,2 3, but you took it too far. BOOKER T IS A LEGEND IN THIS BUSINESS, JOE! YOU WANTED TO DISRESPECT A LEGEND, and that’s why I involved myself in your match, Joe. I did it because I wanted to help you - I looked at you as someone who could carry the torch into the future - that’s why I came, Joe, but you opposed me and flipped me off! THAT’S HOW YOU SHOWED RESPECT FOR SOMEONE WHO PAVED THE WAY FOR YOU TO EVEN HAVE A JOB! WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, A YOUNG RIC FLAIR TOOK ME UNDER HIS WING BECAUSE HE BELIEVED IN ME LIKE I BELIEVED IN YOU! I RESPECTED WHAT HE HAD TO SAY, THAT’S THE DIFFERENCE! I KNEW WITHOUT GUYS OF HIS GENERATION PAVING THE WAY, I COULDN’T BE A WRESTLER! Then there’s AJ, who one day calls me Mr. Sting, and then calls me a coward. He says I owe him something - I DON’T OWE HIM ANYTHING! YOU OWE ME! I PAVED THE WAY FOR YOU TO BE A WRESTLER! (fans cheer) You should be thanking me AJ, every single month when you write your check to pay your mortgage. I guess I’m supposed to pay homage to your generation. IT DOESN’T WORK THAT WAY! There’s a lot of young guys back there, not all of them, but YOU’RE A BUNCH OF SPOILED, ROTTEN BRATS! One way or another, I’m gonna bring respect back into this business! IF I’VE GOTTA BE THE PARENT THAT NOBODY LIKES, THEN FINE! IF YOU THINK I’M WRONG, THEN TELL ME TO MY FACE!
Tenay - WELL IT HAS OBVIOUSLY BEEN A TIME OF REFLECTION FOR STING!
AJ - You’re wrong! You’re dead wrong! I look up to you, I odolized you. BUT I NEVER, EVER, DISRESPECTED YOU! EVER! AND YOU KNOW IT! YOU PAVED THE WAY FOR ME!? WHO HELPED GET THIS COMPANY STARTED!?
Sting - I looked at you like I looked at Joe - as the future of this business. That’s why I involved myself in your match. You can’t respect someone and call them a coward in the same breath! You, just like Joe, took it one step farther. You could’ve just walked away with the 1,2,3, but that’s what you should’ve done. Kurt’s a world champion in WWE, here, and done something NONE OF US HAVE DONE - HE’S AN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST! You don’t see Phelps spitting in Spitz’s face, do ya!? You have a problem with my tone?!? I’M GONNA GIVE YOU MY BAT AND LET YOU HIT ME RIGHT OVER THE HEAD! Go ahead, AJ. Put the mic down and HIT ME WITH BOTH HANDS! COME ON, AJ! GO AHEAD! COME ON, DO IT, AJ!
Tenay - JUST AS AJ WAS GONNA HIT HIM, STING HIT HIM IN THE GUT AND HIT HIM WITH THE SCORPION DEATH DROP!(Jarrett’s theme hits) DON WEST, YOU KNOW THAT THEME JUST LIKE I DO - IT’S OBVIOUS THAT STING’S NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES TO PLAY MIND GAMES!