The Official Simpsons Quotes Thread

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Only two rules: you need to know these by heart. Don't cheat, asshats. Only 1 quote per post, no double posts. Let's make this last.

"Awwww, can't I just have the surgery!"
 
Mr. Burns: "Why is everyone being so insolent today?"
Smithers: "Well it is Christmas sir."
Mr. Burns" I say when it's Christmas!"
 
[quote name='kjauburn']No tv and no beer make Homer go crazy![/QUOTE]


go something something

crazy?

don't mind if i do!
 
Homer: Marge, this is everything I've ever dreamed of right here and nobody's gonna take it away from me. You never had faith in me
before, but let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is
dead. Now I'm a big fat dynamo! And where's that cake?
 
[quote name='seanr1221']Homer: Marge, this is everything I've ever dreamed of right here and nobody's gonna take it away from me. You never had faith in me
before, but let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is
dead. Now I'm a big fat dynamo! And where's that cake?[/QUOTE]

Marge: There's no cake.
Homer: Aww.
 
Homer: What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden.

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Chief Wiggum: Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.
Police Officer: That's "Homer J. Simpson", Chief. You're reading it upside down.
Wiggum: Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros.
Police Officer: Uh, Chief? You're talking into your wallet.

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Principal Skinner: For Privacy's sake, lets call her Lisa S...Wait thats to obvious. How about L Simpson

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Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

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Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

LOL! i posted the same quotes in this thread: http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=96591&highlight=simpsons
 
[quote name='doraemonkerpal']Homer: What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden.

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Chief Wiggum: Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.
Police Officer: That's "Homer J. Simpson", Chief. You're reading it upside down.
Wiggum: Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros.
Police Officer: Uh, Chief? You're talking into your wallet.

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Principal Skinner: For Privacy's sake, lets call her Lisa S...Wait thats to obvious. How about L Simpson

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Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

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Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

LOL! i posted the same quotes in this thread: http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=96591&highlight=simpsons[/quote]

Someone needs to learn how to read the rules.
 
My name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic!

But Mr. Gumble, this is a Girlscouts meeting.

Is it, or can't you girls admit that you have a problem?

(I can actually do it in his voice :))
 
[quote name='H-Town Info']"Thank you and come again"[/QUOTE]

It's "Thank you, come again"

[quote name='6669']"Dad, you just shot zombie Flanders!"
"Flanders was a zombie?"[/QUOTE]

It's "He was a zombie?"

[quote name='H-Town Info']Bart: "can't sleep, clowns will eat me"[/QUOTE]

There was only one clown. "can't sleep, clown'll eat me"


"My daddy shoots people."
I used to be able to do Ralph's voice perfectly.
 
Homer, I've got someone here who's going to help you!

Is it Batman?

No, he's a scientist.

Batman's a scientist.

IT'S NOT BATMAN!
 
"Now let's talk rustproofing cause these Coleco's will rust up on you like THAT(snaps fingers)! Shut up Gil! Close the deal, close the deal!".
 
Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!
 
As Sung by Homer:

"When I was Seventeen, I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer, I purchased with a Fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee.
I sat up listening to Queen.
When I was Seventeen."
 
[quote name='integralsmatic']SMRT Smart smart smart SMRT smart smart smart[/QUOTE]

"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
 
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