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[quote name='JSweeney']Whether or not it's the case, I think some people don't feel a drive to collect whatever attention they can, be it positive or negative.
Sometimes, believe it or not, there are people that hope to conduct themselves with at least a modicum of class or bind thier actions with a bit of decorum.[/QUOTE]
Class and decorum? Here?
Methinks I'm going to have to talk with Cheapy to have that added to the FAQ for here. Sounds catchy.
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']I thought sexual talk was the usual insults that are thrown around here.
k[/QUOTE]
No, it's semi-homoerotic banter that's the usual insults that fly around here.
Though licking dog vaginas, that's a new one to me.s
Sometimes, believe it or not, there are people that hope to conduct themselves with at least a modicum of class or bind thier actions with a bit of decorum.[/QUOTE]
Class and decorum? Here?
Methinks I'm going to have to talk with Cheapy to have that added to the FAQ for here. Sounds catchy.
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']I thought sexual talk was the usual insults that are thrown around here.
k[/QUOTE]No, it's semi-homoerotic banter that's the usual insults that fly around here.
Though licking dog vaginas, that's a new one to me.
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God, I really need to get out of my current sleeping habits.
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[quote name='AngellicLulu']God, I really need to get out of my current sleeping habits.[/QUOTE]
Good afternoon, sleepyhead. Some of us have been up for 6 hours already.
Good afternoon, sleepyhead. Some of us have been up for 6 hours already.
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[quote name='shrike4242']Good afternoon, sleepyhead. Some of us have been up for 6 hours already. [/QUOTE]
yeah I know. I wanted to wake up early this morning, I don't know what happened.
[/QUOTE]yeah I know. I wanted to wake up early this morning, I don't know what happened.
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[quote name='AngellicLulu']yeah I know. I wanted to wake up early this morning, I don't know what happened.[/QUOTE]
I'm like that every morning, though I do make it up and going in the AM. Damn paycheck.
I'll be up early tomorrow, have to take the car in to have them look at it. @whee. :|
I'm like that every morning, though I do make it up and going in the AM. Damn paycheck.
I'll be up early tomorrow, have to take the car in to have them look at it. @whee. :|
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[quote name='shrike4242']I'm like that every morning, though I do make it up and going in the AM. Damn paycheck.
I'll be up early tomorrow, have to take the car in to have them look at it. @whee. :|[/QUOTE]
It's just it's so lonely during the day so I sleep in.
I'll be up early tomorrow, have to take the car in to have them look at it. @whee. :|[/QUOTE]
It's just it's so lonely during the day so I sleep in.
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[quote name='AngellicLulu'] It's just it's so lonely during the day so I sleep in.[/QUOTE]
In that situation, I'm sure I'd be doing the same thing.
It's just it's so lonely during the day so I sleep in.[/QUOTE]In that situation, I'm sure I'd be doing the same thing.
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[quote name='kittie']I'm much the same way, since I've started working later.
I hate it. I miss beautiful mornings.[/QUOTE]
I used to be a morning person, but having room-mates
ed that up.
I hate it. I miss beautiful mornings.[/QUOTE]
I used to be a morning person, but having room-mates
ed that up.
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[quote name='AngellicLulu'] It's just it's so lonely during the day so I sleep in.[/QUOTE]
Get a puppy/cat/ferret/buy Nintendogs
Or work the street corner. I meet plenty of friends that way.
...
what?
It's just it's so lonely during the day so I sleep in.[/QUOTE]Get a puppy/cat/ferret/buy Nintendogs
Or work the street corner. I meet plenty of friends that way.
...
what?
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[quote name='SpottedNigel']Get a puppy/cat/ferret/buy Nintendogs
Or work the street corner. I meet plenty of friends that way.
...
what?[/QUOTE]
That's only because you're cheap and easy that you meet plenty of friends.
Or work the street corner. I meet plenty of friends that way.
...
what?[/QUOTE]
That's only because you're cheap and easy that you meet plenty of friends.
