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Jeff Hardy is very likely eh? That'd be kind of kick ass. I'd like to see the Hardyz reunite and perhaps face MNM. Hell why not bring in Jeff to help Matt at WM, or save him from Animal. I would book a 4-way title match at WM, between Animal and yet another tag partner, I'm sure the LOD references will be unavoidable so just go with it vs MNM vs Gymni vs Matt and a mystery partner (Jeff).

Seems we're at 497... better write up the next topic, guess a WWE guy would be most fitting since we're headed into WM and all.
 
Actually, I was hoping the next topic would be on The Missing Link. But his topic can wait if ones already in the works :D
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']I'm still hoping for a Terry Funk topic but... a Mania one would be good..... perhaps Kurt Angle should get one finally?[/QUOTE]

he already had one. He was the 5th or 6th to have a topic. KotR pic was used for the headshot before his career accomplishments were listed.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Jeff Hardy is very likely but doubtful about Raven since both parties don't seem interested in each other.[/QUOTE]

I don't see Jeff Hardy coming back thanks to his drug habit and even if he did come back I doubt he would last long.
 
More detailed TNA spoilers for you people who have fetishes for spoilers...

TNA Impact tapings
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Taped in Orlando, Florida at Universal Studios
Report by Alan Wojcik, Torch correspondent of alanwojcik.com

Events that will air on March 18:

Jeff Jarrett and friends made their way to the ring. Jarrett claimed his friends accomplished the impossible; Sting is gone from TNA again. After Final Resolution, Sting left on his own terms and Sunday he left on Jarrett’s terms. Jarrett brought out Scott Steiner. Scott claimed he has been watching TNA for months and saw who TNA management was hiring. He verbally ran down the recent additions like Rhino, Team 3D, Sting and Christian Cage. Steiner claimed with Sting gone, he was the new face of TNA Wrestling, despite his attitude problem and jail stays. Steiner said he wanted to talk to TNA management about why he was never called. Steiner didn’t remember where in the U.S. he was as he called the fans rednecks.

Jeremy Borash spoke to Larry Zbyszko about Steiner’s comments. Zbyszko said Team 3D and Team Canada would enter the Six Sides of Steel on next week’s show. Samoa Joe barged into the interview demanding a rematch for the X Division title. Larry told him he was the next thing in wrestling. He needed to step away from the X Division and he had a special opponent for him at Lockdown, but the feed in the building went off as background noise suggested a fight.

(1) In a Team TNA/US World X Cup qualifier match, Sonjay Dutt defeated “Maverick” Matt Bentley (w/Traci Brooks) and Diamonds in the Rough member “Primetime” Elix Skipper (w/Simon Diamond). During this match, Diamond sat with Tenay and West, probably talking about his trip to White Sox training camp to face Dale Torborg and A.J. Pierzynski. Bentley and Skipped formed a very brief partnership and attacked Dutt. I say very brief because soon after Bentley punched Skipper in the jaw. Skipper had Dutt set for the Kryptonite Crunch when Bentley broke it up. All three men took to the air and landed on each other on the floor. Skipper and Dutt came back to the ring trading punches and kicks. Bentley hit Skipper with a superkick but Dutt broke up the pin by hitting a 450 splash then getting the pin on Bentley. There was a delay and I think they showed the footage from the White Sox camp to the home viewers.

Borash spoke to Team 3D about the announcement of the Six Sides of Steel match. Ray and Devon mocked Team Canada with their own raunchy rendition of the Canadian anthem.

(2) Abyss (w/Father James Mitchell) defeated Cassidy Riley. I like Cassidy Riley so it was hard watching Abyss beat the crap out of him. Abyss hit Shock Treatment and the Black Hole Slam to win.

Jeremy Borash spoke to "Father" James Mitchell about the possibility of Abyss facing Christian Cage at Lockdown for the NWA World Heavyweight title. Alex Shelley came over and offered his paparazzi camera for something and Mitchell accepted.

(3) Shark Boy & “Big Wiggle” Norman Smiley defeated LAX members “Notorious 187” Homicide & Machete (w/Konnan). Shark and Smiley got in some offense, including Smiley hitting Homicide with the Big Wiggle. Konnan went to hit Shark Boy with the sock puppet, but he hit Machete instead. With Machete knocked down, Shark got the pin. After the match, Konnan and Homicide ripped off Machete’s Puerto Rican t-shirt. I guess he is out. Could Low Ki or Hotstuff Hernandez be coming in?

