The Super Ultra Sexy Hero OTT

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No, it makes you more sensitive.

And that was fake smoking to make me look more like a hooker. Plus that scene was shot over a year ago now.
 
[quote name='kittie']No, it makes you more sensitive.

And that was fake smoking to make me look more like a hooker. Plus that scene was shot over a year ago now.[/QUOTE]

So would you consider being more sensitive to be a benefit or a disadvantage to having sex? I would think it's an advantage since it wouldn't take as much to get you up and running and allows for shorter sessions. :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Ya, most of the girls I know keep a pocket rocket in their purse to relieve the urge. Some have even used it to replace their other bad habits like smoking or biting nails. They tell me it's a great stress reliever. :lol:[/QUOTE]

No question that the friends you have and the friends I have are two different sets of people. :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']So would you consider being more sensitive to be a benefit or a disadvantage to having sex? I would think it's an advantage since it wouldn't take as much to get you up and running and allows for shorter sessions. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Disadvantage, because sex doesn't get me going as much now, to the point where I have no interest in it occasionally... only a girl knows how to properly get herself off. :)
 
NRT (Figure that one out! :D )

I've got almost too much shit to do today. Hopefully I can get it all done. I just got a notice from FedEx that I have a package waiting at the office, and I have no fucking clue what it is. I haven't ordered anything lately and I haven't been told about anything that my parents were sending me, especially since I'm going to be there in 1 day. :whistle2:k
 
[quote name='kittie']Disadvantage, because sex doesn't get me going as much now, to the point where I have no interest in it occasionally... only a girl knows how to properly get herself off. :)[/QUOTE]

I dunno, I think I can give you a run for your money. ;) Especially since all of my lovemaking techniques were taught by, ahem, if you'll excuse the pun, highly forthcoming girls. :lol:

[quote name='shrike4242']No question that the friends you have and the friends I have are two different sets of people. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Hehe, well, it's time to find some new friends then isn't it? ;):bouncy:
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']NRT (Figure that one out! :D )

I've got almost too much shit to do today. Hopefully I can get it all done. I just got a notice from FedEx that I have a package waiting at the office, and I have no fucking clue what it is. I haven't ordered anything lately and I haven't been told about anything that my parents were sending me, especially since I'm going to be there in 1 day. :whistle2:k[/QUOTE]

If you call FedEx, they'll tell you where it came from, if you're the recipient.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']If you call FedEx, they'll tell you where it came from, if you're the recipient.[/QUOTE]
Or I can let it be a surprise and walk down to the office to see who it's from. ;)
 
[quote name='jaykrue']to quote the Governator: I'll be back.

Gotta make myself a late afternoon lunch.[/QUOTE]
That's my governor!

...California is so fucked up...
 
[quote name='flowery']Well I go and change my oil and you guys blow a huge sex convo load.[/QUOTE]

Is that what you kids are calling it these days? "Changing the oil?" ;)
 
[quote name='flowery']Well I go and change my oil and you guys blow a huge sex convo load.[/QUOTE]

Sorry you missed out? I'm sure there's plenty to go around.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Is that what you kids are calling it these days? "Changing the oil?" ;)[/QUOTE]

As far as I know thats what we call it. I got it all over my arm too.
 
[quote name='6669']More drama in my life. Looks like I'll be gone again (for awhile). See you all as soon as I can. :cry:[/QUOTE]

:cry: What happened?
 
[quote name='6669']More drama in my life. Looks like I'll be gone again (for awhile). See you all as soon as I can. :cry:[/QUOTE]
:cry:
If you need anyone to talk to, I'm around.
 
[quote name='6669']More drama in my life. Looks like I'll be gone again (for awhile). See you all as soon as I can. :cry:[/QUOTE]

Best wishes to you. I know that a lot of stuff in life can cause a lot of problems. Likewise, if you need someone to talk to, let me know.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Sorry you missed out? I'm sure there's plenty to go around.[/QUOTE]

Sure, there's always a lot. ;)

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Is that what you kids are calling it these days? "Changing the oil?" ;)[/QUOTE]

Damn kids and their newfangled sexual innuendo terminology. :bomb::lol:

[quote name='flowery']Well I go and change my oil and you guys blow a huge sex convo load.[/QUOTE]

I'll make sure to blow my load on you as well next time. :rofl:
 
[quote name='flowery']Now was that necessary.[/QUOTE]

Yes. When you set yourself up for a joke like that, how could I resist? :lol:
 
I must say the more serious treatment and respect given to sexuality in the last few pages is a refreshing change from the average pablum that the topic usually elicits.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']I must say the more serious treatment and respect given to sexuality in the last few pages is a refreshing change from the average pablum that the topic usually elicits.[/QUOTE]
Well you just doomed us. Thanks alots Sweens. :lol:
 
[quote name='JSweeney']I must say the more serious treatment and respect given to sexuality in the last few pages is a refreshing change from the average pablum that the topic usually elicits.[/QUOTE]