[quote name='shrike4242']Sorry to buzzkill you on that one, though if anyone would know where such a brothel might be, it would be the Professor. [/QUOTE]
Brothel? Are you kidding? I'd never pay for sex! Yuck! As a cheap ass, I'm highly offended.
Why should I pay for something I can get free? :lol:
[/QUOTE]Brothel? Are you kidding? I'd never pay for sex! Yuck! As a cheap ass, I'm highly offended.
Why should I pay for something I can get free? :lol:
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[quote name='jaykrue']Brothel? Are you kidding? I'd never pay for sex! Yuck! As a cheap ass, I'm highly offended. Why should I pay for something I can get free? :lol:[/QUOTE]
Knowing and using are two different things, your supreme Pimpness.
I had thought that you would have such info to give to people who didn't have the mad skillz you possess.
Why should I pay for something I can get free? :lol:[/QUOTE]Knowing and using are two different things, your supreme Pimpness.
I had thought that you would have such info to give to people who didn't have the mad skillz you possess.
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I am not Cheap!
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[quote name='SpottedNigel']I am not Cheap![/QUOTE]
Guess it's just easy, then. One out of two isn't bad.
Guess it's just easy, then. One out of two isn't bad.
[quote name='shrike4242']Knowing and using are two different things, your supreme Pimpness.
I had thought that you would have such info to give to people who didn't have the mad skillz you possess.[/QUOTE]
Well, after visiting my cousin in Texas, he did tell me that the best places to find whorehouses (his words not mine) were asian masseuse parlors as they've started hiring nonasians there to attract a wider selection of clientele. Often times, they're usually of the south american variety but sometimes you'll find an occasional eastern european or two. According to him, they're better than street hookers since they usually have good connections with the local health clinic (for referrals which attract business - the business of STDs
) so the girls are most likely clean. He's a recovering sex addict (no joke I'm sad to say) so I suppose what he said is true. And just to put it out there, just because I'm a Prof. of Pimpology doesn't mean everyone in my family is as well. It's a taught skill not an inherited one.
[quote name='shrike4242']Guess it's just easy, then. One out of two isn't bad.[/QUOTE]
I had thought that you would have such info to give to people who didn't have the mad skillz you possess.
[/QUOTE]Well, after visiting my cousin in Texas, he did tell me that the best places to find whorehouses (his words not mine) were asian masseuse parlors as they've started hiring nonasians there to attract a wider selection of clientele. Often times, they're usually of the south american variety but sometimes you'll find an occasional eastern european or two. According to him, they're better than street hookers since they usually have good connections with the local health clinic (for referrals which attract business - the business of STDs
) so the girls are most likely clean. He's a recovering sex addict (no joke I'm sad to say) so I suppose what he said is true. And just to put it out there, just because I'm a Prof. of Pimpology doesn't mean everyone in my family is as well. It's a taught skill not an inherited one. [quote name='shrike4242']Guess it's just easy, then. One out of two isn't bad.
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[quote name='SpottedNigel']Get a puppy/cat/ferret/buy Nintendogs
Or work the street corner. I meet plenty of friends that way.
...
what?[/QUOTE]
I have a cat who sleeps during the day. And I will be getting Nintendogs, and you don't work street corners during the day, I have better things to do at night.
Or work the street corner. I meet plenty of friends that way.
...
what?[/QUOTE]
I have a cat who sleeps during the day. And I will be getting Nintendogs, and you don't work street corners during the day, I have better things to do at night.
shrike4242
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[quote name='jaykrue']And just to put it out there, just because I'm a Prof. of Pimpology doesn't mean everyone in my family is as well. It's a taught skill not an inherited one. [/QUOTE]
Bullshit. It's genetic.
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I have a cat who sleeps during the day. And I will be getting Nintendogs, and you don't work street corners during the day, I have better things to do at night.[/QUOTE]
Just following the lead of the cat. Always a smart idea.
[/QUOTE]Bullshit. It's genetic.
