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[quote name='supadupacheap']Window AC units are deadly. For whatever reason instead of using screens or mesh of some sort, they decided on 10million razorblade/razor wire metal lines. My hand now looks like hamburger due to one tiny slip of the unit. F'ing great.[/QUOTE]

It's to make sure the pigeons don't get in.... alive.:D

Well I guess you can't play morrowind for like a day now.:lol:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']It's to make sure the pigeons don't get in.... alive.:D

Well I guess you can't play morrowind for like a day now.:lol:[/QUOTE]
Ha! Shows what you know buddy. I have other just as dextrous appendages ;)
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Ha! Shows what you know buddy. I have other just as dextrous appendages[/QUOTE]

good luck throwing those fireballs with Mr. slappy.:D
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']ouch.[/QUOTE]

Pain is an effective teacher. The smart money says that he is very unlikely to ever do that again.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Pain is an effective teacher. The smart money says that he is very unlikely to ever do that again.[/QUOTE]
I'm a wuss when it comes to pain. I whacked my elbow yesterday on my desk and teared up. :cry:
 
Seriously though, do you guys know what Im talking about? Its absolute insanity. Its like a billion wavy razors jammed into a compact 2ft by 2ft screen. I cant imagine how anybody thought this safe.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I'm a wuss when it comes to pain. I whacked my elbow yesterday on my desk and teared up. :cry:[/QUOTE]

Pain is a good thing. It helps you remember that you are alive.
Pleasure works in rather the same manner, though infrequently reaches the same intensity.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Seriously though, do you guys know what Im talking about? Its absolute insanity. Its like a billion wavy razors jammed into a compact 2ft by 2ft screen. I cant imagine how anybody thought this safe.[/QUOTE]

It wasn't intended to be.
Why worry so much about saftey when you can shave a couple bucks off each unit price and cover your liability with an extra paragraph in the instruction manual?
 
Pain is not a good thing. I have cramps today, and my left quad keeps getting tight as a drum. If I don't stand up on it, I'm screaming like a baby.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']It wasn't intended to be.
Why worry so much about saftey when you can shave a couple bucks off each unit price and cover your liability with an extra paragraph in the instruction manual?[/QUOTE]
I suppose. I still would love to understand its benefit over say a screen or any other more commonly produced mesh. I mean THE ONLY place Ive seen this razor hellspawn is on the back of AC units. I googled a bit but nobody's fessing up as to why the hell it is that way.
 
[quote name='kittie']Pain is not a good thing. I have cramps today, and my left quad keeps getting tight as a drum. If I don't stand up on it, I'm screaming like a baby.[/QUOTE]

Sorry to hear that. I doesn't sound much fun.
Oh well, it could be far worse.

Of course, I'm not drunk nor on top of some slut, so my opinion's probably still rather askew, based on yours and Jimmie's analysis.
 
[quote name='kittie']Pain is not a good thing. I have cramps today, and my left quad keeps getting tight as a drum. If I don't stand up on it, I'm screaming like a baby.[/QUOTE]
well pain is just that painful... I for one am on extra strength tylenol to curb my pain. Might be a good idea for you. Also some bengay might help you out.
 
[quote name='kittie']Pain is not a good thing. I have cramps today, and my left quad keeps getting tight as a drum. If I don't stand up on it, I'm screaming like a baby.[/QUOTE]
It looks like I cut down far enough if I push around some flesh I can just see the top of a vein. :bomb:

Checkmate.

And on a side note, I much prefer blood to gush and be done with rather than a constant drip. I am a firm believer in getting stuff over with.
 
Nothing quite like a beer straight from the tree!

And the only thing that makes the "ranch tooth" commercial is when his buddy flips out at the poker table.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Your nana?[/QUOTE]

Monopoly. There's another one we had. We had monopoly. Everybody did. Nobody liked it. Everybody had it. Nobod- even if you think you liked the game, you didn't. And it's simple. Why? Ready, 'cause this is anybody here, two and a half hours into a game of monopoly. Ready? *PFFFT* fuck THIS GAME! I't's four in the morning grandma, YOU WIN! I'm sitting on baltic with crap! I'm paying luxury tax out the ass. And I hate it when you're the banker, where'd you get the pink $50s you cheating whore!? Don't fucking touch me grandpa, NANA is a cheating WHORE! And I should cut your head off with this little doggie.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Monopoly. There's another one we had. We had monopoly. Everybody did. Nobody liked it. Everybody had it. Nobod- even if you think you liked the game, you didn't. And it's simple. Why? Ready, 'cause this is anybody here, two and a half hours into a game of monopoly. Ready? *PFFFT* fuck THIS GAME! I't's four in the morning grandma, YOU WIN! I'm sitting on baltic with crap! I'm paying luxury tax out the ass. And I hate it when you're the banker, where'd you get the pink $50s you cheating whore!? Don't fucking touch me grandpa, NANA is a cheating WHORE! And I should cut your head off with this little doggie.[/QUOTE]

Brilliant....

This is what I like to see when I go away to watch a movie and come back.
 
[quote name='flowery']Brilliant....

