Crowd - TRIP-LE ! TRIP-LE! H!
HHH - Before we get started, I have an announcement to make - I hate to be a downer, but as of right now, the Age of Orton is officially DEAD! 8 months ago, I stood behind that curtain. (crowd - TRIP-LE H! TRIP-LE H!) Ready to make a comeback after being out a year, not knowing if I’d be the best again, or be back on top. 8 months later, I return to this very same building and tell you that THE GAME IS BACK! And I know there’s a long list… (Orton’s theme hits)
Orton - No, I don’t think so. YOU DO NOT GET A VICTORY SPEECH! (crowd boos heavily) Are you actually proud about what you did last night? Do you realize the odds that were stacked up against me!?
HHH - The odds stacked against you? You came to me before the match, telling me that without a doubt, you were walking out as WWE Champion, but tonight, you’re the victim?
Orton - Yes, of my own success. I was so dominant that they couldn’t put me against anyone one-on-one.
HHH - Couldn’t, or you wouldn’t face anyone one-on-one? The way I see it, you enjoy these triple threats and fatal four ways to sneak in the back door…
Orton - It’s because no one was on my level - not even you. I’m gonna prove it, HHH. In 3 weeks, it’s Judgment Day, and I’m gonna use my rematch clause to get what belongs to me. I had it around my waist for 6 months.
HHH - Yeah, and for 6 months you ran your mouth about how great you were, and I’m not against that, I made a career out of it, but the difference is, when I did it, I was telling the truth. I tell ya what, I’m pretty sure everyone here’s sick of hearing you run your mouth, so why don’t you do me a favor and get the hell out of my ring!
Orton - I’m not going anywhere! This is MY RING! AND THAT IS MY TITLE! AND NOT YOU OR ANYONE ELSE IS GONNA TELL ME DIFF…(HHH decks him)
Orton - FORGET JUDGMENT DAY, I CAN’T WAIT THAT LONG! YOU SAY THAT THE AGE OF ORTON IS DEAD!? YOU’RE WRONG - IT’S ONLY JUST BEGUN! YOUR FIRST TITLE REIGN, YOUR LAST TITLE REIGN, DIDN’T EVEN LAST 24 HOURS, AND NEITHER WILL THIS ONE, BECAUSE I’M GETTING MY TITLE BACK TONIGHT!
(on Jillian)King - If she starts to sing, get the duct tape!
JBL - THAT SHOULDA BEEN JOHN CENA! CENA ROBBED ME LAST NIGHT OF THE THING THAT MEANS THE MOST TO ME IN THE WORLD - THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP! NOW HELL HAS BEEN UNLEASHED! I AM CHALLENGING THE WINNER OF THE WWE TITLE MATCH, AND I’M GETTING MY DAMN TORCH BACK, AND I’LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET IT! NOW COMMENTATE ON THAT!
Lawler - I’ve got a niece that found all the objects in the WWE Kids Magazine. I ONLY FOUND 9!
J.R. - I worked on it in catering - I only got 8!
(during Londrick-Cade+Murdoch)Crowd - BORING! BORING!
(as Murdoch gets pinned)Lawler - CADE JUST COULDN’T SQUIRM HIS WAY OUT OF THAT!
(Murdoch climbs on the announce table)J.R - What a view.
Murdoch (singing) - I GUESS I WAS WRONG, I JUST DON’T BELONG, BUT HELL, I’VE BEEN THERE BEFORE! EVERYTHING’S ALL RIGHT, TIME TO SAY GOODBYE, I’LL SHOW MYSELF TO THE DOOORR! I DIDN’T MEAN TO CAUSE A BIG SCENE! JUST GIVE ME AN HOUR AND THEN I’LL BE AS HIGH AS THAT IVORY TOWER, BECAUSE I’VE GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES, WHERE THE WHISKEY CHASES MY BLUES AWAY, AND I’LL BE OKAY! I GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACCEEESSS!
Katie - It’s my pleasure, it’s not on, it’s not on! It’s my pleasure to announce that our countryman, and King of the Ring, has graciously allowed this to be a handicap match!
Lawler - Crazy looks even more confused than usual.
