Announcer - Your referee - Doug Gilbert. From South Africa, Colonel DeBeers. DeBeers.
Trongard - The AWA - the very best in professional wrestling.
Blears - They know their wrestling down here in Nebraska. This DeBeers knows his wrestling - he’s a former rugby player, and knows the art of professional wrestling.
Trongard - Many words can be used to describe DeBeers - despicable, incorrigible, psychotic, sadistic, deranged…
Blears - Wow, you got me on some of those, but then again, you went to a good American college. You know many adjectives.
Trongard - DeBeers, against the black man.
Blears - Now when I say “the good colonel”, I don’t mean I agree with his view, just that I call it as I see it.
Blears - I talked to DeBeers earlier, and he said that some men are born great, and some have greatness thrust upon them, like him. Well, you can’t blame a guy for trying to get himself over.
Trongard - That clothesline would have finished off a normal man, but Pete Sanchez is definitely a cut above average.
Nelson - I want this straight out - why did you interfere in the tag title match?
DeBeers - LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, WHY DO YOU MEDDLE IN THE AFFAIRS OF SOUTH AFRICA? YOU CAN’T ANSWER, CAN YA!? THE GOOD COLONEL HAS AN ANSWERS - SCOTT HALL HAS BEEN PROVEN TO BE A NON-ATHLETE. HE HAS TO USE ANABOLIC STEROIDS TO GET THE COURAGE TO FACE COLONEL DEBEERS, THAT SHOWS A LACK OF SELF-CONFIDENCE AND ABILITY!
(Fans chant U.S.A. and “We Want Hall”)Nelson- THEY WANT SCOTT HALL!
DeBeers - LISTEN IDIOTS, YOU’VE BEEN READING THE OMAHA PAPER! A LIBERAL RAG THAT HAS LED YOU DOWN THE WRONG PATH! SOUTH AFRICA! SOUTH AFRICA! The cries, they die down after a while - if they really believed that Hall would come to this ring, they would be livid, and raise their voices…
Nelson - We’re out of time…
DeBeers - NO WE AREN’T, I HAVEN’T SPOKEN ABOUT MY POLITICAL VIEWS YET! LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!
Announcer - The number one Alaskan - Rick Renslow.
Trongard - The crowd is still buzzing from Colonel DeBeers and Pete Sanchez!
Trongard - Greg Gagne is, of course, GREG GAGNE! ONE OF THE WORLD’S FINEST WRESTLERS! HIS FATHER’S A FORMER WORLD CHAMPION, AND HE’S A FORMER CHAMPION AS WELL!
Blears - Yes, he’s a former champion, and while he may not be as large as his opponent, he doesn’t need to be when he can use his speed to take him down.
Blears - If I-F - one of the shortest words in the alphabet…
Trongard - Jerry Blackwell, at 473 pounds, is one of the most agile men you’ll ever see.
Blears - He can really move around. Several years ago, he was in a ring where he climbed up a ladder to get a pot of gold and he was climbing up it like a chipmunk. He can fly, he can slow down, and he knows when to tag out.
Blears - Greg with a classic headlock takedown, taught to him by his father…
Trongard - We see the grabbing of the tights, you see it, but the referee doesn’t see it.
Blears - Some have said we need 3 referees, or one for each side of the ring, but then you’d end up having a match with 10 referees, and like any other sport, there should just be one.
Trongard - Blackwell with seven head butts in a row!
Blears - I’ve seen him drive a spike through a board with his head.
(during a club to the back)Blears - Blackwell is fighting for his life here in this tag team thriller!
Trongard - HERE COMES GREG GAGNE! BACK BODY DROP, AND HE TOOK CARE OF WINSLOW AS WELL! Blackwell tagged in, methodically going after Winslow!
Greg Gagne - Blackwell and I have a thorn in our neck known as Sheik Adnan Al-Kaisse, who took an American who trained at OUR CAMP and called him Nord the Barbarian, he’s got a guy named Ali Khan - that’s Tom Lentz, I TRAINED HIM, and he followed the money of the sheik - he sold out!