Moxio and DC have been gone for quite a while ...
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']I think sweeney finding a drunk slut might work even better.[/QUOTE]

While people are entitled to thier opinions about what I should and shouldn't do, I actually find this particular idea fairly reprehensible. I know zionoverfire was likely joking and trying to be clever, but trying to take advantage of drunken women is just utterly disgusting.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']While people are entitled to thier opinions about what I should and shouldn't do, I actually find this particular idea fairly reprehensible. I know zionoverfire was likely joking and trying to be clever, but trying to take advantage of drunken women is just utterly disgusting.[/QUOTE]
Obviously you've never dressed one up in clown makeup when she was out of it. Ahh...good times. :)
 
[quote name='JSweeney']While people are entitled to thier opinions about what I should and shouldn't do, I actually find this particular idea fairly reprehensible. I know zionoverfire was likely joking and trying to be clever, but trying to take advantage of drunken women is just utterly disgusting.[/QUOTE]

But they want to be "taken advantage of". That's the whole point. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']But they want to be "taken advantage of". That's the whole point. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Wow. That sounds like the standard defense of every rapist ever.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Wow. That sounds like the standard defense of every rapist ever.[/QUOTE]

Remember we're strictly talking about "drunk sluts". The fact is they're just regular sluts who get drunk so they don't have to accept responsibility for their actions.
 
Finally done with the driving portion of my day. Now to pack up for my trip and clean up around here. Picked up some cheap movies at WalMart and got some CD's at BB while I was out, so I should have enough music to listen to on the plane and DVD's to watch when I'm bored at home. Now to figure what games to take with my GC. :whistle2:k
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Remember we're strictly talking about "drunk sluts". The fact is they're just regular sluts who get drunk so they don't have to accept responsibility for their actions.[/QUOTE]

Well, that would depend on who's doing the classifications. If you put enough stock into what some people say, then you'd believe that there are only 2 types of women... sluts and fatties.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Well, that would depend on who's doing the classifications. If you put enough stock into what some people say, then you'd believe that there are only 2 types of women... sluts and fatties.[/QUOTE]
So if you combined the two would it cause chaos in the universe?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Well, that would depend on who's doing the classifications. If you put enough stock into what some people say, then you'd believe that there are only 2 types of women... sluts and fatties.[/QUOTE]

I have the utmost respect for all women who deserve it.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I have the utmost respect for all women who deserve it.[/QUOTE]

Of course, why listen to me? Based upon the sage advice of others on the board, the etiology of all my problems is a low blood alcohol content and the fact that I'm not thrusting on some random slut at the moment.
 
[quote name='Mouse']Woah
What's with all the tense conversation


Let's lighten the mood a bit[/QUOTE]
Yes I agree I'm tired of seeing depression and positive attitude google ads :lol:
 
[quote name='JSweeney']While people are entitled to thier opinions about what I should and shouldn't do, I actually find this particular idea fairly reprehensible. I know zionoverfire was likely joking and trying to be clever, but trying to take advantage of drunken women is just utterly disgusting.[/QUOTE]

No, I pretty much said it just to piss you off.:D
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']No, I pretty much said it just to piss you off.:D[/QUOTE]

Well that's just fucking spectacular.
Ha ha ha ha. It's just hi-fucking-larious.

Yep. And of course, the next thing you'll talk about is how your father fucked you up your ass for near a decade, just for shits and fucking giggles because, you know, it may fucking piss someone off as well.

Alle-fucking-luia!
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Well that's just fucking spectacular.
Ha ha ha ha. It's just hi-fucking-larious.

Yep. And of course, the next thing you'll talk about is how your father fucked you up your ass for near a decade, just for shits and fucking giggles because, you know, it may fucking piss someone off as well.

Alle-fucking-luia![/QUOTE]

Trying to be upset online? It just really doesn't work does it?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Well that's just fucking spectacular.
Ha ha ha ha. It's just hi-fucking-larious.

Yep. And of course, the next thing you'll talk about is how your father fucked you up your ass for near a decade, just for shits and fucking giggles because, you know, it may fucking piss someone off as well.

Alle-fucking-luia![/QUOTE]
fuck yeah!

[quote name='shrike4242']If you call FedEx, they'll tell you where it came from, if you're the recipient.[/QUOTE]
I found out what was waiting for me, a Sly 3 demo that I signed up to get 2 days ago. Damn that was fast, though it was from CA.
 
Window AC units are deadly. For whatever reason instead of using screens or mesh of some sort, they decided on 10million razorblade/razor wire metal lines. My hand now looks like hamburger due to one tiny slip of the unit. F'ing great.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Window AC units are deadly. For whatever reason instead of using screens or mesh of some sort, they decided on 10million razorblade/razor wire metal lines. My hand now looks like hamburger due to one tiny slip of the unit. F'ing great.[/QUOTE]
ouch.
 
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