(4) Ron “the Truth” Killings & “Phenomenal” AJ Styles & “War Machine” Rhino & X Division champion “Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels defeated Alex Shelley & “Prince of Punk” Shannon Moore & NWA World Tag Team champions America Most Wanted (“Tennessee Cowboy” James Storm & “Wildcat” Chris Harris w/Gail Kim). Harris looked like he was going to lock up with Rhino, but he quickly tagged out to Shelley. Shelley’s mat wrestling didn’t work against Rhino’s power moves. After using some profanity, Rhino tagged out to Daniels. Daniels and company had control of the match until Shelley poked Daniels in the eye. Storm tagged in but Daniels tagged out to Styles. Styles got too close to the opposite side of the ring and Harris hit him with a clothesline. Moore came in to work over “Mr. TNA” but he couldn’t get the pin. Styles survived the attack and tagged out to Killings. All eight men ended up brawling in, out and above the ring. Kim tossed Harris the handcuffs but when he went to handcuff Daniels, Rhino hit the GORE! Daniels and Styles set up Moore for a power bomb followed by the Styles Clash, which ended the match.

Jeremy Borash spoke to Team Canada about the Six Sides of Steel but the video faded out.

Events that will air on March 25:

Mike Tenay and Don West spoke on camera. Scott Steiner, Jeff Jarrett and Gail Kim stormed out but they were not dressed to wrestle.

(1) The match between “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner & “King of the Mountain” Jeff Jarrett vs. The Naturals (Chase Stevens & Andy Douglas) never really happened. Jarrett and Steiner jumped the Naturals. Steiner beat Douglas with a steel chair so bad that they took Douglas out on a back brace.

Jeremy Borash spoke to Konnan and Homicide about their beat down on Machete. The James Gang interrupted the interview. Bob Armstrong talked about his Marine days and arm wrestling Konnan.

Mike Tenay entered the ring for the announcement of Samoa Joe’s opponent at Lockdown. Joe ran down his in ring resume. They rolled footage of his opponent, the “Homicidal, Genocidal, Suicidal SABU!!!! Joe didn’t look too pleased as he watched video on the screen.

Borash spoke to Team 3D again about the Six Sides of Steel match.

(2) Team TNA/US members “the Future” Chris Sabin & Jay Lethal & Sonjay Dutt defeated The Diamonds in the Rough (Simon Diamond & “Primetime” Elix Skipper & David Young).

Sabin, Lethal and Dutt cleared the ring of the Diamonds. Then all three did topes to the floor onto the Diamonds. Once the match came back to the ring, Lethal go too close to the Diamonds's corner and Young hit a spinebuster. The Diamonds tagged out several times working over Lethal but couldn’t get the win. After surviving the onslaught, Lethal tagged out to Sabin. Dutt and Sabin joined the fray and Sabin hit Young with the Cradle Shock to win.

Jeremy Borash spoke to Team Canada about the Six Sides of Steel match when Larry Zbyszko came into the conversation. “Slick” Mark Johnson offered his services as the referee for the cage, but Larry Zbyszko told him Rudy Charles would be the referee instead.

After the Xplosion matches they set up the cage and NWA World Heavyweight champion “Captain Charisma” Christian Cage came out to talk and cover for the dead time. He said he didn’t get doctors clearance to wrestle tonight due to his injured ribs. Cage said he didn’t understand Scott Steiner’s comments earlier in the evening, claiming he didn’t speak dumbass. Cage thanked the fans for helping celebrate his World title victory over Jeff Jarrett at Against All Odds. Borash came out and helped toss some “Got Charisma” shirts to the crowd.

(3) Inside the Six Sides of Steel, Team 3D (Brother Ray & Brother Devon) beat Team Canada members “Canadian Enforcer” Bobby Roode & “Showtime” Eric Young (w/Scott D'Amore, A1, and Petey Williams). As I said, this match was filmed at the end of TV to keep the crowd alive. Before the bell, Andrew Thomas and Rudy Charles kicked A1, D'Amore, and Williams out of the ringside area. Team 3D busted Young open early in the match as Charles tried to get control. Ray tossed Roode into the cage busting his forehead open. Young was the Gordon Solie “Crimson Mask” for the rest of the match. It took a while but Team Canada was able to fight back and get in some offense. Rudy Charles finally made the teams go to their corners to make it a somewhat normal tag team match. Young missed a moonsault and Ray tagged out to Devon. Team 3D won when they hit Roode with the 3D. AMW and the rest of Team Canada hit the ring and jumped 3D. AMW went out to the floor and brought in a table, before they locked the cage. AMW stayed on the floor as Jay Lethal, Sonjay Dutt, Chris Sabin tried to enter the ring to save Team 3D. Shockingly, both members of 3D were split open. Team Canada sang the Canadian
Anthem over the beaten down Team 3D. After the match, the TNA medical staff ran into the ring to check on Ray who looked like he was unconscious for several moments. On their way out AMW argued with Dory Funk Jr. and paid the price as he knocked Storm on his ass. At the moment, Team 3D got to their feet, AMW hit the ring again and beat them down to the mat once more. Not satisfied, AMW beat down the medical and security staff that came to aid of Team 3D. Even as the cameras stopped rolling, AMW continued to pound on Team 3D.

