[quote name='botticus']Bozon put together a train-wreck of a review.
http://wii.ign.com/articles/832/832368p1.html
Enjoy!
Presentation: 4
Aside from some FMV work, there’s nothing here above what was done on GBA or DS. Basic menus, tons of text, simple backdrops, and not much more than some portrait art to tell the story.
Graphics: 6
16:9 was included for the USA release, and 480p is a nice touch – for a game that is identical to GameCube in almost every way. Battle animations are improved a bit though.
Sound: 7.5
No orchestration, very little VO, and a virtually unchanged experience from Cube’s effort. The music is still impressive, but it’s all midi.
Gameplay: 8
No Wii functionality, but really no need. It’s a classic design, and it plays as such. It's a great tactical experience, still smooth and quick, and still entertaining.
Lasting Appeal: 8
Well over 50 hours, random stat evolution during level ups, GCN data transfer, but no online or multiplayer elements to be had.[/quote]
Presentation: 4 out 10??? Because the game is simplistic and elegant, as opposed to having menus that cover shit up?
I'm sure they've praised Super Mario Galaxy for keeping shit simple.... What the

do they want other than portraits?

those numbers. "Very little VO" = "less money wasted on stupid shit that MC gets to skip." Sorry, but you need the chops of Schafer, Grossman, or Gilbert to make me want to listen to what your characters have to say. If you're writing a text-heavy game (read: if you're writing your average RPG) then please don't hire actors. It wastes a huge production expense and adds tons of pain to people like me, who might still be angry at Siegfried from Final Fantasy X - not for being Hard (TRIO OF 9999 BITCH) but for

ING TALKING SO GOD DAMN MUCH.
Anyway, everything they said - MarioColbert gives a thumb up. Minimal Presentation? FTW. No bullshit when it comes to controls? Hell yes. No Voice Acting? Good, that's the weakest link in PoR so far. All "MIDI"? Well, it's not actually all "midi" because they don't know what the hell MIDI is, but I'll let that one slide because we might argue that "we all know what they are talking about." Can't really say that I'm upset. PoR sounds good, but the music is cliche. It makes me sleep better at night, knowing that an orchestra didn't have to spend 4 weeks in the studio recording stupid shit like "you lose" jingle.
Wow, I'm such a dickpenis.