yesterday we went xmas tree cutting at this little place out in the boonies. the place is the property way back behind the house of an old guy who used to have a christmas tree farm back there, but is now retired and lets people cut any of the trees that are left growing kinda wild out back. we found this skinny, charlie brown-esque lookin bastard and thought it would be a cute little tree. it was hangin out by itself by the side of the access road and looked kinda skinny and sickly, perfect for our purposes. well, we get that bastard home and we realize that it looks *much* different now that it's not out in the open all by its lonesome. bastard is upwards of 10' tall and 4' across.