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I have a cat who sleeps during the day. And I will be getting Nintendogs, and you don't work street corners during the day, I have better things to do at night.[/QUOTE]
Just following the lead of the cat. Always a smart idea.
[quote name='shrike4242']Bullshit. It's genetic. [/QUOTE]
No, no, no.
As much as I'd like to, genetics is the LAST thing that I've been blessed with. I'm asian, fer pete's sake! Hello! Slightly smaller than average penis? I gotta make up for it somehow.:lol:
[/QUOTE]No, no, no.
As much as I'd like to, genetics is the LAST thing that I've been blessed with. I'm asian, fer pete's sake! Hello! Slightly smaller than average penis? I gotta make up for it somehow.:lol:
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[quote name='jaykrue']No, no, no.
As much as I'd like to, genetics is the LAST thing that I've been blessed with. I'm asian, fer pete's sake! Hello! Slightly smaller than average penis? I gotta make up for it somehow.:lol:[/QUOTE]
Wow, that's a detail I didn't think I'd find out about today. :shock: Thanks for sharing.s
Also funny that you brought that up as the only point of contention.
It's those super secret powers of mind manipulation that you claim are a learned talent. That's the real genetic pass-around. You, the pimp paladin, cousin who's a sex addict, it's all fitting together now..... :lol:
As much as I'd like to, genetics is the LAST thing that I've been blessed with. I'm asian, fer pete's sake! Hello! Slightly smaller than average penis? I gotta make up for it somehow.:lol:[/QUOTE]
Wow, that's a detail I didn't think I'd find out about today. :shock: Thanks for sharing.
sAlso funny that you brought that up as the only point of contention.
It's those super secret powers of mind manipulation that you claim are a learned talent.
That's the real genetic pass-around. You, the pimp paladin, cousin who's a sex addict, it's all fitting together now..... :lol:[quote name='shrike4242']Wow, that's a detail I didn't think I'd find out about today. :shock: Thanks for sharing. s
Also funny that you brought that up as the only point of contention.
It's those super secret powers of mind manipulation that you claim are a learned talent. That's the real genetic pass-around. You, the pimp paladin, cousin who's a sex addict, it's all fitting together now..... :lol:[/QUOTE]
I still think you're wrong. :lol: If my cousin had the same mind blowing abilities such as me, then he wouldn't need to resort to brothels. And I do think my unit is small in comparison to my non asian brethren because I've been to the gym and I've been to the showers *shivers from horrible memory* and seen the old wrinkly man with his dangly bits. So I make up for it in skill.
sAlso funny that you brought that up as the only point of contention.
It's those super secret powers of mind manipulation that you claim are a learned talent.
That's the real genetic pass-around. You, the pimp paladin, cousin who's a sex addict, it's all fitting together now..... :lol:[/QUOTE]I still think you're wrong. :lol: If my cousin had the same mind blowing abilities such as me, then he wouldn't need to resort to brothels.
And I do think my unit is small in comparison to my non asian brethren because I've been to the gym and I've been to the showers *shivers from horrible memory* and seen the old wrinkly man with his dangly bits. So I make up for it in skill.
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[quote name='jaykrue']I still think you're wrong. :lol: If my cousin had the same mind blowing abilities such as me, then he wouldn't need to resort to brothels. And I do think my unit is small in comparison to my non asian brethren because I've been to the gym and I've been to the showers *shivers from horrible memory* and seen the old wrinkly man with his dangly bits. So I make up for it in skill. [/QUOTE]
I think he had to resort to the brothels because the mind control skill needs to be harness and controlled, by the proper use of clothing, grooming and practice. Uncontrolled, it forces you to brothel-ize your conquests.
And I'll leave the commentary on said unit issues to you, and know that the evidence presents itself well enough on the skill.
And I do think my unit is small in comparison to my non asian brethren because I've been to the gym and I've been to the showers *shivers from horrible memory* and seen the old wrinkly man with his dangly bits. So I make up for it in skill. [/QUOTE]I think he had to resort to the brothels because the mind control skill needs to be harness and controlled, by the proper use of clothing, grooming and practice.