The following matches were taped for Xplosion:

(1) Samoa Joe defeated New Japan Pro Wrestling’s Puma. Watch Xplosion if it airs in your area, as this was a great match. Joe won with the Muscle Buster and the Kokina Clutch.

(2) “The Future’ Chris Sabin & Jay Lethal defeated Hotstuff Hernandez and “Notorious 187” Homicide (w/Konnan) when Sabin pinned Hernandez. Guess Hernandez in now part of the LAX.

Announced and speculative matches for the Lockdown PPV:

***NWA World Heavyweight champion “Captain Charisma” Christian Cage vs. Abyss (w/Father James Mitchell)

***Samoa Joe vs. Sabu

***”Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner & “King of the Mountain” Jeff Jarrett plus two other people vs. Sting/Steve Borden and three other people

***NWA World Tag Team champions America’s Most Wanted (“Tennessee Cowboy” James Storm and “Wildcat” Chris Harris) vs. Team 3D (Ray and Devon)
 
[quote name='guyver2077']i havent read the spoilers yet..hopefully ill watch impact this weekend..


im planning to go the next ppv[/quote]

I may go as well.
 
WWE.com: So now that you’ve been officially called upon to do Saturday Night’s Main Event, it looks like you are back in the hunt. Does that mean you may be looking to also return to RAW for good?
J.R.: No, I think my RAW days are over. I did many years on RAW and had fun. I have a lot of great memories. I also did the first SmackDown, so that was neat. This will be the first Saturday Night’s Main Event of my career, which I’m very excited about considering it hasn’t been on for 14 years. It was a show that I watched religiously when it aired. So it’s a real neat thing for me to have this opportunity. But I think my time on RAW has come and gone. I have some other business interests that I’m anxious to pursue. We’re looking at doing a J.R.’s Barbeque Restaurant in Norman, Okla., and we just built a 40-foot customized trailer that we’re going to take to fairs and events. We may take it to Sturgis and rodeos. And next year is the Oklahoma centennial, so we think the trailer will be out a lot to the fairs and festivals. Some of them draw thousands of people and we’d like to sell some of them a barbeque sandwich.

So it’s a pretty busy time for me right now. And no, a return to RAW has never been discussed. I think I’ve made it clear that I enjoyed my time on RAW. I think it’s Joey’s show to do now and let him grow into the role and get settled in and get a rhythm and comfort level that he could really perform in. I think that’s what they need to do. I don’t see myself back on RAW on a regular basis. I certainly wouldn’t mind doing some appearances from time to time, though.
 
[quote name='guyver2077']WWE.com: So now that you’ve been officially called upon to do Saturday Night’s Main Event, it looks like you are back in the hunt. Does that mean you may be looking to also return to RAW for good?
J.R.: No, I think my RAW days are over. I did many years on RAW and had fun. I have a lot of great memories. I also did the first SmackDown, so that was neat. This will be the first Saturday Night’s Main Event of my career, which I’m very excited about considering it hasn’t been on for 14 years. It was a show that I watched religiously when it aired. So it’s a real neat thing for me to have this opportunity. But I think my time on RAW has come and gone. I have some other business interests that I’m anxious to pursue. We’re looking at doing a J.R.’s Barbeque Restaurant in Norman, Okla., and we just built a 40-foot customized trailer that we’re going to take to fairs and events. We may take it to Sturgis and rodeos. And next year is the Oklahoma centennial, so we think the trailer will be out a lot to the fairs and festivals. Some of them draw thousands of people and we’d like to sell some of them a barbeque sandwich.

So it’s a pretty busy time for me right now. And no, a return to RAW has never been discussed. I think I’ve made it clear that I enjoyed my time on RAW. I think it’s Joey’s show to do now and let him grow into the role and get settled in and get a rhythm and comfort level that he could really perform in. I think that’s what they need to do. I don’t see myself back on RAW on a regular basis. I certainly wouldn’t mind doing some appearances from time to time, though.[/quote]
Interesting commentary by the king himself... pun intended. I definitely agree with his words about Styles. Although I think Styles is a great announcer and definitely one of my favorites (all time)... I still think he needs to adjust to his new verbal habitat. I hope he will.. the only problem is WWE style is different from that of ECW. (Probably cuz Paul didn't have money for a whole announce team.)

