The Super Ultra Sexy Hero OTT

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Honestly, all shittin' aside, you do shit each and every day you post that makes you an even bigger loser than you were the day before.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Well, yeah... think of all of those reflective surfaces. Hell, even just the refractive properties of jism probably make that process a bitch.[/QUOTE]

Man, you just blew my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Well, I decided to go with Snatch for my commentary needs. Pretty good so far. :cool:[/QUOTE]
How can so innocent a comment seem so dreadfully ominous coming from you?
 
[quote name='Mouse']How can so innocent a comment seem so dreadfully ominous coming from you?[/QUOTE]

I said Snatch, not Mary Kate and Ashley's Wild Lesbian Adventure. :roll:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I said Snatch, not Mary Kate and Ashley's Wild Lesbian Adventure. :roll:[/QUOTE]

No, that's kept in the deep dark recesses of your porn collection.

When you're dreaming, that is. :D
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Honestly, all shittin' aside, you do shit each and every day you post that makes you an even bigger loser than you were the day before.[/QUOTE]

I'm assuming you're referring to Sweeney.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']No, that's kept in the deep dark recesses of your porn collection.

When you're dreaming, that is. :D[/QUOTE]

Actually no ... I don't have those sort of dreams. Also, fun fact: I've never actually imagined Natalie or Scarlett in a sexual way. Hard to believe, I know. But it's true.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Is there any possible way that posts following this one could end well?
Well, I guess there's one or two, but they'd involve a thumping bass-line, a couple camera-men, and a style of video here-to-fore unexplored by Miss kittie.[/QUOTE]

If there's any porn with guys I'd do, it would be titty fu(king.

But, it hurts when you're too small like me. It bruised my breastbone once. It also can lead to messy shooting.
 
[quote name='Mouse']Is this prepubecant or post-implant Mary Kate and Ashley?[/QUOTE]

I wasn't aware they were past "prepubescent" yet. :shock:

[quote name='Mouse']UhOh, has my immaturity lowered your opinion of me again?[/QUOTE]

Is that even possible? :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']

Is that even possible? :lol:[/QUOTE]
Sub... that was directed towards AngellicLulu...
 
[quote name='kittie']If there's any porn with guys I'd do, it would be titty fu(king.

But, it hurts when you're too small like me. It bruised my breastbone once. It also can lead to messy shooting.[/QUOTE]

Prove it.
 
[quote name='Mouse']Sub... that was directed towards AngellicLulu...[/QUOTE]

I know. My response was more of a rhetorical question than anything else. It was supposed to be funny. :lol:
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Honestly, all shittin' aside, you do shit each and every day you post that makes you an even bigger loser than you were the day before.[/QUOTE]

I hope you aren't worried that someone will best your enema technique and steal your place as king of the crap pile.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']I hope you aren't worried that someone will best your enema technique and steal your place as king of the crap pile.[/QUOTE]

Super Colon Blow ahoy!
 
[quote name='kittie']If there's any porn with guys I'd do, it would be titty fu(king.

But, it hurts when you're too small like me. It bruised my breastbone once. It also can lead to messy shooting.[/QUOTE]
Kittie talking about porn. Im getting the weirdest sense of deja vu. :roll:
 
[quote name='kittie']I'm assuming you're referring to Sweeney.[/QUOTE]

Yeah. I just don't get that kid, I mean, all the stupid shit he does obviously doesn't pay out but yet, here he is day in and day out trying to be, well, I don't know what he's trying to be.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Sometimes the trade thread feels like that to me.;)[/QUOTE]

What, the crap being flushed down from top to bottom? :D
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']I don't suppose a douching will occur?:D[/QUOTE]

Depends on what needs to get cleaned out. :lol:

[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Hey![/QUOTE]

I put up an umbrella for you. Check before you complain. ;)
 
[quote name='Ugamer_X']íú+Aß¼+\TÑñóá~¦ï?ômJG»

Well, that's my counterproductive contribution to the OTT tonight.[/QUOTE]
I fixed your post. ;-) :lol:
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Depends on what needs to get cleaned out. :lol:
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and I suppose you aren't going to tell us if when and what happens now will you?:lol:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']and I suppose you aren't going to tell us if when and what happens now will you?:lol:[/QUOTE]

Of course not. That's the joys of life, always a surprise. :D
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Of course not. That's the joys of life, always a surprise. :D[/QUOTE]

Now how exactly is it a surprise if we never find out eh?

Besides setting examples is a great way to encourage newbie traders (my favorite type).
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Now how exactly is it a surprise if we never find out eh?

Besides setting examples is a great way to encourage newbie traders (my favorite type).[/QUOTE]

It's only a surprise until it isn't. ;)

Yes, and the teeth marks you leave on the newbie traders keep 'em coming. ;)
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Yeah. I just don't get that kid, I mean, all the stupid shit he does obviously doesn't pay out but yet, here he is day in and day out trying to be, well, I don't know what he's trying to be.[/QUOTE]

I don't know either.

I think he just gets need to get drunk and find a slut.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']It's only a surprise until it isn't. ;)

Yes, and the teeth marks you leave on the newbie traders keep 'em coming. ;)[/QUOTE]

So a surpise until we don't care anymore? Oh gee thanks Shrike!:applause:

Teeth marks? I place nice with my new toys.;)

But really I prefer the new traders they have all sorts of goodies and don't spend days trying to swindle me. Although sadly having a few rotten traders makes some of them very hesitant to send first.:cry:
 
[quote name='kittie']I don't know either.

I think he just gets need to get drunk and find a slut.[/QUOTE]

I think sweeney finding a drunk slut might work even better.
 
I can't find any good pics of Millennia, blah.

I need some evil, crazy chick from an RPG to be my avatar.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']So a surpise until we don't care anymore? Oh gee thanks Shrike!:applause:

Teeth marks? I place nice with my new toys.;)

But really I prefer the new traders they have all sorts of goodies and don't spend days trying to swindle me. Although sadly having a few rotten traders makes some of them very hesitant to send first.:cry:[/QUOTE]

You're very welcome, zion. :D

Yes, teeth marks. I've seen it in the newbies after they've traded with you. ;)

New traders are good that way, and I address the issues as they show up. Especially the ones who ruin the normalcy of trading.
 
[quote name='kittie']If there's any porn with guys I'd do, it would be titty fu(king.

But, it hurts when you're too small like me. It bruised my breastbone once. It also can lead to messy shooting.[/QUOTE]
Hmm...

Shotgun Anus!
:D
 
[quote name='shrike4242']
Yes, teeth marks. I've seen it in the newbies after they've traded with you. ;)
[/QUOTE]

You sure you don't mean the ones I didn't trade with? Those I rip into pretty bad sometimes.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']You sure you don't mean the ones I didn't trade with? Those I rip into pretty bad sometimes.[/QUOTE]

Those ones are left in piles of little shreds on the floor. :D
 
[quote name='kittie']I don't know either.

I think he just gets need to get drunk and find a slut.[/QUOTE]

That all sounds like a good time if he was a normal sailor on shore leave but Sweeney would just talk the whole time about weather she wants to have sex because she likes him or if she herself is just looking to get laid, and then, if she's just looking to get laid, why with him?

A few long drawn out discussions about lyrics to some songs and some statistical facts that he'd dig up on her computer and he'd just be headed back home to punch one out to National Geographic, as if nothing had happened.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Those ones are left in piles of little shreds on the floor. :D[/QUOTE]

Well what can I say? When you have talent you might as well use it. I do hope I didn't terrorize most of them too much.:D
 
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