Regal - Let me put an end to any speculation - I am not going to relinquish my position as GM of Raw - I’ve earned both titles, and I intend to keep them. As GM, and King, I have now become the most powerful entity in the entire WWE! I will not mince my words - your natural zenophobia and jealousy won’t allow you to like me, but the audience and WWE superstars will have no choice but to respect me, and fear me! From this day forward, I am your ruler. I am your better. I am your superior! (Kennedy’s theme hits)
Kennedy - Mr. Regal, I’d love to be the first guy to come out here and congratulate you on becoming KotR. I’d love to…but…I just can’t do that! I gotta quiz for ya - who’s the biggest superstar in this company who wasn’t even invited to compete in the tournament? The guy who would have won it? Who’s the guy that would love nothing more than to challenge you one-on-one to find out who the real king is?! Got anything? Huh? I’ll give it to ya - MISTERRRRRR!
Regal - I’m not a common wrestler. I’m a general manager, and I’m the king. No one talks to me unless they’ve been granted an appointment! So I suggest you utter “I apologize”.
Kennedy - I…I am MISTERRRRRRR KENNNEEEDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYY! KENNNEDDDDYYYY (Regal decks him, bloodying his lip)
Santino - HE HIT MY HEAD WITH THE MICROPHONE!
Santino - LETA ME MAKE-A WONE THING CLEAR! I DON’T LIKE NEW JERSEY FOR ONE SECOND, AND I DON’T LIKE DA SAPRANOS! THOSE STUPID FAKE ITALIANS WITH THEIR STUPID FAKE ACCENTS MAKE-A ME CRAZY!
King - He may get whacked by Cody Rhodes!
(Cody lifts him up in an electric chair)Santino - AH, AH, NOOO!
Cody - Santino, ITS-A ME, CODY RHODES! As long as you becoming world tag team champions…(Carlito back stabs Cody)
Lawler - It’s a very important highlight reel…Jericho looks like he’s going to the prom!
Jericho - Ladies and gentlemen, I want to welcome you to a special awards edition of the highlight reel. This award is for best acting sports entertainment. First up, Don Muraco and Mr. Fuji in Fuji General! Brilliant. The next nominee is Michael Cole for Deliverance Part 2! Masterful. Creepy, but masterful. And finally, Shawn Michaels, for pretending to have a knee injury to beat Batista at Backlash! And the winner is…Wow. I can’t believe it. The winner for the award is my guest tonight, Shawn Michaels!
Jericho - Shawn, kudos to you. Bravo, a masterpiece of a performance. You amazed me, you deserve this award, give them the speech!
HBK - Look Chris, I’m hurt.
Jericho - This is me you/re talking to here - the façade is done. You said you’d do whatever it took to win, and you did. It was tremendous. Nobody goes from pious preacher to backstabbing bastard faster than you! Am I wrong? If I wasn’t on the other side of this podium, you’d hit me with a super kick on your “bad” leg, right? Look into the camera and tell Big Dave what you did. You deserve it. Please. Okay. You don’t have to say a word. You are still the Daniel Day Lewis of the WWE. Hit this man’s music right here! (Jericho leaves to HBK’s theme)
(he sees Piper from behind)Santino - There is one thing that makes me happy - WWE DIVAS! And this one has some junk in da trunks! Excuse me, future world tag team champion coming through! OH MY GOD, RODDY THE PIPER! Do the truffle shuffle? Please, for me! (Piper slaps him)
Piper - Has that boy got a death wish or is he just “special”.
Lawler - Earlier tonight, Orton said that he didn’t want to wait until Backlash for his rematch…Judgment Day…, he wanted it tonight!
(before WWE Title match begins)J.R. - This is like being at the seventh game in the Stanley Cup!
J.R. - HHH is applying the pressure to Randy Orton, the third-generation superstar whose father, Cowboy Bob Orton, is in the WWE Hall of Fame!
Crowd - R-K-O! R-K-O!
Regal - Kerwin, no one will disrespect me ever again. These people don’t deserve to see the conclusion of the match. TAKE IT OFF THE AIR, TAKE IT OFF THE BLOODY AIR!
Kerwin - GO TO BLACK, GO TO BLACK!
@ that ref botching the pinfall count calling for the bell after getting to... two.
YES HES MUTHA 