Btw, I'd still like to get that match off you somehow. Let me know if we can work something out. My AIM screen name is Mega Dima. I'll give you other contact info if you need it.
 
Well... there's going to be some delays with the next topic (obviously). Apparently my internet at my apt is down, not sure for how long, but it's fucked for now. I saved the write up I had for the next wrestler, but in order to post that I'll need internet access, hmm probably could've saved it to a disc, but for some reason I didn't think of that at the time. Anywho, I'm posting this from the campus computer lab as I work on various things, so that's why I'm able to be online at the moment.

Next topic should be up tonight or tommorrow morning.

OH, one more thing, those top 10 lists (page 5), here's who did one:

2Fast
GuilewasNK
Danro
onetrackmind
Genocidal
thatstoobad
TheRock88

hopefully all the rest of you just forgot or missed the original post... I'll post the list, etc again to open the next topic, then hopefully do a count shortly after.
 
More spoilers from the Smackdown tapings...

The Animal/Hardy match was also a MITB qualifier, so that means Finlay and Matt Hardy are both in the match. It was also announced at the tapings that there would be a "Last Chance Battle Royale" for the the last spot next week.

Looks to me like Lashley will get the last spot.
 
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:lol: Ric Lieb... used to host a local public access wrestling show before joining up with UWC and the other promotions. Funny to see him on Jannetty's friend list.

I'm actually somewhat looking forward to the Kane movie... is that wrong?
 
Marty Jannetty's MySpace said:
oh, the UA (Urine Analysis)...that is the problem right now...I'm not allowed to receive a travel permit while a test is pending...well, when they send them out to the labs, they are usually back in a couple days...its been 2 weeks now...my PO said just last night she's miffed by this and thinks maybe they misplaced it...just my luck huh?? whats so bad too, is there is nothing illegal in it..well thats not the bad part , lol... but what if this cost me my career...over nothing???
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All of a sudden, damn, the opening segment from Raw looks BRILLIANT.
 
Well, I saw the Candice Michelle Playboy photos. Typical over-airbrushed, over-bronzed, non-smiling, crappy Playboy photography. They would be better off using a damn HP digital camera.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Well, I saw the Candice Michelle Playboy photos. Typical over-airbrushed, over-bronzed, non-smiling, crappy Playboy photography. They would be better off using a damn HP digital camera.[/quote]

Scanz plz.
 
[quote name='Scorch']Already confirmed; it's 100% real[/quote]

But why is he friends with so many "fakes" ??? Are we simply to assume that Marty Jannetty really is that stupid?
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Well, I saw the Candice Michelle Playboy photos. Typical over-airbrushed, over-bronzed, non-smiling, crappy Playboy photography. They would be better off using a damn HP digital camera.[/QUOTE]

Tits are tits.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']maybe the next topic should be candice michelle's tits' wrestling topic[/QUOTE]

Well, they *do* get more airtime than Paul (who?) London.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Would it be okay for me to post links for for the pics. I have the mag I just go to scan them in to the PC.[/QUOTE]

No.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']$10 sez Guile has a PM in his inbox from Vanilla.[/quote]

I'll see you and raise you another $10.:lol:
 
LOL, no PM from Vanilla.

Graystone it's best you don't scan them yourself or post the link publicly. They'll be all over the wrestling sites anyways. I wasn't even looking for it, I just happened to find it on a link to a blog. To be honest, RAW has been so piss poor lately, no pun intended, that the Candice Michelle "story" is the only thing even remotely interesting. I couldn't give a shit about HHH and his never ending pursuit of Ric Flair's "record". The shame is that it has almost nothing to do with wrestling other than the fact that she is employed by WWE. The even sadder thing is that I really don't care for women like Candice Michelle who don't do much of anything and earn a 6 figure salary as a "wrestler". She seemed to be putting a little effort into the wrestling side before I banned myself from RAW though. She would be better as a valet for a male wrestler, not engaged in a pseudo-lesbian relationship with Victoria. I'd like to see her manage someone like Chris Masters and Carlito. Women like Trish, Victoria, or Melina would be better representatives for a WWE pictorial but they will probably never do it. When I see Candice Michelle I don't think "WWE", I think "GoDaddy.com".
 
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