The OTT celebrates Single's Awareness Day

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[quote name='munch']Temp is trollin' hard, y'all![/QUOTE]
I think everyone is aware of his West African & Hungarian GILF fetishes as well as his obsession for lesbian porn. :D
 
John C. Reilly as a magician at the end of Boogie Nights is still super fucking hilarious.

Valentine's day reminds me I need to get a girlfriend. fucking the ex every once and a while is getting old. I need to find someone I am more simpatico with.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']What was he like?[/QUOTE]
Like a guy from a seventies porno in a silk suit. He was kinda distracted though, he was doing a pre-opening of a club in NY that my BIL was managing/dev'ing for him.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']Nope, not only is she an old lady, but she has had kids too. Double whammy. I don't do moms.[/QUOTE]

What about your wife once she forces you to breed? :lol:
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']Hopefully she only wants one kid, because my weenus will never walk that path again.[/QUOTE]

Wait until she's 8 months pregnant and has one of those hormonal hyper aroused states- :cold:
Pretending to be asleep and saying no means no doesn't work.
 
[quote name='HumanSnatcher']I swear, it must be retard season, because every response I get on another site are from dipshits...[/QUOTE]

Link bitch? I'm bored and feel insomnia coming on strong.
 
[quote name='h3llbring3r']Wait until she's 8 months pregnant and has one of those hormonal hyper aroused states- :cold:
Pretending to be asleep and saying no means no doesn't work.[/QUOTE]

Oh, pregnant sex is so awkward. But it has to be done. Because, one you have no other options. And two, if you refuse when she is pregnant, there won't be any more opportunities when she is not.
 
Seriously, WTF Netflix?!?! This is the second time in a week they send me a broken fuckin dvd. Both times cracked from end to end...and both cases in my dvd que for years and I finally get around to them...GAAAHHHHH
 
[quote name='HumanSnatcher']An hour away? Dude thats not a long distance relation ship. Try about 800-1200 miles...

And yeah, you got played. Were it me, I'd want to beat the living shit out of that co worker[/QUOTE]

I don't even know why since this is out of nowhere, but you've reminded me of a relationship I had years ago with a girl I met in a yahoo chatroom from Australia. Chatted for a month or so via e-mail and then she just stopped.

And now I'm remembering a girl who I think wanted to date me from DeviantART who lived in New Jersey. We at least talked on the phone, but then I left DA shortly afterwards quietly and haven't heard from her since.
 
[quote name='JStryke']I don't even know why since this is out of nowhere, but you've reminded me of a relationship I had years ago with a girl I met in a yahoo chatroom from Australia. Chatted for a month or so via e-mail and then she just stopped.[/QUOTE]

I had a similar experience with a girl from Scotland. We met randomly through Skype, and hit it off. That sexy accent and unbelievable body kept my interest for over a year...until I met a chick in my own country. I'll take mediocre tits I can hold in person over fantastic tits on a computer screen.
 
:lol:

Anyone else have any amusing stories of relationship ineptitude. I think you're all making SeanRacist feel embarrassed to be posting in the same forum.

Speaking of nerds, I have my eye exam next week and then a week later, I'll have my first pair of glasses. :(

What's in as far as frames go?
 
I met this one girl in an AOL chat and I sent her my nudes but she never sent me a pictures but I continued this for 5 years until she revealed she was a he and I was embarrassed needless to say broke THAT relationship off a couple weeks later.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']That isn't a relationship.[/QUOTE]

It's as close as I ever got, so I'm willing to count it.

[quote name='seanr1221']I met this one girl in an AOL chat and I sent her my nudes but she never sent me a pictures but I continued this for 5 years until she revealed she was a he and I was embarrassed needless to say broke THAT relationship off a couple weeks later.[/QUOTE]

Why'd you wait a couple weeks? Sounds like it should've been ended asap.
 
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Why'd you wait a couple weeks? Sounds like it should've been ended asap.[/QUOTE]

I figured if he was willing to keep sending me pictures, why give up the ghost?
 
[quote name='seanr1221']I met this one girl in an AOL chat and I sent her my nudes but she never sent me a pictures but I continued this for 5 years until she revealed she was a he and I was embarrassed needless to say broke THAT relationship off a couple weeks later.[/QUOTE]

Good for you man, if you had kept it going you could have really ended up hurt.

I met this one girl from the IGN message boards (online only, not IRL lol) and we exchanged email addresses and started chatting. Things were going pretty good, we started to share some really personal details and I felt like we were getting really close. When I read her messages I felt like she really understood me and I would get a boner sometimes. Then a few months in, all of a sudden, she stopped emailing me. I couldn't understand why but then I found out she was chatting with someone else on IGN. It was tough but I got over it. In the end I think she wanted to rape me bc I hear most girls are like that, whatevs.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']I met this one girl in an AOL chat and I sent her my nudes but she never sent me a pictures but I continued this for 5 years until she revealed she was a he and I was embarrassed needless to say broke THAT relationship off a couple weeks later.[/QUOTE]

That was you?
 
[quote name='seanr1221']I met this one girl in an AOL chat and I sent her my nudes but she never sent me a pictures but I continued this for 5 years until she revealed she was a he and I was embarrassed needless to say broke THAT relationship off a couple weeks later.[/QUOTE]


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I used to go to this porn site
every day and wax it to this hot chick. After a couple of years I noticed that there weren't any new pictures. A year after that I found out that she had kids and retired. I mean, I was cool with her banging other dudes because it was for my pleasure. But her getting married ruined the close relationship we had.
 
Somebody needs to feed that lady a sandwich or something asap!

Fry's has the Canon T2i for $400 today (body only) or $500 with a lens kit. I'm tempted to get it, but the S100 I tried out at Best Buy was nice. Decisions decisions...
 
[quote name='Maklershed']I'm not sure Ann Coulter is human. Her forearms are longer than her upper arm.

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The correct answer is, she is actually Skeletor.
 
Turned on my 360 for the first time in months... not sure how I feel about the new dash. I really want to get Gotham City Imposters... I might right now.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Am I reading that right -- do you get the documentary at $15 or $30? Ah, ok, download in HD @ $30, "access" at $15.[/QUOTE]

$30 also nets you the OST and some other unmentioned extras.
 
Charlotte was a blast. The game sucked, but we went to the classiest strip club I've ever seen. I had a $150 shot, touch a black girl's boobs and didn't run away. At then end of the night I was sitting on the sidewalk smoking a cigarette and was basically rolling on the ground trying to get up because I was so gone at that point. My friends dropped me off in front of the brewpub here and I filled up my growler again before going home.
 
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