Blackwell - FIRST OF ALL, EVERYONE SAYS THAT MONEY TALKS AND BULL CRAP WALKS! THERE AIN’T ENOUGH MONEY OUT THERE IN DAT ARAB WORLD TO GET ME TO NOT FIGHT YOU! YOU SEE WHAT HE DONE, HE FLEW OFF DAT TOP ROPE! I MIGHT DO THAT AND SEE THE SPEW COME OUTTA THEM!
Bockwinkel - This Barbarian is another giant, tremendously strong, another employee of Sheik Adnan Al-Kaisse. There’s nothing Sheik would like more than to take the world title to his Arab countries, but I’ll do everything I can to make sure that doesn’t happen.
Trongard - There are rumors that Sheik Al-Kaisse has something to do with the results of these matches…
Bockwinkel - Well, it’s my understanding that he was on his country’s Olympic wrestling team. He’s a wrestling expert and well-qualified.
(after being slammed into the bleachers on the other side of the building)Bockwinkel - Ferris is coming back, and I’m sure that the referee has extended his 10 count because of how should we say… the Barbarian trying to put him through the side of the building.
(on Renslow’s slams)Trongard - THEY’RE GETTING HIGHER ALL THE TIME!
Trongard - ANOTHER BACK SUPLEX, HOW MANY MORE OF THESE CAN HE TAKE, NICK BOCKWINKEL?
Bockwinkel - I don’t know…
Nelson - The victory for the Barbarian and Zhukov, for Adnan Al-Kaisse.
Adnan - WE’LL HAVE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPION BELTS! WE ALSO ISSUE A CHALLENGE FOR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BELT! MY MEN READY TO CAPTURE TAG TEAM BELTS AND READY TO CAPTURE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF WORLD!
Nord - THE SHEIK ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING UP HIS SLEEVE, AND NO ONE’S BEEN ABLE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT! NOT EVEN THOSE MIDGETS, GREG GAGNE AND CURT HENNIG, AND NICK BOCKINKEL, THE DICK CLARK OF WRESTLING!
Zhukov - HENNIG, GET A NEW PARTNER! SCOTT HALL IS A COWARD!
Adnan - COME OUT, WE WANT YOUR MEN RIGHT NOW!
Nelson - THEY WANT TO TAKE THE BELTS BACK TO THE FAR EAST! THE MISSION IS DECLARED!
(on Sherri)Blears - If she showed up wearing that tight outfit in my day, she’d… go to the pokey.
Trongard - I was wondering what you were gonna say.
Blears - In Japan, they have women’s wrestling, but they didn’t wrestle on the same cards as the men, but now, they’re working at the beginning of the same cards, so they’re making progress.
Trongard - Sherr will wrestle in Japan in October.
Blears - Yes, I’m sure I’ll be there at that time. I’m looking forward to seeing the Japanese wrestling fans - there are millions of them!
Trongard - Sherri starting off shirtly… I was starting to say shortly, but said shirtly… let’s leave it at that.
Blears - Jasmine is claiming skullduggery - women have been known to do things that aren’t right.
Blears - That Jasmine just took a bump on the hard floor.
Trongard - It’s as hard as it could possibly be!
Blears - I cannot believe it - the women wrestlers are using head butts.
Nelson - Still, the women’s champion of the world, Sherri Martel.
Sherri - It don’t matter what you say, or what these idiots say - the referee’s decision says that I win fair and square.
Nelson - So, that wasn’t controversial?
Rose - WHY IS EVERYTHING CONTROVERSIAL!? WE ALWAYS WIN FAIR AND SQUARE. WE DON’T NEED TO USE THE ROPES, WE USE KNOWLEDGE - WE’RE THE TAG CHAMPIONS, AND SHE’S THE WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPION!
Nelson - Are you gonna tell me you didn’t have the ropes?
Sherri - WHAT?!
Rose - She didn’t have the ropes - she just grabbed the legs. I could cradle you, or Brad Rheighnans could do it - we are wrestlers and we know how to use wrestling as an advantage!