The Official Simpsons Quotes Thread

Homer -"I'll practice you."

Homer - These are $600 [SIZE=-1]Italian[/SIZE] pants.
Moe - Really?
Homer - Yeah.
Moe - (Pulls out shotgun) Hand them over(Homer quivering)...Yeah I rob now.

Otto - That call them fingers,but I don't see them fing...ow there they go.

One of Fat Tony's Boys - Me and him are going to kick you in the labondza!!
 
[quote name='MrBadExample']Lenny: Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it![/QUOTE]

On the topic of Lenny's eye... :)

"Ow! My eye! I'm not supposed to get jigs in it!"
 
some men hunt for sport
others hunt for food
but the only thing I'm hunting for
is and outfit that looks good

see my vest
see my vest
made from real gorillas chest

see my sweater
theres no better
than authentic Irish setter

see my hat
was my cat
my evening wear
a vampire bat

my slippers are albino
African endangered Rhino

Grizzly bear underwear
turtles necks ive got my share
beret of poodle on my noodle
it shall rest

try my red robin suit
it comes in one breast or two
see my vest see my vest
see my vest

Like my loafers
former gophers
it was that or skin my chauffeurs
but a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best

now prepare these dogs

kill two for matching clogs

see my vest, see my vest
oh please wont you see my vest


I really like the vest
 
[quote name='Buster Rod G']"Hey Homer, what's your least favorite country, Italy or France?"[/quote]"Nobody ever says Italy."

Hank Scorpio: You ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe?
Homer: Yes, once
 
Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood with the kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.

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If the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such...

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Are you there God? It's me... Duffman!
 
Homer sings- 'I'm getting Blue pants in the morning, Ding-Dong the zipper gon'a shine. Blue pants! Blue pants!

Millhouse(climbing up a rope in gym class)says. "All most to the top, reaching for self-esteem." Then a {Guy on a ladder} says...Repo Man!! and cuts the rope.

Homer - Yells out "Purple Rain"
Little Richard - Reply "Shut Up"
Homer - "Michael Jackson spoke to me"
 
"Ow! OWWWWW! The bees are defending themselves somehow!"

and from the same episode:
"To the Beemobile!"
"You mean your Chevy?"
*Sigh* "Yes"

I am trying to remember one of the best Homer quotes of all time, but I need some time to get it right. Stupid no cheating rules.
 
Homer: "Sweet Merciful Crap!"

Bart: "I find it ironic dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas."

Apu: "Thank you for coming! I'll see you hell!"
 
"What are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"
 
"he said smell ya later, but he never smelled me agian."
- nelson on his papa.

[quote name='GuilewasNK']"You don't scare me. That could be anyone's ass." - Mayor Quimby[/quote]:rofl:
 
(To the Flintstones tune)

Simpson, Homer Simpson
He's the greatest guy in history.
From the town of Springfield,
he's about to hit a chestnut tree.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
 
"I have the only working phaser ever built. It was fired once to stop William Shatner from making another album." - Comic Book Guy
 
mmmmm... chocolate...
D'oh!
mmmmm... chocolate...
D'oh!
Marge, we need some more chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream!

(Wow... it loses something without the pictures...)
 
ahahaha... this thread makes me wanna break the rules so I can post about the onion on my belt....

but when in doubt, there's always:

man: a bubble? why did you think a bubble would stop her??
woman: shutup! that's why!!!
 
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