This is what I like to see when I go away to watch a movie and come back.[/QUOTE]

You expected different?
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Let's face it he really only checks this forum for the chicks.;)[/QUOTE]

And to sum up his list of choices.......

6669 is jailbait.
Lulu is attached.

That's about it. Limited field of choices.
 
Coming Through The Wall Was Real fucking Cool! Coming Through Thr Front Door Is Cool! Don't Touch Me You Drink! Don't Touch Me You Giant Beverage!
 
[quote name='shrike4242']And to sum up his list of choices.......

6669 is jailbait.
Lulu is attached.

That's about it. Limited field of choices.[/QUOTE]

Nothing wrong with that ;)
 
[quote name='shrike4242']And to sum up his list of choices.......

6669 is jailbait.
Lulu is attached.

That's about it. Limited field of choices.[/QUOTE]

I dunno Shrike, you're pretty cute when you put on a dress. ;)
 
[quote name='shrike4242']And to sum up his list of choices.......

6669 is jailbait.
Lulu is attached.

That's about it. Limited field of choices.[/QUOTE]

Or:

6669 = tempt. deadzone repalcement

Lulu = bored out of her mind girl who could do a lot better in the man deparment

flowerly = 14 year old who will jack off to pictures of jimmie if he has to.
 
[quote name='Mr. Anderson']Hay D00d Where Did U Park Teh Carrrr?!?!?!?!?![/QUOTE]
Dude, the car is not where I parked it, but praise Allah that we are not hurt.
 
[quote name='kittie']I hate poker. This tournament is literally never going to end.[/QUOTE]

That's when you say "fuck it, I'm all in." Then you can walk away :lol:
 
Pot-Limit Omaha. No luck. :(

Although, if I just leave now and let the blinds slowly kill me, I'd finish Top 100 and make at least $5. I'll probably do that.
 
[quote name='kittie']Pot-Limit Omaha. No luck. :(

Although, if I just leave now and let the blinds slowly kill me, I'd finish Top 100 and make at least $5. I'll probably do that.[/QUOTE]

Pot-Limit? What kind of sissies are you playing with? :lol:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Or:

6669 = tempt. deadzone repalcement

Lulu = bored out of her mind girl who could do a lot better in the man deparment

flowerly = 14 year old who will jack off to pictures of jimmie if he has to.[/QUOTE]

I'd much rather have 6669 than DZ.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']I'd much rather have 6669 than DZ.[/QUOTE]

That's because you really don't know what you want.:lol:

Wait a few more years and they'll all look the same.

(damn I need to get me some more of this Iron Madien stuff.)
 
[quote name='kittie']Pain is not a good thing. I have cramps today, and my left quad keeps getting tight as a drum. If I don't stand up on it, I'm screaming like a baby.[/QUOTE]

Don't shove things up your ass? Take it from my 50 year old gay coworkers you'll regret it in the end.:lol:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Don't shove things up your ass? Take it from my 50 year old gay coworkers you'll regret it in the end.:lol:[/QUOTE]

Despite the very real possibility of anal leakage in the future, that's hardly the kindest nor most creative thing to direct at kittie. :D
 
I saw the aristocrats last night at 11:20. There were 14 people in the theater. By 11:50 there were 7 (including me). Great fucking movie.

3 best interpretations:
1. Bob Sagat - Has a hard time not laughing, but you can see that he is "at home" telling that joke. "Can I get copy of this to send to the kids from Full House?"
2. A MIME - WRONG WRONG WRONG :) It was great :)
3. A card player - Scripted, but very amusing.

The South Park one was great too.

I wanna go see it again, but this time with someone easily offended so i can time them before they leave :)
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']I wanna go see it again, but this time with someone easily offended so i can time them before they leave :)[/QUOTE]
I don't know if I'd be offended...probably more likely bored. It's an interesting idea, but it seems like it'd get old quickly.

That said, I think I'll just wait until it comes out on DVD. I've probably got too much to do to be worrying about movies right now.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']:cough cough: wrong.[/QUOTE]

About the being bored out of your mind part... or about not being able to better in the man department part? Consider your answer to this question carefully...
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']I don't know if I'd be offended...probably more likely bored. It's an interesting idea, but it seems like it'd get old quickly.

That said, I think I'll just wait until it comes out on DVD. I've probably got too much to do to be worrying about movies right now.[/QUOTE]

There are "boring" parts to it, because its a documentary. It explains and breaks down the joke. The film goes pretty damn fast because they cut out the pauses between sentences. That also makes for a few too many quick cut shots, but i got used to it quick. The joke is told maybe 5-10 times at length, the rest are bits and pieces of the joke and discussions about those bits. The mime though...the freakin mime.
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']There are "boring" parts to it, because its a documentary. It explains and breaks down the joke. The film goes pretty damn fast because they cut out the pauses between sentences. That also makes for a few too many quick cut shots, but i got used to it quick. The joke is told maybe 5-10 times at length, the rest are bits and pieces of the joke and discussions about those bits. The mime though...the freakin mime.[/QUOTE]
Ahh...when I read about the movie, I got the impression that I'd be hearing the joke over and over. That sounds like it'd be more interesting.

I've got a feeling I'll be able to find it somewhere in Ann Arbor, though. :)
 
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