Uncontrolled, it forces you to brothel-ize your conquests. And I'll leave the commentary on said unit issues to you, and know that the evidence presents itself well enough on the skill.
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I'm staying out of this convo ;-)
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[quote name='AngellicLulu']I'm staying out of this convo ;-)[/QUOTE]
Feel free to contribute to the convo, if you'd like, though I think it might be difficult without the requsite twig-and-berries needed for the proper perspective.
Feel free to contribute to the convo, if you'd like, though I think it might be difficult without the requsite twig-and-berries needed for the proper perspective.
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[quote name='jaykrue']...and I've been to the showers *shivers from horrible memory* and seen the old wrinkly man with his dangly bits. [/QUOTE]
Thats what we call "Gravity in action"
Thats what we call "Gravity in action"
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are you guys quite done?
[quote name='AngellicLulu']are you guys quite done?[/QUOTE]
No, not yet... not yet... not QUITE yet... aaaaaaah. Ok, i'm done. :lol: In all seriousness, I wouldn't mind know what the other half thinks of the whole penis debate - bigger vs. wider vs. technique - which is the da best?
[quote name='shrike4242']I think he had to resort to the brothels because the mind control skill needs to be harness and controlled, by the proper use of clothing, grooming and practice. Uncontrolled, it forces you to brothel-ize your conquests.
And I'll leave the commentary on said unit issues to you, and know that the evidence presents itself well enough on the skill.[/QUOTE]
Oh, jeez, I don't know about allowing him to get any skills, he'd a'splode. :lol:
[quote name='shrike4242']Feel free to contribute to the convo, if you'd like, though I think it might be difficult without the requsite twig-and-berries needed for the proper perspective.[/QUOTE]
I'd like to see those of the non-twig&berry persuasion to chime in.
[quote name='SpottedNigel']Thats what we call "Gravity in action"[/QUOTE]
Eeew...
No, not yet... not yet... not QUITE yet... aaaaaaah. Ok, i'm done. :lol: In all seriousness, I wouldn't mind know what the other half thinks of the whole penis debate - bigger vs. wider vs. technique - which is the da best?
[quote name='shrike4242']I think he had to resort to the brothels because the mind control skill needs to be harness and controlled, by the proper use of clothing, grooming and practice.
Uncontrolled, it forces you to brothel-ize your conquests. And I'll leave the commentary on said unit issues to you, and know that the evidence presents itself well enough on the skill.
[/QUOTE]Oh, jeez, I don't know about allowing him to get any skills, he'd a'splode. :lol:
[quote name='shrike4242']Feel free to contribute to the convo, if you'd like, though I think it might be difficult without the requsite twig-and-berries needed for the proper perspective.
[/QUOTE]I'd like to see those of the non-twig&berry persuasion to chime in.
[quote name='SpottedNigel']Thats what we call "Gravity in action"[/QUOTE]
Eeew...
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damn plums must be in season cause I just had the best plum ever!
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[quote name='AngellicLulu']are you guys quite done?[/QUOTE]
I guess we could be, for the common good.
[quote name='jaykrue']No, not yet... not yet... not QUITE yet... aaaaaaah. Ok, i'm done. :lol:[/QUOTE]
I guess we could be, for the common good.
[quote name='jaykrue']No, not yet... not yet... not QUITE yet... aaaaaaah. Ok, i'm done. :lol:[/QUOTE]
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[quote name='AngellicLulu']damn plums must be in season cause I just had the best plum ever![/QUOTE]
Actual plum, or some sort of sexual joke i just dont get right now.
Either way, ive never had a plum.
Actual plum, or some sort of sexual joke i just dont get right now.
Either way, ive never had a plum.
