[quote name='JSweeney']Not to be nitpicky, but I think this ground has been covered before...
since searching for "Captain Planet" turns up this parody I wrote about 8 months ago
Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart!
GO PLANET!
With your powers combined I am Captain Planet!
Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
He's our powers magnified,
And he's fighting on the planet side
Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
Gonna help him put us under,
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder
"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"
(chanting)
We're the planeteers,
You can be one too!
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do,
Looting and polluting is not the way,
Hear what Captain Planet has to say:
"THE POWER IS YOURS!!"
Deals!
Refunds!
Trade-ins!
Clearences!
Coupons!
GO CHEAPY!
With your knowledge combined I am a Cheapass Gamer!
CheapyD, yeah, he's our hero,
Gonna reduce what we pay to zero,
Takes our deals and makes them magnified,
And all of this is on the consumer's side.
CheapyD, yeah, he's our hero,
Gonna reduce what we pay to zero,
But he'll still go and rend asunder,
Lamers who like to cheat and plunder
"You'll pay for this cheapass gamers!"
(chanting)
We're the cheapassgamers,
You can be one too!
'Cause saving our money is the thing to do,
Walmart scams and false returns are not the way,
Hear what good old Cheapy has to say:
"THE FORUM IS YOURS!!"[/QUOTE]

SUPERB!
