The "ShOTThorning fOTT the wOTT!" OTT

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Speaking about passing out, that reminds me: I pissed off a bunch of drunk women last night at the club.

Me and my friends are sitting at a table talking, and right across from me at the next table is a group of women, and one of them is laying face-down on the table. She wasn't on her cheek or anything - I mean nose squished on wood - and her friends were just conversing like everything was normal and ignoring her. I point over and say to my friends, "Um, is that chick dead? They should really move her or something - isn't that how Keith Moon died?" My friends look over and the women heard me and saw all of us looking at them. They get the girl up and they leave, but not before throwing a "fuck You" my way. I replied with, "Hey, I'm not the one with a dead friend!"

Yeah, it was one of those nights...
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']:lol:
I have NEVER heard "Balloon Knot" before. That is awesome![/QUOTE]
Did you expect anything less?
 
[quote name='CommanderKeen93']not gay
joking[/quote]Not with what you were saying. There's joking, then there's just going too far and showing a little bit of your colors. And your true colors are starting to run together and make a rainbow.
 
[quote name='Predator21281']Not with what you were saying. There's joking, then there's just going too far and showing a little bit of your colors. And your true colors are starting to run together and make a rainbow.[/quote]
really, not
need to stop drinking and posting.....
 
[quote name='Strell']I thought you were going to sleep, Keen.

Push aside your decorative throw pillows and hit the gay hay.[/quote]
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
decided to make coffee instead
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']GTFO Moxigay. :shame: :roll: ;)

I have no fucking idea. :lol:[/QUOTE]

You guys gotta be kidding me... that's repulsive.
 
You're hopeless. I guess this is more your style ...

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[quote name='CommanderKeen93']:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
decided to make coffee instead[/QUOTE] Quite the switch. :lol:


I think I'll be going to sleep soon myself. Night, OTT.
 
[quote name='Strell']I thought you were going to sleep, Keen.

Push aside your decorative throw pillows and hit the gay hay.[/quote]

Speaking of pillows, I found out today that Pixie and our friend got on top of a float, ala Ferris, and rode it. And, they took dozens of topless pics of each other in the parade.

I am awaiting her return to inspect them; for composition study, of course.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Speaking of pillows, I found out today that Pixie and our friend got on top of a float, ala Ferris, and rode it. And, they took dozens of topless pics of each other in the parade.

I am awaiting her return to inspect them; for composition study, of course.[/QUOTE]


:bouncy: :bouncy:
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']
I am awaiting her return to inspect them; for composition study, of course.[/QUOTE]

OTT response:

You need a partner, in order to make sure there is no bias in your study. Might I suggest myself? Of course I should.

/OTT response
 
[quote name='CommanderKeen93']was this the lesbian parade?[/quote]

I think it was, actually.

And Strell, you do have a point there. I AM biased, afterall...
 
[quote name='Rocko']YOU SHOULDA BEEN GONE!

Knowin' how I made you feel.

AND I SHOULDA BEEN GONE!

After all your words of steel...[/QUOTE]

Stick it in the SOTM, junior. ;)
 
[quote name='Moxio']Stick it in the SOTM, junior. ;)[/quote]

Oh I musta been a dreamer...

And I musta been someone else...

And we shoulda been over...
 
[quote name='prmononoke']I've been thinking of changing mine. You want it if I do that?[/quote]

You know, I think I'm good. :lol:

I was thinking more like stealing it for a few minutes to cause chaos. But not now. When it is least expected.
 
[quote name='CommanderKeen93']The real question is: is she BIased?
Horrible pun....horrible....[/quote]

No, the real question is, would I have married her if she WASN'T?
 
[quote name='CommanderKeen93']:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
decided to make coffee instead[/QUOTE]

need more energy for the pillow biting tonight?
 
[quote name='Rocko']You know, I think I'm good. :lol:

I was thinking more like stealing it for a few minutes to cause chaos. But not now. When it is least expected.[/quote]

Gotcha.

I feel like I would let everyone down if I didn't stick with the "hot dogs in some guy's mouth" theme. Thus, I need to find another picture of someone with a bunch of hot dogs in their mouth.
 
[quote name='prmononoke']Gotcha.

I feel like I would let everyone down if I didn't stick with the "hot dogs in some guy's mouth" theme. Thus, I need to find another picture of someone with a bunch of hot dogs in their mouth.[/quote]
I can see the jokes at my expense now....:lol:
 
[quote name='CommanderKeen93']fuck you Plume, I have 5 hours![/quote]

Well, I don't have coffee or energy drinks...or ball gags (which I may need for work tomorrow), so I'd better hit the hay...
 
[quote name='prmononoke']I to am going to bed. While I don't have to get up early, I do like to ride my bike in the morning. Night OTT.[/QUOTE]

I hate mornings, more so I just hate waking up. Be it 7AM or at Noon.
 
Worst game on Clubhouse Games- President. Gotta play 5 fucking rounds for one game, do that three times since it's a stupid fucking game that's unwinnable.
 
Well that sure did a good job of turning me off of Clubhouse Games. Takes for fucking ever to play and the computers always have perfect fucking hands. No thanks.
 
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