[quote name='shrike4242'][/QUOTE]
Dunno what you were thinkin' but I was just scratchin' an itch on my elbow. :lol:
[quote name='AngellicLulu']damn plums must be in season cause I just had the best plum ever![/QUOTE]
[quote name='SpottedNigel']Actual plum, or some sort of sexual joke i just dont get right now.
Either way, ive never had a plum.[/QUOTE]
I think she was talkin' an actual plum but given the context of where she said it, who knows? :lol:
[/QUOTE]Dunno what you were thinkin' but I was just scratchin' an itch on my elbow. :lol:
[quote name='AngellicLulu']damn plums must be in season cause I just had the best plum ever![/QUOTE]
[quote name='SpottedNigel']Actual plum, or some sort of sexual joke i just dont get right now.
Either way, ive never had a plum.[/QUOTE]
I think she was talkin' an actual plum but given the context of where she said it, who knows? :lol:
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[quote name='jaykrue']No, not yet... not yet... not QUITE yet... aaaaaaah. Ok, i'm done. :lol: In all seriousness, I wouldn't mind know what the other half thinks of the whole penis debate - bigger vs. wider vs. technique - which is the da best?[/QUOTE]
I've been with one guy and I will only be with that guy. I have no preferences and I really couldn't begin to establish preferences.
I've been with one guy and I will only be with that guy. I have no preferences and I really couldn't begin to establish preferences.
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I've been with one guy and I will only be with that guy. I have no preferences and I really couldn't begin to establish preferences.[/QUOTE]
I think you can use your imagination. Besides, haven't u ever used a toy for those times when the boy is away and you need some of the good stuff right that minute? :lol:
I think you can use your imagination.
Besides, haven't u ever used a toy for those times when the boy is away and you need some of the good stuff right that minute? :lol:
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Yes I was talking about an actual plum.
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I always play as Professor Plum in Clue. Everyone knows that he's the best darn piece on the board.
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[quote name='AngellicLulu']Yes I was talking about an actual plum.[/QUOTE]
Ok.
Im not sure if its the discussion of fruits or weiners, but i want a Kumquat
Ok.
Im not sure if its the discussion of fruits or weiners, but i want a Kumquat
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[quote name='jaykrue']I think you can use your imagination. Besides, haven't u ever used a toy for those times when the boy is away and you need some of the good stuff right that minute? :lol:[/QUOTE]
No.
Besides, haven't u ever used a toy for those times when the boy is away and you need some of the good stuff right that minute? :lol:[/QUOTE]No.
[quote name='kittie']You're missing out on some fun, Lulu.[/QUOTE]
Ya, most of the girls I know keep a pocket rocket in their purse to relieve the urge. Some have even used it to replace their other bad habits like smoking or biting nails. They tell me it's a great stress reliever. :lol:
Ya, most of the girls I know keep a pocket rocket in their purse to relieve the urge. Some have even used it to replace their other bad habits like smoking or biting nails. They tell me it's a great stress reliever. :lol:
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What has my OTT become?!? :lol:
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[quote name='jaykrue']A serious discussion on the effects of vibrators to relieve stress in a work environment. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Carry on then
Carry on then
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[quote name='jaykrue']A serious discussion on the effects of vibrators to relieve stress in a work environment. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Is that why women get all the offices and men get cubicles?
Is that why women get all the offices and men get cubicles?
[quote name='kittie']I used to do the smoking in high school for a while. I really hated it, but peer pressure.
Now I'm so sensitive downstairs that I can get aroused at the most inopportune times.[/QUOTE]
Really? I saw NCA and I recall you smoking. And wouldn't excessive usage of the pockrock make you less sensitive instead of more?
[quote name='beerguy961']Is that why women get all the offices and men get cubicles?[/QUOTE]
I guess?
Now I'm so sensitive downstairs that I can get aroused at the most inopportune times.[/QUOTE]
Really? I saw NCA and I recall you smoking.
And wouldn't excessive usage of the pockrock make you less sensitive instead of more?[quote name='beerguy961']Is that why women get all the offices and men get cubicles?[/QUOTE]
I guess?
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